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These bear hunters were sitting around the hut the night before the hunt bragging about their past hunts.
A boy was listening and went over and said "you guys make it seem pretty hard on capturing a bear".
They all laughed and said "it is hard; do you think you could bag one"?
"I can go out and bag you 2 if you will skin them, and I will bet each of you 1000naira.
They agreed and off he went out into the night.
Soon he spotted a big bear; he waved his arm and started hollering, the big bear started after him and he started running for the hut. When he got close to the hut he started yelling. "Open the door he yelled".
They looked out and saw the bear chasing the boy. Just as he got to the door they opened it and he stepped aside and the bear went in. He slammed the door and locked it and shouted. "OK skin him I'll go and get the other one".

mtsheeeeeeeew

all those names are so untush

mtsheeeeeeeeeeeew,


ur existence is a waste the precious O₂

where is the joke

lol

@OP, stop al those imagination, its not healthy for you

rubbish refurbished, rebranded, remodelled, reshaped, reorganized, restructured, reconstructed, revamped, reshuffled, reposted copy and paste yoke. . . . . . . .

cant even come up with a correlating title





cloned pype

bin gbagbo= bushy anus= eediot

^^^^ e pain u reach like that?


olodo oshi

bin gbagbo:
THIS WILL BLOW YOU DOWN!!!

An IBOman, a YORUBAman and a HAUZAman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The IBOman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the YORUBAMANman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The HAUZAman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the Irishman shouts, "Fire!"



( just fun, no tribalism intended please!)

foolish boi, u no even fit edit ur copy and paste joke well. . . olori nla

he eventually hired a driver from the park but he will drive himself back after the new year. thanks ya all, am actually very glad he heeded to the advice.

hiolarious thread but copy and paste joke

^^^^ smh

nice refurbished, rebranded, remodelled, reshaped, reorganized, restructured, reconstructed, revamped, reshuffled, reposted copy and paste

oya tell me which time una release the iphone 5 o

^^^^^lwkmd, 1st, u dey use phone wey dem neva launch but u cum dey flash

^^^ a very funny milkose na

bin bin, am really taken aback by ur remark. hw body na

^^^^dem no born am well. . . mtsheeew

milkose grew up in a small town near sapele, then moved away to Enugu to attend college and law school. He decided to
come back to the town, because he couldn't be a big man in Enugu.
He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new
Law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to
make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came
to the door Milkose picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, while talking. "No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in Abuja that I won't
settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed
to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument
and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."
This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while
The man sat patiently as Milkose rattled instructions. Finally, Milkose put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What
can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from NITEL, I've come to connect your telephone line".

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook. "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not himself, so I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed soley by his arm."
"Well put," the judge replied with a grin. "Using that same logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's help, he detatched his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

^^damn well for u, what do u think u r? a monopolist for insult? abeg clear for my front make i see better people jare. mod ko, model ni. . . mtsheeew

jobless fool

lmfao, the archbishop had been straffing the priest. dumb gay

what can 1 expect of a bad market

^^^ hw is it ur biz? edeeot

Ahead of the prediction by oil experts that Nigeria’s oil well reserve might dry up within the next 35 to 45 years, President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday in Ewekoro, Ogun State said his administration was committed to diversifying Nigeria’s economy. Jonathan who spoke at the inauguration of the 2.5 million metric tonnes of Cement Factory tagged ‘’Ewekoro II’’ , built by the nation’s pioneer cement company, Lafarge Wapco Cement , also said his administration was committed to encouraging private sector to go into manufacturing.

His words: ‘’ As a government, our commitment is to make sure that we diversify, we must move away from the mono-culture of depending exclusively on crude oil. As a nation, we must prepare for our children and grand children.

“We must encourage our private sector to go into manufacturing so that even if the oil is dried up, we must have other ways, that we can sustain our economy and provide jobs to our children and create an enabling environment for people to grow.”

The President, also stated that his administration’s policy was geared towards boosting production, adding that the value of Naira must not be tied to the whims and caprices of the international oil market, but rather it must be tied to the production and productivity of the Nigerian people.

‘’I am determined that every government policy in the life of this administration must be geared towards boosting production because the value of the Naira must not be tied to the whims and caprices of the international oil market.”

Jonathan while congratulating the management and staff of Lafarge Plc for the multi billion Naira cement project, stated: ‘’It is clear to us that average Nigerian is prepared to be a productive person.

“With what we have seen today, we are more encouraged to even go into other areas. The cement sector is one key area that Nigerian companies are reaching out to other countries to produce and we will continue to encourage this.’’
He recalled that in 2002 when Nigeria started the Backward Integration Policy with the effect that Nigerians must be self-sufficient in cement production , many insisted that it was a pipe dream.”

“Today we are seeing the benefit and the last time I held a meeting with Cement Manufactures , I was promised that by the first quarter of next year, we will stop importation of cement to Nigeria.

“If we achieve that, that will be great but what we are seeing today gives us hope that we are commissioning a factory that is employing about 1000 people and the production is high and it is saving us six billion dollars annually in revenue in foreign exchange so we must thank Lafarge for this.”

As a Federal Government, the President assured that his government was totally committed to working with manufacturers to make sure that things were improved.

The Chairman, Lafarge WAPCO Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Oshunkeye in his opening remark said that the cement factory had continually been partnering with Nigeria in her quest for socio-economic development of the country.

“Having fulfilled the national desire to establish a cement manufacturing company, Larfarge WAPCO, since its establishment in 1959 has grown sustainably and made tremendous contributions to the availability of cement in the country,” he added.

Osunkeye said that the company had a current combined capacity of 2 million tonnes per annum. Dignitaries that attended the ceremony included the Ogun State Governor, Senator Ibikunle Amosun, Mrs. Olusola Oworu, Commissioner for Commerce and Industries, who represented the Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola.

Others in attendance were former Head of Interim Government, Chief Ernest Sonekan, Ministers of Foreign Affairs, Trade and Investment, Mr.Olusegun Aganga , the Alake and Paramount ruler of Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Gbadebo, the Akarigbo of Remoland, Oba (Dr) Micheal Sonariwo

http://businessnews.com.ng/2011/12/21/fg-will-diversify-economy-before-oil-well-dries-up-president-jonathan/

^^^^ stay off my thread donkey

mikuz:
so na u dey marry rakel?
But wait o,
i never see you service her *** na ??
Or are the ceremonial husband?
Just asking . .
No offiense pls!

so i for carry her cum nl cum service abi. . .mtsheeew

^^ ^. friend or foe

u try small but i sure say na copy and paste