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This video old na, saw it like over 3 yrs ago how did it surface again? Nairaland dey recycle news.

Yes, true story - I was driving my passat then from Abuja to Lag. At gwagwalada a soldier flagged at me and on assessing him I could tell he was genuine so I picked him up and we continued on the journey. Somewhere long before lokoja someone was waving at me and pointing at my tyre but I had new tires and had thoroughly checked on it before embarking so I ignored him especially since the car was not making a sound or wobbling. I drove about 1km and a guy riding a bike one-way i.e against traffic started flaggng me down and pointing to my tyres again, I became a bit concerned and just talked it over with the soldier but before we could finish on the topic, another guy standing along the road was again pointing frantically to my tyres. At that point I had to pull over, immediately I pulled over, I saw the bike guy riding back to me again and the guy flagging me down was also closing up on me. Then I became suspicious. They walked very close to the car and were trying to tell me what was wrong with my tyres when the soldier guy alighted. Immediately they saw him they both took off, with the guy on the road joining the bike guy and both rode away together. I then wondered how they knew each other and it dawned on me that these guys were criminals.

Please DO NOT Stop indiscreminately on the expressway, locate a safe place to park to check whatever may be wrong with your car. Those guys could be up to anything.

on my way from the airport this afternoon, I saw a very desperate, poor and dejected looking woman, I felt a lot of pity for her and still have her image in my mind but interestingly she had all these chosen clothes around her, what came to my mind was what a level of deception now this evening again I'm hearing all these about this group of people? I think something really needs to be done about christians and churches in this country - they should be regulated or scrapped. People please free yourselves from soul slavery.

Oga at the top directed that the oil thieves should be disgraced and displayed on the website www.nscdc. ehem, coughs....kpehe, kpehe and then thats all!!!
No wonder police use them do suya for Ikorodu area that day.
Olodo NSCDC.

I read this in the food section and it cracked me, whats your take on this fellows frustration?

LFMAO - Cant hold the laffs.

[quote author=Mayor_of_Lagos]Did he seek their approval to move the fleet and armament to Meditteranean ? His gra gra has beenchecked by Russia and China and he is looking for a safe way out. Simple![/quote]The defence chief informed that he is ready to release his missiles once the executive order to strike is given. All is set now what they need now is congress support. The british parliament seems to have changed the game, I think if they hadn't voted a NO by now it would have been a different story.

We should learn to discuss global politics, it also affects us directly.

I pray make those uni babes no change this fyn boy ministry.

Thats the problem with nigerians, profess religion and all sort publicly whereas our inner lives are full of maggots. Please let the girl be.

Hypocrites, what has she done that none of you foxes has not done behind closed cloors. Let him that hath no sin cast the first stone.

This cracked me up!

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=1394740077409459

MAJORITY(75%) OF NIGERIANS ARE ANIMALS AND DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH. 1000 LIKES FOR AMAECHI.

nep2ra: You think there are Nigerian parents who would allow their teenage children take their boyfriends/girlfriends into the privacy of their rooms? I'm really intrigued by your liberal perspective.

You asked a question and I'm answering my bit. I can't speak for every Nigerian Parent. Sexual desire is a natural instinct, I didn't create it so I wouldn't attempt to restrict his/her self discovery all I can do is guide their understanding.

I'ld encourage them to have a boy/girlfriend, someone of good character and from a known good home. What goes on in their rooms with their lovers is their business.

How do the 2 innocent pregnant women in the picture relate to this story?

KnowAll: He is a clone of "okorocha" they will probably get on like fire. But wait oh, fashion faux paux which one be the "trainers" wey this man wear ontop native. I have never seen such a dis-hevelled fashion disater in my life.

The pants he's wearing are jogger pants, I bet he was on a morning jogging exercise when he was called on his mobile to come for his swearing in. Rochas likely borrowed him the top and red cap.

This belongs to the violent crimes section and pls remove the picture, its gross.

[quote author=BABE!] Truth.

Mathematics is a fundamental tool of research. Although potentially applicable in every discipline, the amount of training in mathematics that students typically receive varies greatly between different disciplines. In those disciplines where most researchers do not master mathematics, the use of mathematics may be held in too much awe. To demonstrate this I conducted an online experiment with 200 participants, all of which had experience of reading research reports and a postgraduate degree (in any subject). Participants were presented with the abstracts from two published papers (one in evolutionary anthropology and one in sociology). Based on these abstracts, participants were asked to judge the quality of the research. Either one or the other of the two abstracts was manipulated through the inclusion of an extra sentence taken from a completely unrelated paper and presenting an equation that made no sense in the context.
The abstract that included the meaningless mathematics tended to be judged of higher quality. However, this "nonsense math effect" was not found among participants with degrees in mathematics, science, technology or medicine.

http://journal.sjdm.org/12/12810/jdm12810.html[/quote]@ BABE - this is on point. I'll advise everyone to test the mathematics processing ability of anyone they want to marry. People with good mathematics ability are more logical and make more thoughtful decisions. Date a smart Engineering chick and compare with a smart English or Mass communications chick - the difference is clear.

Scam, this is scam. I haven't seen anyone that's been able to complete the online application. The site isn't working.

Why did u walk away, simply tell them no if you are not the one but to get upset about the question is immature because truly and frankly you ought to be a person of interest and anywhere there is a man and a woman anything can happen so don't blame them for suspecting you. Trust no dey reach that matter, your guy fit fire your wife well if the situation presents itself so don't play innocent as if u no get dick. If you are sure its not you prove it by working with the family to unravel the truth, u should know sometins and people in her life that they may not be aware of.

Biatch should have killed herself also because its gonna be hell on earth for her henceforth. The dead man go even better pass am. Animal

Fukc Religion, Fukc Islam, Fukc Christianity, Fukc all em deceivers. Fukc em all

If the new pope is really out to help the poor, he should reject the visit of these corrupt government officials who want to use the peoples monies to touch the skies. Shame on the papacy for receiving such a delegation and at the same time profess support of the poor.

Reuben Abati papa na Man, im mama na Man, so Reuben get 2 pama - twisted from FFK. Lol

Let's be more discrete about publicizing cases of abducted/missing persons, it may cause more harm and could distract police investigations. Even if the intention was just for ransom, publicizing it on social media and otherwise could lead to murder of the victim as the kidnappers could become apprehensive.

Okada must be banned, we were once without it and we survived. It is causing more harm than good.

Please post her name and a clearer picture.

Dude work ur way to the top, get successful, ensure you date them and dump them for their prettier or richer friends or sisters or aunts or even moms. ps: always date and dump the igbo girls, marry the yoruba, hausa, calabar or edo ones.

I hereby declare Denrele Wanted for indecent make-up and dressing inappropriate for manhood. Any information on his whereabout should be reported to the nearest police station. Thank you.