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^^me i be guy o, i no be agbero so i no dey fight

o boy look well na, na me give u d bashing? abi na crime to laugh at a humorus post ni

booqee:
ok, you the BIG BOY, sup wiv u huh??! what did i steal in your market, u dis [b]GRAND ode oshi of remoland? [/b]Mtcheww

u got me laughing at the bolded, thats wot i call e-bashing

definitely, ode mumu=donkolomental.

^^

mikuz mikuz, ask me d question cuz na me be her 1 and only hubby

thanks guyz, mikuz u rock

DONkollione:
very fooolish writeup called joke,  













stewpid calabar boi

who tell u say i be calabar boi. . mtsheeew






if una no like my joke, make una no comment again. dumb ode mumu and co

he was so sick the shop owner tot his death was near, so he sold him a fake watch

old and stil got his old tricks

talking about loyalty and brotherhood, we guyz got it

A lawyer went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here . We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly walked up to the lawyer. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old farmer, now it's my turn."
The farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

The man charged into the jewelry shop with a cutlass in his hand, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owner. “But you looked pretty sick the day you bought it. . . .

where is the joke

i for answer but i no get keyboard

@op, now u don give the fool gbagbo mouth to take talk

av u gotten the alzheimer disease

^^^ lol,@ semi-literate but remember that he who thinks he's wisest is the bigger fool. dont be surprised if ur so- called semi-literate are smarter than you. egocentric gay

its mustspin

^^^^

^^^make una carry una case comoto for my thread jor. . . mtsheeew

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=827854.msg9794991#msg9794991 date=1324285988]I said the exact same thing, one Nairaland imbeci'le called me a Homo!

Soyinka says the same, everybody keep quite!

Two gay'gots, locked away in their room, humping the salvation out of each others rectum, does not disturb me at all.

Two straight couples, locked in their room, having BehindBased s'ex, Bondage stylex, complete with whip and candle wax, Is not my problem either.

In Africa, we have a lot of Homos, what do we do with them all?! Lock em up?! Or kill them?!   [/quote]locked up in their rooms u say? then there's no prob with that but they gat no biz with the marriage institution

this man has really lost it, the legislative passed a bill on marriage and he's spilling rubbish, MARRIAGE IS A PUBLIC ISSUE so what the f**k is he talking about. the law was against same-sex marriage and not same sex intercourse. they can do whatever they want behind close doors but they shouldn't bring it to our face

^^^ u neva die?

DONkollione:
^^^
Inside ya housegirl pant bag

so na u bin dey bleepy house girl god catch u today, ur fada left eye













draws him close and knocks him off with brutality combo

^^^ oya tel me wher u bin see d yoke before

^^^^ foolishness of the highest from a fool of the 1st order

^^^madman

as u come ask me, na who i go ask na

A woman got on a brt bus holding a very ugly baby. as she was mounting the bus, her purse fell off which a male passenger brought to her notice. as she was about going back for the purse, the man said let "let me hold your monkey"

where is the yoke