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A girl tryin to break d timidity of a guy who was so much in love with her but was very shy, said when they were together "tunde, do u know dat d size of a man's arms is thesame as the size of a girl's waist?
Tunde replied "let me get a rope to prove it!

On a serious note, iran is trying to start a war with israel

[size=14pt]Iran raises Gaza threat by vowing to challenge Israel's blockade[/size]

Iran sought to push Israel into a potentially explosive confrontation in the Mediterranean Sea after a charity close to the Islamic regime announced plans to send two aid ships to Gaza.
The Iranian Red Crescent Society said 8,000 volunteers had enlisted for an attempt break Israel's maritime blockade of Gaza.
The latest challenge to Israel's hold over the enclave comes just days after its naval commandos shot dead nine pro-Palestinian activists on a Turkish vessel that attempted to run the blockade last week.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/7809224/Iran-raises-Gaza-threat-by-vowing-to-challenge-Israels-blockade.html


[size=14pt]Iran to Gaza Aid Ships: We'll Escort You[/size]

(Newser) – If aid ships want to try breaking Israel's naval blockade on Gaza again, they'll have the full force and military escort of Iran's Revolutionary Guard to do it, a spokesman for the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei said today. "Iran's Revolutionary Guards naval forces are fully prepared to escort the peace and freedom convoys to Gaza with all their powers and capabilities," said the rep.

"If the Supreme Leader issues an order for this then the Revolutionary Guard naval forces will do their best to secure the ships," the spokesman continued. "It is Iran's duty to defend the innocent people of Gaza." The move will enrage Israel, which has accused Iran of supplying Hamas, notes Reuters; PM Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed to uphold the blockade to prevent "an Iranian port in Gaza."

http://www.newser.com/story/91534/iran-to-gaza-aid-ships-well-escort-you.html

On a lighter mood 
I just saw this 
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I HATE PRESS TV
wonder why all their programs and news is anti-west?

ol boy! your wife to be no get work? let her contribute to d 100k and you can still have a reasonable wedding. U both need cooperation in 9ja economy of now or u're both doomed!

SOLDIERS GET READY, AIM & ,
The next showdown over Israel's naval blockade of Gaza could come as early as Friday as an Irish-owned ship filled with humanitarian aid steams into the region.
The Rachel Corrie, named for an American activist killed in Gaza several years ago, was expected to arrive late Friday or early Saturday off the coast of Gaza. The vessel left Ireland laden with 550 tons of cement, educational materials, toys and medical equipment -- the latest effort by peace activists to deliver humanitarian goods and break Israel's blockade, according to aid organizers.
Free Gaza Movement activist Derek Graham said that the plan was for the Rachel Corrie to be unloaded in Gaza and then return to Ireland.
The Irish government asked that Israel not interfere.
But an Israeli government official who spoke on background because of the diplomatic sensitivity of the issue told CNN "the Israeli government is offering to receive the ship's cargo, as it has offered other vessels if it docks at (Israel's) Ashdod port. The Israeli government will unload the cargo, screen it, and deliver it to Gaza."

THESE PEOPLE NO DEY HEAR WORD!

purely unnatural and unacceptable, the more regard a society gives it, d more people join d bandwagon, d ass.hole is for shitting, not for fcukin!
its a form of mental illness or should i say satanic possession.

why are we wondering why nigeria is the way it is now with men of such questionable character still roaming free, even working for UN, UN?

a state of their own? these people are simply mad! america & europe convinced ariel sharon to give gaza back so as to facilitate the two states solution, sharon complied & gaza became qassam launcher's bed,i'm sure d shock of his costly error sent sharon into coma,which he has not recovered from till date. Even if jerusalem is given to these people, the intifada continues. They've promised to push israel into the sea, away from the lands that their great grandfathers sold to them!

Palestinians have perfected the art of being the VICTIM,unfortunately israel played into their hands this time. The whole world need to see into this charade,d flotilla was well planned, with all the anti-semitic media (aljazeera, presstv et al) involved, their sole aim, to broadcast the disguised jihad of a few to d whole world and they succeeded big time, now israel need to go into damage control mode to control d fallout.

I think it was Golda Meir that once said ", there will be peace in the middle east, as soon as palestinians love their children as much as they hate the israelis!"
i';m still hopin the palestinians will see the sense in this.

I just watch the footage of the attack on BBC, man, those people were really attacking the soldiers with rods! if i was one of those soldiers, i'd have dropped a grenade!

but there are reports that Weapons was found on board. If this report is true, I wonder why aid cargo have weapons on them? @ elrazur
My point exactly!

I may be leaning a little towards israel, but lets face facts, palestinians have had their chances, they ought to've used gaza as a launchpad for realising d two states solution peacefully but instead made israel believed they had made a costly mistake cos of d rain of rockets! u shouldnt blame them for dreading d armiing of hamas,imagine 9ja gettin rockets from bakassi after leavin d place,

I'm not condoning what Israel did!, in this informatn age, we definitely need to separate fact from fiction. I've been following these developments for some weeks now, are u aware dat one of the sponsors of d flotilla is muslim brotherhood? an organisatn known for d support of some terrorist organisations. The aid convoy was specifically planned to put israel in a bad light and i'm sure they must've put up a serious fight to maximise casualties, d israelis commandos should've boarded with stunguns. To some of u saying israel does not want peace, remember they gave gaza back and all they got in return was hundreds of qassams raining on their cities! please give israel a break, those protesters knew what they were getting into, they were used as pawns.

Na wa o, ASA GAY?
Anyway, no smoke without fire! but 700milla?

NA PLAY, PLAY BUTTERFLY DEY TAKE ENTER BUSH O!
Your own den enter bush, u better cut and run!

Na covenant university students in their dorm!

which way nigeria!

Again, part of the problem is 9jarian filmaker's mania in being the screenwriter, the producer, the cinematographer e.t.c, this is a serious aberration, which u can't find anywhere else but in 9ja, until we start recognisin and encouragin specialisation, we are wasting time as they always say - jack of all trade, u know d rest. And dat includes 3D production, u cant be a master in everything!

emmakc:
I laugh when i here of 9ja doing smetin close to avatar. Impossible!

See our movie industry, how many of Nollywoods production reach Titanic half. Even if we finally enter d animation industry, we end up in round-about.

My brother, with d talents alone on this board, its quite possible, maybe not now but in no distant future, the problem is dat the guys in nollywood don't visit nairaland, i'm sure they spend their time online visiting p.o.r.n sites, that may explain d acute lack of creativity and ingenuity in stories and productions. Most of their vfx sucks big time, something i'd have done for them for free!

zPixel:
Not even a shot? lol.

You guys can check out the trailer for a new movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBmbd2-7zAI starring  Genevieve Nnaji,  Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde. When you watch this trailer, you'll begin to think how come we can't shoot a movie of that quality(i mean the lighting, grading, ) right in this country. It's really disturbs me.

Na oyinbo production, we are talking about 100% local here!
Paula Moreno Director of Photography: Keith L. Smith director, that actually explain the texture, grading and the lightin!

I JUST GOT THIS IN A MAIL TODAY 

TRAVELLING FROM NIGERIA TO U.S.A

[size=18pt]YOUR CHECK LIST [/size]


[b][size=14pt]Do not go to the toilet for the  whole duration of your flight.


Do not carry any kind of container into the airport, or onto the plane.


Do not request for a window seat.  Do not ask to sit in the aisle. Any request for specific seating may be indications of a premeditated plot.


If you are given food during the flight, ask the flight attendant not to give you cutlery. A Nigerian with sharp implements on a plane is asking to be arrested.


Do keep your hands in plain sight  during the flight.

 

Do not look too happy or too sad.


Do not be too polite to flight  attendants.


Do not be aggressive or have  aggressive thoughts toward flight attendants


Try not to have any form of carry  on luggage. If you do, make sure it contains nothing suspicious or dangerous like pens, pencils, paper, or a calculator, as these are common bomb-making  materials.


Do not carry any electronic items  that may be used to communicate with the Taliban, or used for surveillance, like  cell phones, iPods, walkmans, electric toothbrushes or cameras.


NEVER travel with your laptop computer.

 

Do not travel to the U.S if you are an engineer, if you have ever lived in London , or if your father is a banker.


Do not talk to other Nigerian on the same flight as you. It makes other people nervous.


Do not ask to be upgraded to first class or business class. 

 

Sitting too close to the front of the plane makes the pilot nervous.


Never admit to your fellow passengers that you are Nigerian.  If asked, say you are from the Republic of Zamunda in East Africa .


When you are getting onto the plane, do not even glance at  the cockpit.


Women, do not wear wigs, weaves or hair pieces. Any form of disguise is suspicious.


Take a cold shower before coming to the airport. Sweating and scratching yourself is a sign of nervousness. Why are you nervous?
Do not fart on the plane. Noxious smells might indicate you have bomb making chemicals hidden in your underpants.


Do not go home with the free magazines in the plane. Yes, it says  “ free”, but that is just a test. Leave the plane with those magazines and you’ll  be arrested.


Wear clean underwear and be ready for a full body/cavity  search.


Do not  carry any potentially dangerous or toxic substances onto the plane like  toothpaste, cough mixture, bottled water, mouthwash, lipstick, chewing  gum or baby formula.  Make sure  your baby’s diapers are empty.


Do not get angry with fellow passengers, for any reason, even if it’s their fault. You will still be arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay.


Do not travel by air into, out of, or across the U.S if you  are Muslim.


Muslim is defined as  :-


Any person with a suspicious name like Mohammed, Fatal, Fatima, Barrack or Ibrahim, or if your last name starts with El-, Al-, or Abdul-. All Nigerian Alhajis, Alhajas, Alfas and Imams are forbidden from entering U.S  airspace.
Anyone that has ever entered a  mosque.
Anyone that knows what a mosque  is.
Anyone that dresses in long flowing garments.
Anyone that has a  beard.


NOTE: If you converted from Islam to Christianity, you are still classified as  Muslim.
Always travel with some kind of  proof that you are a Christian. Preferably always travel with your pastor.


Do not attract attention to  yourself. Do not drive to the airport in your Mercedes or Honda like a typical  Nigerian. Instead, drive an American car like Pontiac or Chevy. You may be  mistaken for an American. Or Haitian.


Do not ask to drink soda, tea or  coffee in the airport or on the plane. Always ask for alcohol to prove you are  not a Muslim.


Do not travel by air in the U.S  if you have ever had a parking ticket, extra-marital affair, stolen stationary  from your office, or if you have ever exceeded the speed limit. This is a sign  of severe subversive terrorist behavior.


Do not travel on or around Christmas day or on September 11th.

 

Avoid travelling on  or around Easter, Thanks Giving , Independence day or New year’s Day.

 

Avoid traveling on Muslim holidays.

 

Avoid air travel in the summer or winter. (NOTE:  no specific reason, its just to piss you off)


YORUBA People, PLEASE!!! Do not  prostrate to greet your elders at the airport. People may  thing you  are dodging bullets or protecting yourself from a bomb blast.


NEVER, EVER carry any kind of  Nigerian food onto a US aircraft.
No, do not wear agbadas, head ties,  wrappers, danshikis, etc to the airport. It is not recommended. They make you look very un-American, and therefore potentially dangerous.


Do not act like a typical Nigerian for the duration of the flight. This includes speaking any language other than “American English”. Speaking any “funny” language is to be avoided. If you have elderly parents that do not speak  “American”, they should NOT speak for  the duration of the flight. If spoken to, their response to anything should be  “Yeah man”.


DO not talk to your fellow passengers. Statements like “hello” might be misconstrued to be “Hello, you are my next victim”. Statements like “ Hello, my name is Mohammed”, may be interpreted as “my name is Mohammed and I’m gonna blow up this goddamn  plane”.


Do not wear large afros that may conceal weapons or bombs.


Do not carry any kind of document , newspaper or book that contains any form of Arabic inscription or writing. You will be detained until a translator can be  found.


Do not argue when  you are told your luggage is over weight.

Apologise profusely and pay double  what they ask you for excess luggage .

 


AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THIS SHOULD BE YOUR  DRESS ,  [/size]
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has anyone seen AVATAR? I believe, very soon 9ja will get there!

melvi:
Yep, thats where I am.

Send ur numba to me, i'll look u up anytime i'm in 9ja  

SOLVE POWER PROBLEM AND EVERY OTHER THING WILL FALL INTO PLACE, companies will no longer relocate to Ghana, soon u shall be seeing powerful animations from ghana, we've seen from south africa, now kenya, and very very very soon ghana!

zPixel:
I agree with you guys. But i don't think if we keep depending on the goverment, we'll achieve anything.  They are not just reliable.

i agree with u dat they're not reliable but there are some basic things dat must be on ground, like power, last year i was in d country to do some freelance work for a friend, it was an harrowing experience, the money i spent on fuel for like 250hours, and to make matter worse, the generator breakin down while rendering, and i felt like cryin,  O my GOD!

I wish i have a daddy like p.diddy! :

Hi, melvi i just saw some of ur work, are u in 9ja?

Let me put it this way: CGI is a painstaking work, it requires serious concentration (many 9jarians always prefer little work for big money), 24hours electricity supply, especially when it comes to rendering which sometimes takes days to finish(pls beg PHCN),and access to resource materials (with our slow internet connection, imagine if u need to download about 5gb file?), if 9ja can fix these believe me, animation will really take off, i know we have the talents in the country.
For you info, i'm a cgi artist in chennai

ONLY IN NIGERIA!