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Akpos: How much are your eggs?

Egg seller: BIG ones go for N40, SMALL ones N20, and CRACKED ones N5.

Akpos hands her N40 and says,

"Crack me 8 BIG ones".

its obvious the OP is just looking for someone to agree with him. . . abeg make una agree with am so he'll stop whining about

Raymondenyi: Y re some of u writing so senseless n immature, look a Dr can nvr b jobless,ther is always an open arm waiting 2 receive dem somwhere,I tot fashola was an intelligent boy till ds incident I got 2 knw his just like evry black fool! N thinkin U recalling d Dr will end d strike it 'll b foolish becos d strike continues till he addresses d conmess salary issue.n I wanna assure U all, lagos govt will nvr recover 4rm dis health doldrums it has kept itself even in d nxt 10yrs cus some of dose Dr have already left d stupid states 2 elsewhere n U wuldn't knw wat getting a Dr 4 a job means till u try

the bolded shows the kinda numbskull u r,must u use such derogatory words. . . i believe mistakes r part of our being human but it takes a wise person to retrace his steps and correct such. for ur mind nw u wise pass everybody on this forum and u could av done a better job as the governor of lagos right?
mtsheeeew!!!!

doctokwus: Pre election,u wud av thot Ajimobi wud mke a difference wt all his lofty speeches;he is now there& one finds its d same rubbish frm pple u thot were educated.Air conditioned bridge,whc d pple dnt need,whc cannot b maintained,whc will serve no purpose whatsoever,except for childish ego tripping.Some projects are damn irritating& reek of avenues for embezzlement frm miles off.Rubbish idea

bros easy na, how does Ajimobi come into this issue na

hmmmm!!! donkey and booqee haram. . . brb

After a long time a man decied to call his old friend who he hasn't spoken to in years.

Chike: Nna.. How now??, long tam no see you!

Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?

Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin...

Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?

Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o

Chike: I say ah need small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear o..

Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!

Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!

(The phone operator now butts in)
He said he wants you to borrow him money!

Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIve AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator )

After a long time a man decied to call his old friend who he hasn't spoken to in years.

Chike: Nna.. How now??, long tam no see you!

Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?

Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin...

Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?

Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o

Chike: I say ah need small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear o..

Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!

Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!

(The phone operator now butts in)
He said he wants you to borrow him money!

Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GIve AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator )

smh at this ur tory

Wife: Honey, why have u refused to have sex with me?
Husband: Because it's workers day, so no work including sex!(After few hours)
Husband: Sweetheart, where is my food?
Wife: I don't prepare your food.
Husband: But why?
Wife: Because it's workers day, so no food for you!

Mr. Azu and his friend Oko, were arguing about their sons. Mr. Azu argued that his son was more stupid than Oko's son. Oko however disagreed, so they decided to put their sons to test.

Mr. Azu called his son and asked that he buys him a box of matches from the market. the boy left without even asking for money. Mr. Azu said, "you see how stupid he is, he didn't even ask for money".

Oko retorted, "is this what you call foolishness?, just wait and see."
Oko calls his son and said to him, "Go home and check if I am in the house."

Oko's son took to his heels and came back panting:
"Papa, you no dey house. Mama say you dey your friend place."

where is the joke

@bright, which time u turn female

i could forgive lots of movies but hancock made me puke, it was annoyingly boring

smh

I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Girl invited her boyfriend over
for dinner at
her home, so that he could meet
her parents.
While they were eating, it
started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said:
“Julius, I think
you should sleep over here
because this rain
shows no sign of stopping
anytime soon” After eating the mom went to
the toilet and
the father went to sleep while
the girl went to
the kitchen to clean the plates,
when the girl and the mother returned, Julius
was no
longer there.
As they were busy wondering
where he was,
he came back really soaking wet. Mother: “Where were you and
why are you so
wet?”
Julius: “I went home to get my
pyjamas"[/b][b]

^^^^ i've seen u before

pick the glass in the middle of those filled with water and pour the water into the middle glass of the empty row. . . shikena

. . . laff wan kill me here o

funny

After dipping AKPOS three times in water, Father Peter then said to him, “You are now a new creation so your name is no longer AKPOS but Paul. From now onwards, no eating pork.”. On arrival home, AKPOS now Paul dipped his pork in water three times and then said, “From now on your name na beef!!

fredoooooo: you break thier leg2 ready to collect red cards , each with 10 match ban and penalties even though you foul them in their box


say no to leg breaking , pulling of shirts , all forms of fouls and play good football ..

singin to the end of the road for chelsea

watch out for total red card then including those on the bench

@ ediclove, you can not claim someone is wrong without giving a direction as to what the correct thing is, so what is nigeria's problem?

^^^^ you need to learn how to read and comprehend

Following renewed plan by the Lagos State Government to regulate the installation and control of telecoms masts in the state, the Association of Licensed Telecoms Operators of Nigeria (ALTON) has said its members will vehemently resist any form of telecoms regulation in the state.

Chairman of ALTON, Gbenga Adebayo, who spoke to journalists in Lagos on Tuesday, said ALTON would not hesitate to seek another redress in court, like it did six years ago, should Lagos Government go ahead to implement the plan.

Shortly after the Lagos wind storm last month, that pulled down several masts in the state, killing two persons and destroying property worth billions of naira, the Lagos State Government, through its Urban Furniture Regulatory Unit (UFRU), said it would renew its plan to regulate telecoms masts in the state.

Lagos government, which had hitherto obeyed a Lagos High Court ruling in favour of telecoms operators in 2006, asking the Lagos State Infrastructure Maintenance and Regulatory Agency (LASIMRA), and other agencies in the state to stop the regulation of masts, has suddenly decided to resume mast regulation, through a statutory body, the Ministry of Physical Planning.

Head, Urban Furniture Regulatory Unit (UFRU), Mr. Joe Igbokwe, told THISDAY that UFRU, which is a new unit under the Ministry of Physical Planning, had been saddled with the responsibility of regulating masts in the state, and that the unit was set to begin mast regulation, following incessant deaths recorded from collapsed masts in the state, especially that of last month’s disaster, where two persons were confirmed dead from collapsed masts in Lagos.

According to Igbokwe, “As a result of the damages, which led to loss of property worth billions of naira, the Commissioner of Physical Planning, Olutoyin Ayinde has henceforth taken over the regulation of the location, positioning, dimensioning, appearance, display and manner in which urban furniture, masts inclusive, shall be affixed to land in the state.”

He explained that all telecoms operators, ISPs, banks, television stations, radio stations, among other masts users, were expected to present a report on the integrity of their structures, seek permit for all the existing structures and the ones yet to be built in the metropolis, adding that the commissioner will soon give further clarifications and directives on the matter.

Responding to the planned masts regulation, Adebayo said: “If the objective of the new agency, UFRU, is same as the old LASIMRA objective, then we will have to go to court again to re-challenge the law.”

“We have nothing against the Lagos State government in trying to regulate environmental issues in the state, including furniture regulation, but what ALTON is against is to enact laws that will retard the wheel of progress of the telecoms sector. We are against rules and regulations that will debar telecoms operators’ network deployment and operations. We are yet to be informed of the renewed plan, but if it is true, then we may need to seek redress in court,” Adebayo said in anger.

He added that the Lagos State government was getting it wrong, because not every mast and tower in Lagos belongs to telecoms operators.

“Some telecoms masts are owned by television stations, radio stations, Internet Service Providers ( ISPs), private sector companies deploying point-to-point radio communications systems, among others, and besides, no telecoms operator will install substandard masts because it is the foundation of their business. It cost a lot to build telecoms masts, and no telecoms operator will build substandard mast that will collapse easily, except for natural disaster like the wind storm that happened in Lagos last month.

LagosStateshould do an audit to know who owns masts that are posing dangers to health in the state, at it will be shocked at the result it will get,” Adebayo said.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/we-ll-resist-telecoms-regulation-alton-tells-lagos-govt/110938/

bestlife:
[color=#000099][/color] The cause of this particular fuel scarcity is nt subsidy[b] i can assure u that[/b].it has to do with nupeng and shell due to their welfare package

but sorry, who are u pls