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mariahAngel:
Are you tempted by your sister-in-law or what?

Ka m na ele gi anya.

The sister in-law must dress properly. Na visit she visit..

Only wify is permitted to dress any how.

This isn't about the Naira spray in an event., it is more of VDM public outcry on social media that went viral.

The government is usually afraid of social media..If you can use it well, you will change some narratives.

Bob and co were rubbing the gay movements on our faces.

Until we begin to appreciate ours..Then we will begin to change some narrative.

Every airline leaving Nigeria should have mainly Nigerian menu(cuisines) this will explain a lot about heritage to travellers and tourists.

ChizzyBuna:
This is where Igbo man will SHINE

According to the 2nd Law of Igbonomics

All it takes is for one Igbo man to start selling 500 meat just beside this man shop

😂😂😂😂I swear

pyyxxaro:
Naa 2 men I de see oh 😳

Welcome to Kenya 😂😂😂😂

Obnoxious2001:
Wetin be this

E reach to ask...😂😂😂😂

Zonefree:
Rest in peace Pa Croc. May God have mercy on your soul and grant you eternal rest.

E reach to😂😂😂😂

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EconomistXplain:
Naija ladies can never say pim!!!!

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Fembleez1:
Okay. Do you have a rough guess of what pay for a Farmhand should be per month?

Oh, I get that now. I can get that done. Thank you so much sir.

If you will provide accommodation, 35k and above is the range. Plus routine greasing of palm so he/she can work well as human.

One serious advise, make sure you live closer to the farm..This will save you a lot as human are not to be trusted.

jidestroud:
Thanks for the feedback.

Nevertheless, I have budgeted a total sum of N1.4million for this project. Bulk of the capital goes into feeding which i feel would have been the little challenge I may be have experienced along the way. With that sorted out, na auto cruise I dey so...

See yah in 3months time. (by His Grace)

Jide greetings.

Weldone.
It's been a while on Agro section.

I had to comment based on the budget..For the project.
1.4M cannot take them home.

Though I came late to thread..I must appreciate you for what you do here..kudos!

brain54:
I do all of the above...

Depends on mood and which one or how comfortable I am at the moment!

You took words out of my mouth..

Mood dependant.

Dangote refinery viewed the thread...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

guobe:
I went to a highly competitive secondary school back in the days.

This private school had alot of intelligent young boys and girls and there was this boy name withheld that was always coming out top in class.

There was this other girl giving him a chase for who comes out top in the class too as they were both extremely intelligent and to me I will say they were geniuses as they were so so good.

Me I wasn't doing too badly too but that guy was in another class of his own.
He was cool ,gentle and focused and I knew the future was going to be very bright for him academically.

I met him one day and asked him how he does his thing that makes him academically sound and he laughed and told me that during the holidays,he makes sure he reads ahead what will be thought in the next session and when session starts he just goes to class and assimilate what the teacher is teaching.

To cut the long story short,this guy finished his university in flying colours reading Biochemistry and got a job in the banking sector.

At just 22 years of age, he was already a manager in one of the branches of the bank and was doing very well.

The next thing I heard was that he has defrauded the bank of more than 500 million naira and has gone missing without a trace.
Till this day he has not been seen with no trace.

I still wonder what might have happened to this intelligent young man that made him to defraud a bank at such a young age and soil his name for life just because of money.

This is someone with such intelligence can create a money spinning software that can become a global brand.
It still baffles me till this day.

Some of our friends that attended that secondary school told me he was running deals with some yahoo guys that also attended the school and those guys might have influenced him.

Moral of the story is that people can change their character within a twinkle of an eye.

Likely he has been found and erased by higher powers and stolen funds relooted...This is Nigeria.

slimjohn2k5:
Is it male or female urine

Chineke nna🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

It is her standard,and she should stick to it.

vowiski:
how come we don’t hear White House under renovation ?

What do they do in these Nigerian government houses, that they are always under renovation…?

The incoming governor removes all furnitures and anything that can be charmed

They invite priests for cleansing which can take months .. before they are given the go ahead to use the offices ..

These men are extremely diabolic.

You exhume and remove the ones planted by predecessor, and then bury yours..

Putout🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JayyXXX:
These are the real “RATstafarians” not Slawomirr and Holygram jumping up and down in this forum with expired Ogbomoso weed.


Just like the rat when die ontop bag of rice last week... No be hunger kill the werey, na over excitement.

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deedeemob:
ivory coast don dey pay for the ojoro wey dem take win afcon....lol

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Norsemen and Neo black always...

Cult wars wey don rest for years, this ones don go revive am.

As usual na new members dey pay the price..As per they don't know their ways around it.

If you check well na woman cause the fight...

Soty wey give us love lines that year..

This song played well well on my Motorola L7.

Cool punch line for the ladies.

Make she go find work biko...

nnaetobi:
Grace ana ama aka

😁😁😁😁

Biggie225:
Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.

You have more than enough chance to correct those mistakes and go far before 50.

Letuspray4niger:
Good day all, please I need ur advice

I’m the only bachelor in my neighborhood, three rented apartments. I’m in between two families, they both have three three kids each, they are all very nice people, they rendered assistance to me in any slightest opportunity that presents itself, they pack my washed clothes under the sun fold it and well arranged before I returned home. They always sweep my surroundings, when they are doing theirs.

One of them, her husband is not always around. He goes and comes once in a while, she will always like to engage me in conversation any little chance she finds me outside, knowing fully well that she is a married woman, I don’t give room for such familiarity, she always offer me food by giving it to her children to give to me. (Make I no lie I need the food cus I no fit cook) I’ll also get things for her children too.

I noticed her getting me food was getting too frequent, I started given her attitude and being very official with her, and she took caution.

The other lady is here with her husband, she will join me in my car if I’m going out maybe coincidentally. It happened she was going to my direction, also, there was a faithful day I left my apartment keys at a barbershop in front of my estate, I came back that evening looking for this barber guy his number was not connecting, I went to my neighbor's house to ask her if he knew where I can find this guy, the man was not in the house, the wife came out that she will lead me to the guys house, and me I don’t know where the guys lives.

On our way going the husband was coming back home, he saw us walking in the street of the estate, he confronted us and we told him, just yesterday I came back at about 11:30pm when this woman with her husband here came knocking at my door that her husband is accusing her of having an affair with me, that he threatened to send her parking if she dares disclose the information to me and it happened that I’m close to the husband, we both discuss about politics a lot, the other neighbor who’s husband is not always around also came out, I had to confront the husband why dragging me into ur family issues did u seen me on top ur wife, why this allegation? He said is his family issue that he will take care of it.

A this point, I’m considering taking a legal action against him for character assassination, did I do wrong for given my Neiboure’s mwife a lift Or asking for where I can locate the barber guy? I’m guilty of this)? The husband has the right to suspect, but since nothing going on between me and his wife what I’m supposed to do, should I proceed with the legal action?

Matured advice please.

Legal action ke.
Try dey rest. You aren't the only bachelor in the midst of married people.

You clearly don't have boundaries.
Set boundaries and stick to principles..

IamAtAnger:
You engages their class in after school tutorials .... isnt it clear on what she wants?... she's the matured one here while u have juz the higher number in age but not mature. My take, juz take ur mind off n focus on what she likes abt you i.e "after school tutorial" and see how what you want comes to you eventually... you're still naive abt women

Mature advise..especially the last line.

Goalnaldo:
Your case is similar to mine. Just that my girl is younger , 19 years. She collected my number first and constantly asks me about my girlfriend. When I saw the way she was moving like vinicius junior, I asked her if she loved me, and she said yes but was too shy to tell me 😁😂 I even created a thread about it

One bucket of awnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😁😁😁

seunmsg:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-08/billions-pour-into-nigeria-as-tinubu-s-reforms-start-to-pay-off

So long as this news is coming from a professional political sychophant, it should be taken like a pinch of salt.

SweetBuns:
Keep it and give it to the man who deserves it

As cake..

money121:
Would you rather Raise twin boys or twin girls?
Any baba and mama ejima on nairaland?
Please share your option

And does praying for fruit of womb let know the one you prefer

Twin girls first is a huge blessing..

Mikechinos:
That's painful. He clearly loves the girl and it's obvious the girl didn't love him. But that's not how to return dowry through sms. All these gen z girls they should do it according to tradition

It is really painful for him to move on...

God1000:
So much white privilege, a man that has no respect for the rule of law.


Imagine if Donald trump was a black man with all the scandals and infractions he committed, he would be in prison by now and be barred from running for any public office in US forever.

Republican party of today is full of dregs and deplorables

He's just wasting his time, no sane American will vote for him

Same thing you all said, and he trumped the great Hillary Clinton...make una try the rest

Dcaliphate:
Choi see person wife nau.... Compare am to weytin we dey deal with here and take a minute silence

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