₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
It is not only the pastor my sister, they hate rich people, like dangote adenuga and the rest. Dont be surprise when nairalanders say evil about me tomorrow.

and so does the rich hates the poor and thinks anybody poor is lazy.

@OP, i dont think its all pastors that are hated but those that have questionable characters and only preaches deliverance and vested powers to deceive people into joining their flock and in turn making huge turnover of tithes and offerings.

^^^^ u never reach yabaleft??

broke ass photocopier. u no dey tire

@ op, ur so 2011 urself, u need to up ur game.

classic joke but y u cum spoil am with this copy and paste

kellynoah:
A
primary one pupil was going home from
school one day and boarded a
commercial bus and started reciting
what he was taught at school that day 'if
my dad is a king and mum a queen i'll
be a prince' the driver ordered him to
stop but he refused and continued,  if
my dad's a *** my mom a hen then i'll
be a chick, the driver got annoyed
shouted and said if yourpapa na armed
robber and your mama na ashewo wetin
you go be? The boy innocently answered
'i'll be a danfo driver'

@dani1luv, if u dont watch football, then u might not understand

wait, where is the joke

mtsheeeeeew

ARareGem:
Cute.

na wah o, joke dey cute?

abeg enter BRT so u go reach fast fast. delay is dangerous o.

na wah o oga dani, smh na word?










incompetent

i laugh in ezenwata

nice joke, am sure its ur true life story

Chelsea signs a new striker from
Nigeria. On the
first day of training Villas-Boas
picks up a ball
& says "Ball". Then he does a
kicking motion &
says "Kick". Then he points to the
goal & says
"Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL,
GOAL . . .
GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says
'Excuse me Mr
Villas-Boas, but I speak perfectly
good English'
Villas-Boas says "Not you son, I'm talking to Fernando Torres.

has anyone seen the damn joke?

^^^^woe onto that ur photocopying machine

very funny, make e just kill am once and for-all o, before the madman go kill am cum give am knife say na ur turn to kill me too

nice dry joke

^^^^ sounds like d name of a tin to me

otooro:
yes u are

i no laff jhoorr!! laff wan finish my fuel

which kind name be otooro sef, is dat a name of a person, animal, place or tin?

DONkollione:
Copy n paste, Since d daýz of ABACHA!



Smh!

na only copy and paste dat ur donkey eye dey see. . . pype

^^^ confused homo erectus

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

A guy was reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Juliet' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the zoo? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the giraffe I saw." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your giraffe called

lwkmd, badt guy

wetin concern bin with toothbrush.

happy birthday but where is the joke

its high-time they created a section for these mad people wey dey run around sef. atleast them go let better people rest

wetin concern statue with subsidy

wher is the joke or etc

mtsheeeeew, best graduating student yabaleft '09 set.

naja2:
ACN members are still shining examples in Nigeria of today, while d pdp and its affliate political parties such as anpp, labour party apga etc always rush for positions in pdp govt acn has always distinguised it self even when it was being begged desperately by the pdp govt to come and be a part of them they refused blatantlt. PDP has no reputation for any GOOD and u guys supporting them now know it. I Challenge all those from SE, and SS defending pdp now to tell me if they would ve if it was atiku that won the primaries. i guess you guys are just ETHNIC PERVERTS. whereas the world has moved on and every human now is judged at the level of what he has to offer you guys are still held down with premordial ethnic sentiment. Now tell me what exactly is wrong with a member of a diff political party refusing the appiontment given to it by another, he even went ahead to give SOUND reasons yet all u guys could see is acn , pdp that. In any case if the pdp led govt wanted to pass this bill they would ve done so since 2008 that the bill has been sent to a pdp dominated national assembly by a pdp presidernt. Guys pleeees grow up , i know its your opinion but pls spear the public your perversion aswell. ACN is the reason why every thing is wrong with the pdp govt.  Infact ACN is the reason for your low Fluid count. IRRITANTS.

Gbam!!! thats what i call being objective