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9182736455O1999:
Nillionaire-glorified porverty

What a comment with the meme...Kuku kill me with laughter..

God1000:
Not all men, sex is overrated, real men hustle everyday and set their minds on productive things

Personally I want to be like Aliko dangote and Tony Elumelu, there's no time for bullshit

Increase the volume...

Perfect time to buy some cool whip..


Owuite don SAPA guys..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
13 years of non stop banging
Inside that 13 years ehnnn...alot of things go don occur

Them go don break up many many times....fuckkk another pussy and dickkk....

But you know fate and destiny is one hell of a moda fuckkking niggar...
Destiny go just sit down they smile.....unto say make una break up and down first....last last na una two go be husband and wife

Sure thing..

AdaSunshine:
This is how it should be.
A wise man who saw a young girl he wanted, patiently guided and nurtured her, till she came of age, and now, at the right time, he's finally making her his.

Not the foolish one that was too in a haste, and was only interested in tearing the rubber!

Interesting..

Two will work together if they agreed.

In some cases, one partner do deviate.

Babies changes everything...

Mooh247:
Free Okorocha...

Nonsense and ingredients.

JONSYN7154:
I'll bring more extra tubers of yam. Trust me, am from Benue.

Na only yam your in-laws go chop?

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

I am curious as how do you claim she is your girl, but is comfortably making video calls with another man at night?

Like when you two should be cuddled up sleeping or making out..

Well, I don't understand the kind of ladies you guys date o..No respect all..

One key thing in relationship is respect..Mutual respect, understanding then the love.

Their is no relationship if a man comfortably calls her and you are cool with that..Maybe you aren't serious with her...Just the knacking.

JONSYN7154:
Am from Benue and I married an Igbo Lady from mbieri, imo state and I can confidently tell you that they are awesomely GOOD

Oya come and pay extra bride price

DonGtoG1:
A matured person, not just in age, should know when things are real.

Sure thing...I concur..

he/she changes swings mood, or changes attitude..

You must know as an intelligent person.

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

Dey with am....

Women with plan b, c, D ....etc na your mate..

Franklystein:
I wake up everyday to meet myself added to over 100 telegram groups overnight, even with my privacy set to only contacts can add me to groups, sometimes telegram will say I am the one that requested to be added to the group but I'm not, this has been going on for more than three months, I changed my username to a name no one can guess but they keep adding me, I considered deleting my telegram account but if I do I'll loose access to premium groups I subscribed to, how can I solve this?

You frequent porn hubs online, that is the fastest place your acct can get hacked...

Continue with the premium and continue crying..

Lonelyhrt1:
Advise is needed as regards to traveling to Eastern part of Nigeria for a marriage ceremony. I will try to make this as short as possible. My brother is getting married to an Ibo girl from Imo state but due to the insecurity in the eastern part of the country, a lot of our friends are saying they’re not coming due to the insecurity.
My question is, is it safe to travel to Imo state for marriage especially for people who don’t speak or understand the Ibo language.
Note: The girl have a family in the state where our brother lives and friends are suggesting the marriage should be done in the state but my brother and the girl are saying she’s a first daughter and the marriage can’t be done at her aunts house outside Imo state.

Very safe to...

Forget the lies on the media...

Just avoid travelling on Mondays...Or anyday set side for MNK court hearing..

Other days are purely safe...Imo is calm and no issues here.


Lastly, travel with registered transport company.

GAZZUZZ:
Simplicity in design, availablity of used parts. Yes it is not a luxury car, but a very basic reliable car.

Kia/Hyundai are very reliable vehicles, but do not come close in technical know how and parts availablity.

The corolla was designed for the average Nigerian.

Only If They will understand you are coming from a professional angle.

stlarry001:
Which car can one buy for 2-2.5 million. I love SUV's shaaa but any other good car can go

Lexus Rx300...

Or you may be lucky to see who wants to sell Rx330 under distress sales..

All naija used...Maybe few months use.

mariahAngel:
Ka gi ma.

Too many imaginations, curiosity about your personality..

mariahAngel:
Probably.

O shi nini...Probably kwa..

Reminds me of a skit I watched..The guy ji akpu na esuru na ofe ole ga na phone ya..

Do you follow Insidelife_411 on Insta?

RedChiefPriest:
Make I go find the key to my papa Volkswagen
Next year auction we move

Lmao...tortoise..

And this proved the fact that love is a thing of the heart..

mariahAngel:
A plate of fried eggs and plantain.

Mbanu.

A ga m eri ya via phone screen abi

Gi na plantain..

mariahAngel:
O wu nga a ga kpo ya, ya za.

Onye mummy.

I ga eso na umu nwaanyi ndi Di ha ji akpo mummy

mariahAngel:
This kind thing wey Arsenal dey do na im dey make some kind men dey get side chicks.

In fact, by next season, I dey turn my side chick club Madrid to main.

Lmao...Arsenal na Naija house wife...

mariahAngel:
Before nko!?

No fall hand o.

Lol..

I will try...If I figure it, what is the price?

If I fail to, no vex o, na plenty work wey full my head cause am

EFULEFU1:
The lady I have been dating for the past four month s is married
I didn't know all this while
I am in a deep sheet
I am madly in love with her but I can't date a Married woman
Please how do I break free from this quaqmire

Efulefu nawa for you o

Well, flavour said" A woman is single if she like you".. Even if she is married.

It is left for figure out..

Now you know, can you please detach and move...Your sins are forgiven..Go and sin no more..

Prettylitlady:
Goodday NL members.. I am here for any matured advice I can get as I understand we have matured people here who can talk senses into my head and make me realise one or two things.

I am in my mid 20's, I dated my Ex for few years, we were both students then in one of the West Universities (graduates now) and I really loved him, it was true love I felt for him to be honest, he wasn't working, I don't demand for money from him or anything, I sell clothes, shoes, bags and do other small businesses while schooling, that's how I foot my own Bills and also give him money sometimes when in need. His family knows me, my family knows him like we were so much in each other(or so I thought). I saw no other guy except him, I built my world around him, we were best of friends as I am an introvert and really don't keep friends so he was my all.
Even though it was a tough decision to make, I had to break up with him due to the following reasons;
1. He has beaten me once and promised not to do it again but he still slapped me in every slightest provocation.
2. He wanted to go into yahoo yahoo. That's not the kind of partner I want, I want a legit hustler not a fraudster.
3. He sometimes cheats on me and I will forgive him always. He tells me I am the main while the others is just for cruise that every guy cheats
4. He suddenly started smoking and drinking due to friends influence I guess (Eew, I don't want that)
5. He is Lazy, always wanting big money buh doesn't want to work. I told him to Start from somewhere after our graduation no matter how little buh he won't heed.
6. He always talks dirty with his female friends even in my presence, I wonder what happens behind me.

I ended the relationship after so much talking, pleas and counselling hoping he will change but he didn't. I dated another guy 2 months later, I know nobody is perfect but trust me when I say my current guy is all I ever wanted in a man. But the truth is I really do not love him that deep, He treats me fine and all but I still feel something for my ex maybe because I was already soo used to him. My boyfriend has told me to go back if that's what I want because he doesn't want a divided attention. I know I can't break up with him because it will hurt him so badly and my conscience won't even allow me because he has done literally nothing wrong, yes we normally have our ups and downs but he hasn't done anything worth breaking up over with.

I just need advice on how I can get this my ex off my head for good. We don't communicate, I have deleted all his numbers, We have been separated for few months now but I still think of him every single day even when I have a good guy already. I don't know what is wrong with me pleasee

You didn't allow yourself to heal before jumping into the next guy train...Now You are going to frustrate him knowingly or unknowingly...And he might be the good match for you, but you will make him have doubt about you.

Why the rush? Few months away from break up, you are with someone else...Women sef.

Yes, men take time to heal from a break up, unlike some women who gets the male attention here and there..

You didn't heal properly from your last relationship..Sorry to tell you this, you will always reminisce the moments spent with the ex.

If you heal properly, you won't even cherish those moments again, because your heart will be on the move in search of new love..

I pray your new guy can handle this case till you open your heart to him fully.

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu, ka'm hapu ya.


Ka'm nyetu gi clue; Angel with not appear on that one, but maria will.
You have from tomorrow till the ban elapses.

Better..

I di kwa serious with assignment a i nyere m o..

Ka m ga kwado maka ya...lol

Edo no be Lagos

mariahAngel:
They can be so biased. Most especially mynd.
I will definitely come for him when the ban elapses.



Hehehehehehehe



I will leave you to figure it out. O ga wu a challenge.
I'll start using it from tomorrow.
Quote any moniker you think it might be.


Colombia especially. Even Venezuela.

Mind can't pretend with his own..

Were kwa nwaayoo na di attack, achohu kwa m ya nye gi indefinite prison o

Ok, I will do best to figure the new angel..

obodo ndi ara.

mariahAngel:
Otu mod banuru nne ya!
For one flimsy rule that I didn't even know existed.
I checked all my comments before that, none broke the rule.
O ga a wurila that mynd because I saw him viewing the thread I commented on right before I was banned.

I wanted to wait it out, but I figured I might lose interest by then, so I decided to use this one today.
Mana a ga'm a megwarila ke'm! Nobody tames me for no reason.
A ga'm e mehe new account.


Puerto vallarta wu na Mexico.

Mods here add sentiments to their work...most times I don't blame them, they are being human as well.

I si nobody tames you for no reason.. o kwa i huru gi eeh,smh I ji nwaayoo wuru di onye aghirigha o.

And Ihe ihuru mee, i ga amuta kwa nwa wu onye aghirigha

O le ihe i ga akpo new account gi? I am curious..

Mexico obodo ndi ishi mgbaka..Ya na Columbia.

Terrence99:
The motor cost pass your family land wey you dey hawk for Umuahia.

Ah ah naa

Easy o