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i've said it b4, jonathan is an i.d.i.ot for not reading btw the lines, imagine voting against iranian nuclear program and at thesame time welcomin their president into nigeria thereby allowing him to score a point! u dont need a rocket scientist (no pun intended) to tell u that i'm-a-diner-jack is goin about lookin for countries that'll be sympathetic to their cause.
i hope we dont regret this uselless visit when us turn up the heat on us!

sometimes, i wonder whether this jonathan really went to school at all, is he an i.d.i.o.t  that he cannot read btw the lines?
the damage this lameduck will do . . .

dog for 9ja airport? u guys are not serious!
the last time i travelled, those custom guyz seized my garri, palm oil, and dried stockfish for quarantine, i had to drop 5k for the garri & d stockfish to be unquarantined, d palmoil was not released, and u people are talkin about dogs, na 404 for pot of soup be dat (some of those customs are from calabar)

GUYS STOP BLAMING GHANA! lets put our house in order, 9ja all over d world are now regarded worse than virus, it'll soon get to a level now that cotonu too will start raising hell against us! lets deal with all these useless politicians that has almost turn d country to a desert and effectively put an end to all these mass exodus.

Thanks guys,
you'll be suprised how many things hitler is reactin to on the internet

bawomolo:
more like copyright infringement. this is the same sss that didn't know ribadu was in the country or the whereabouts of abdul muttalab. they are jokes

hillarious though. don't cry he would still take us to abuja

yeah, its copyright infringement, but i had fun doin it though
youtube could sometimes be a kill joy

FL Gators:
Yea, I dont think this video works on NL.


The video embedding . . .  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-143580.0.html

thanks, you can remove your embed now, it does not contain d link of the actual video, i just pasted the whole page through facebook embed instead!

[flash=650,600]http://www.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fwatch%2F7803539%2F20654592%3Fv%3D7803539&h=09b90nEPpT5EctTmx3yV6xSjiDg[/flash]

@fl gators
how did u do the yahoo embedding, the video is not loadin

youtube don block d video

let me try and upload it somewhere else!

Fellow nairalanders, Adolf Hitler has just waded into d issue of the independence jamboree


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rcgLqdcha4

some credits to:
kobojunkie for changing naira to dollar
otawa for highlighting the beneficial things we can use this money for

oh, yes, sure. 100% Rigging
Jang should be arrested based on dat statement alone. No one, i mean no one can deliver 100% vote in a free & fair election.
I wonder whether our polticians have brains at all?

GEJ is goin to be nigerian worst president - mark my word!

Abegi leave them - dem dey je-lux!

ANY SUICIDE BOMBER IN THE HOUSE?
target acquired! the gap toothed maradona in minna.
GO! LET THE FORCE BE WITH U.

petermania:
Abeg, does anyone know how/where i can get the HTC Droid Incredible??
thanks.

try ebay!

ol boy continue to delude urself,
1. touchscreen: does ur useless bb has multitouch
2.hardware keyboard: ur qwerty hardware keyboard is obsolete
3.office application:not only viewing but creating, editing etc as if u're working on ur desktop
4.thirdparty applications: u cant compare bb base to window mobile, android and dont even mention iphone
5.design &Visual appeal: bb is butte ugly, the icons are unappealing, gui is hopeless

@davenet
your screenshot just confirm the ugliness of bb, my brother, just use any of d htc for a week and i'm sure u'll convert that brick u call blackberry to a paperweight!

I WONDER WHY PEOPLE MENTION NOKIA OR BLACKBERRY ANYTIME YOU MENTION SERIOUS SMARTPHONE!
IN MY OPINION, ANY PHONE THAT IS NOT POWERED BY WINDOWS MOBILE 6.5, ATLEAST ANDROID 2.1 OR 2.2 OR  IOS SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED A SMARTPHONE!
SYMBIAN IS PURE S**T!
ANYWAY I'M A WINDOWS MOBILE MANIAC AND I'M EAGERLY AWAITING WINDOW MOBILE7 COMING OUT BY THE END OF THE YEAR.

Just watched it now, its fantastic, the writers are too much! i was on d edge of my seat throughout, wow
i must confess, i shed a bit of tears at the end.
the film too much!

FORGIVE & FORGET? LET HIM FIRST RETURN ALL THE STOLEN LOOTS, BRING BACK M.K.O FROM THE LAND OF THE DEAD INCLUDIN ALL THOSE THAT DIED IN THE COURSE OF JUNE12, AND UNDO ALL THE CORRUPT TENDENCIES HE INSTITUTIONALIZED IN THE COUNTRY, THEN I MIGHT CONSIDER GIVIN HIM MY VOTE. OLOSHI OLORIBURUKU!
IMAGINE THE TEMERITY, THIS CAN
ONLY HAPPEN IN 9ja!

BEST : STV
FAIR : TVC
WORST : AIT & NTA

You can't blame i'm-a-dinner-jacket for going yellow suddenly despite his retorics, the whole developed world is against him, his own people are against him (forget d propaganda dat u see on presstv),  israel is lookin for an excuse to blow natanz to smitherens (with covert american help, of course) and u should'nt forget dat ofek 9 has just gone into outerspace with a big bull's eye on tehran.
Make una no blame d guy, when pikin get to a place of fear, he must fear!

Iran will not send a ship carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza as it had planned to do on Thursday, according to a report from the official news agency of Iran.
The Islamic Republic News Agency quoted Hossein Sheikholeslam, secretary-general of the International Conference for the Support of the Palestinian Intifada, as saying: "The Iranian ship carrying humanitarian aid will not go to Gaza."
IRNA said that Sheikholeslam told reporters in the northern city of Rasht that the ship had originally been scheduled to depart for Gaza on Thursday, but that its departure was postponed until Sunday because of restrictions imposed by Israel.
He added that officials then decided instead to cancel the trip altogether, shipping to Gaza the goods by other means, IRNA said.
"The Zionist regime has made helping the people of Gaza, who are under siege, a political issue and we do not wish to politicize this kind of humanitarian aid because first and foremost we want the siege of Gaza to be broken," he said, according to the news agency. "The Zionist regime has sent a letter to the U.N. saying that the presence of Iranian and Lebanese ships in the Gaza area will be considered a declaration of war on that regime and it will react to it."
He added: "In order to deprive the Zionist regime of any excuse, the aid collected for the oppressed people of Gaza will be delivered to them by other means without mentioning the name of Iran."
In a posting on the Israel Defense Forces website, the chief of the general staff said Israel has "a natural right to inspect and to prevent the flow of weapons into the Gaza Strip."
"If anyone is bothered by the situation in the Gaza Strip and wants to transfer medical supplies there, they can respect our guidelines and go through to the Ashdod port," Lt. Gen. Gabi Ashkenazi said Tuesday, according to the IDF. "We will inspect them, and if we can we will transfer them in."
Ashkenazi added, "It is important that we maintain this right and we cannot let the Gaza Strip turn into an Iranian port."
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced this month Israel's plans to ease its blockade of Gaza, a step commended by major powers and brushed off by Palestinian leaders.
Palestinian officials said the steps were an improvement but urged that the blockade be completely lifted and the Israeli occupation ended.
Israel's announcement came three weeks after ships in Israel's naval blockade sparred on May 31 with a flotilla of aid ships heading to Gaza. Israel's military stopped the flotilla, killing nine Turkish activists on one of the ships in the incident, which drew international condemnation.
Israel said its troops were attacked with knives, metal poles and other objects on one of the boats; the boat's passengers said they were fired upon without provocation.
cnnmobile.com/primary/_ZogMD2-i4VRmCOjjm

That's good, let us all rise up and take forcefully what is ours, for these people will not go without a fight. I must agree that the church has lull us into this present state of slumber, we'd rather continue to dream about heaven but its time we wake up and send the animals in power a very strong message that we shall no longer remain docile!

God will not do for you what he has given you power to do for yourself!
The problem with us is our inability to take responsibility, we always want others to take responsibility on our behalf
My brother let the change you want to see start from you

The beginning of the end!
Otitan (the end)
Its revolution now or never!

OMG
@ afrocandy
I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES! 
The woman na P.I.M.P o!
ashie :

9ja is really getting there, our own FRITZL, abomination.

On a serious note, some guys are just too shy, they'll rather die than utter their feelins to a girl, i know cos i was once like dat.
solution, try & move slowly, move too fast and the guy will skedaddle!