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smh

thank goodness its your last joke of the year. atleast we are assured you wont spoil the festivities with your copy and paste jokes

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Thunder does not strike . . . Dude. . .
Only lightning does . . . . . . . . .
Wrong creativity and use of metaphor,the personification does not go congruent with the concept of your post. . . . . .

your pessimism amazes me, your in the joke section. jokes follows no f**king rule.

Y'all have agreed that ASUU strikes more than THUNDER, You may now replace the popular cliche:
"thunder fire your A.S.S" with: "ASUU fire your A.S.S".

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: She had three children, right?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: How many were boys?
Student: None.
Teacher: Were there any girls?

Teacher: Can you describe the individual?
Student: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Teacher: Was this a male, or a female?

Teacher: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Student: Oral.

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

^^ not reachable, pls try again later

^^^^. its not here so move on

bros u no try o, lazy photocopying arssss

bright007:
Is dis � joke or � report?

now i understand the irony behind ur name. if there's any1 else duller than you on , then you this planet, then you must employ that person ;.



nice joke OP

bin da dog

na wah o bin, u don get rabbies

i know that dog kolo go talk

bin is dat u? common carry ya barking comot for here

cuz you are a sheep

must you photocopy?

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"









for those that are always looking for their lost JOKES, please just pass by dont piss on my thread

^^^^^get a life

^^^^ a fool is exactly wot u r

@ op, u r a nutcase

smh

A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his trafficators were working so he said to the man "will you look out the window and make sure my blinkers are working?" As requested, the man stuck his head out the window and responded "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, "

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:

"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang
and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?" "They called back!"

thanks tony

^^^^^if u cant see the joke, u need to find a meaning to the word joke ur looking for. dumb homo sapien

^^

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks:-Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!
And he answers: - On the other side!

The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says,
Judge: "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years."
The drunk: "it aint my fault you can't get promoted?"

^^^ . campaign kini

i don vote for u na, but ur vote sef no dey encouraging atall



bush pig

i don vote for u, leave me alone

@ bin fool, ;Dwe don vote for u o, make we hear word o

bin gbogbo, i will vote for you only when u call urself a fool