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Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff:
techmo:
Arab isn't an ethnicity or a race (so to say, they don't share same looks, they are just bounded by similar cultures ...
I never said Arab is an ethnicity or race

techmo:
people keep making that mistake, Iranians are more Caucasian than middle eastern,
True I once had a work colleague, who was from Iran originally. He had Caucasian white looking skin. Not really Caucasian white, but because he didnt have an Iranian accent, you easily would take him for a white person. It is first name and long unusual Iranian last name that gives him away not being native white, lmao

techmo:
same as Syrians, Saudis and Egyptians are far different and for some strange reasons Morocans look more like caucasian.. Africans are brown skinned and shades of brown, Caucasians are pinkish whitish shade,
All these people group with the exception of African are on a light to dark spectrum of reddish brown/yellow/oilve skin complexion

techmo:
Arabs range from bronze + white to yellowish white
Thank you for admitting this very sweet little gem of info here, lmao. Baba won't be to happy reading this, lmao. Watch as he'll soon turn up to call you an idiot, lmao.

By the way, Arabs are Semitic by ethnicity, they themselves are Semites, just as like the Israelites are
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff: 6:49pm On Jun 13, 2020
techmo:
lets even assume mythological stories of isrealites as true and ignore your perfect theory of changes in skin tone (melanin composition of skin) Adam and to Jesus are just 63 Generations and humans date back hundreds of thousands of years.
how is this even possible
What you call "mythological stories of Israelites" is circa 5000 years starting from Israel the man, straight on to Israel the Nation, then to now

Adam to Jesus is circa 2000 years worth gap, while from Jesus to now, is circa 4000 years. We aren't counting the preexistence of earth before the creation of Adam.

techmo:
I have seen real jews, and real arab they are nothing like what Europeans keep forcing on us
Forget real Jews for the moment. Let's talk North Africa (i.e. Arabs) and Mediterranean Sea regions. What's skin complexion range do the people group from them region have. Also are they on or close to any of the equators that will necessitate their melanin production to kick in so to protect them from the directly overhead scorching sun heat?
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff: 6:40pm On Jun 13, 2020
techmo:
don't be a fool forever ..
think straight, you are not anything like Syrians
I say so because I live in UAE, Qatar and Oman
and I know how foolish you sound, thinking you have any link to Syria or the people of Damascus
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff: 6:39pm On Jun 13, 2020
techmo:
Africa is a race and a continent so don't fool your self, north Africans are a shade of Africans who lost melanin due to evolution and environmental factors like extreme weather
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11693682_equator_pngd9b0890fdf7ad3415fba32f412e80968

I am sure the red equator lines, though a bit thin, are clearly visible & the readership know the implication of those red lines as regards to the skin of people living on it or close to it.

The tropics include the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn and because the tropics get more exposure to the sun, any persons/people living near/on tropics automatically are black skinned. There are no North African or Mediterranean region countries on any tropic so unlike tropical countries don't naturally have black skinned people, that's a fact, so with that nugget in mind the Israelites were olive skinned, or varying shades of reddish brown, just as scripture say king David et al were (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown)

Now, I think it will be hilarious, should any believe that Adam, who was created in Iraq, outside Africa, will be a black man. (i.e. a black skinned) IMHO, it will only be a dimwit, who would come out to say the Israelites, who are in the Mediterranean Sea region were and/or would be black skinned.

The first man, Adam and the Israelites are further away from the equator, as seen in the above world map picture, hence i[b]t'll be illogical to assert they are black-skinned or they are white-skinned. Iraq and Mediterranean sea region, are not in Africa[/b], so the people group in that region were different shades of reddish brown, as in reddish brown in range of light to dark (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown)

Don't let baba, fool you with his glib and sweet talk. He is a poor student/teacher of history. He hasn't up his game. All he does is copy and paste without understanding the copy and paste first. He is a blind guide
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff: 6:33pm On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
I know and agree that blacks are the original man
Big fat lie. The black man wasn't the original man. The original man had a skin complexion that bang in middle black and white (i.e. reddish-brown/yellow/olive skinned)


donnie:
They populated all of Middle East and the Mediterranean in ancient times. The setting of the Scriptures is all in Africa. The people of the book were black.
Another big fat lie. Iraq, is not in Africa, so the setting of the Scriptures is not all in Africa, but is within the Mediterranean Sea region. Even when Abram was asked to leave his country, family and home, it was from Iraq again he received the instruction, not in Africa, lmao.

donnie:
The so-called Middle East was actually Northeast Africa before the artificial Suez canal was built separating that Area.
Is that the new thing you picked up from watching and listening to Black Hebrew Israelite IUIC's leader, Bishop Nathanyel Ben Israel, huh, lmao? What you didnt pick up from him, because he was economical with the truth and so didnt share with you, is that the Suez Canal, was constructed by the Suez Canal Company between 1859 and 1869, only for it to officially open on 17 November 1869

donnie:
So It's you who have been fooled by mainstream media to believe that the original inhabitants of those lands were white. Ask your village people wether they migrated to where they are or they came out out of the ground in your village square.
The inhabitants of the North Africa and the Mediterranean Sea region have always been skin shades complexion that ranged from light to dark colours of the reddish brown spectrum.
Christianity Etc › Re: Hausas Of Kebbi And Kanem Borno Are Ancient Assyrians by MuttleyLaff: 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2020
techmo:
comprehension is your problem
I said and I repeat: My "Village People" are Africans all through human evolution Homo species.
I didn't say My my origin has anything to do with Neanderthal
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
O gbele ooo, lmao
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Nathanyel Speaks On The Modern Church, Slavery & Babylon The Great by MuttleyLaff: 6:06pm On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
Leave that thing jor... dint you say all Israelites have been terminated, nonexistent and that salvation was already consummated by Cyprus, creating the Judaism of your white Jewish state? But somehow, for some weird reason, you keep bringing up white Jewish pictures here and there. Is it a disease... a whitie-slaving disease?
Please stop all that your mischievousness because I have never paraded white skinned people group as Semites (i.e. descendants of Shem)

I have bundled you with the Ashkenazi Jews thieves for committing identity theft and said they are even worse than you coveting and parading to be an Israelite because they stole and grabbed land on top of assuming to be Israelites, and ever since have being terrorising and oppressing the Palestines in their own land.

By the stripes of Yahushua Ha Mashiach, I have been healed of all diseases (i.e. Isaiah 53:4-5)
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff: 5:58pm On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
Lack of Melanin. grin
You're saying YAH created people and kept them in such a hot region without protective gear? cheesy
What's so funny? Is it you saying "Lack of Melanin" because you didnt put on your glasses to read "Fyi, God designed that everyone have the same number of melanocytes, but some people, from melanocytes, make more melanin than others. It's as simple as that bro" ni?

Look up the world map above, with the three equators nah baba. Do you see how far away north east Africa, Asia and the Mediterranean Sea regions are from the three equators (i.e. the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn) Do you understand the science and implication on being on or close to them equators?

Do you expect north east Africa and the Mediterranean Sea regions that aren't on the equators, to be hot regions?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Nathanyel Speaks On The Modern Church, Slavery & Babylon The Great by MuttleyLaff: 5:53pm On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
Yea right, you call me BHI, and you don't want to be called a Christian an idolater when you actually are one.
It isn't just his belief, neither is he seeking it... it was prophesied in the scriptures. I even forgot.... you don't believe in the salvation of Israel
How I am a Christian? How am I an idolater? You must be suffering from amnesia to say I don't believe in the salvation of Israel. If I don't, why then do I keep quoting Luke 21:20-24 to you, huh?
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff: 5:36pm On Jun 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
The Semites, the middle son of Noah, (i.e. Shem) received land from the Nile delta, north of Lebanon up to East of India, with climate that's neither hot or cold but is a blend of both, hence why their skin is in the middle, as in meaning inbetween black and white. It's reddish brown, after the reddish earth Adam and Eve were made up from.
[img]https://s7/images/hue.jpg[/img]
kkins25, it's going to be, swinging between anywhere in the range of those two red arrows
I think it was that weblink you didnt syntactically post well that pissed off the bot

Sorry your post got hidden there
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff: 5:24pm On Jun 13, 2020
kkins25:
i too have often pondered on the race/ species terminologies ascribed to humans or "hue-mans" grin grin as you put it. Scientifically, there is no such thing as the races being of different human species. however considering the minor genetic differences like that coding for melanin makes me almost want to accuse scientist of wrongly describing the variety of homos walking the earth today as a single species. its quite tempting but i dont think it is a productive line of thought, we are already struggling with racial bigotry not to come and add specie bigotry.. abego !!
donnie:
Those who taught you that big English understand and will agree with this post. They only use such language to fool others, especially those they plan to annihilate.
If you leave on and/or near any of the three equators (i.e. the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn) you will need melanin. Fyi, God designed that everyone have the same number of melanocytes, but some people, from melanocytes, make more melanin than others. It's as simple as that bro.

Now baba, coming up with specie bigotry, is trying to rock and shake the table. Earthquake tremors things loading be that. Baba is playing on people's fear, people's ignorance, people's lack of self worth and self esteem et cetera.

Baba's post is full of holes, It has more holes than a swiss cottage cheese
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Nathanyel Speaks On The Modern Church, Slavery & Babylon The Great by MuttleyLaff: 5:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
I don't have to be BHI to listen to him. He makes a lot of sense. He speaks of solidarity freedom and salvation for the children of Israel. Who should I listen to before? TD Kakes and Cfreflo dollar? YAH forbid bad thing.
Baba I never said or insinuate that you shouldn't listen to him or others similar like. What I said was, that, I regularly addressed you a BHI, because if it walks like a duck, talks like a talk and quacks like a duck, it then must be a duck, but you bluntly refused, saying you aren't a BHI, lmao. I don't listen to TD Jakes nor Creflo Dollar, so I wonder why you should bring up them penterascals here, I don't know. Wetin concern fish with raincoat?

Of course, he speaks of solidarity freedom and salvation for the children of Israel, exclusively and who should I listen to before? Of course, listen to a mad hatter seeking world dominion. Not my words, those are his exact words from that video.
What a waste of a one hour. Mtcheeew

I am happy the video host, on closing, stressed that he personally doesnt believe anyone should be hating on another people group. That sums up what should be avoided
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Nathanyel Speaks On The Modern Church, Slavery & Babylon The Great by MuttleyLaff:
donnie:
h t tps://youtu.be/451qYuvdSGQ
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
Nothing other than glib talk by Bishop Nathanyel Ben Israel
His group has been branded “black separatists” by the Southern Poverty Law Center and included on the 2017 “hate map” of groups across the United States. Baba, I've always called you a Black Hebrew Israelite (i.e. BHI), but you disputed it, now why you post a BHI video here, hmm?

The guy is just lying through his teeth and unneccesarily raising his voice to disguise the lies, behaving as if we too don't have copies of same bible he is quoting from, lmao.
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff:
donnie:
MELANIN
A Human Has A “Hue” (Melanin), Without It You’d Be A ‘Kind Of Man’, Mankind


There are two types of people in the world, humans and mankind. One can maintain a healthy homeostasis on planet earth naturally, while the other cannot survive in Earth’s atmosphere without extreme accommodations.

There is a difference between ‘hue-mans’ and mankind. Mankind is more like a Neanderthal than a ‘hue-man’. Humans have existed on planet earth for millions of years, while mankind has yet to reach 10,000 years of existence.

The common misconception is that all people on planet earth are the same, that all of us are humans. We are all NOT of the same biological circumstance. There are obviously some commonalities between the two types, but that doesn’t make us the same species. That’s like saying every creature in the ocean has the same biological circumstance because they all live under water. This is important because the two different species of man (the original man and mankind) have totally different prerequisites for existing and thriving on planet earth. Our biological circumstance has different needs and unless those needs are catered to we’d all be maintaining a lifestyle conducive to a different species, ‘hue-mans’ and mankind alike.

The point of this is not to focus on how one is better than the other, time and nature will do that all by itself. What I’m trying to shed light on is the reality of the melanated masses whom all have common African origins are not the same species of man as the descendants of the caucasus mountain cave dwellers who now classify themselves as “white”.

Without sufficient levels of melanin, or carbon within your body the natural atmosphere of the planet would become non-cooperative with your survival. The sun alone would shrivel you up without a healthy layer of the cosmic sunscreen, melanin. So basically, the real ‘hue-mans’ on planet earth are melanated.

Mankind, is like a human, but minus the ‘hue’. They are almost completely void of melanin in all of its forms, externally and internally. This makes existing on planet earth a struggle without extreme accommodations – such us an entire civilization built along the premise of blocking out the sun.

If you notice, our current society which is based around eurocentic standards creates homes and buildings that look like caves, this is no accident. Windows are often few or tinted to ensure minimum sunlight reaches the inside. Mankind has the prototype of a human, but with Neanderthal DNA.

Vardzia – Caves in the Caucasus Mountains
The descendants of the Caucasus mountains (land of caves) are not technically “hue-mans” in the truest sense of the word, but rather a kind of man, ‘mankind’.
MuttleyLaff:
[img]https://s6/images/Noahsworld_map.jpg[/img]

... Fyi, about Caucasians donnie, they are the sons of Tubal and of course are descendants of Japheth, as seen in Genesis 10:2 above, lmao. Now, Caucasians, are actually from the area in the map above with the purple circle and purple arrow pointing to Caucasus. This is where these Japhites descendants spread out from. Time won't allow me to go into details about the Caucasians, but just take all white skinned are descendants of Japheth, Noah's youngest son, lmao.
donnie:
The regions of Russia and Turkey where ESAU built great kingdoms/ empires. The region where your beloved Khazars (white Jews) originated.
Baba, please act your age, which one is "your beloved Khazars (white Jews) originated" again, erhn? Every human being regardless of colour, regardless of where they are from regardless of sex are beloved to me nah.

Baba, you obviously can see from my above mention there that, I know where Caucasus Mountains are, but I was trying to see how you want to make the connect that the first man who was made in the Mediterranean Sea region, couldn't be in a reddish brown/yellow/olive skinned complexion (i.e. not black, not white but be right bang, in the middle of black and white).

White-skinned people (i.e. descendants of Japheth) are closely associated with the Caucasus Mountains region. Black-skinned people (i.e. descendants of Ham) are closely associated with Sub-Sahara Africa region. Reddish brown/yellow/olive skinned complexion people (i.e. descendants of Shem, so are Semites or Semitic) are closely associated with the North Africa, Asia and Mediterranean Sea region

As for the Neanderthals, my brother, that is a stinking can of worms you don't want to open, so please just let sleeping dogs lie. Leave Neanderthals out of all this. Biko.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11693682_equator_pngd9b0890fdf7ad3415fba32f412e80968

I am sure the red equator lines, though a bit thin, are clearly visible & the readership know the implication of those red lines as regards to the skin of people living on it or close to it.

The tropics include the Equator, Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn and because the tropics get more exposure to the sun, any persons/people living near/on tropics automatically are black skinned. There are no North African or Mediterranean region countries on any tropic so unlike tropical countries don't naturally have black skinned people, that's a fact, so with that nugget in mind the Israelites were olive skinned, or varying shades of reddish brown, just as scripture say king David et al were (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown)

Now, I think it will be hilarious, should any believe that Adam, who was created in Iraq, outside Africa, will be a black man. (i.e. a black skinned) IMHO, it will only be a dimwit, who would come out to say the Israelites, who are in the Mediterranean Sea region were and/or would be black skinned.

The first man, Adam and the Israelites are further away from the equator, as seen in the above world map picture, hence i[b]t'll be illogical to assert they are black-skinned or they are white-skinned. Iraq and Mediterranean sea region, are not in Africa[/b], so the people group in that region were different shades of reddish brown, as in reddish brown in range of light to dark (i.e. on a spectrum of light reddish brown to dark reddish brown)

donnie:
This is not really about race though, it’s about genetics. Race is made up, however genetics are very real and makes a difference in how this physical shell we are renting from the earth can interact with the cosmos and environment.
It sure is about genetics and not about race, lmao. It is obvious, its has to do with inherited traits, and thats why we had the first flood, and then later we had the confusion of languages, lmao

donnie:
The rhetoric about “being all the same” is only true for melanated minds (for the most part).
[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img]
It's what a black supremacist would say

donnie:
The melanin deficient descendants of cave dwellers do not have the same genetic make-up as the melanated masses, they are two different species with a very different biological circumstance. This is not “hate speech” it’s actual factuals.
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
Smh, so you're implying what?
Okay, mister d, I'll give you the benefit of doubt, its not "hate speech", but what specifically are the "actual factuals" hmm?

donnie:
Perhaps the world is in the terrible shape its in now because people who do not have the genetic capacity to exist in a way that is aligned with righteous universal laws are making decisions that impact all life as we know it.

Perhaps it’s time for the real ‘hue-mans’ to stand up and civilize the uncivilized once again, and restore a balance to the planet and ultimately the universe
Smh, you really are pushing in, twisting, wriggling and turning the stuck in dagger, abi?
Christianity Etc › Re: Growing In The Prophetic As A Normal Christian by MuttleyLaff: 11:28am On Jun 13, 2020
Hiswordxray:
You are almost correct, but the appropriate word for a true Christian fellowship is ecclesia not church. Church literally means something that is of the lord (god), and that includes a building dedicated to a god for worship, like a temple. It is a pagan practice. But ecclesia has nothing to do with buildings, it is a fellowship (a meeting) of a community for the sake of making governmental decisions. In essence, Ecclesia is a government.

"Now I say to you that you are Peter (which means ‘rock’), and upon this rock I will build my church [Ecclesia], and all the gates of hell will not conquer it. And I will give you the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven. Whatever you forbid on earth will be forbidden in heaven, and whatever you permit on earth will be permitted in heaven." (Matt 16:18-19).

You see the bold, the work of the ecclesia is to make governmental decisions. But for some reason, during the translation of the King James Bible they decided to replay the word English" "ecclesia" with another English word which means a complete different thing—the word "church".

I wrote about how this change came to be in this post;
https://www.nairaland.com/5546708/church-ecclesia-which-true
https://www.nairaland.com/4263508/church-vs-congregation-congregation-yahshua#63812199

I too lmao wrote about how this change came to be in the above post link:
Celebrities › Re: FG Congratulates Mo Abudu On Netflix Deal by MuttleyLaff: 10:51am On Jun 13, 2020
Tap0lane:
You do not understand what you have been nurtured with from the womb till you an adult able to come on NL ?! If you don't you never will no matter what explanation I render.
Explain what your "Many soul of lost Jewish origin will perish enmass overnight tonight" statement means and please don't give deliberately oblique replies angry angry angry
Celebrities › Re: FG Congratulates Mo Abudu On Netflix Deal by MuttleyLaff: 10:20am On Jun 13, 2020
Tap0lane:
Many soul of lost Jewish origin will perish enmass overnight tonight.
I don't understand, what is this statement about please? Thanks.
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff:
TheSourcerer:
You are right from the beginning till you mentioned yaweh to help punsih evil.
You are correct on the rest though, great great job!
Aside OP's embellishments, misinformation, dodgy ethnology, dodgy physical anthropology and misleading geographical origin of Adam, the first man, the last part about Yahweh's judgment to eradicate evil for good is 1000% correct

TheSourcerer:
Fascinating how the posters above me think it's a joke.
It is fascinating how you are encouraging OP to go beyond the biblical 6000 years creation of Adam and give him confidence to go on talking of "... Mankind is more like a Neanderthal than a ‘hue-man’. Humans have existed on planet earth for millions of years, while mankind has yet to reach 10,000 years of existence ..." thats going to open him up to unpalatable things, lmao.

The above posters don't think its a joke. The joke is OP and how OP had turned into a joke, something that is easily verifiable..

OP, is straying into territories, OP will find its unsavoury. OP is shaking the table, and the effect will unbalance, lmao. The Bible deliberately put the lid on certain things about the evolution and ethnology of man, lmao
Celebrities › Re: We Killed This Big Snake This Morning In Our Compound,what's The Name?(photos) by MuttleyLaff: 9:51am On Jun 13, 2020
Larryyoung16r:
This big Snake was killed today in my Compound. There was heavy rain last night, so it was hiding under a coconut tree inside our compound this morning, Thank God for our lives because it did not bite any of us

SEE THE PEPPERSOUP CLICK THE LINK⬇⬇
I find looking at it revolting angry angry angry
I don't like and can't stand snakes
Where is this?
What village/town/city and what neighbourhood area please?
Health › Re: Rashes All Over My Nephew by MuttleyLaff: 9:15am On Jun 13, 2020
Dre555, we are almost there, but I need more help from you.

You said the young girl had visited at least three hospitals, yeah?
If so, then please type here what exactly are all the medications she was given to use.
I need this information as a matter of urgency and also need to have the history of what medications she is currently using, has been using or hasn't yet been used.
Please don't make light of my request(s) anytime I ask you for more information and don't feel like I am probing you.
Let's both hands together, to put the devil to shame, concerning this young innocent pretty sweet soul girl angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by MuttleyLaff:
Acehart:
Ooh la la! I did enter it in the wrong window. People here in NL can be touchy; saying such a thing on his thread will turn out bloody; I didn’t want to spend Saturday on my phone undecided I hope you understand.
I do understand, but I still think you ..., lmao

Acehart:
We all called Sylvester Stallone by his nom de guerre, Rambo, when we were children until we knew later on that that wasn’t his name. Well, Acehart (from the private eye canine in the cartoon, dog city) is made up from letters in my real name; I’d say it doesn’t sound cool for a nom de guerre, but a few people know its me. If I were to have a nom de guerre, I guess I’d have to search for one.
Everyone knew Rambo is an actor nah and that Rambo wasn't the actor's real name, lmao. Its Moses Olaiya Adejumo RIP, the veteran comedian, everyone knew his real name isn't Baba Sala

Acehart:
I hated Wacky Races;
I love to date Wacky Races and mot other cartoons, bar a few like, Beavis and Butt-Head. I found "Beavis and Butt-Head" for me, annoyingly irritating to watch, lmao

Acehart:
why did you name your moniker after that crazy dog, Muttley?
Muttley, Dick dastardly's sidekick is best known for its mischievous wheezing laughs. MuttleyLaff is fusion of two words "Muttley" and "Laff" (i.e. Laugh) coming from laughing wheezingly when reading posts that reminds me of Muttley's laughs, the cartoon fictional dog created in by Hanna-Barbera Productions. I used to be asthmatic, and when I laugh too much, it ends up sounding like Muttley laughing, so it was appropriate to fuse "Muttley" with "Laff" to get the 'MuttleyLaff" moniker, as that's how the laugh sounded (i.e. the wheezing sound laugh) when I read some ludicrous and/or unbelievable funny posts here on Nairaland.

I didnt name the ''MuttleyLaff" moniker, after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog, but I named it after the Muttley cartoon fictional dog's wheezing laugh. That's the difference, lmao

Acehart, I grew up on watching cartoons, to date still love cartoons, will die loving and watching cartoons, Wacky Races et al, lmao. I always used to watch with my kids when they were growing and we'll literally would be rolling on the floor laughing off, to my missus shaking her head and feeling sorry for us, lmao
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by MuttleyLaff: 7:48am On Jun 13, 2020
Acehart:
Meaning?
Meaning you entered your response on the wrong window. Is Acehart a nom de guerre for you, instead of Gòmbs?
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff: 7:43am On Jun 13, 2020
donnie:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11719654_georgia11copy_jpeg21837a3a61df88a67a6542cff1beb37d

... the caves of Caccusus mountains where 'mankind" originated.
[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img]
Baba, ẹjọ, please, The Caucasus Mountains, which region in the world is it?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by MuttleyLaff: 7:05am On Jun 13, 2020
Acehart:
My idea of church is your idea of church; When you see that I ask people what church they attend, it’s because I am asking myself questions about where they get their ideas from - is it an inspiration from someone they are listening to or something along those lines?

He says he leads people into the prophetic; and he screenshots one of his followers saying that after a few seconds of praying, he felt a strange sensation in his body... The chap was for happy for him, the praying one, with regards to getting into the prophetic. Hope you get my drift?
Are you Gòmbs?
Christianity Etc › Re: Growing In The Prophetic As A Normal Christian by MuttleyLaff: 2:24am On Jun 13, 2020
Hiswordxray:
I meet with the body of Christ in Lagos. It has no name, no denomination, no G.O
Just brothers and sisters who have pledge their allegiance to Christ and Christ alone
.
Acehart:
So you are Lone Ranger, No fellowship except with yourself? We see that you are leading people into the “prophetic“ - this means you have a church and you are the pastor.
Hiswordxray:
I don't understand why Christians brain have been condition to think church. It is difficult to imagine anything outside of church. Well, breaking news, there are a lot of things existing outside church. They are independent teaching ministries, there are equipping centers, there are established schools of the spirit, there are prophetic schools, there are ecclesia system, in fact there are many, and in the future there will be many more. So come out of your cave, there is a whole new world out there.
Acehart:
Please see the question mark.
Hiswordxray:
Well, the question makes no sense. Because I had just said I fellowship with the body of Christ in Lagos. I even said this gathering it is made up of believers who pledge their allegiance to Christ.
Acehart:
Okay
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Christianity Etc › Re: Should Pastors Who Commit Adultery Be Permanently Banned From Pastoring? by MuttleyLaff:
Image123:
Why sharing Asleep pictures up and down different threads?
Lemme go and find that Etisalat and Mtn picture jare.
Notice the beauty, they are happy, they call not out of fear for Hellfire but because they love our dear network
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I am driving ooo, abeggy, lmao
One word: Propaganda
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by MuttleyLaff: 2:00am On Jun 13, 2020
nnenneigbo:
Your bible is not the truth, we know that for sure.
The Bible is not anyones's private/personal item. It is a collection of books for the good benefit of everybody. Nobody has exclusive rights to the Bible. It, fyi, is an instructional book (i.e. 2 Timothy 3:16)

1/ Give me an inexhaustible list of why the bible is not the truth
2/ What then, is the alternative to the bible?

nnenneigbo:
There’s the bible truth, and there’s THE TRUTH, they’re not the same thing.
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"You are a king, then!" said Pilate.
Jesus answered, "You say that I am a King.
In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth.
Everyone on the side of truth listens to Me.
"
- John 18:37

1/ What according to your vast knowledge and best understanding is THE TRUTH please?
2/ What makes the bible truth, different from THE TRUTH, if you claim that, they’re not the same thing?

nnenneigbo:
About your indoctrination, you know exactly what tgat is lmao.
I have no indoctrination. You brought up "that’s why you’re refusing to understand you’re just merely indoctrinated" so I am asking you where you got indoctrination from and what indoctrination is this? Or is it you just making wild accusations and so why you find it lmao funny, hmm?
Health › Re: Rashes All Over My Nephew by MuttleyLaff: 12:04am On Jun 13, 2020
Dre555:
2 pics
Thanks my friend. These are better. Will get back to you asap.

PS: 1/ How does his family get their water?
2/ Is it from a well, from borehole, water tanker commercially bought or from treated and filtered pipe borne water supplied by the government?
Christianity Etc › Re: Blocking Out The Sun: Real Humans Vs. Mankind by MuttleyLaff: 4:49pm On Jun 12, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Rome, Bantus And The Demon- White Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2020
donnie:
donnie this, donnie that...
Can't you stay a day without mentioning donnie?
It's because I love you bro. No homo baba, lmao.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Has Jesus Christ Always Been Made To Look Like A White Man? by MuttleyLaff:
[quote author=Page 131-132 "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard].... The Jews have assimilated in physical characters to the nations among whom they have long resided, though still to be recognised by some minute peculiarities of physiognomy. In the northern countries of Europe they are fair, or xanthous blue eyes and flaxen hair are seen in English Jews; and in some parts of Germany the red beards of the Jews are very conspicuous.

The Jews of Portugal are very dark. Jews, as it is well known, have been spread from early times through many countries in the eastern parts of Asia, in China, Tartary, and the northern parts of India. There are many of them in towns of Cochin and the interior of Malabar. They hold communication with each other in their eastern colonies, which appear to be of one stock or migration but at what era they reached these countries it is unknown. Their residence in Cochin appears to have been from ancient times and they are now black, and so completely like the native inhabitants in their complexion that Dr. Claudius Buchanan says he could not always distinguish them from the Hindus. He has surmised that the blackness of the Jews spread through different parts of India is attributable to intermarriages with Hindus[/quote][quote author=Page 49 "Sources of History in the Pentateuch" by Samuel C. Bartlett]... we find the three fundamental types of humanity, the black man, the yellow man and the white man.[/quote]eplanning, the two above quotes are from the two books you plastered up there but without so much of reading them, lmao.

I am happy pleased and prepared to discuss whatever points you think you are trying to make with those two above attached screenshots you grabbed from a first book titled "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard and then second book "Sources of History in the Pentateuch" by Samuel C. Bartlett, D.D., LL.D.

Now, fyi, those "Even the Sephardic (from Spain and Portugal)" are xanthous, (i.e. the yellow man) and never known to be black/very dark. Please don't arguing blindly calling them white, lmao and I did not use pictures of white people to represent them. The people in those pictures are not white people, but are people having yellowish, auburn, reddish brown skin or skin marked by coloration that isn't white or black. They are marked by yellow/olive hues
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Has Jesus Christ Always Been Made To Look Like A White Man? by MuttleyLaff: 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2020
[quote author=Page 131-132
"The Natural History of Man[/I]" by James Cowles Prichard]

.... The Jews have assimilated in physical characters to the nations among whom they have long resided, though still to be recognised by some minute peculiarities of physiognomy. In the northern countries of Europe they are fair, or xanthous blue eyes and flaxen hair are seen in English Jews; and in some parts of Germany the red beards of the Jews are very conspicuous.

The Jews of Portugal are very dark. Jews, as it is well known, have been spread from early times through many countries in the eastern parts of Asia, in China, Tartary, and the northern parts of India. There are many of them in towns of Cochin and the interior of Malabar. They hold communication with each other in their eastern colonies, which appear to be of one stock or migration but at what era they reached these countries it is unknown. Their residence in Cochin appears to have been from ancient times and they are now black, and so completely like the native inhabitants in their complexion that Dr. Claudius Buchanan says he could not always distinguish them from the Hindus. He has surmised that the blackness of the Jews spread through different parts of India is attributable to intermarriages with Hindus[/quote][quote author=page 49 "[i]Sources of History
" by Samuel C. Bartlett]... we find the three fundamental types of humanity, the black man, the yellow man and the white man.[/quote]
eplanning:
Yea right, the blacks are mongelized exiles, no mention of the word Jews if Israelites.

But then, you happily call the white-skinned Ashkenazi Jews. You are not well, and the problem runs deep.

Even the Sephardic (from Spain and Portugal) that were known to be black/very dark, you are using pictures of white people to represent them.
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mister confused dot com

You keep trawling the internet without digesting whatever you come up with. Smh

I am happy pleased and prepared to discuss whatever points you think you are trying to make with those two above attached screenshots you grabbed from a first book titled "The Natural History of Man" by James Cowles Prichard and then second book Sources of History" by Samuel C. Bartlett, D.D., LL.D..

Now, fyi, those "Even the Sephardic (from Spain and Portugal)" are xanthous, and never known to be black/very dark. I did not use pictures of white people to represent them. The people in those pictures are not white people, but are people having yellowish, auburn, reddish brown skin. or skin marked by coloration that isn't white or black but by yellow/olive hues

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