₦airaland Forum

udezue:
That's their yeye business.

smh, no area is immune to war, crisis or disaster. how would you feel to hear this kind of comment being made by anyone if your people were victims? lets learn to value human lives

2buff:
2Buff's EVO3D fell in the toilet and died

So now 2Buff needs to get a new phone
2Buff only fawks with Android and is guaging 2 phones right now: The Samsung Galaxy Note or the Google Galaxy Nexus.

Vote on what you feel 2Buff should get.
Expecting your input.

is this suppose to be a joke , so where is the damn joke then

back in my sch days, finally got to meet my roomie's gf whom i'd spoken to on phone a couple of times, you need to see the sincerity in her face when she said "wow u got a very nice voice, just like when we spoke on phone". . i really felt like planting her buh

Dear nairalanders, its great to be back on this forum after a long while.

I have recently followed the recent news thread over the past few days reading endless comments of fellow Nigerians celebrating the downfall of ex Governor James Ibori.
To some, it was a sweet joyous moment, to others their reaction might have been "watin concern me" the usual catchphrase we use when shrugging our shoulders.
Fair enough, Ibori admitted that he looted the Delta State treasury, but the key question I often ask myself is, what are the other motives why they (British Authorities) went after him? was ibori the only governor who stole from us, or was he seen as a threat to some Nigerian elites

it is obvious that most Nigerian governors only buy a few houses here in London, and this makes it harder for the authorities to fish them out. Ibori's case was different because he had millions of pounds worth of asset here in London. A city where they can rob you of all your hard work in 1 day,  Ibori hustled his way to the top, so I give him that credit,  I just think he didn't know how to hide his loot, or he had too much on his plate, , however in the eyes of the British authorities, HE WAS A BIG FISH, !!!!

His flamboyant lifestyle attracted alot of fake friends and at the same time alot of haters too. Some of the people who openly benefited from Ibori's loot were the first to throw stones at him.
e.g Chief Edwin Clerk.
The most important point we need to take note of is that, British Companies contributed massively to the polution of the niger delta. So how can they now turn around and tell us that the asset seized from ibori will be sold and the money will be repatriated to Nigeria, and we supposed to believed them SO DOES THAT MEAN, THEY CARE ABOUT US ALL OF A SUDDEN?? "pls ask yourself that"

All I can boldly tell u is that, the British authorities are only prosecuting Ibori for their self interests. I assure you that Ibori's mansions will be sold at giveaway prices to their accomplices,  its all business as usual,
Aren't these same police officers who swept the Phone hacking scandal under carpet, and accepting bribes from rupert murdoch and his news corp empire
how are we suppose to trust everything they say to us? especially after Dariye and DSP saga did they really return the money they seized I doubt,  NOT WITHOUT DEDUCTING THEIR LION SHARE, I think its a criminal catch criminal circus ,  lets watch and see,
.
Its up to us to protect our wealth, and prevent thieves like uduaghan from escaping alive with his loot,  
We chose to let all these looting happen, so why are we blaming the judges WHAT DO YOU DO TO A THIEF  have we considered lynching or bombing them, to prevent them from escaping with their loots,  why wait for justice, when there is no justice in Nigeria,   A country where judges will accept ipads as Bribes,

Because Justice cannot be dispensed in Nigeria,  The British will not waste their resources to prosecute our criminals without gaining from it,

so my people, plz shine your eyes,   IBORI'S CASE NA BUSINESS AS USUAL,  SO ITS NOT YET TIME TO CELEBRATE,  WE ARE ACTUALLY BEING LAUGHED AT INSTEAD,


@ OP
the title of the thread is quite misleading as it is obvious you dont have any information about what the british plans to do with the money. It can be infered from the bolded that you would have done the same if you had the opportunity Ibori had so you have no business querying wot the british is going to do with the money.

ACM10:
Na still the same thing naw.

Dem no sharp at all if money be their wahala. Why not sell the cows in their custody and abscond with the money? After all, na dat one be better thief. I'm beginning to think that they don't rob for monetary gain. Cause nobody travels now with large sum of money. I can assure you that all their booty from 5 attacks wont worth the price of a cow. Then that takes us to the next question. What is the motivation behind their robbery attacks? IMO, it's all for sex[i]u[/i]al gratification. I arrived at this conclusion based on the fact that I've seen many cases of gruesome r[i]a[/i]pe by these thieves/herdsmen. Their attack is never complete without r[i]a[/i]pe

The cattle usually belongs to their rich kinsmen so they cant just run away and moreover if you suggest they sell the cattle and take off, they will still resort to robbery after exhausting the proceed of the cattle sold. ask people that are familiar with the robbery practise of the fulanis, their usual targets are the rural traders that goes to the city for new market stock, trust me those people move with lots of cash. the fulanis are well known for robbing people on inter town roads. ask around and get your facts right

ACM10:
Those herdsmen na mumu o.

Why not sell their cows and make money?

A cow now goes for N200,000 or more.

If I be police, na their cattles I go arrest and not them because they are worthless bunch 

this your comment got me laughing real bad. usually, they do not own all those cattle, they are just nomads that rear cattle for different people. they collect a fixed amount on each cow from the owners. so they are just custodians and anybody that travels around the country will know its the usual practise of those fulanis to rob especially at nights

it was a gud move by the IGP to disband all checkpoints but i believe they should have remained on those highways as observers. they have no business being in the barracks. what the IGP needs to discourage is the toll they collect from road users and not fro them to go back to the stations or barracks as the case may be

inside your bushy anus

IN a class,d pupils were askd 2
draw a goat nd grass which dey
al did except Efe who hates drawing
but very brave. d convasation
ensued btween him nd his
teacher: *Teacher: were is d goat
nd grass i askd u to draw? *Efe:
i'M sorry ma, but is not ma fault.
*Teacher: watz dat suposd 2
mean? *Efe: b4 i kuld draw, d
goat had already eaten d grass nd
it ran away.
Lol

i seriously do not understand all the projan npjc madness. its so stupid and lame, u guys have turned the jokes section into a kindergarten.

where is the joke

Three business associates, an
Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a
Chinese man, went to eat lunch
together at a restaurant in
Surulere
While in the middle of their food,
a fly came in through the window.
It flew across the table to where
the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the
Yoruba man was, he also chased
it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where
the Chinese man was and was
flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for
sometime and then grabbed it,
put it in his mouth and swallowed
it.
The other men saw this but just
kept on eating.
Five minutes later, another fly
came in and flew to the Yoruba
man who just chased it away
again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man
but this time he did not chase the
fly, he looked at it for sometime
and then grabbed it. He then
turned to to the Chinese man and
asked " how much you go buy
am?"

i wish there weren't this much idiots. . .

chuksikem:
reduce traffic indeed??how many people drive or have cars in ibadan??

the dumbest statement of the year.

[quote author=Rhino.4dm link=topic=869144.msg10183999#msg10183999 date=1329102389]Playing draft or ludo and expecting salary? Only in Naija.Hisssssss!

GBAM![/quote]you dont have to exaggerate. not all , some actually work their ass out u know!

^^^^^ at least 100%, then 150% on the average

^^^^ so u r familiar with resemblance too

sutoboy:
no bi me and you go watch part 2!

i expected u to have stabbed ur self too,so u can mail projan the part 2

mumu who u dey tell that one?

so una dey recieve mail from hell[s][/s]

lagcity:
OMG! Chinwe, is that u? long time. remember me? I stole your gala back in primary 2. Now i have come to steal ur heart

very dumb, sounds like johnny bravo

my 5yrs old cousin was gisting me abt when he was a baby(as if he's an adult o)

cousin: sebi when i was a baby i usually do not allow anybody to carry me except my mum
myself: yes
cousin: sebi i like my mummy a lot
myself: yes
cousin: sebi i came out of my mummy's bombom and i was smelling of poopoo. . .




but his funniest line is, "when i grow up and get to 40yrs, sebi i'll be bigger than you than and will be able to beat you very well" as if he'going to grow older than myself

76Naira:
Where is this woman from?

saintneo:
We are discussing this topic with the reference 'Nigerian woman. If the name of this woman had anything 'Chi' or 'Chukwu', the entire thread will turn tribal.

pls u guys should let the sleeping dog lie. u'll be as much guilty as those tribal bigots if this thread turns tribal

what a shame! may the almighty give her family and loved ones the fortitude to bear the loss

safarigirl:
Lawyers can work anywhere because every department requires Ǟ legal department, no one has answered how a Microbiologist can qualify to work in Ǟ bank. I'm waiting for that, cos thousands ☺₣ qualified graduates are queuing up for that job ǡŋ₫ then they give it out to a Microbiologist. Hmm, I remain ignorant

1. microbiologists are also qualified for the job cuz usually their requirement is usually a 1st degree in any field
2. there exists the term ''career change'', she might be a chartered accountant u know!
3. such jobs can actually be done by anybody and thats why they keep there options open to everyone
4. you cant possibly know better than the employer and i dont think any employer keeps an incompetent employee. since the employer aint complaining, pls stop the whining

FXKing2012:
You have spoken the truth. The east is the only safe part of Nigeria being the lowest in Muslim population.

a very silly statement

^^^ easy man, i don do d blind dates u know warra mean

now tell me, where is the damn joke

^^^^ its actually a very fresh copy and paste .

hilarious thread

^^^slow poke

^^^ funny but dry

Ibanga p:
@poster, u don treat malaria recenty, if no, try go do am,na d symptoms be dat

gbam!!!

^^^ na wah 4 u o, trouble sleep u cum dey struggle to wake am

very funny joke. . . smh

@op, oya hold ur prick nd swear say no be copy and paste u do