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Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Corp Member Who Decided To Drive Okada by MyExpression(m): 10:53pm On Sep 30, 2024
He's not asking for help na.
He said his family have sponsored him to go for his Master's degree.
They are prolly well to do.

What the man needs is education on wealth building.
You can't grow fast driving the bike yourself. He should let his asset generate wealth for him.
How many bikes can he drive at a time?
How many passengers per time?
How bout the health hazard?
That breeze no be here o...talking from experience.

Put it on lease agreement with a corporate Logistics firm- like HomeDel Logistics.
They'll be liable for the maintenance and safety of the bike.
You just receive your alert weekly/monthly...within 10months to one year, you've gotten back your 1million naira, with your asset still yours.

What's the lifespan of a good new bike...3yrs+
PhonesRe: 9mobile Has Overtaken Glo As The Worst Network In Nigeria by MyExpression(m): 10:40pm On Sep 30, 2024
Lolzzz
Do people still use 9mobile?
Former Etisalat?

Never heard their name or seen their number in years!
RomanceRe: Victor Osimhen Scores 2 Goals In 8 Minutes For Galatasaray by MyExpression(m): 11:22pm On Sep 29, 2024
Finally!
PoliticsRe: Career Journey: How My Motorcycle Business Is Going. by MyExpression(m): 12:07am On Sep 29, 2024
Good you're getting the principle.
Do anything legit to make money for your own survival and satisfaction.

Be willing to drop your degree and start afresh in any other sector that's working from your perspective.

Let us put the Graduate touch to your Okada business.

Partner with us at HomeDel Logistics. We have verified dispatch riders on our waiting list nationwide. Let your asset make money for you even while you sleep.

Shoot me a DM or WA: /c/2348108076661
EducationRe: The Sahara Desert Is Turning Green! by MyExpression(m): 12:42pm On Sep 27, 2024
What can we do na?
We can't stop the sun from shining, nor the rainfall.

Hundreds of years ago, even before industrialisation started in Africa, the desert has been dried up.

If the rains are coming again, that means, it's not our greenhouse emissions that caused it...it's just a climate cycle.
PoliticsRe: Sexual Harassment: Publish Investigation Outcome, Ex-female Soldier Tells Army by MyExpression(m): 3:29pm On Sep 25, 2024
@Op
There's a video of it na...post it.
CelebritiesRe: Blaakstarsbeat the current Guinness Record holder For Longest Recording Marathon by MyExpression(m): 9:41am On Sep 25, 2024
Vector the viper comes to mind.

And that sound isn't on Spotify.

#RythmFreestyleFury - Vector
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Remote Assistant Needed For Simple Bookkeeping. by MyExpression(op):
lavylilly:
Lie kill you there!!! I go cast your useless start up oloriburuku omo a ke
Bloody bastards order are over 100 and there's delay I'm salary plus you get to overwork yourself with insults.
Ehen! I knew it.
I know it's possible to be getting up to 100 orders daily.

We'll have to employ more hands in the future...and definitely raise the pay to be befitting.

There's work to do.
Come, let's grow together.

PS.
Delayed salary and insults?
I've been working alone. This is the first time I'm hiring for this role.
We have our partners doing their bits...this is me personally needing an assistant to keep my own records, not the general company's records.
CrimeRe: Army Absolves Colonel Of Harassment Allegations, Cites female Accuser ill Issues by MyExpression(m): 9:49pm On Sep 24, 2024
The burden of proof.

Truth should prevail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Remote Assistant Needed For Simple Bookkeeping. by MyExpression(op): 9:45pm On Sep 24, 2024
For clarity, we are a logistics company working remotely.
We have a team that handles all logistics coordination, payments and fleet management et al.
For reference sake, we need someone to keep records of orders.

We are a start-up, so orders are an average of 10 entries daily, coming through WhatsApp.

We handle everything, the Assistant would be required to write down the orders, so we can have a paperback record for easy recall and analysis...and potential to scale.
When the orders, and the demands of the job increases, we will definitely increase the pay.
Most of us are in the field...just help us write, send reminder and once in a week- cumulative report.
Jobs/VacanciesRemote Assistant Needed For Simple Bookkeeping. by MyExpression(op): 8:10pm On Sep 24, 2024
Hello Nairalanders,

I’m looking for a smart and organized Remote Assistant to handle simple bookkeeping and inventory record-keeping tasks. This role is perfect for any young and active youth, who’s good with numbers and detail-oriented.

Your Responsibilities:
- Keeping track of stock and inventory.
- Updating records regularly.
- Summing up reports from the records kept.
- Recalling information when needed.
📝🗒📓

What You Need:
- Basic communication skills (using WhatsApp).
- Record keeping
- Attention to detail and reliability.

Work Tool: WhatsApp
Pay: ₦15,000/month

If you're interested or know someone who would be a great fit, send me a message...on WhatsApp: /c/2348108076661
Let’s talk!
FoodRe: Her Co-worker Kept Stealing Her Food, So She Did This (video) by MyExpression(m): 3:41pm On Sep 21, 2024
I saw one 2months old video- I had seen on YouTube, trending on twitter yesterday and I was shocked.
Now I'm seeing this post that is 5 years old on quora.

https://www.quora.com/If-a-coworker-is-stealing-your-food-and-you-address-the-problem-by-putting-something-in-it-that-makes-the-thief-sick-can-you-be-prosecuted-for-that-What-if-you-put-your-name-on-it-and-leave-a-Do-not-eat-note

We've all seen the first script...why are recycled shit trending all over againhuh

Is it amnesia or am I over-rating these fellow countrymen?
InvestmentRe: Hardship: Police Foil 59-Year-Old Man's Suicide Attempt On Third Mainland Bridge by MyExpression(m): 9:55am On Sep 21, 2024
Some people have only themselves.
No support system anywhere.

When they can no longer keep going on their own..........they attempt to end it.

Life can be overwhelming...but it is our responsibility to make the best out of life.
Do what you can do, -and what you know you should do.
Give your all...in all you do.

If you perish...atleast, you know you gave it your best shot.

PS.
Don't sleep on opportunities.
People have gone ahead to start and are earning well in those same things you had knowledge of years ago, but didn't do anything bout it.
New people will still start now, and be earning in ±3months time, but you'll still be doubting, be calculating, be planning in your head with slow execution.
Wake up...do what you can, and know to do.
CelebritiesRe: Let's Support Each Other's Youtube Channel by MyExpression(m): 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2024
Op, I no see your thumb o... 🧐😏

You mean say all those unique videos on Home Delivery and Logistics in Nigeria, no one appeal to you at all?
CelebritiesRe: Let's Support Each Other's Youtube Channel by MyExpression(m): 2:10am On Sep 20, 2024
PoliticsRe: Kamala Harris Tweet Thanking Diddy For Financing Her 2020 Campaign Surfaces by MyExpression(m): 1:12am On Sep 20, 2024
So what?!

Diddy sponsored Barrack Obama' campaign also...so what gives?!
EducationRe: 3 Countries That Pay Single People To Get Married by MyExpression(m): 7:24am On Sep 16, 2024

People who bear the name Prince, have a sense of royalty...so I won't be surprised if this LordSugar is your female monika
@op
PoliticsRe: RCCG Collects Almost 1million Naira To Bury Their Pastor On Their Bury Ground- by MyExpression(m): 4:15am On Sep 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Adeboye claimed to have been in communication with this deity of yours for over 40 years but he could not do the magic of healing this man, so why would you have this expectation of a man who has barely 5 years with this same deity? How come Adeboye's faith was not bigger than this man's faith and all Adeboye could offer him was oil that amounted to nothing? undecided

2. What is Adeboye's Christianity about if Adeboye, even after 40 years could not heal this man with his magical anointed oil? undecided

3. So, even though Adeboye has been going for health checks all of the 40 years he has claimed to be in communication with this deity of his, this particular man should not have been privileged to the same? undecided

4. From the conversation, it is all too clear that you are aware that even Adeboye takes good advantage of the medical healthcare system abroad in particular does not teach what he practices— he gives anointed oil to others while he has doctors around him to take care of him when he is sick. So, why cast this man down but not Adeboye the grant fraudster in all of this? undecided

5. Adeboye knows his fraudulent anointing oil does not work yet he offered it to this man. So, why can't he be blamed? undecided


The man can't play the victim card, when he has been victimising others.
He's a part of the system.

Pastoral job comes with personal responsibilities in faith.
They preach that everything is attainable in xtianity, yet they don't live it...and still wouldn't leave it alone.

I don't even understand this system of putting pastors on salary.....is it a job or a calling...abi wetin una dey do like this?!
This isn't what we learnt about early Christianity o.
PhonesRe: If You've Got An Android, You Should Consider These Tricks by MyExpression(m): 3:33am On Sep 16, 2024
Mistral:
4. Inbuilt Artificial Intelligence

Did you know that the recent Android versions comes with an inbuilt AI software from Google called Gemini? It does all the functions of the third party AI apps, generates images and text, run Google assistant commands and interpret all sorts of websites links be it video or text.

To launch Gemini, you need to...

- launch your settings app
- locate Google option and click in
- observe all services listed and select Google App Settings (may vary in other devices)
- click on assistant
- observe your screen and locate Gemini
- set it up to your preference


After doing all these properly, the Gemini App may be included in your launcher or you might access it through your regular google assistant command.
Gotta try this...since its integrated.
I've always wished my ChatGPT would sync and run on the background, so I can call on it like Siri on iPhone
PoliticsRe: RCCG Collects Almost 1million Naira To Bury Their Pastor On Their Bury Ground- by MyExpression(m): 3:20am On Sep 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
This response of yours does not make sense at all. undecided

If the Adeboye who had supposedly been in communication with this deity of yours for over 40 years - according to his own claims-- could not even use his magical anointing oil to heal this man, what magic could this man who claimed he had only been in communication for a period of about 5 years with this same deity have been expected to make happen then?

Adeboye has doctors on his staff and he flies abroad for his healthcare needs. So why in the world would he have turned to offer a snake oil scam to this man in his need of similar medical attention if not to confirm his heartlessness? undecided

2. Poverty and sickness aren't attributes yet every Naira and penny Adeboye has ever spent in the last 40 something years of his life can be traced back to the pockets of his gullible sheeples and not from producing any tangible product or any meaningful investment. This man however invested his sweat and blood into Adeboye and got nothing for it all. His curse of was from pitching his tent with Adeboye, the so-called man of god who only renders cursed those who ,like this certified mugu,l, trust in him. undecided


5yrs isn't a problem.
If you can even hear God for one day, that's enough.
But if he preached for 5 whole years, was it in deceit or ignorance?

Was he hearing from God or deceiving the people he preached to?
Doesn't he believe in his own teachings?
His faith could no longer carry him to get miracle money or miraculous healing?

What then was his Christianity about, if they keep preaching faith and healing...and when time comes to prove it, it doesn't work...even you- the Holy preacher?!

Adeboye can go for health check as an old man...but a pastor shouldn't die of sickness- Nigerian xtianity standard.

The pastor is complicit in his own death.
If you teach what you can't practice...then you've been leading your flock in the same ignorance that you're in...and inadvertently defrauding them through deceit.
You probably know it doesn't work...but you preach and gather offering; you teach supernatural as a way out/ plan B.

Don't blame Adeboye, if you who's a pastor- doing healing and collecting offering, can't help yourself from the same process.

God dey o...but this religion thing is complex.
I don tire.
PoliticsRe: RCCG Collects Almost 1million Naira To Bury Their Pastor On Their Bury Ground- by MyExpression(m): 1:17am On Sep 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Stop Lying to him! His brother wasted his talent working for a business enterprise that paid him nothing for all his work and time, and when he needed help, all he got was a snake oil scam executed against him by the same man whom he had served for all that while. This couldn't happen to anyone but to a certified mugu. undecided
He pastored for 5 whole years!
Was he in communication with the Christian God within that period, or he was just teaching the script...without substance.

Poverty and sickness, isn't an attribute of a true man of God...acording to Nigerian standard of Christianity.

So don't blame RCCG.
He is/was a pastor. He should take responsibility for his spiritual walk of faith.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African Deputy President Paul Mashatile Collapses During A Speech (Video) by MyExpression(m): 12:50am On Sep 16, 2024
Running a Bottled water company in South Africa would make much sense this season....if their business policies are favourable.
SportsRe: Rwanda Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier Tuesday 10th September by MyExpression(m): 2:26pm On Sep 10, 2024
Nawa o.

No body don drop link ni?
PoliticsRe: The Ogun E-Bike Initiative (Video) by MyExpression(m): 3:02pm On Sep 09, 2024
How do we and can we partake in it?
SportsRe: Ugandan Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei Dies After Being Set On Fire By Boyfriend by MyExpression(m): 10:45pm On Sep 05, 2024
What on earth could have led to such violence from a boyfriend?!

ORDINARY Boyfriend o!

You burnt a national treasure, a hero, a light to the younger athletes...why?!

Sometimes, you wonder how people of prestige end up with scallywags.

Well, na who first show woman love she dey fall for.
Love is craaazy!
CareerRe: Why 26-year-old Photographer Was Arrested And Jailed For 10 Months - Ex Boss by MyExpression(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2024
SmartyPants:
Why would you sack someone just because they appear incapable of managing their finances?
You do have a valid point... the economy no balance.
CareerRe: Why 26-year-old Photographer Was Arrested And Jailed For 10 Months - Ex Boss by MyExpression(m):
If you thought he stole the lens, and person of dubious character, why go ahead to employ him?
And seeing the IOU inconsistencies, you didn't bar him or sack him.
Your story is not clear jare.

What's 20-50k compared to 10 months detention.
CelebritiesRe: Abdul Hakim Awal Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Time To Hug A Tree by MyExpression(m): 8:51am On Sep 05, 2024
Hugging a tree?

What an achievement for a whole country.

Well, 9ja no dey carry last...we go soon beat them for record in pettiness.

PS:
He BROKE the record set by another mumu.
Well, mumu is in high supply in this world.
BusinessRe: Lady Goes Viral For Her Views About Billionaires & Other Societal Issues (video) by MyExpression(m): 2:10pm On Aug 31, 2024
Krismas:
grin give me a name?
I hope u won’t say Wigwe.
Dey play
Maduka Cosmos of Coscharis comes to mind
BusinessRe: Lady Goes Viral For Her Views About Billionaires & Other Societal Issues (video) by MyExpression(m): 2:10pm On Aug 31, 2024
olab059:
Okay, name one billionaire (in dollars) that has a genuine rags to riches story?
Maduka Cosmos of Coscharis comes to mind

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