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Maximus69:The man, Gideon Urhobo was ex RCC. He formed GKS as early as in 1933 after a visitation in a dream, seeing Jesus telling him, to go preach the gospel of the Kingdom and also to expose false teachings about God. So he briefly was a JW, for less than a year, because in 1934, he severed ties of his short romance with JW as soon as he probably could see numbers weren't adding up with them, lmao Gideon Urhobo never lasted a year in JW. The man couldn't wait to leave and cut ties with JW. Maximus69 doesnt know jackshit about JW, he is just forming as if he does. See how TATIME had to rein him in, but Maximus69 still no wan gree, he is doing yanga, licking his wound and bruise in a corner somewhere, lmao |
Maximus69:You are shameless old man, "agbantari" for nothing, meaning elderly for nothing ![]() The man was ex RCC. He formed GKS as early as in 1933 after a visitation in a dream, to go preach the gospel of the Kingdom and also to expose false teachings about God. So he briefly was a JW, for less than a year, because in 1934, he severed ties of his short romance with JW as soon as he probably could see numbers weren't adding up with them, lmao. TATIME:Staff Sergeant Major to the rescue but corporal Maximus69 wouldn't own up that he erred. Pride, embarrassment, ego and flesh wouldn't allow him He was making one lie after the other lie, tying himself up in knots of lies. Smh. |
Maximus69:Look hia, my friend, stop dodging owning up to your mistakes. You lied, admit you lied and misled people about Obafemi Awolowo (i.e. Action Group) and Nnamdi Azikiwe (i.e. The National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons (NCNC)) saying they can only allow JWs to pray for Nigeria, on behalf of Christianity. Your claim is false. You even lied about the existence of Gideon Urhobo, the founder of GKS, in 1960, eight years well after the man had long died in 1952. The reason why Gideon Urhobo, didnt support Nnamdi Azikiwe (i.e. The National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons (NCNC)) was because NCNC believed Jehovah was only a Jewish God and not God of Africa. |
Maximus69:You better retract that sharp sharp because the only person lying like a cheap flea market Persia praying mat is you sir. Maximus69:[img]https://media./images/14cd04951335766288c672c30e186f98/tenor.gif[/img] The man was dead by 1952. You better start composing your apologies, and ready to eat the humble pie of admitting you got the facts on so many levels wrong, lmao. I always wondered what sort of intelligence officer were you in your active days. Maximus69:Lukatew, God's Kingdom Society was formed in 1934 in the area south of Benin City. I knew you didn't have your facts right, lmao. You are just like the rest of the poor history students/teachers on Nairaland. Smh. |
Maximus69:I know what I know but you don't know what you think you know, my dear friend. You are mixing up God's Kingdom Society, formed by Gideon Urhobo, a Benin man, with Jehovah Witnesseses, lmao Besides, you even have the facts of the Jehovah controversy issue thing between Action Group and The National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons botched up. |
Myer:It was to the Jews. It was to the lost tribes. It was to the Jews who made the yearly pilgrimage to Jerusalem for the Passover festival. The only tribe left in the Southern kingdom were the tribe of Judah, the tribe of Benjamin and the tribe of Levi. The other tribes during the first exile with the Assyrians and second exile with the Babylonian had made them be flung all over the Mediterranean Sea region. The ones that returned to Jerusalem after Cyrus permitted are those who formed sects that made up the Pharisees, Sadducees and Essenes. King Herod, isn't even a proper Israelite, made king, but was a Roman stooge. |
Maximus69:Big fat lie Maximus69. Fear Jehovah nah When and where did Obafemi Awolowo (i.e. Action Group) and Nnamdi Azikiwe (i.e. The National Council of Nigeria and the Cameroons (NCNC)) say they can only allow JWs to pray for Nigeria, on behalf of Christianity? In the absence of able to back this misleading info up, you better retract this revisionism of history and stop spreading misinformation |
Joagbaje:I can understand Muslims going on pilgrimage to Mecca, as they are expected to undertake it, at least once in their lives if they can afford it and are physically able to. Even the Quran stresses the importance of witnessing the traditions of Hajj with one's own eyes (i.e. Surah Al-Haj 22:28 - Al-Qur'an) but believers going to Jerusalem is unbiblical and has no justification for going to a place that the Palestine occupants have been displaced and daily being terrorised and oppressed |
DappaD:[img]https://s7/images/MuttleyLaffClapEncore.gif[/img] DappaD:Sometimes I quote from Shakespeare or make reference to Shakespeare's Macbeth, which, as we all know, bears little resemblance to the real 11th century, Mac Bethad mac Findláich, known in English as Macbeth, Scottish king, and when I do, it doesn't mean by quoting them makes them gospel truth. The Apostles Peter and Jude, were talking and/or warning against false teachers, heresies and slander, so in their admonition(s), they used excerpts from the BoE to make pints with, now those familiar or who had read the BoE in that audience would have immediately recognised those BoE excerpts and know its them the Apostles was rebuking and expressing disapproval off I have the three different versions of the BoE, I have read all the three, and I must say, they are outrageously ridiculous and laughable books to read. IMHO, and if asked, I'll say that, the BoE, in the absence of readily available proper toilet tissue, are well suited and can best be used for wiping bums with. |
DappaD:My guy forget that one about "... Enoch prophesied as regards to the wickedness of men in his time and may have sounded a warning to them. (Jude 14-15) ..." That Book of Enoch (i.e. BoE) and the rest of the other apocrypha and pseudepigrapha books are fictional best seller books written after Jesus' death between the first to fifth centuries Myer:What bible reference(s) are hinging on the destruction of earth to ? DappaD:I wonder in the Bible, where, it explicitly states that God destroyed the earth at anytime. Don't mind Myer ojaare, this is how people just like trying to take "panadull" when there even is no headache |
donnie:You can keep hiding, at corner walls, for as long as you like. When your egungun hit rock bottom, then the only way for you to move, will be up, yep upwards to YAH, and we'll be waiting to welcome you back with embracing loveable arms and bear hugs. |
OLAADEGBU:We have only one Pastor, so asking whether or not Baba was a paistor at CE or not is inconsequential, especially since he's severed ties with CE. You are bent on him talking about his past that he has divorced himself from and has nothing anymore to do with. CE and any position(s), he had while in CE, he doesn't want to be made to talk about or relive. It isn't something he's proud of. |
Myer: MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff: Myer:How did you manage to compute "... you won't be this insecure"? You need to go look up the meaning of "insecure". Better still, advise me of your birth day, so I can give you a dictionary for birthday gift |
OLAADEGBU:Take it to the bank, its "the donnie I assumed I knew", verified. It going to be like this until it gets to worst, when there'll be no further room to further nosedive down in to, so what next that will happen after hitting rock bottom, is to change direction, and begin rise to the heavens, to YAH and no more to the pit of hell. Amen. Praise YAH. Alleluia. We don't cease in doing prayers for Baba. |
OLAADEGBU:Do you talk about everything asked off you? What difference is it going to make if Baba talks about been an ex CE paistor or not nah. Who that info go epp? |
Joagbaje:[img]https://media./images/7173a9dfee60b27cd3ef36f153f118e5/tenor.gif[/img] You just went to boost the economy of that place with your hard earned, sweat of your brow, graft and grind money You had Ashkenazi Jews, descendants of Japheth, faking to be true born real McCoy Israelites, show you around abi? Smh, I'll tell you, that trip you had to Israel, is nothing less than a charade. When on the trip did you, give thought and/or empathise with the Palestine, oppressed and terrorised for their land that was stolen from them to make this modern day Israel, hmm? Bear in mind that Jerusalem earlier, was burned down to the ground and/or destroyed by the Romans in 70 AD, hmm? |
hoopernikao:Erhn now, aspe hin be glutton for punishment and/or one not to miss an opportunity of correcting education, lmao |
donnie:Baba when you yarn correct, I dey your back gidigba, bin dey support you and even sef like your posts too, but at the same anytime, you misyarn, baba, you know nah, I no dey push face, I'll tell it, as it is, without mincing words, lmao. I give credit when credit is due and withdraw it sharp sharp, when not deserved. Life na jeje, hin no hard, na we pipul bin dey make easy life, look hard, come put small ting for head, like shrimp |
Myer: MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] I don't understand you "Kindly share one, I'm sure we will" what? |
Myer:You'll find seemingly false positive inconsistencies and contradictions in translations, but not an/or never in either of the original texts |
OLAADEGBU:Baba nobi just paistor oo only, Baba na big fish juggernaut, big man financier too ooo. He, before his stint with CE, was a well weathered ex RCC. Baba nobi "young convert" in anything, its just that whatever and/or wherever he puts head into, it just has to be at and/or to the fanatical extreme ends of things. thats all. |
[img]https://media./images/58da3874fbf792c6682bdbb577052e9d/tenor.gif[/img] Straitjacket loading for that Tyson DEMONstration laff |
Joagbaje:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img] It's what's called mid life crisis. Its a phase. Sure is one of them things called mid life crisis as I've said. Baba, will in time, get over it, lmao. |
donnie:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Who be "... you Christian ..." Baba You don sip akpeteshie abi? Monday (i.e. the moon's day, day devoted to worshipping the goddess of the moon) Tuesday (i.e. god of war Tiu, also known as Tyr) Wednesday (i.e. Woden's Day, the day when the god, Woden or Odin was worshiped), Thursday, (i.e. god named Thor day, the god of thunder) Friday, (i.e. goddess named Freya/Frigg/Frige, day, the wife of Odin) Saturday (i.e. god named Saturn day) and Sunday (i.e. god Sun, day), do you have other names for the pagan days of the week, Baba? Do you do pagan week days Baba, lmao? I asked you that is that what you tell people when asked on the street about the names of the days of the week? Don't you call them by their pagan names to your clients and/or business partners et cetera? For example, Monday Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, hmm? I careless whether or not, who you dey fear before |
donnie:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Ignoramus ko, hippopotamus ni Baba, please just answer the question jor, about the location of garden of Eden, Mesopotamia, Bethlehem and also show them highlighted on the map of Sub-Saharan Africa. |
donnie:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img] lmao at the emboldened & rest Mazi's just as confused dot com as you're Baba A&E's garden of Eden is in Sub-Saharan Africa abi? Mesopotamia too, is in Sub-Saharan Africa too abi? Bethlehem sef is in Sub-Saharan Africa abi? |
donnie:Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well, so goes the saying We all know that flying is faster, less hassle/stressful, time saving et cetera than driving, so if the TORAH, in this case, is the destination, PH, then why did you bother taking a plane that will take you on a failed mission flight thats going to land you in Togo instead of PH, hmm?. It means, you are either a learner, inexperienced, haven't a clue of what you should have properly & correctly done, have challenges with doing itineraries or travelling plans, and that's why that, regardless of the "law of lift" in operation, for it to lead you according to TRUTH - the TORAH, the destination, PH, it took you to Togo, instead. donnie: MuttleyLaff: donnie:Baba, you give too much rein to your ignorance. There are different types of truth and/or kinds of TRUTH. You'll soon discover that the so-called TRUTH(s) you've made yourself to believe, is not truth(s) at all, lmao. |
donnie:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Who're you fooling? Is that what you tell people when asked on the street abi? Is that what you tell your clients and/or business partners et cetera? donnie:Have you seen anyone preach, encourage or incite lawlessness, huh?. Baba the reason why turkeys are grounded, and flightless and eagles, are in the air, soaring and flying, is because a different grace and mindset. Jesus, didnt come to preach, proclaim or teach christianity. The word, Christianity, is not in scripture. Ekklesia, is part of all that Yahusha came on earth to fulfil. One of the major philosophical teaching of Jesus, in His capacity as man and divinity, is about one body, ekklesia, called out. The ruling civilization of that time period were the Greeks and normally "ekklesia" is the assembly of free citizens, to which belonged judicial and legislative power, and from which aliens, slaves and the likes were excluded, but here is Jesus, turning this whole political concept on its head, lol, and now talking about having a gathering of citizens (i.e. any member of the demos/ all people) no discrimination, no prejudices, no sexism etcetera called out from their homes into public space and to partake, deliberate, legislate and be fully inclusive in the sovereign governing body's services, expectations and/or requirement. Praise God. Alleluia. The point, I am making Baba, is God is Christianity atheistic, Christian atheistic and even Christian denomination(s) atheistic. Yahusha, believes in plain and simple "ekklesia," His body, lol. Believes in nothing else than His Bride. MMM "42So Jesus called them together and said, “You know that the rulers in this world lord it over their people, and officials flaunt their authority over those under them (i.e. their high officials exercise authority over them.) 43But among you it will be different Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant," - Mark 10:42-43 Yes Baba, the ekklesia of Christ, is government of DEMOCRACY, and according to Jesus, in Mark 10:42-43 above when talking to the discples, it is a special and/or different kind of government of DEMOCRACY. Democracy, fyi, has biblical roots that you're unaware of, lol. Life, in the beginning, started on a democratic footing, lol. Also, I am sure you've heard it said that, democracy is a government of all the people, by all the people, for all the people, abi? "And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, a small rock and upon the large rock I will build my congregation {Gr. ekklesia – called out ones}, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against her." - Matthew 16:18 I am sure you didnt know that Yahushua aka Jesus was interested in democracy that much that He adopted the phraseology ekklesia, taken from the first known democracy in the world, lol, the Athenian democracy (i.e. Greek) Ekklesia, meaning, as I previously said, is a gathering of those called out and/or summoned ones, is the principal assembly, open to all male citizens as soon as they qualified for citizenship of ancient Athens. Ekklesia is an Athenian democracy feature that allowed all Athenian citizens to come together, regardless of class and so even the lowest social class of citizens to discuss civil matters and/or participate in democratic politics. Everyone was considered equal in the ekklesia and any citizen present could participate and share his ideas, opinions, and concerns." Incidentally, what Jesus in Mark 10:42-43 above, was teaching the disciples is what Theodore Parker captured perfectly well, with the quote, that: "Democracy means not, I am as good as you are, but you are as good as I am" Jesus changed the original political meaning of ekklesia to a religious one. Praise God. Alleluia. We are talking here, of radical and liberal democracy, and that's where Galatians 3:26-28 took its cue from. Baba, let me clear you up properly and more on ekklesia, lol, so you'll know what is really going on with it. Maybe, you'll become wiser enough to make re-adjustments, where and/or if applicable, to your theology with this. To start with and as a matter of fact, "ekklesia" is the proper and correct noun word for used for believers, called out and/or gathered together, which the word "church", as it is, presently or currently represents. "Ekklesia" actually, is a Greek word, which in Athens and in most Greek poleis (i.e. Greek cities or states) means an assembly of demo (i.e. yes, demo, is the Greek word for people, as like the "demo" in democracy) So "ekklesia" effectively, is an assembly of summoned free people or a gathering of those summoned. The word "ekklesia", is derived from "ekkletos" meaning summoned and "ekkaleom" meaning to summon or call out. "Ekkletoi" refers to the called-out inhabitants or citizens of Athens or any of the Greek poleis, come together in a single place and/or single group, as a result of a call out request done by a herald, announcer or town crier. "Ekklesia" an assembly, congregation, the whole body of believers, come together, as a result of a call out request done by our Lord Jesus Christ and not some church or something anyone starts, because as I previously typed, ekklesia is a family we belong to. The true meaning, import or connotation of "ekklesia" is lost or eroded when it is used or translated to/as "church", as "ekklesia" represents something totally different to what we've commonly perceived what "church" is. "Ekklesia," as far back in the Old Testament wilderness days, has always been an assembly or congregation of called-out people (i.e. Acts 7:38 is referring to the congregation in Deuteronomy 9:10) and it's no different in the original Greek New Testament whether used in non-secular and secular settings (i.e. Matthew 16:18 and Acts 7:38 for non-secular then Acts 19:32, 39 and 41 for secular) Notice in Acts 19:32, 39 and 41, that "ekklesia" is used three times, for people not connected with religious or believers matters, but are assembling or gathering together. So the point is that "ekklesia" isn't about physical structures, buildings, cathedrals etcetera, and the Greeks, the originators of the word, never referred "ekklesia", to be church, building or place of worship. I am sure nelsonoba, you'll return here to say, all this etymology stuff on "ekklesia", is bunkum and time wasting, it's nitpicking over minute details, and that it's pedantic and fault-finding or you, even might say, church or ekklesia, whatever the noun used, it doesn't matter. Well if you do nelsonoba, that will be you delighting in ignorance(s), with saying, church or ekklesia, it makes no difference, that it's much ado about nothing and so what's the big deal. Fyi, I could tell you more, like about the English word "church" on its self, and about its actual pagan origins, but this is will be overstepping the scope of the thread's title heading, lol. |
donnie:Baba , mind your head, no go copy Oprah throwe head for back do mistake ooo and lose your balance. You cant put any of those accusations to me sha anyway. You're smarter than that, that small part of you, I know, lmao donnie:What a pity that Baba doesnt get it sha. Fyi, for as long as a superior, stronger, more powerful and better law is in operation, the law of gravity will remain tamed, remain impotent, remain rendered useless, remain rendered ineffective, remain inoperative, remain inactive, remain powerless et cetera. You know all this baba, but you prefer to play the denial card in this your self-deception game. Smh. |
donnie:What do you call today? What day do you call tomorrow, lmao. I put it to you Baba that what you criticize others of about keeping pagan holidays, you too are guilty of keeping pagan week/weekend day names donnie:You took pride and pleasure in seeing them bowing down and worshipping the statue now, you have never being seen or read to condemn the act, rather you always post the black Madonna picture pridefully |
donnie:Baba, the principle of Yah and/or laws of God abides forever. The law of Yah is never done away. Who did you read from here or that you ever have heard said that the laws of God are done away with, hmm? Sebi, you fly regularly to Abuja, PH and Lagos nah, is the law of gravity really done away with hmm? Tell us nah, how and why does the law of gravity look or seem its being done away with while you are taken in the airplane flying in the air and the aircraft is not obeying the law of gravity but remains flying and cruising in the sky defying the law of gravity. Why is that nah? |
donnie:Let those who celebrate Christmas, Easter et cetera defend themselves, but I am asking you Baba, about the Monday (i.e. the moon's day, day devoted to worshipping the goddess of the moon) Tuesday (i.e. god of war Tiu, also known as Tyr) Wednesday (i.e. Woden's Day, the day when the god, Woden or Odin was worshiped), Thursday, (i.e. god named Thor day, the god of thunder) Friday, (i.e. goddess named Freya/Frigg/Frige, day, the wife of Odin) Saturday (i.e. god named Saturn day) and Sunday (i.e. god Sun, day), do you have other names for the pagan days of the week? Do you do or don't you do pagan week days, at all Baba, lmao, hmm? Let me even rattle you a bit, do you really understand what the Black Madonna statue is that you take pride and pleasure in posting about because the popes Benedict and Francis are bowing down it |
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