₦airaland Forum

abuzola999:
Thank God you abstained from your weeds for the last 3 days otherwise you would have been seeing your usual double blur of writing.

even to u, does that make sense?

Sagamite:
I am warming up, sweetheart.

How many professionals do you know that do not warm up before action?

I no one slack with that ikebe.

slacker! ! !

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I reiterate. . .know when to get lost when you aren't wanted [/color]

preach it to her biko

brooklyn99:
I'm not Nigerian so please dont take what i will say outta context. My step father is Nigerian he raised me from the age of three, my siblings are half Nigerian so easy with the knocks, im expecting them. First off, Nigeria, i think, has the most intelligent women anywhere on the face of the earth (thats my opinion and i think i'm right). regardless of where they were born theyre always smart (dunno what is in the water they drink). that being said, they are not the easiest things on the eyes.Here in NY, u c them murdering the latest fashion with impunity and dont get me started on the makeup issue, of course, u'll find VERY beautiful Nigerian girls, but its usually "occasional". i dont know of elsewhere, but here u put a group of ten nigerian gals together and u'll see one, maybe two,(and in the very rare case, 3) that'll pique your interest; theyre just naturally ok. now, put 10 dominicans, 10 cubans, 10 brazilians, 10 cape verdians, 10 guineans (conakry), 10 ethiopians etc in a room and wut do u think will happen to u?!?!?! thats the day it will be exposed that ure a pervert, cus if u stay in the same room with those gals your hard on will never go down!!!! . so, its just natural theyre on the "ok" level. j/k. that said, i vehemently disagree with some of these posts that suggest that nigerian women are unhygenic. in my experience, Nigerian men are more nasty than the women.

with all of this said, i still dont think i can marry into any nationality other than a woman of nigerian "descent" (that was born or at least raised here. the one's straight from nigeria kill me; the societal/upbringing differences are too much. tried it once, never again!!!)----- So this is what i do, I LOOK FOR THE BADDEST, SEXIEST, MOST INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTIFUL NIGERIAN GIRL I COULD FIND AND HAD HER ON LOCK!!!! I never said they were all unattractive!!!lol

always love me a Nigerian gal

true talk, but u need to meet nigerian girls from rivers, or the ones that are hausa-fulani mix, they are just the bomb!

Pweety4me:
So u thought. . .but u were wrong!

i am neva wrong cuz i got da Lawd on my side

michelin89:
Guys dey trip for this oversized nose, so make you nor just go there. You say I ugly? That one na your yawa. I still dey catch fine fine bobos wey go even shame you sef.

wen u comot from edo how ya jazz no go work for them. just wait make dem wake up for morning see u for dem side, u go see how dem go shout "blood of Jesus" 

TheSeeker:
Michelin and Na2Day, will you stop this nonsense ^{*laughing and praying that they start a fight soon, I want to watch*}

thunder fire u!

abuzola999:
:-) i can't force u to Allah, whom Allah lead astray no one can guide. I pity u

pity for urself

michelin89:
I had a heated argument with my bestfriend recently over the issue of break ups. In her opinion I didn't fight enough for the one I love and surrendered to early reason why another girl came into the picture. She thinks I was supposed to denude myself of every pride and dignity to show how much I really loved my guy.

Well I on the other hand thought is was pathetic to keep running after someone who has told you NO after you told him repeatedly how you'd love to be with him. I am a proud person, I know and I am not always to voice out my feelings but I am not going to lose and annul myself because I want a boy to love me.

House what do you think? Supposedly you broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and you still loved him/her, how far would you go to get him/her back?

for sum1 like u to say that u are proud is rather shocking to say the least. have u checked urself in the mirror lately?

Ebonyeyes:
You can learn about romance if you open up your brain like your colleagues are doing

let me guess, u know a thing or two abt romance right? i think not!

naijagurl:
Is it just that some women are just unlucky with men or they made bad choices? What is it? Is it normal that at 26 I still haven't met a guy that has shown some slight interest in me? How long will this last? My friends get approached by guys all the time, but not me. I mean I don't think I'm bad looking. I keep in shape and take care of myself so I don't what the problem is? African guys just don't seem to be really into me. I hoped to be married after graduating from medical school, but that does not seem like it will happen. I will be graduating this may, but I still haven't even dated someone. I just don't get it. How long will this last? I definitely don't want to become a spinster. The people around me are already putting pressure on me. You know in africa there is no such thing as mind your business.

I would prefer to marry an igbo guy since I am igbo, but I'm open to other nigerians and maybe a guy from some other west african country. However, I'm not having any luck with them at all. All the guys I've been interested in don't seem to know I exist or they are taken.

I don't know what to do. I really want to get married. I don't like the idea of joining a dating site, but I guess I might have to. I feel like it would make me look desperate. I've just been having such bad luck with men. I can't remember a time where any guy actually asked me out.

For those women who become spinsters, what leads to that, b/c I do not want to head that path.

what u wear dont really matter, it is more about what your fore head says, if on your fore head ppl see "i am not your type" they back off. the aire around u matters alot. lastly, many may not agree with this but sometimes it is a spiritual issue and u need to pray to God your Father for deliverance. just my 2 cents

sushiluv:
Hi dear,
Its FUNNY I was just about posting a defraud by South Afrcan Airways when I came across your posting.LOL!I'm 30 dear and not married not because guys dont come my way I'm educated,homely,decent and pretty believe me the type of pretty you would not want to come across when u r with a guy but im not married by my choice because what i want is LOVE and not just getting hooked,recently an extremely wealthy handsome man proposed but I couldnt say yes because I wanted more from my marriage than being given the best in life but no happiness,dear PLS wait for your time it will come!!!SMILE,RELAX ENJOY YOURSELF WITH your GIRLFRIENDS I DONT COS IM ALWAY AT HOME OR WORK MAKE URSELF HAPPY DEAR.

evidence, ur pic plzzzzzzzzzzz!

abuzola999:
They do the same with our section, go take a look, for years, dwinding the number of muslim and our useless mod are just looking like goat, this is a revenge.

so ur idea was not to preach and convert us but to have revenge, right? hmmmm, so much for allah

big rod:
your mama and papa invented foolishness.omo ale.

i guess that is ur family's middle name, "omo ale" , well, nice meeting u

lipuka:
Even here in Kenya, some parents demand a lot, as much as 1 million naira! This does not include other thjings. And the wedding cost will be borne by the bridegromm's family

one million naira! i am moving to kenya

netotse:
nobody'll say you're not a nigerian 

death! !  ! 


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=316937.msg4980323#msg4980323 date=1258981819]    Pastor Na2day darling, I know we are meant to have a forgiving spirit as kiroyos, but are you just gonna sit by and let him disrespect me that I am still not polished and posh yet, despite all the millions of dollars in tithes and offering you have spent on sending me to finishing school in Switzerland for the past 7 years Can't you just grow some backbone and pray some "fire" prayers on him for my sake [/quote]but are u nigerian? that is the question

netotse:
@na2day
it wasn't her on the video i swore!

how u know? i have a copy on blu-ray and i watched it on a 100" 1080P TV  na she

abuzola999:
U Don advance to the next level, anyway i don't pray you should upgrade to cocaine else your life is worthless without snubbing it every hour.

since u were ban, u seem to have learned how to spell

Pweety4me:
You seem 2 know a lot about his thoughts & feelings. . .
Taken from wat?

i thot u were already taken by ME!

big rod:
[size=16pt]@na2day,

na your mate compose such lovely poem.your brain no good for anything-except yahoo yahoo and eating.son of a bastard[/size]

idiot of the highest caliber, go write poem marry woman and see how long she stays with ur sorry azz. at least me na yahoo yahoo i dey do dey make pepper, thats why na me go take ur girl after u don write ur stupid poem finish. btw, thanks for telling the entire world u are the son of a bastard, i know it was hard for u to tell us. akamu!

michelin89:
@ poster

What sensible person wants to have a conversation with you? Lack of pussie is bad. Hope you'll get laid soon.

for your mind u sef get kitten bah? see this ugly duckling, abeg carry that your over sized nose comot from my front make i see better woman jare 

Pweety4me:
Na your sister dey lie abeg leave me jo. . . d gurl don confess already u no look above ni?leave my neck ooo. . .abi wetin dey do u 4 brain sef?

na wan wey dey above sef na girl, abeg no curse me ooo

Fhemmmy:
Na fight?

at this stage, yes ooo

platinumnk:
stlll looking for your number

buy another line

u no hear say there is a recession?

abuzola999:
Na2day smoke weed so don't mind him

at least u know what weed is, such an improvement there

olabowale:
what do i smoke? this guy na2day? "mo osho ju iya osho lo" yet osho is still an infant baby, needing mama's milk and warmth! if i smoke, na2day/, you are the darn smoke i just purchased in one of the oju olomo otos! or are you ciagrette, or is it cigar or tobacco? what name are you on sale? lol.

can you believe if i dont know that i smoke yet, but na2day? knows? though my spiritual success does not depend on smoking or not, but your depends on worship, rather true worship of God! while you are complaining about smoke or no smoke, you are neglectful of what God is; one time you say He is One, yet another end you say there are three! Lol. You have a problem, man. You cant count and you dont know that there is a difference between 1 and three!

The yorubas say oun to wa leyin ofa o ju ti oje lo. You case is like that. What is behind Ofa is actually Oje, while God is One you dont know that He is not divisible! You cant make Him any number you want; not 2 not 3, not 4 or any number, except what He is, One and Incredibly Unique and Indivisible!

chei! illiteracy true true na disease

Pweety4me:
All of the above. . . _{by d way y r we still going on about a number i know nothing about?}

stop lying and return my number 

TheSeeker:
Na2Day, you still dey find your number?

omo, this thing don dey turn to spiritual matter ooo, i dey go report the lady to pastor now 

TheSeeker:
^^^Yeah we know you've called. Thanks

she never call ooo, na flash she flash me with private number

Pweety4me:
^^^So u guys still believe i am d gurl abi?i laugh in turkish. . .

funny enough, i think i gave u the number in turkish language 

. . . here is ma numba, copy is quickly before i delete it. . . . *08120755515*

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=352427.msg4978254#msg4978254 date=1258953484]Okay, got it, you can delete it now before the noseyparkers starts crawling outta the woodwork I am a very good and decent girl and I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me, but I am free tonight and can come over to yours after work if you like, what say you [/quote]DEATH! ! ! dhtml, na so? haba! and i think say u bi my friend? 


[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=352427.msg4978277#msg4978277 date=1258954181]^^^ Who told you I haven't deleted it, of course it would be calamitous for Na2day - my future husband to be, to see it Arggghhh, i'm sure its that spambot playing up again and making you hallucinate that the *08120755515* you gave me in secret for bootycall purpose is still up there


So its a date tonight then [/quote][size=16pt]hear no evil, see no evil[/size] https://www.penguin.com.au/covers-jpg/9781846462962.jpg

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=143396.msg4977021#msg4977021 date=1258924913]Husbands should be allowed into the labour room.[/quote]why? what if we dont want to, is it by force?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=316937.msg4978190#msg4978190 date=1258949808] Me ke, no far from it, my Dearest Pastor Na2day aka my future husband aka my missing rib, I am only here to look at the competition and find tips to upgrade my looks to the standard befitting of a Pastor's wife, thats all


And apparently, the SPAMBOT has moved on from just deleting people's posts to now misquoting people, e.g. the post of the first person tends to get swapped for the second person's, so technically speaking, that "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO ME" post was written by that FL Gators wharrashame for such dirty language to be coming from such decent lady, it is sad innit [/quote]story! i had cheaters watching u and they found u and Sagamite. . . . . . . . . . .i also have video evidence

olabowale:
i dont smoke!

yes u do, u just don't know it yet

Pweety4me:
It was by accident. . .

u took my number by accident or u swallowed my number by accident

Pweety4me:
Who u be?his spokes-man?

i thot u were already taken?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355234.msg4973589#msg4973589 date=1258848571]Hmmn, if not that this is the holy Pastor whom has been revealed to be my future hubby hence i have to be on my best behaviour, I would have said - sure it is not the fumes from the kerosene he have been "helpfully" carrying around on NL to "settle" fights, that is reaching somewhere? Cos from where I am sat, the OP said Naija Girls [/quote]u sat on the wrong sit, get up! didn't i tell u to stop reading that yoruba bible? it is not helping u to understand english at all. read KJV or QJV or any other version, as long as it looks like english it will help u alot. the talked abt the girls treating nigerians as monsters not the girls are monsters

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=316937.msg4973850#msg4973850 date=1258856691]^^^  Figuratively speaking, when are you gonna do me, shouldn't i be your first . . . err . . . ^{coughing, ha this bloody cough again} [/quote]oh sister in the lawd, have u front slided?