Parisian:
Like my Wh0re mother's overused one right?

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

mkpurumma090:


Mtcheeew!! Off point

justiz5:

You are not smart enough. Any time she is awake making those calls, record their conversation (and seek for interpretation from trusted fellos. Thank me later. I am in one of the Hausa speaking states. You can't gossip me anyhow be it in my place of work or in the compound where I stay. I will surely find out.

Do that and thank me later.

Assuming the op was smart like me, he would have been ahead of the game with his "Ibo Sex Slave"

David1017:


This ur own strong oo. Hope she's good?

nnol:
mbieri people are very nice people, my late mum is from mbieri.

JONSYN7154:
Am from Benue and I married an Igbo Lady from mbieri, imo state and I can confidently tell you that they are awesomely GOOD.

kingsolomonjnr01:


Wow.. ur wife is my sister then.
I'm from mbaitolu

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

vickydevoka:

Depending de Igbo. Imo n Abia gals are easy to marry from any tribe

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

DonGtoG1:
A matured person, not just in age, should know when things are real.

JONSYN7154:
Am from Benue and I married an Igbo Lady from mbieri, imo state and I can confidently tell you that they are awesomely GOOD

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

Theboy21:
Who b dis 1

Munzy14:

Oya come and pay extra bride price

Theboy21:
Yes son, i did some damages to your wh0re mothers ugly cunt when your big old foolish pop was outta town

Parisian:
Nice description of my mother.

JONSYN7154:
I'll bring more extra tubers of yam. Trust me, am from Benue.

Munzy14:

Na only yam your in-laws go chop?

Dogi1:


She is good oo, I even talk to her yesterday oo. Say hungry dey, say make i send something for her.

IkeIgboNile:
I really don't believe this story because i think the Op wants to start a tribal war here. The guy must have known the nature of their relationship and agreed to be the side chick in the relationship