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techmo:I never said Arab is an ethnicity or race techmo:True I once had a work colleague, who was from Iran originally. He had Caucasian white looking skin. Not really Caucasian white, but because he didnt have an Iranian accent, you easily would take him for a white person. It is first name and long unusual Iranian last name that gives him away not being native white, lmao techmo:All these people group with the exception of African are on a light to dark spectrum of reddish brown/yellow/oilve skin complexion techmo:Thank you for admitting this very sweet little gem of info here, lmao. Baba won't be to happy reading this, lmao. Watch as he'll soon turn up to call you an idiot, lmao. By the way, Arabs are Semitic by ethnicity, they themselves are Semites, just as like the Israelites are |
techmo:What you call "mythological stories of Israelites" is circa 5000 years starting from Israel the man, straight on to Israel the Nation, then to now Adam to Jesus is circa 2000 years worth gap, while from Jesus to now, is circa 4000 years. We aren't counting the preexistence of earth before the creation of Adam. techmo:Forget real Jews for the moment. Let's talk North Africa (i.e. Arabs) and Mediterranean Sea regions. What's skin complexion range do the people group from them region have. Also are they on or close to any of the equators that will necessitate their melanin production to kick in so to protect them from the directly overhead scorching sun heat? |
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techmo:www.nairaland.com/attachments/11693682_equator_pngd9b0890fdf7ad3415fba32f412e80968 I am sure the red equator lines, though a bit thin, are clearly visible & the readership know the implication of those red lines as regards to the skin of people living on it or close to it. The tropics include the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn and because the tropics get more exposure to the sun, any persons/people living near/on tropics automatically are black skinned. There are no North African or Mediterranean region countries on any tropic so unlike tropical countries don't naturally have black skinned people, that's a fact, so with that nugget in mind the Israelites were olive skinned, or varying shades of reddish brown, just as scripture say king David et al were (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown) Now, I think it will be hilarious, should any believe that Adam, who was created in Iraq, outside Africa, will be a black man. (i.e. a black skinned) IMHO, it will only be a dimwit, who would come out to say the Israelites, who are in the Mediterranean Sea region were and/or would be black skinned. The first man, Adam and the Israelites are further away from the equator, as seen in the above world map picture, hence i[b]t'll be illogical to assert they are black-skinned or they are white-skinned. Iraq and Mediterranean sea region, are not in Africa[/b], so the people group in that region were different shades of reddish brown, as in reddish brown in range of light to dark (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown) Don't let baba, fool you with his glib and sweet talk. He is a poor student/teacher of history. He hasn't up his game. All he does is copy and paste without understanding the copy and paste first. He is a blind guide |
donnie:Big fat lie. The black man wasn't the original man. The original man had a skin complexion that bang in middle black and white (i.e. reddish-brown/yellow/olive skinned) donnie:Another big fat lie. Iraq, is not in Africa, so the setting of the Scriptures is not all in Africa, but is within the Mediterranean Sea region. Even when Abram was asked to leave his country, family and home, it was from Iraq again he received the instruction, not in Africa, lmao. donnie:Is that the new thing you picked up from watching and listening to Black Hebrew Israelite IUIC's leader, Bishop Nathanyel Ben Israel, huh, lmao? What you didnt pick up from him, because he was economical with the truth and so didnt share with you, is that the Suez Canal, was constructed by the Suez Canal Company between 1859 and 1869, only for it to officially open on 17 November 1869 donnie:The inhabitants of the North Africa and the Mediterranean Sea region have always been skin shades complexion that ranged from light to dark colours of the reddish brown spectrum. |
techmo:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img] O gbele ooo, lmao |
donnie:Please stop all that your mischievousness because I have never paraded white skinned people group as Semites (i.e. descendants of Shem) I have bundled you with the Ashkenazi Jews thieves for committing identity theft and said they are even worse than you coveting and parading to be an Israelite because they stole and grabbed land on top of assuming to be Israelites, and ever since have being terrorising and oppressing the Palestines in their own land. By the stripes of Yahushua Ha Mashiach, I have been healed of all diseases (i.e. Isaiah 53:4-5) |
donnie:What's so funny? Is it you saying "Lack of Melanin" because you didnt put on your glasses to read "Fyi, God designed that everyone have the same number of melanocytes, but some people, from melanocytes, make more melanin than others. It's as simple as that bro" ni? Look up the world map above, with the three equators nah baba. Do you see how far away north east Africa, Asia and the Mediterranean Sea regions are from the three equators (i.e. the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn) Do you understand the science and implication on being on or close to them equators? Do you expect north east Africa and the Mediterranean Sea regions that aren't on the equators, to be hot regions? |
donnie:How I am a Christian? How am I an idolater? You must be suffering from amnesia to say I don't believe in the salvation of Israel. If I don't, why then do I keep quoting Luke 21:20-24 to you, huh? |
MuttleyLaff:[img]https://s7/images/hue.jpg[/img] kkins25, it's going to be, swinging between anywhere in the range of those two red arrows I think it was that weblink you didnt syntactically post well that pissed off the bot Sorry your post got hidden there |
kkins25: donnie:If you leave on and/or near any of the three equators (i.e. the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn) you will need melanin. Fyi, God designed that everyone have the same number of melanocytes, but some people, from melanocytes, make more melanin than others. It's as simple as that bro. Now baba, coming up with specie bigotry, is trying to rock and shake the table. Earthquake tremors things loading be that. Baba is playing on people's fear, people's ignorance, people's lack of self worth and self esteem et cetera. Baba's post is full of holes, It has more holes than a swiss cottage cheese |
donnie:Baba I never said or insinuate that you shouldn't listen to him or others similar like. What I said was, that, I regularly addressed you a BHI, because if it walks like a duck, talks like a talk and quacks like a duck, it then must be a duck, but you bluntly refused, saying you aren't a BHI, lmao. I don't listen to TD Jakes nor Creflo Dollar, so I wonder why you should bring up them penterascals here, I don't know. Wetin concern fish with raincoat? Of course, he speaks of solidarity freedom and salvation for the children of Israel, exclusively and who should I listen to before? Of course, listen to a mad hatter seeking world dominion. Not my words, those are his exact words from that video. What a waste of a one hour. Mtcheeew I am happy the video host, on closing, stressed that he personally doesnt believe anyone should be hating on another people group. That sums up what should be avoided |
donnie:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Nothing other than glib talk by Bishop Nathanyel Ben Israel His group has been branded “black separatists” by the Southern Poverty Law Center and included on the 2017 “hate map” of groups across the United States. Baba, I've always called you a Black Hebrew Israelite (i.e. BHI), but you disputed it, now why you post a BHI video here, hmm? The guy is just lying through his teeth and unneccesarily raising his voice to disguise the lies, behaving as if we too don't have copies of same bible he is quoting from, lmao. |
donnie: MuttleyLaff: donnie:Baba, please act your age, which one is "your beloved Khazars (white Jews) originated" again, erhn? Every human being regardless of colour, regardless of where they are from regardless of sex are beloved to me nah. Baba, you obviously can see from my above mention there that, I know where Caucasus Mountains are, but I was trying to see how you want to make the connect that the first man who was made in the Mediterranean Sea region, couldn't be in a reddish brown/yellow/olive skinned complexion (i.e. not black, not white but be right bang, in the middle of black and white). White-skinned people (i.e. descendants of Japheth) are closely associated with the Caucasus Mountains region. Black-skinned people (i.e. descendants of Ham) are closely associated with Sub-Sahara Africa region. Reddish brown/yellow/olive skinned complexion people (i.e. descendants of Shem, so are Semites or Semitic) are closely associated with the North Africa, Asia and Mediterranean Sea region As for the Neanderthals, my brother, that is a stinking can of worms you don't want to open, so please just let sleeping dogs lie. Leave Neanderthals out of all this. Biko. www.nairaland.com/attachments/11693682_equator_pngd9b0890fdf7ad3415fba32f412e80968 I am sure the red equator lines, though a bit thin, are clearly visible & the readership know the implication of those red lines as regards to the skin of people living on it or close to it. The tropics include the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn and because the tropics get more exposure to the sun, any persons/people living near/on tropics automatically are black skinned. There are no North African or Mediterranean region countries on any tropic so unlike tropical countries don't naturally have black skinned people, that's a fact, so with that nugget in mind the Israelites were olive skinned, or varying shades of reddish brown, just as scripture say king David et al were (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown) Now, I think it will be hilarious, should any believe that Adam, who was created in Iraq, outside Africa, will be a black man. (i.e. a black skinned) IMHO, it will only be a dimwit, who would come out to say the Israelites, who are in the Mediterranean Sea region were and/or would be black skinned. The first man, Adam and the Israelites are further away from the equator, as seen in the above world map picture, hence i[b]t'll be illogical to assert they are black-skinned or they are white-skinned. Iraq and Mediterranean sea region, are not in Africa[/b], so the people group in that region were different shades of reddish brown, as in reddish brown in range of light to dark (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown) donnie:It sure is about genetics and not about race, lmao. It is obvious, its has to do with inherited traits, and thats why we had the first flood, and then later we had the confusion of languages, lmao donnie:[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] It's what a black supremacist would say donnie:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Smh, so you're implying what? Okay, mister d, I'll give you the benefit of doubt, its not "hate speech", but what specifically are the "actual factuals" hmm? donnie:Smh, you really are pushing in, twisting, wriggling and turning the stuck in dagger, abi? |
Hiswordxray:https://www.nairaland.com/4263508/church-vs-congregation-congregation-yahshua#63812199 I too lmao wrote about how this change came to be in the above post link: |
Tap0lane:Explain what your "Many soul of lost Jewish origin will perish enmass overnight tonight" statement means and please don't give deliberately oblique replies ![]() |
Tap0lane:I don't understand, what is this statement about please? Thanks. |
TheSourcerer:Aside OP's embellishments, misinformation, dodgy ethnology, dodgy physical anthropology and misleading geographical origin of Adam, the first man, the last part about Yahweh's judgment to eradicate evil for good is 1000% correct TheSourcerer:It is fascinating how you are encouraging OP to go beyond the biblical 6000 years creation of Adam and give him confidence to go on talking of "... Mankind is more like a Neanderthal than a ‘hue-man’. Humans have existed on planet earth for millions of years, while mankind has yet to reach 10,000 years of existence ..." thats going to open him up to unpalatable things, lmao. The above posters don't think its a joke. The joke is OP and how OP had turned into a joke, something that is easily verifiable.. OP, is straying into territories, OP will find its unsavoury. OP is shaking the table, and the effect will unbalance, lmao. The Bible deliberately put the lid on certain things about the evolution and ethnology of man, lmao |
Larryyoung16r:I find looking at it revolting ![]() I don't like and can't stand snakes Where is this? What village/town/city and what neighbourhood area please? |
Dre555, we are almost there, but I need more help from you. You said the young girl had visited at least three hospitals, yeah? If so, then please type here what exactly are all the medications she was given to use. I need this information as a matter of urgency and also need to have the history of what medications she is currently using, has been using or hasn't yet been used. Please don't make light of my request(s) anytime I ask you for more information and don't feel like I am probing you. Let's both hands together, to put the devil to shame, concerning this young innocent pretty sweet soul girl ![]() |
Acehart:I do understand, but I still think you ..., lmao Acehart:Everyone knew Rambo is an actor nah and that Rambo wasn't the actor's real name, lmao. Its Moses Olaiya Adejumo RIP, the veteran comedian, everyone knew his real name isn't Baba Sala Acehart:I love to date Wacky Races and mot other cartoons, bar a few like, Beavis and Butt-Head. I found "Beavis and Butt-Head" for me, annoyingly irritating to watch, lmao Acehart:Muttley, Dick dastardly's sidekick is best known for its mischievous wheezing laughs. MuttleyLaff is fusion of two words "Muttley" and "Laff" (i.e. Laugh) coming from laughing wheezingly when reading posts that reminds me of Muttley's laughs, the cartoon fictional dog created in by Hanna-Barbera Productions. I used to be asthmatic, and when I laugh too much, it ends up sounding like Muttley laughing, so it was appropriate to fuse "Muttley" with "Laff" to get the 'MuttleyLaff" moniker, as that's how the laugh sounded (i.e. the wheezing sound laugh) when I read some ludicrous and/or unbelievable funny posts here on Nairaland. I didnt name the ''MuttleyLaff" moniker, after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog, but I named it after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog's wheezing laugh. That's the difference, lmao Acehart, I grew up on watching cartoons, to date still love cartoons, will die loving and watching cartoons, Wacky Races et al, lmao. I always used to watch with my kids when they were growing and we'll literally would be rolling on the floor laughing off, to my missus shaking her head and feeling sorry for us, lmao |
Acehart:Meaning you entered your response on the wrong window. Is Acehart a nom de guerre for you, instead of Gòmbs? |
donnie:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img] Baba, ẹjọ, please, The Caucasus Mountains, which region in the world is it? |
Acehart:Are you Gòmbs? |
Hiswordxray: Acehart: Hiswordxray: Acehart: Hiswordxray: Acehart:www.nairaland.com/attachments/11638752_fbimg15899780616065180_jpeg9f589451ed730414f175f352810765f5 |
Image123:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img] I am driving ooo, abeggy, lmao One word: Propaganda |
nnenneigbo:The Bible is not anyones's private/personal item. It is a collection of books for the good benefit of everybody. Nobody has exclusive rights to the Bible. It, fyi, is an instructional book (i.e. 2 Timothy 3:16) 1/ Give me an inexhaustible list of why the bible is not the truth 2/ What then, is the alternative to the bible? nnenneigbo:[img]https://s5/images/LetsHearThis.gif[/img] "You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You say that I am a King. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to Me." - John 18:37 1/ What according to your vast knowledge and best understanding is THE TRUTH please? 2/ What makes the bible truth, different from THE TRUTH, if you claim that, they’re not the same thing? nnenneigbo:I have no indoctrination. You brought up "that’s why you’re refusing to understand you’re just merely indoctrinated" so I am asking you where you got indoctrination from and what indoctrination is this? Or is it you just making wild accusations and so why you find it lmao funny, hmm? |
Dre555:Thanks my friend. These are better. Will get back to you asap. PS: 1/ How does his family get their water? 2/ Is it from a well, from borehole, water tanker commercially bought or from treated and filtered pipe borne water supplied by the government? |
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donnie:It's because I love you bro. No homo baba, lmao. |
[quote author=Page 131-132 "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard].... The Jews have assimilated in physical characters to the nations among whom they have long resided, though still to be recognised by some minute peculiarities of physiognomy. In the northern countries of Europe they are fair, or xanthous blue eyes and flaxen hair are seen in English Jews; and in some parts of Germany the red beards of the Jews are very conspicuous. The Jews of Portugal are very dark. Jews, as it is well known, have been spread from early times through many countries in the eastern parts of Asia, in China, Tartary, and the northern parts of India. There are many of them in towns of Cochin and the interior of Malabar. They hold communication with each other in their eastern colonies, which appear to be of one stock or migration but at what era they reached these countries it is unknown. Their residence in Cochin appears to have been from ancient times and they are now black, and so completely like the native inhabitants in their complexion that Dr. Claudius Buchanan says he could not always distinguish them from the Hindus. He has surmised that the blackness of the Jews spread through different parts of India is attributable to intermarriages with Hindus[/quote][quote author=Page 49 "Sources of History in the Pentateuch" by Samuel C. Bartlett]... we find the three fundamental types of humanity, the black man, the yellow man and the white man.[/quote]eplanning, the two above quotes are from the two books you plastered up there but without so much of reading them, lmao. I am happy pleased and prepared to discuss whatever points you think you are trying to make with those two above attached screenshots you grabbed from a first book titled "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard and then second book "Sources of History in the Pentateuch" by Samuel C. Bartlett, D.D., LL.D. Now, fyi, those "Even the Sephardic (from Spain and Portugal)" are xanthous, (i.e. the yellow man) and never known to be black/very dark. Please don't arguing blindly calling them white, lmao and I did not use pictures of white people to represent them. The people in those pictures are not white people, but are people having yellowish, auburn, reddish brown skin or skin marked by coloration that isn't white or black. They are marked by yellow/olive hues |
[quote author=Page 131-132 "The Natural History of Man[/I]" by James Cowles Prichard] .... The Jews have assimilated in physical characters to the nations among whom they have long resided, though still to be recognised by some minute peculiarities of physiognomy. In the northern countries of Europe they are fair, or xanthous blue eyes and flaxen hair are seen in English Jews; and in some parts of Germany the red beards of the Jews are very conspicuous. The Jews of Portugal are very dark. Jews, as it is well known, have been spread from early times through many countries in the eastern parts of Asia, in China, Tartary, and the northern parts of India. There are many of them in towns of Cochin and the interior of Malabar. They hold communication with each other in their eastern colonies, which appear to be of one stock or migration but at what era they reached these countries it is unknown. Their residence in Cochin appears to have been from ancient times and they are now black, and so completely like the native inhabitants in their complexion that Dr. Claudius Buchanan says he could not always distinguish them from the Hindus. He has surmised that the blackness of the Jews spread through different parts of India is attributable to intermarriages with Hindus[/quote][quote author=page 49 "[i]Sources of History" by Samuel C. Bartlett]... we find the three fundamental types of humanity, the black man, the yellow man and the white man.[/quote] eplanning:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] mister confused dot com You keep trawling the internet without digesting whatever you come up with. Smh I am happy pleased and prepared to discuss whatever points you think you are trying to make with those two above attached screenshots you grabbed from a first book titled "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard and then second book Sources of History" by Samuel C. Bartlett, D.D., LL.D.. Now, fyi, those "Even the Sephardic (from Spain and Portugal)" are xanthous, and never known to be black/very dark. I did not use pictures of white people to represent them. The people in those pictures are not white people, but are people having yellowish, auburn, reddish brown skin. or skin marked by coloration that isn't white or black but by yellow/olive hues |
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