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all of em like awoof sha

cost of replacing his intellect his high

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somze this one funny

auwal:
Story of a College Girl (must read),

This is a story from University of Lagos about a young college girl who passed away last month.
Her name was Shola. She was hit by a truck. She had a boy friend named Ade. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from MTN to Celtel, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage. She spent half of the day talking with Ade. Shola's family knew about their relationship. Ade was very close with Shola's family. (Just imagine their love).

Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please bury me with my handset she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her with her phone.
He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.

Shola’s parents did not inform Ade that Shola had passed away. After 2 weeks Ade called Shola’s mom. Ade: "I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me please. Don’t tell Shola that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first; I want to tell you something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about Shola.
Ade thought that they were playing pranks. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Shola to come out, I have a gift for her and please stop this nonsense".

Then they showed him her grave. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Ade was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Shola, see this, " he showed the phone to Shola’s family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Shola & there was no way others could use her SIM card since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the Feng Shuie Master's help again. The Master brought his co-masters to solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing,

wonders!

cabali:
yáll noticed this tope clown is full of shit

u no know since

i dont know ooooooo

am expectin our playes not too.

they don't look dwn on teams, they like lookin up

to a life not-too=well spent
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MUKI clocks 107 years!!![/size]


she z in the guiness book of records as the only militant and suicide bomber with multiple lives

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u?

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u?

every thing was just politicized.


Sport minister do that. Health minister do this. . .despite the man's wife begging 4 help

ditch

tony tetuilla

we rule!

shackle's coach is gonna have a big test. This is his 1st UCL match. Grant started his on a superb note beating Valencia.


Isee no threat 4m shackle!

think of what u ca do 4 ur nation


not what she can do 4 you

toshmann:
gwatala
i'm not blaming the yaradua govt. when i say govt ,i mean the poor govts we have had since I960. today it is the coach, 2mrw it will be somebody else, the ibos say that when some other family is carrying the corpse of a loved one, it seems like it is mere firewood , but when your own loved one is about to be buried, u realise that funeral is no entertainment.

with the health system in bad shape, more ominous statistics will continue to emanate, and just a reminder, those figures from our health statistics are actually human beings. when u hear 500,000 women die yearly of maternal mortality, it is actually human beings dying. now if that doesnt pain you, i wonder what will

How come he spent weeks in Korea treating this sickness and only days in LUTH

i'll decid to marry u

water

:-x

hwatz ppenina?

fair weather or fear whether fans can get the hell outta here!


Drogba returns from suspension to make his 150th Chelsea appearance, Mikel is also back from a ban. Alex is handed

injured Terry's place in defence with Ferreira taking over from lame Ashley Cole at left-back. Chelsea are comfortable

from the moment Drogba strikes his third goal of the season and having lost previous problem players for us, Yakubu

and Viduka, Middlesbrough offer little although Cech's save was important. Alex's special strike is his maiden goal for his

new club and caps a performance that makes light of Terry's absence. A third straight win and a fourth away in a row.

We stay seventh but we stay in touch

debo, no one is saying the guy can't die like that. nut letz stop pretending that THE HOSPITALS ARE IN GOOD CONDITIONS and govt has equipped them well well

imagine the possession Chelsea 63% 37% Boro

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WHAT JM COULDN"T ACHIEVE, the duo of CATE< our not-too-fine coach and ex-naija int'l MICHAEL EMENALO ARE DOIN


CHELSEA 2- BORO 0

abi o

davidylan:
Maybe if we spent more time using N628m to renovate our hospitals instead of new houses we wont need to be flying everyone out as soon as they are bitten by a mosquito.

tunde kelani went on some research b4 p[roducing that film o!

umbrellla

puh-leeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee

[size=14pt]didn't the man want to fly abroad or why did he stay at asia when the guys lost to the brazilians b4 the world cup?



I simply don't understand some peeps.

It seems POLITICAL SCIENCE or CITIZEN AND STATE or whatever it was called should be introduced to all levels of

education in Niaja![/size]Atiku had one tiny injury that ordinary RObb could treat, why didn't he go to LUTH instead?

haba , yes now

u?

crazyT:
Who is government? I thought we are all government, how are we so sure that he will survive the illness even if he was send (earlier) to the abroad we are all talking about? Where did Stella OBJ die?
Why is it that when people died, we always want to look for someone to blame; this time around is not witches but government.
I beg na him time reach our own is at the corridor may his gentle soul rest in peace. Death is inevitable.

wdh

what's our business with stella here?

who asked her to do what her mates weren't doin?


ALL THE BEREAUCRazies caused all these bullshit.

today on the papers; govt promises to do this, govt promises not. nonsense!
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i DON'T BELIEVE IN THE na im time to die excuse

In case some of you (who claim government shouldn't be banned) don't know, aduty of government is to PROVIDE BASIC

SOCIAL AMENITIES like good roads (is't benin to lagos), hospitals (is't the LUTH Mrs Grange (health minister ) claims is

improving?), recreational facilities (IS'T THOSE THAT HAVE ALL BEEN ACQUIRED BY GREEDY RICH MEN AND BANKS),

Education (is't the public school;UNIVERSITY OF OSUN that charges 'reasonable' prices from civil servants?). . .

To focus on health, this is a big disaster!

Your lawmakers  wasted 2 months without passing any sensible law. If that 628million had been used to up medical

facilities, will we experience this?

Or when last did you hear tTERRY'S wife crying to the british govt to fly him to israel?

Or did owen beg nigerian docs to help him?

FACE IT! GOVT is totally responsible for this laclustre towards the health sector

ditch. i could slap him sef



jonathan