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Agriculture / Re: Have You Heard About New Hope Feeds? by murjaatu(f): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2021
Contact 07036258842 to buy new hope feed in lokoja
Pets / Re: How Do I Lure This Cat Into Our Apartment? by murjaatu(f): 7:04am On Jan 20, 2018
Keep food with fish for it where you know it will see it and eat. And just try to stroke the cats head or body. Trust me the cat is already ur friend cus wen next it sees you it will follow you
Romance / Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by murjaatu(f): 7:18pm On Oct 31, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked





my friend keep kwayet dia.
Everyone is striving to b relevant but ur own
no follow.


U aren't innocent of the act & it's one of
things u detest the most....
This babe is confused.
really confused, that line made me laugh
Education / Re: Rasheed Jimoh-Ijaodola, Muslim Professor Bags PhD In Christian Studies by murjaatu(f): 3:28pm On Oct 31, 2017
hassey:
kindly read this to the end and try correct ursf.

We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused �, read this:

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hahaha what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray
bros you cleared it all.....chop kiss.... and as for the brother quoting Qur'an pls try and understand what the message is before quoting and I even wonder what is bringing All these talks,becus a phd in crk does not mean phd in Christianity it's just a subject anybody can study

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Family / Re: He Is 35 And Still Single by murjaatu(f): 9:12am On Oct 30, 2017
ramzythecoder:
Hello people,

I grew up in Deeper Life so while growing up we were taught that fornication is a sin, so i was always trying to avoid it as a plague, and decided not to have anything doing with female folks until i'm ready for marriage because it may lead to fornication. Hmm, now 35yrs old with a good job (Software Engineer) and no relationship, i'm always busy nowadays that i don't even have time to socialize. Please house, what strategy do you think can be applied towards getting a desired missing .

you have to know what you want in your future wife,since you dnt want to marry from ur church,maybe one Sunday you should try attending some other church you might see a sister whom you may like and who knows what next.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Reacts To Adraud Paul’s Death And Gives Tips On How To Be A Better Gay by murjaatu(f): 9:07am On Oct 30, 2017
Antoeni:
10 things that will happen to Bobrisky Before he turns 50 1. He will bleach Jacob with his cream.
2. The muscles around his anus (rectal muscles in anatomy) will become too weak to control bowel movement.
3. Farting will become his companion but it won't smell, and it won't stop.
4.He will start using adult pampers to package his leaking anus, especially whenever he is having dysentery. ( fecal incontinence in medical term)
5. Herbalists in Yoruba land will gang up to feast on the money he is saving now, because he will suffer from pile and he would need to go to them for treatment.
6. He will start experiencing thick menstrual flow and abdominal pains. He won't be able to afford 'Always' (pads) so he will need to use tissue, handkerchief or rag to package the blood.
7. His Alhaji senator would go for Hassan and dump him.
8. He will become to weak to twerk, too worried to Snapchat and too humbled to brag.
9. Gossip Mill and Yabaleft will see his Snapchat in other blogs & ignore. Instead, they will prefer to talk about us who believe in dignity of labour. They will be talking about our clean plenty money. Lolzz.
10. Jacob will become PA to Hassan.

Then he would realise that it pays more to be healthy than to be wealthy.

Then he would realise the reason why some of us have decided to play it cool with life, focused, steady and prayerful.
lol you really mean the guy ooo
Celebrities / Re: Is Omotola Jalade Ekeinde Pregnant Or Adding Weight? by murjaatu(f): 8:34am On Oct 30, 2017
Lukenitheooo6:
pregnant from the movie alter ego after she had real sex
that movie dey provoke me ooooo
Politics / Re: Kogi Youths Protest Against Rice Donations By Senators (Photos) by murjaatu(f): 9:31pm On Oct 28, 2017
Tbillz:
[url][/url]Please look closely they are not happy within
I heared their mobiliser was given 10 million
Politics / Re: Kogi Youths Protest Against Rice Donations By Senators (Photos) by murjaatu(f): 6:28pm On Oct 28, 2017
Tbillz:
Advance almanjiris been mobilized by idiat Gov
exactly you get it right,that the logic these protesters are just paid so that they go cover up
Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Ruling On Blowing Oneself Up by murjaatu(f): 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2017
princeade86:
am a real Christian, buh i believe dat islam is not a terrorist group, buh ignorant people among them misleading them.
bros I wish I can like ur post a million times but I can't

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Ruling On Blowing Oneself Up by murjaatu(f): 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
look at the person I'm fighting for her survival grin
pls you can never fight for my survival pls kindly fight for ur dumbness
Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Ruling On Blowing Oneself Up by murjaatu(f): 12:51pm On Oct 27, 2017
emmygzy:
Na lie jor. It's common thing in Islam with a promise of fvcking virgin Pusey in paradise. Islam is a religion of killing and war.
it's obvious you knw nothing.I am a muslim,and I have read my Qur'an times without number, there is nowhere that supports terrorism in the holy book of Allah. So dnt judge my religion becus of some set of ignorant ppl.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Ruling On Blowing Oneself Up by murjaatu(f): 12:47pm On Oct 27, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
grin grin



I'm not sure it's haram because it's the only common thing we ve been seeing in Islam
If you dnt knw anything in Islam y dnt you just shut ur trap up and learn instead of posting rubbish
Education / Re: Kogi Govt Bans Unionism In State-owned Tertiary Institutions by murjaatu(f): 8:55am On Oct 27, 2017
Queenlovely:
My parents are the biggest cashew farmers in Nigeria. Our main farm at kogi. I know bello first hand. He is not the devil we paint him to be. He is also insecure too. His aim was to save enough money to carry out huge project at the end of his tenure. He would start doing mighty project to baffle the kogi people. Right now electricity is given daily. He expanded roads. He would do more
madam if you like be the biggest cashew farmer in africa,which stupid big project?after ppl yaf die finish Abi? Abg he should pay salary and make ppl comot for penury jare
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Kneels Down In The Senate, Begs To Save Kogi State (Photo) by murjaatu(f): 9:47am On Oct 26, 2017
valentineuwakwe:
13 months owe salary and the NLC has never protested or gone on strike? what excuses will gov bello give now. .he collected 1st and 2nd bailout funds as well as the Paris club fund. .yet you are stil oweing. .kogi is just mins to Abuja. .yet nothing they happen. .where are the women, the students and civil societies, this is the time to rise up. .or have they been bribe to cool off?
NLC have been on strike since last month,the governor isn't moved instead threatening to sack them
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Stunning In Blue Dress (photos) by murjaatu(f): 9:38am On Oct 26, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
I used to Bleep this girl back in those days. Funny enough, her pussy isn't all that tight.
. I dab for you,the great bleeper
Health / Re: Worst Day Of My Life: She Was Barren For 14yrs & She Died On Childbirth - Doctor by murjaatu(f): 8:11pm On Oct 22, 2017
alexialin:
Sighs na wa o.

But why labour for 7hours?
That's too much hours gone and definitely she will be very weak.

Cesarean straight up, after two hours nd no show.

May God protect all pregnant women and bless them with safe deliveries. With mum and child Hale and alive. Amen i know someone who was in labour for a whole day and she still delivered safely,doctors too consider some things before performing cs
Family / Re: Would You Dress Your Kids Like This? See Reactions (Photo) by murjaatu(f): 10:45am On Oct 18, 2017
Evaberry:
...

what's wrong with a slay queen practicing while still young.


Because your kids can't afford to dress like that doesn't mean you should curse out kids who can. Bae I guess u re an ambassedor to shit cuz I dnt understand y a normal person will dress kids that way


somebody cannot enjoy childhood again without hypocritical and overly religious fanatics Nigerians judging.

even if your child wears kaftan and floor sweeping skirts if they want to be immoral, bad or a disappointment they will still be.
Education / Re: Check Out, How Exam Is Taken In Saudi Arabia (pic) by murjaatu(f): 10:44am On Oct 18, 2017
iamleumas:


wat is your problem? I didn't see any comment here when I was about typing, but after typing and posting, I found out that u have forst me to comment, asumming this topic hits front page, u have stolen my mandate, are they using u to do me from village? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
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Travel / Re: Secondary School Girl In Anambra Crushed By A Bus On Her Way To School (Graphic) by murjaatu(f): 12:08pm On Oct 17, 2017
NwaChibuzor12:
This is why education should be banned in Nigeria. It has caused more harm than good. Go to school, you risk death , go for nysc, you risk death while traveling. Ordinary to write exam sef na die. One lecturer go dey threaten you say u no go pass him course for no reason or because you toast him girfriend. At the end of the day u graduate with 2.2 , third class or pass then you stay at home for years because of no job. Nobody will employ you. What nonsense

SAY NO TO EDUCATION, YOU WILL DIE. Go out there and hustle . Nigeria places too much emphasis on education thats why this country still remains stagnant. We believe education is the only route to success which is a big lie.

I'll be contesting for councillorship soon in anambra. Our mission is to ban education in that community, then we shift to lagos state before we conquer Nigeria. Education is a big scam.

Thats why we the igbos are very smart. We know our left from our right. I've said this before and I'll say it again. An average igbo man who didn't finish primary school is more likely to be successful than our supposed and acclaimed educated brothers from the south-west.

GO OUT THERE AND HUSTLE!
I wonder the idol that snatched ur sense from you, but I beg you to please get it back

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Crime / Re: 3 Islamic Clerics Arrested For Possession Of Human Parts In Ogun by murjaatu(f): 6:22am On Oct 09, 2017
Azam101:
And what about the pastors that buried dead bodies in churches? did Bible allows that? thunder fire you with your comment
oga Abg just leave that guy is obvious his sense ain't with him any longer

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shades Davido At Royal Albert Hall, London: We Don't Want Any Funny Voice by murjaatu(f): 7:50am On Sep 30, 2017
Should we bake stone?

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Guy Killed His Girlfriend For Yahoo Plus Ritual (see Photos) by murjaatu(f): 5:40pm On Sep 22, 2017
Love of money is the root of all evil
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Twin Daughters' Birthday Pictures by murjaatu(f): 6:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
If they celerabrate it in a big way now,you will still say they are extravagant
Shelloween:
With all the money, but this is how you celebrated your twin daughters' birthday? Nigga, I don't know what that Russian woman is feeding you, but it's not cool. This looks more like a couple in school to pick up their daughters and paused suddenly to take pictures.

Moral of the story.... Never marry a white woman, except for a green card though. Mikel looks more like a wifey to me.
Health / Re: Health Benefit Of Okro by murjaatu(f): 8:00am On Sep 17, 2017
Raw okro.......nice write up
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Lecturers Meet Gov't Delegation, Fix Another Meeting For Monday by murjaatu(f): 9:10pm On Sep 15, 2017
Always fixing meetings hope they would reach a better outcome

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Politics / Re: Biafra: I Would Want To Meet Nnamdi Kanu - Obasanjo by murjaatu(f): 9:07pm On Sep 15, 2017
I pray for peace in nigeria
Celebrities / Re: This Photo Of Nigerian Male Barbie, Bobrisky Will Leave You Shocked by murjaatu(f): 11:00am On Sep 15, 2017
This guy is just hmmmmmm.........no part of speech can qualify him
Religion / Re: 400 Orphanage Children Found Buried In Mass Grave, Nuns Blamed by murjaatu(f): 10:56am On Sep 15, 2017
Negligence at its peek

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