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^^^^ lol,

have you ever seen anything in your life? blind boy

dani1luv:
hehe, I try shey? Abi u sef is coming?

i no dey come o, i fit join una later sha

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A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.

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u go fear name calling na

thanks studio

thanks ya all

^^^milkose milkose, get yourself a job

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke.
The man answered, "No thank you, I don't smoke. I don't want to get lung cancer."

Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite dog mikky into the, " "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question."
"Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"
Joe said, "Well I had just got mikky into the trailer and I was driving down the road, "
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite Dog mikky."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded mikky, my favourite Dog, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and mikky was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear mikky moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear mikky moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your dog was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"

in ur arss. . .mtsheeeeew

a commercial bus filled with passengers was heading towards obalende from orile. suddenly, a small boy begins to cry. the man sitting next to him asked him; why are you crying? the boy answers; i've lost my 100naira. the man out of compassion for the poor boy then said; dont cry boy, since your fare is just 50naira, i'll pay. the boy then stopped crying only for him to start again after 5 minutes. the man then looked at him wondering what the crying was all about, asked him again what the problem was, the boy then replied; my change(balance)

yea not bad

nice 1

^^^ , no he's not done

God save you say u don comot for my thread

don don!! atleast na ya own na, enjoy ya foolish thread o. am out

go and jump in the lagoon cuz ur case no get remedy

nice dry joke

^^^see me see trouble o, carry you foolishness comot for my thread

^^^i tire o, foolish thread

then open ya eyes and read the post again

have you taken your medication?

^^^^ get a new menu. . . dude . . . . and stop looking for my joke

u sure ur device got a screen?

^^

^^^^

what is the worst food combination you ever eaten?







cant forget the day i ate yam and rice