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Any guy man wey never drive Lexus, never start as e be so..

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
I swear, a choho'm I weputa ya, but I just had to.

She went to Puerto vallarta on a short vacation.

You really have to.

Kedu kwa e be wu Puerto Vallarta?

O wuhuzikwa miami ma o wu Bahamas

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

Stick with the yS that matched your taste, energy and calmness..

Bodly tell the OS it can't work...It is difficult but you have to..

Elder sisters and their laid back style sef..Sometimes they usually have this boring way of killing the vibes they came with initially..

In this case, It is just her personality...And it will likely cause her a regret now..

All the same, who is for her, will have a reason to hook up with her...

mariahAngel:
You don't even have to confront anyone.
Just cut off your relationship with them, and you will be at peace with yourself.
Then surround yourself with only people who inspire good thoughts and feelings in you.
People who make you happy.
People who want what is best for you and bring out the best in you.
Be intentional with your happiness.

Angel is back from longest vacation

Abii senior don commit

E be things...

chigator2:
It seems this NURTW of a thing is seriously paying them. Imagine what the top person is dealing with if an underdog can afford to gift 23 million Naira.

Did you said it seems?

These guys are multimillionaires in a state like Lagos...Densely populated.

l3st3r:
Good day. I own a betking shop. I also run a POS service in the shop. One day a customer came that he wants to play virtual sports bet. He asked to use the POS cos he doesn't have any money on him. I tried his card and it was saying "insufficient funds". He says he has money in the card and I should try it again.

Meanwhile I saw he was attempting to still play the bet. I told him he should wait let's resolve the withdrawal before he plays his bet. He went ahead and play a bet of #1000. I became angry and asked him if I didn't ask him not to play that bet until we resolve his withdrawal. I asked him how he intend paying for the bet now. He says I should use his atm. I told him his atm card is still showing insufficient fund. He said why am I shouting at him if I know who he is.

I asked who are you? na you open shop for me. The whole thing broke into a shouting bout. Luckily his game won. I deducted my #1000 and asked him to leave that he won't be allowed to play game here anymore as he is a troublesome person.

He says he is going to play and if I know who he is. We got into more shouting bout again. He finally left and says he would be coming back.

He came back today one month later wearing an army uniform with two of his other colleagues. He started hitting me with belt. Says I should do frog jump and other nonsensical punishment. People around later heard the noise. They started begging. When they asked me what the problem is before I try to explain, they would hit me with the belt that I should shut up. When they are satisfied they finally left.

I checked for the name tag on his uniform but he has removed it. His other two colleague are putting on muftty. I do have a CCTV camera in my shop which they are not aware, so everything is on video.

Please, how do I proceed with this case and get justice, pls don't say police cos I took an issue to the police the other time when money was stolen in my shop. Even with video evidence nothing was done. They tasked me anyhow. One naira no come out..

I know this is not the right section for this just want somewhere with a bit of traffic. Mods pls move this to the frontpage so I can get a range of advice.

First, as someone entertaining the public with a business, Their is a bit of arrogance and pride in the way you reacted to him not resolving card issues first before placing a bet.

Action and reaction are equal and opposite..No mata your position, treat people you meet in the business line right.

As for the bully, he exhibited a typical uniformed man way in Naija.

In this case, you will still lose....Uniformed people are same..Especially bothers at arms...

Naija happened.

Born2winnx:
The wedding is holding today and have made up my mind not to attend because the dude invited me through WhatsApp. It annoys me how children of this days has no regards or character for their elders. they are changing everything all in the name modernization.

How can someone, I know the exact date he was born be inviting me through WhatsApp, no respect at all, sending the scanned card copy there.. what happened to the hardware copy he printed? I had to tell him, he laughed it off saying bros nor vex the 500 copies he printed was not enough to share self. I didn't want to press the issue farther my mind is already made up.
He won't see me there today.

When I did mine, I knew how far distance I trekked to invite his elder brothers face to face, bought several drinks.

I just hope he invited his in-laws through WhatsApp too

There is ego and no unity in this family of yours...

Nobody in my family will celebrate anything and won't witness a huge turn up from the family...

You don't even need face to face meeting sef, just put call across..Unless you be black sheep in the house.

Well, he didn't meet your expectations which is understandable...You staying off will be understandable as well.

For someone like me who comes out unpredictably, I don't even know how my big day will be like...But I pray I will handle it better..Expect less from people and watch how your happiness is guaranteed.

dollytino4real:
u see life is 4 fun

Sure...

chatinent:
So we should advise you on how to keep having premarital sex? Ori e ti baje

That kind thing..

stlarry001:
Can 2million buy any of those cars? Good Nigeria Used
Best choice Sedans are;

1. Lexus ES 350, 2010 upwards
2. Toyota Camry 2010 upwards.
3. Honda Accord. 2012 Upwards.


Godspeed.

Na naija used with fault you want buy sha...

HellVictorinho4:
I need your financial assistance, please.

una no dey tire?

frankpro27:
Planning on getting my first car soon. Budget is 3-4m. What will be your recommendations pls

Depends on where you live and what you intend to do with the car..

With that budget, A lexus es300,330 or 350 direct Belgium is your best bet..

Or
Camry either spider(four cylinder) , camry 2.4 is cool.

If you like SUV, you can bargain for a lexus 330 as well.

Go with a trusted Mechanic...And don't joke with maintenance.

Avoid corolla...Too many theft case.

Stallionhorse:
Op... As you no carry any meat go house you fuvvvk up big time... Your not the true son of your father.

Lmao....naija way..

Joeyzinho:
This aunty has successfully left "Jehovah carry me dey go" whatsapp group..

You guys eeh

Anyways, we hope he found peace of mind.

dollytino4real:
all those indomie generation can sabi fear! U never see 20 dey climb white horse bicycle

Lol...That white horse eeh...6years old in the villa dey flex am.

In my ss2, My Dad got a brandnew bike for village..Small small, me and my brothers begin ride am..We go contribute money buy fuel..Dey flex the bike for Christmas..

Those days used to be fun.

Lol...Normal obtain.

Self control is a rare virtue.

sukkot:

i see the comedians are out in full force today

Lmao..savage

blazingblender:

To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

Lmao

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

Not bad..As long as there is love and understamding plus mutual respects, go ahead..

If it guarantees you peace of mind.

Fool wey no fit fix Kogi, wants to fix A complex Nigeria...

70years old man..

Cute....Some thing I will like to do with my wife name included.

Maxymilliano:
Entering someone's car without permission should also constitute a criminal offense because na only thieves dey enter properties wey no be their own.

And this traffic police are good at that...2seconds them don put hand begin unlock door.

2dice01:
Waiting patiently for his weird names

As in eehh

It could be ASAP May..

Puskas:
Why are some humans so heartless. Imagine selling your own blood? I give up

Only lazy cowards in the form of men do that...

Even the bible said no food for lazy man, but these hardworking sisters, ones they see them, awon chewing gum boys.. The butterflies in their stomach will escape from prison...

Only for some to regret later.

Some ladies just know this type of men, but will go ahead only to face consequences later..

On behalf of Naija focused men, we donate the man to Mali for medical/laboratory experiment with his organs..

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

Lol...You are dating yourself sha..

Meanwhile, post your ex and watch her reaction..two can play the game better..

seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!

I see no problem, except a guy trying to massage his ego.

You said you are buoyant? Then no case to answer..lmao

Gunners89:
Prodigal wife

E be things...

Janabi73:
HOW TO USE ONE EGG TO REMOVE BAD LUCK, BAD ENERGY, NEGATIVITY FROM YOUR LIFE.

There are a lot of spiritual benefits of eggs which I will be dropping here as time goes on.

In the thread, we will talk a lot about our spiritual life and improvements, how to attract favour, how to attract opportunity, how to attract money and many more with just natural things God has created for us to help ourselves.

But I want y'all to understand that breaking curses and bad energy is always important in our spiritual life. Because when the soul is stained with Bad energy, one will experience hardship, difficulty and negativity. These are the plans of the devil and evildoers. Your enemies don't sleep on you. They're always awake.

Let me tell you something, they know you read this thread today and will manipulate you not to do any of these tips. It's not as if you don't want to do it. But something will make you feel so reluctant to do it. That's how powerful they can be. They monitor your day and night. We're all lucky that God has been there for all of us. If not, hmmm.

Where you're today is not where you are supposed to be. Even if you feel you're doing well. My brothers and sisters, you are supposed to be greater and better than how you are if not for enemies.

You're doing business, and you're not selling and you feel that day there's no market. There's an evil spirit attacking your business already. Mr A is selling more than you and you'll start thinking Mr A is doing a ritual. No, Mr A didn't joke about his spiritual life. That's the secret.

Moving forward, Curse breaking and cleansing is very important. So today will be looking at how to use One Egg to Break Spiritual Curses and destroy evil plans against your life.

Y'all should know egg signifies life. And if you're doing this. You're a kind of adding more strength to your soul because the enemies aim to weaken your soul. And when the soul is weak, it can't fight for you. So strengthen your soul by doing this today.

How To Use One Egg To Destroy Evil Plans and Bad Energy Hindering Your Soul From Enhancing Your Progress.

Keep reading in this thread....

https://www.nairaland.com/7133967/spiritual-orientation-tips-spiritual-o.t/1

Dibia anya nzu...

Joeyzinho:
Buhari and his goons wants to distract us again..

Watch how people forget about Deborah, bandits ravaging the north, Ipob on the beat in the East. Lol

Sharap....Annual talks wey no dey hold water

We the lazy Nigerian youths gladly look forward to june 2nd..


Signed
Management.

Channah1:
No o. Not me. How will someone just come and open yansh in my presence and be going up and down the room.

If she does it and goes straight to bed, fine but she'll be up for some time like that before finally retiring to bed.
The first time I followed her to do it, it was straight to bed and I didn't get up again till Dawn.

Na wa o.

At first I thought you are a man, then I read through to discover a lady is complaining about another lady being unclad in her comfort zone...

If you live in school environment, it is normal...Some ladies are cool with pants on alone.. or bumshot and braless..You just have to structure your mind off such.

Even me as a man, sometimes we go unclad in our comfort zone..with babe.

You know when you wake up bathe, and move around unclad all through the day...unless emergency movement or a visitor is around..

Babe on her own can be Unclad comfortably cooking and other things..

I am cool with it though..

JUST find a way to tolerate or move out.. just two options.

dollytino4real:
E dey sweet if na ur papa bike

I swear....