₦airaland Forum

Naijanascam:
Whenever you are called big head by the other gender.. Know it that you have made it to semi finals

No cast this update..

Cuteness.

Ireportlive:
If Hush puppy and Mompha did like this perhaps people won't forget them so soon

Those two are self centered elements...Typical ones..🤣🤣🤣

Laughable😁😁

Wakatumbit:
My wife is very insecure and it's making me tired.
She's always suspicious of everything, I can't go out, I can't answer calls.
The worst part is that she will be keeping malice with me cus she's suspecting me, she won't even say anything to me.

If a someone who I don't want to talk to calls me on my phone, and I decline the call, she will take offense. There was a day my mum was calling me and I didn't answer the call on time, she became mad that it was a woman calling and I don't want to answer the call.

If I tell her I'm going to the gym in the evening she will become suspicious. I can't even talk to my clients who are females in her presence because she Will be always jealous.

As I write this, she isn't talking to me cus I went to the gym yesterday evening.

I'm tired. She has never caught me cheating before because it's something I don't do

You know she was like that before you married her na.

By the way, why can't you talk to your female clients in your wife's presence? I thought you guys have become one after the wedding?..smh.

You know what you are doing, that made her become suspicious of your movement.
Women are dangerous investigators, If the mean am for you...She has ran undercover CID on you..

Go and clear yourself, for peace to reign.
Make It a sought of nobody owns a particular phone between you two.

And, you can take her along to the gym.

ednut1:
what do you have to offer asides garri? 😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂una go kill me here o

Bliss52:



Abuja has a master plan, Agulu Village man should shut up and let FCT001 do his job


Abuja was developed by Babangida and Abacha with Niger Delta Oil money

A Niger Delta Man Nyemsom Wike became the first ever Southern FCT Minister

Agulu man still criticize him for following the city master plan

Which serious country builds a ghetto and shanty next to Airport of it's Capital city, were foriegners see as they come in



.

Fools ridicule themselves when trying to attack an Innocent comment.

Peter Obi's comment was a summary of misplaced priority on the side of current admi istration.

But, urchin like you trying to sound enlightened ended up making yourself a 🤡🤡🤡.

Go and Check your facts, Your Lord Wike, is not the first Southern FCT minister.

A yoruba man was, while two Igbo men have become FCT minister for state.

Urchins behaving as spambot nearly sent Nairaland to extinct.

Creamypie:
Very foolish simpman. E even marry third hand wife wey don born 2 for 2 different men

He converted street property to personal use..At the ripe time, street na street..

mariahAngel:
They should sort themselves out.
Nobody should stress me with their issues this Christmas season.

Okwaya

The last 11months was used to sort issues, this remaining one na Personal.

Make all man dey dia dey this month.

mariahAngel:
What exactly was it about her words that offended you?

What I've observed is that you both are yet to fully understand each other.

The wife is protesting, and her protest is masked with resentment.

Just like when a man asked something from his wife, she come act, then if hubby makes a statement like " Had it been I am your Dad asking for this, will you say no".

Thats resentment and totally uncalled for.

She has poured cold water in whatever that is fanning their union flame, without feeling remorse. TIME WILL TELL.

Soon hubby will start seeing her as another man(competition), then church agbasaa..

1TrippleCee:
When one marries a strong minded woman, marriage becomes a drill. That's why many men turn to wood internally after a while. The woman thinks her husband is her competition she can rubbish anyhow

Words on marble.

It is very irritating..

mariahAngel:
I've come across this dish (the white stuff) a few times, but I don't know what it's called or what it's made from.
What I do know is that it is a dish from the Southwest region of Nigeria.


Do you know this👇🏼dish? Let me know.

Fòod😁😁

Airlohim:
6 years ago, there was a larger solar flare, but the inhabitants of Nairaland rested because there was no psychopath like you to tell them that the world is ending because of solar flares that is like bread and butter in the cosmos.

Your level of ignorance is just out of this world.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kelvin30286063:
On Wednesday 6th of December, I was driving my family from Ondo to Akure to launch a new business.

We plan to start the event at 12 and it was already past 11am so I was rushing. Along Akure road, I saw this three police convoy going in front but they were not very fast.

I have a really fast car so I was like, I should overtake them and be on my way, I flashed the last pickup with about 3 policemen at the back but they didn't make any reaction and didn't gesture for me to go.

The road ahead of us was long and free, no incoming vehicles so I saw it as an opportunity.

After flashing twice again and no response, I decided to overtake all three pickup vehicles quickly so I switched to sport mode and decided to use my pedal shifter to go faster.

As soon as I revved and started overtaking them, they went crazy and started driving zig-zag on the road leaving me absolutely no room to go.

At the end they ran me into the nearly bush and parked me off. One of them decided to use their vehicles to intentionally brush my car while parking me off the road. They all came down, almost 20 of them and started shooting in the air.

They started shouting come down from this car! Hitting my car everywhere with fist and hitting my glass with the tail of their guns. Somehow my window didn't break even after they hit them 5 or 6 times. (Respect to Acura on that)

One of them pointed his gun at my vehicle and was about to shoot. I roll down my glass and started begging them.

My wife was sitting in front with me and my 2 year old daughter was sitting at the back in the hand of a friend we took along with us to act as MC for the occasion.

My wife quickly collected my daughter from the guy and held her to her chest cos she was already panicking and crying.

I think that was what saved our live cos as soon as they saw my daughter, somehow they calm down a little and started trying to drag me out of the car.

I vehemently refused to go down cos I know I will be beaten or even shot. After a few minutes of acting upset, shooting in the air, one of them that was fat and looks like their leader came down from the middle van.

That was the first time I noticed that the middle van was actually covered at the back which means they may be carrying something. They didn't use a bullion van so there was no indication that they were moving money and they didn't use siren either.

Long story short, the big guy that looked like the boss came to me and said why did I overtake them.

I explained that we were in a hurry and I flashed a few times before I attempted to overtake them and I also saw that the road was clear.

He looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at my crying daughter and looked at the guy at the back then asked me to come down that nothing will happen to me, I took my company's ID card and my guy at the back and I came down.

He checked the ID and said don't do that again. The others were shouting he must follow us to the station bla bla bla but he was calm.

Eventually they let us go.

They damaged the bumper of my vehicle in the process.

I know I was in the wrong by overtaking them without anyone gesturing that I can go but seriously, WHAT IS THE RULE TO THAT?
Especially on highway, with a wider road and not within the city.

I had to apologise to my family later cos I know it was a traumatic experience for them and I accepted my fault but I'm still confused on how I was wrong. The road was straight, long, clear of incoming vehicles and I flashed and horned.

Are we expected to follow convoy from wherever we see them to where ever they are going even if they are driving at 80km per hr?

Its your last question for me...Because you were lucky to be alive to tell the story..You think police is your friend? Smh think Again.

Patience is a rare virtue..Dont feel like you have a fast car so, you own the speed..That Hillux never jam you for express, you no go see the back.

They might be conducting a little show of force to cushion fear on that road, but you want come show them say you carry Acura.

Be it police or anyother, you must wait for them to signal you to cross.

mariahAngel:
Give am naa!🤣🤣

Make his local government rest small..😁

Bintabisiriyu2:
Bros go and make money make woman matter no kill you

🤣😂😂😂

AntiChristian:
Banana
Ginger
Dates
Tigernuts

Oga rest !

OP need 130k alert not all this things you are mentioning.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

If I am that your uncle, you wont see that fried egg breakfast or even the frozen fish..

No food for lazy man.

Gold is given to those who know the value.

LeoDeKing:
Only a fool will continue listening to the million lies per second coming out of this lying machine.

Spambot...🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

MrPOTUS:
It's funny how you run away from threads that shows how Nigeria is on verge of collapse because of Ebola.

But quick to comment on Obi.

That one na spambot...🤣🤣🤣🤣

OmoGomesIlorin:
Its just a mess that most SS-3 of these days don't shi, they have been spoiled with exam malpractice. I used to through some questions to them and they usally unable to answer it, Even SS3 student that just finished waec feew months before.

You wont blame them, life happens..Change is constant.

They realized we all cramming those stuffs to get educated and secure employment to have a better life then.

But now, from shortcuts they realize one can still make the money and have a better life..you wont blame them.
Pablo is 26 with 2lexus suv and a comfortable apartment with a kid and a wife.

With his Canada , uk , Spain active status..😂😂😂

Tonytonex:
see him moniker na

As in eeeh😂😂

DevilishMan:
RIP in advance bro.
Tell Mohbad they've released Naira Marley & Sam Larry.

Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wealthoptulent:
I saw this Picture (attached below for your perusal) on IG this morning, let all gather here to Ease off Stress as Man and laugh out TGIF.
What are Duties of a MAN, what are expected of our partners?




https://www.instagram.com/p/C0j9p1VC1lW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

@ROYALROY
@NLFPMOD @DOMINIQUE @MYND44

Constrictors are extremely Lazy snakes.

Normally, I go Thank God for a wnderful bush meat, Then head straight to my front and back well sharpened Matchete, the go for its head/neck region.

The rest is history.

ednut1:
any lady that is the first daughter with struggling parents and siblings. I no dey near there

So men know this format...🤣🤣🤣

OmoGomesIlorin:
What is power (I knew this before been thought in Pri. school)
Hooke's Law,
Law of thermodynamics
Gravitational force
Circle Theorem 1: The angle at the center is equal to the sum fo all angles at the circumference
Volcanic
Mendels Law of Inheritance
Law of independent assortment
All the gas law

I still remember these even when i was mediocre in my secondary school days. in fact i shamefully failed WAEC in 2008, God just save me with NECO.

All those Laws wey full inside Chemistry and physics.

Charles law
Boyles law.
Avogadros law.
Graham law of diffussion
Gaylussacs law of comibining volume.
Ohms law.
Isaac Newtom 3 laws.
Archimeded principle.
Law of partial pressure.

Damn!

garriAndsugar:
I soaked my beans in water and dropped it at the top of a mountain in the morning, by evening I brought it home and cooked for 2mins..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The worst be say na Male fowl, he carry homo enter bestiality..Ajoor nwa!

money121:
Students going about looking for food from tent to tent during Convocation reminds me of our days.. Some traditions can't change.

On this table gidigba

Wahala for Undergraduate wey no dey get ready to waka about during freshers night and Matric day..

Food na catholic those days..You go chop tire.

Just enter any small gathering celebrating their newly admitted fam member,hail them and get served..😁😁

wunmi590:
She likes driving ehn, she's used to it, my parent don't have car so it wasn't easy for me to drive...

On the other hand, they have both manual and automatic, so she was able to learn how to drive...

She's the one driving my small jalopy, my drivers licence has expired 5years, so anytime we are going out together where drivers licence will be required, she drives

Awnnnnnnnn

Thats cute!

Dogshow:
Good day nairalanders,

I've been hearing scenarios of how people started learning how to drive maybe due to emergencies, job testing ,travel amongst others. Kindly share your experiences with us.

One thing will always motivate someone to drive.

But I intentionally didnt care about driving until I acquired mine in my name.

Before then all my younger one done dey drive..

Owning a car and learning how to drive happened same time because business demanded I own and learn to drive as well.

wunmi590:


My fiance now my wife took me to her house, to show them her bobo..

So two jalopy was in their compound ( Peugeot 504, manual gear and Toyota camry 2000, automatic gear).

After some little discussion with me, father-law wanted to drop his friend home, so he called me to please help him to drive the Camry at the back, which is an automatic gear out, so that he can move the Peugeot, that man like that car like die..

Naso I no fit drive oooo...

He just called my wife from the kitchen to drive it out, that was how I got to know my wife knows how to drive both manual and automatic...

Immediately I got home, omo, I go learn automatic car, make the man no use me shine again 😀

This one loud o...😂😂😂😂

Quite cute having a babe that can drive..Some movements will be like baby na me go drive go, na you go drive return.