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Romance › Re: No Bra Day: Chidera Eggerue Goes Braless (Photos) by Myself2(m): 9:20pm On Oct 13, 2019
But why would a girls boobs sag at just 24 ?
Travel › Re: Man Swims From His House To Friends Place In Jakande Estate, Lekki (Video) by Myself2(m): 8:07pm On Oct 12, 2019
AntiBrutus:
After swimming in dirty water containing all sorts, he will start looking for who to give him blow-job. Useless Island boy.
grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Aye Cultists Attack Zlatan Ibile At Donrecky Hall, New Jersey, US by Myself2(m): 7:51pm On Oct 12, 2019
AmazingELixir:
grin grin

Good

The headline should have read cultist clash with celebrity cultist
At last, someone knows the answer
Sports › Re: Berbatov: Even Messi And Ronaldo Would Struggle At Man Utd by Myself2(m): 7:30pm On Oct 12, 2019
tesppidd:
You just regressed from du.mb to du.gb

Congratulations once again.
Yakety yak, staccato gibberish.
Obviously, you're still inebriated, when you're sober, you can apply to be schooled
Sports › Re: Berbatov: Even Messi And Ronaldo Would Struggle At Man Utd by Myself2(m): 12:22pm On Oct 12, 2019
tesppidd:
shocked

You made a dumb comment to rile "dumb" Messi fanshuh

Well Congratulations Mr dumb dugb,

You just singlehandedly took "du" from megabytes to gigabytes.
If you term that comment dumb, it only shows you're dumbzilla in dumbness.Suck or choke on it, I really dont care
Celebrities › Re: 2Face And Faze Reunite, Perform Live On Stage In Abuja (Photo) by Myself2(m): 12:17pm On Oct 12, 2019
internationalman:
His number is out of reach..

I heard from an inner source he said he was booked for the show first before 2baba came in and swoop it away from him
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Blackface is a loser
Education › Re: Busayo And Lecturer Abdul Whatsapp Conversation Leaked By @Iambusayotemit2 by Myself2(m): 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2019
carzola:
This whatsap chat shows nothing. .
Just a rude stewpid girl. .
Exactly
Sports › Re: Berbatov: Even Messi And Ronaldo Would Struggle At Man Utd by Myself2(m): 12:08pm On Oct 12, 2019
tesppidd:
Bolded should be the dumbest comment of 2019.

Have you checked Man U's profile before Ronaldo joined them?
I actually wrote it there specifically to rile dumb Messi fans, well you just proved to be the dumbest of them all. Clap for your arse
Car Talk › Re: New Innosson Security Vehicles (photos) by Myself2(m): 11:57am On Oct 11, 2019
Aphrygian:
it's you that have inferiority complex, why can't let them showcase what they want to showcase.
You dey mind the smelling he goat ?
Food › Re: What Happened To La Casera? by Myself2(m): 11:41am On Oct 11, 2019
Mmmm, la casera, life saver for young Lagos men and women in the 9 to 5 grind back in the early 2000s
Travel › Re: Hyacinth Takes Over Ikorodu Ferry Terminal In Lagos, Many Trapped (Photos) by Myself2(m): 11:19am On Oct 11, 2019
Its not Hyacinth dammit, it's called Water Hyacinth, Hyacinth na person name like Tubaba No leyley
Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Threatens To Arrest Ambode, Four Ex-commissioners by Myself2(m): 11:17am On Oct 11, 2019
phransix2:
It is Tinubu and Sanwo Olu they should arrest.
Can't imagine Lagos voted out Ambode for this current government. That even after 100 days no signs of hope.
GBAM
Politics › Re: "The Second Wife Story Is True" - Reno Omokri Says by Myself2(m): 11:12am On Oct 11, 2019
Juicyjuice:
Wonderful! So Aisha has being relieved of her duties in za oza room.
It's "been"
Politics › Re: Lagos Assembly Threatens To Arrest Ambode, Four Ex-commissioners by Myself2(m): 11:02am On Oct 11, 2019
Bunch of jobless idiots
Family › Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by Myself2(m): 10:59am On Oct 11, 2019
2blockus:
Hello friends although this may sound strange to some person but it's the truth.

I started masturbating when I was 15 and I did it until I grew up and I feel is better than having girls that will take all my time and money.

fast forward I got a job and I pray to God to help stop this practice, another thought came to me that I should marry @ 27 so I can stop this act which I did and got married to a lovely wife.

At the first month I feel it will work not until one day my wife refuse me sex that made me to get angry I just pray to get to the office on time so I can help my self.

this was how it started and now I can't remember the last I had sex with her. infact it took us 10 month before she could conceive and people thought she had problem but I know the cause.

please I need a matured advice as she have caught me severally doing it in the restroom and I was just ashamed of myself.

note i still watch porn but not much shaaa.
Super story
I don't believe your story
Properties › Re: Three-Storey Building Collapses In Lagos, 3 People Injured by Myself2(m): 10:57am On Oct 11, 2019
Georgekyrian:
Inside life Issa Puta
Puta shocked shocked shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Oil Tanker Explodes In Feared 'Terrorist Attack' by Myself2(m): 10:51am On Oct 11, 2019
Akinsoladwayne:
Second to comment grin
I dedicate this "second to comment" to all my haters,wait till I make the "first to comment" soon kiss sad
Empty brain
So this is all you had to write.And you are here flattering yourself that you have haters, you can't afford haters, you're too empty
Sports › Re: Berbatov: Even Messi And Ronaldo Would Struggle At Man Utd by Myself2(m): 10:50am On Oct 11, 2019
kendrick93:
Especially Ronaldo who relies on service
For wia. Ronaldo has acted his Man U part and he single-handedly made Man U shine, Messi can NEVER shine in any other club in the world apart from Barcelona, thats why he is so scared of trying another club.
CR7 The Greatest Footballer of All Time
If e pain you, please look for the nearest transformer and hug it tightly
Politics › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Apprehends Traffic Defaulters (Photos) by Myself2(m): 10:45am On Oct 11, 2019
Kabongo1:
Repair road and he is working as a lastma official
This will be the most useless governor of Lagos state, he first used his first 100 days in office to officially deny most of his campaign promises, now he and his deputy are in a competition to know who has arrested more traffic offenders.That his deputy's case is another matter entirely, that one is a chronic attention-seeker. Other state deputy governors go dey one corner jeje dey mind the assignment wey both the constitution and their governor give dem, but this Hamzat of a guy is always seeking to grab the media headlines. What a pathetic fellow. Quote me make thunder fire your father
Politics › Re: I Became A Billionaire At 25 – Governor Umahi by Myself2(m): 10:37am On Oct 11, 2019
Thunder faya you dia,,,,make una no mind am o, he is just giving advance excuse for the billions he is already looting
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi Cries As He Recounts How A Sick Baby Died In His Mom's Arms Over $5 by Myself2(m): 10:34am On Oct 11, 2019
Crocodile tears
Politics › Re: CNN Adverts: FG Must Punish Dangote, Zenithbank, Globacom - Bode George by Myself2(m): 7:36am On Oct 11, 2019
Juicyjuice:
I agree with Bode George on this.
How
Education › Re: Emmanuel Acheampong: Nigerian Student Offered Me Sex For Grade - Ghana Lecturer by Myself2(m): 7:35pm On Oct 10, 2019
khallebb:
Nigerian lecturers are demons without horns.
Is it that you are too lazy to read ? Is this topic about Nigerian lecturers ?
Politics › Re: More Pictures As Buhari Receives Jonathan At The Presidential Villa by Myself2(m): 7:31pm On Oct 10, 2019
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NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari should keep his mobile phones secured, that Useless drunkard fisherman can steal anything on sight....

I spit on him!]
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Hhahahaha
Your hate for the most humane president of Nigeria will consume you.
Funny enough, the more your bitterness, hatred and frustration is eating you up, the more men and women of means, including Buhari , will continue to find ways to do one thing or the other with this blessed man called Jonathan. So better save your contaminated saliva in your mouth, you will need it to digest the guguru and epa you eat for meals three times a day out of acute poverty
Education › Re: Photographer Calls Out Lecturer That Took 200K To Give Him Fake Admission In OAU by Myself2(m): 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2019
7thLemonLOVER:
People will try to ruin your life and still come for forgiveness ....
Only God forgives, I don't.
So what will you do in revenge ?
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Pledges ‘Uncompromised Loyalty’ To Buhari by Myself2(m): 5:11pm On Oct 02, 2019
ShitHead:
Honourable Commissioner, Ministry of Trader Moni.
Kai you're too bad, just when I had forgotten about mere commissioner
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye With Okorocha, Remi Tinubu, Others (Photos) by Myself2(m): 5:09pm On Oct 02, 2019
Dino and Mrs Tinubu together ?
Was it not this same Dino that said he would impregnate the woman ?
Hmmm na wa o
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Pledges ‘Uncompromised Loyalty’ To Buhari by Myself2(m): 5:07pm On Oct 02, 2019
Like he had any other choice.
Well I've never been a fan of his but Ii think he is handling the whole saga well. I wish him victory at last so that Mr Tunde Bakare will be disappointed cos
I know that irrespective of what he pretends to say in the media in "defence" of Osinbajo, that scheming latter rainer cannot wait to see the VP booted out and maybe he called upon to replace him.Though he is on a long thing, cos he will neither be a VP nor the president he keeps deluding himself about
Politics › Re: Faisal Abdulrasheed, Maina’s Son Pulled A Pistol Against DSS - EFCC Agents by Myself2(m): 5:01pm On Oct 02, 2019
9jatriot:
This man was called in 2013 to investigate how money was stolen. The identified the stolen money and then stole it himself. He ran away only for him to become homesick and return in controversial circumstances and joined the civil service.

Since then once you say let us fight corruption, they will tell you, what of Maina, finally he has been arrested. We thank the EFCC and DSS and I hope they fish out his sponsors within the government.

I wonder if blacks are designed to be thieves?
Hold on please, is this story fresh or stale, cos there are so many so-called anti corruption cases that have turned out to be a case of abracadabra, so one never knows what to expect with this govt and their oft mouthed anti corruption crusade
Sports › Re: 7 Atletico Madrid Players Ran Back To Defend Counter Attack In UCL(Photos by Myself2(m): 4:53pm On Oct 02, 2019
Freemanbobble:
Athletico Madrid nor sabi defend again

That year when athletico Madrid be athletico Madrid ehnnn
You nor go score them and them nor go score you
Juanfran
Diego Godin
Felipe luiz
Gimenez
Miranda
If you too sabi play ball
As in say you good well well like Barcelona then you go come manage win them by 2:1
Then to worsen the case maybe them go first score you
Just know say your own don finish
The game go come bloody
All those defenders go collect yellow card tire but still you nor go score them
Na true na only Real Madrid dey beat dem well those years wey CR7 still dey rule La Liga
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Independence Broadcast Insult To Nigerians, Says PDP by Myself2(m): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2019
Chukwurah003:
PDP criminals never have anything constructive to say.
What does this have to do with PDP, obviously with your puerile way of thinking, you are not up to those in category 1 so you belong to the second category I listed, that;s the category of fools that are almost brain dead whose stock in trade is to follow and applaud this clueless government blindly

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