₦airaland Forum

lazkizz:
Dance not twerk ??

Learn the difference

Lmao..
E reach to differentiate..😁😁😁

Sonnobax15:

Yeah...That was way back in 2012....A guy whom i sold my mp3 headset to didn't want to pay me....In stead,he threatened to chase me out of my workplace........ Unknowingly to him that my elder brother was also in the same cult with him....A lord for that matter . It got to a point when I had to report him to my brother.....On one fateful evening,my bro went with some of his guys to go and track am down..Na so dem tie this nigha comot from him mama house...He was crying and begging but it was already too late........Las las,my bro took the headset from him,sold it and ate the money without giving me shishi

Your elder bro na mafia..😆😆😆😆😆 you thought help has come finally..lmao

Gadafii:
Game never start dem don Dey lead my guy 3 zero

God Abeg 😭😂

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matify83:
What's happening to our comedians?

First, it was Julius Agu, then Basketmouth and sadly AY has joined the mix.

Their fame and popularity fades..Ones it happens, life begins to rearrange them. Despite the money made.

And most of them go any length to keep the fame without minding the after effect.

Person wey chop Ram prick is owing the spirits.

Anything to make Nigeria function again,is a welcomed development..North should rest.

Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

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Zonefree:

Small pikin talk.

This your mouth no good at alllllllllll.🤣🤣🤣

tonicyril:
I don't kuku understand

😁No worry yourself the bizzybody writer wanted to use style and tell us that his small shipping firm follow deliver flushing gas to dangote refinery..And as well no Nigerian shipping firm has the capacity to carry a million barrels of crude oil.

NwaAmaikpe:




Except in the process of pulling off pant and one has to kneel for further inspection of the port of entry or to take an oral tour of the female orīfice, I am yet to imagine any reason in this world that justifies a man kneeling for a lady.

Weyrey don return..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NikoDeBonAmi:
So as a young bachelor that just moved into a new apartment, a next door neighbor who happens to be a single female brought this bowl of afang soup as a show of warm welcome.

Would you accept it?

Nothing wrong here..Na african mentality and Mindset make us dey see negativity in kind gestures like this.

Wainey:
Na every weekend Dangote refinery deh start operation?

I don hear this news like 16times na

Oga rest small..make we use this one hold body..

Big win with Obi Asika.

TruthsFM:
no one takes that clueless loser serious jare

Clueless is an understament in his case..Dude is lost in his extreme APC political sychophancy and hallucinations.

TruthsFM:
he’s just a ignorant propagandist that never know the rule of law

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TruthsFM:
At last barrister fergie001 has been vindicated. Your friend Garfield1 is in serious pains. Just console him fergie001

What is garfield1, a name of animal , place or thing?😁😁

2 or at most 3 is Ideal.

Freethought:
Calm down bro, I'm not that close to the boy and besides he's way younger than i am.

Good her blood brother wants to buy her a car, But a candid advise, Release just 1m to support it.. Keep the 500k, you will need it after the car don show.or if money entet voicemail.


Car is a necessity and a liability in disguise..

GanagiBitrus:
Pls stay away from S/Eagles live matches if you have a heart condition.
You can always relax & watch the replay later without any tension.

Important announcement😂😂😂

janedonez:
I did Beans farming to help sustain livelihood, unfortunately, the DD Force Chemical I applied destroyed all my Beans. I don't know what to do.

When I was offered the Chemical, I objected but the Dealer insisted that it was the appropriate Chemical to use, after going through the Label I also read that it can used plants such as Maize, beans and others.

You didnt didlute the Insecticide well.
50ml : 20litres would av done well.
Seems you concentrated the DD force.

If you did, It will burn the plants the next day. Especially now we are in Dry season.

Zonefree:
Otilo my brother

The way I go take ban all these feminists here e

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At a time we might even witness only male handles on romance...

Operation flush out females will be the name of your Government..😁😁

FalseProphet1:
More nominations please...I promise to sanitize this section.

This I have seen.

I see you becoming a 1week moderator.
I see you ruining the romance section, This I have seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nicepoker:
I nominate Zonefree.

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Otilo!

Sonnobax15:
. . The way some of una dey reason sometimes dey make me dey wonder if na pap dey inside una brains or e just empty throway

So simply because I'm in a relationship with a woman,she should now see it as a MUST-DO something that I must provide all her needs? . Come on nigha, which particular pap dey inside your brain exactly? Guinea corn,or custard?

This guy🤣🤣🤣

Omihanifa:
This can only happen in the abroad. Here in nigeria, who go even leave wifi open for you.

In naija people don't joke with their WiFi and borehole they don't like leaving those two things open

Borehole got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Righteousness2:
Keep praying about it.. pray without ceasing. It must go.

Smh..
The way you acclaimed religious ones abuse the word "Pray".

Even when she has prayed over it, you still insist on delivering your letter to the corinthians..

Prayer without doing the right/necessary things is like one mocking his/her God.

Your baby own stopped/reduced because she took in and had a child for you. Prgnancy and child bearing limits or stops that severe menustral cramps in some ladies.

Apply wisdom atimes, before you unnecessary set up, our Christianity for drag.

superintendents:
you for cut am like 25 pieces,so that e go plenty...

Use your head..

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ednut1:
When i saw he started a company on LinkedIn and got funding i was happy for him. Was in Nigeria late 2022 expected to see his buses at Oniru/VI axis but didn’t see any. I was wondering wetin dey sup. Moral of the story- any business Nigerian government or politicians have vested Interest in avoid it.

The last part of your comment is the main gist.

Nigerian politicians have killed many dreams and aspirations in the form of eliminating competition.

AllahOfBlood:


To add to what the comrade has stated

She must own her personal business at least make a little or more income daily

She must come from a progressive family

She must be Igbo

Must be educated with at least SSCE with effective communication skills


Where are not asking for too much

Lol.. E be like men no gree for women this year..🤣🤣🤣

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Lol

He joined politics those days career die onetime quick!

charzyh2:
Couple of ladies have called me big head and I know that my head is not big. Now I know I'm not the only guy being called big head.

I've searched online but can't seem to find straight answers to what it really means. Can anyone tell me what it really means?

Playful side of ladies when they are into you..Someone said ones babe begin call you bighead, you don reach semifinals...