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Hope all the silly women Crusaders like ebony ans amaka read this

Gabry:
it shows that you dont know TheSeeker at all. . . He is far more better than that. I know him too well and whichevr lady whom ends up with him is a lucky girl 

so u mean, any girl that ends up with me is lucky?

Winnergal:
your sisters have a bad sense of picking wrong dudes for husband . . . Go and distribute condoms to them . . .

u forget, u are the one from a retarded family not me

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg5003364#msg5003364 date=1259288389]

u know how we do it

High BP na dangerous disease oo berra go n pop your daily doze.[/quote]i get 7 ppl wey go replace u [size=3pt] i still dey vex ooo, at least i was ur first [/size]

chamotex:
We're not taking a plane sonny
We gon be cruising on my 50ft yacht . . . chilling n doin what lovers do.
Ocean view and all that . . . .

It's fun to be Chamotex

mumu, na which ocean dey for vegas? sissy, see the kin illiterate u wan marry

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg5003306#msg5003306 date=1259287410]sorri. we r ready on our way to vegas to have blast! jealous? hit the wall [/quote]may ur plane crash into gutter

chamotex:
Ori e . . . . Ofakasibe

~Sissy~ baybee, is this the kind of guy you wanna roll with. He's too aggressive.
He's not a perfect gentleman
That's why she's with me sonny

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg5003287#msg5003287 date=1259287055]i divorced his ass a long time ago. u r my one n only [/quote]i dey go bring my shot gun, 2 ppl are abt to meet the Lawd  

chamotex:
Back off boi . . . That's my wifey

[size=16pt]may the thunder of iraq fire that mouth wey u take talk that thing![/size]

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg5003247#msg5003247 date=1259286406]i dont like sharing. go do your many other concubines [/quote]which concubines? i know none

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg5003227#msg5003227 date=1259286105]married ke? [/quote]yes na, married, make i define am for u again?

Winnergal:
If u don't wanna contact STDs, the best thing to do is use condom  . . . Or abstain from sex . . . But since some married couples cheat on their partners, would u continue using condoms even after your wedding(and do it flesh to flesh only when u want to procreate)?  . . . Or would u trust your partner enough not to cheat on u therefore doing it without condoms(risking your health)? . . .

well since u have a the bad sense to pick the wrong dude for a husband then i guess u have to use the condom

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Kissing is a duty now? [/color]

u took that right out of my mouth keyboard

Raymond247:
My gf came to my house and saw my younger sister laying on my bed and was watching AY show (comedy). The funiest of it was that my younger sister greeted my girlfriend yet she refused to reply her, only for my girlfriend to go to my kitchen and used the water i use to soak my towel and pour it on my younger sister, mind u she doesnt know that she is my sister, and chased her out of the house, without my knowledge.
I hope u people understand this story. Now i dont know what i should do to her, pls comment!

lie lie! dis kin thing happen na NL u first hit

kool picz, i grew in that city and still love it

No2Atheism:
i think uplawal might be connected to abuzola . . .

thats easily to see, takes one retard to appreciate another retard, these 2 are retards if ever i saw one

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=355613.msg4997387#msg4997387 date=1259193444]OP

hope your worryings is now lessening with all that folks here have said to you. so stop aching over it. your husband is on the way, he is just stuck in traffic.[/quote]u see why u r lucky i married u

[quote author=George_D link=topic=61012.msg4998527#msg4998527 date=1259218690]last month doesn't count, brother! [/quote]

michelin89:
I am the girlfriend darling. I can get what I want.

a typical case of self deception. have u checked in with dr. phil b4? u need am badly

Nweddings:
Na2day are we fighting

I actually thought you had forgotten about me as I've been seeing you loffing other girls on NL

no ooo, u are the only one oooo [size=3pt]no vex, na who u bi again sef? [/size]

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4995577#msg4995577 date=1259173714]^that is right jare micheline. . .na2day, i hope you can say the same for yourself sha?[/quote]i am already taken, so the idea of them leaving and coming back don't apply to me, only to those meant for the public


[quote author=na2day? link=topic=352427.msg4995536#msg4995536 date=1259173474]in NL i have learned if u keep quiet for girls u are as good as dead, so i attack back


let the guys that wake uo next to u be the judge of that. why do u think they never call u back after that one night? [/quote]so they use u and go back to their GFs and then come back and use u some more? pele

chaircover:
An engagement ring is not a gift. The man buys the ring as a symbol of intent that he will marry the woman. If the engagement is broken for whatever reason, then the ring is to be returned.

Personally, if I have the lucky escape of having an engagement broken off rather than getting married to a Pollock & spending the rest of my life in regret, then I will very gladly fling the thing at him breaking his nose in the process or leaving a nice big gash on his forehead. The stupid man can have his stupid ring back.

to think that i was actually going to give u a ring

Sagamite:
Jesus Christ!!!

And you would be wondering why men treat you like dirt to the point of the consistent bitterness towards men you show on NL.

Believe me, you don't deserve any better in treatment.

i concur!

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4995507#msg4995507 date=1259173180]Even so still leave her alone, you are a guy now, so you should be more tolerant. And hau dare u abuse a gal? huh? huh??[/quote]in NL i have learned if u keep quiet for girls u are as good as dead, so i attack back

michelin89:
You wish. I also rock in the morning.

let the guys that wake uo next to u be the judge of that. why do u think they never call u back after that one night?

olabowale:
i have a birthday too, you know aloy~emeka! mine was july. those who died before jesus was born and or died according to you are doomed, no? since jesus had died according to you, no one has lived! Its been 2000 years and mounting men. the above together shows that your statement about jesus died so that anyone can live is a weak statement of your own personal desire without any strong foundation!

abuzola999:
On weed again ? Is your life u are playing with

dumb and dumber

tanimz:
How high?,

very very high

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=352427.msg4995485#msg4995485 date=1259172944]i double that thunder!

hey, leave micheline alone now before i. . .[/quote]no bi she first find trouble?

Sagamite:
You know say, me, I nefa reach Yonda (the land of miliki and honi) so I no know wetin hoochie-mamas like TOH dey call their jailbirds.

rotflmao

perfectbuy:
If you are not yet hooked up can we give it a try?
I am an igbo guy from Anambra state.
my number is 08072971670
Maybe we can meet to have a chat.

lawd hv merci! guy, na wa ooo

pounded yam will be the best give served with egusi soup and some serious goat meat

wat abt those of us that have been virgins since last month, do we count?

tanimz:
If he truly loves her, I guess she could keep it. But if he thinks it better to return it and get the money back. Either way

what has love got to do with a breakup? abeg return the ring to the man jor

teamafrica:
I feel you girl.
God makes all things beautiful in His time.
Your time will come.
Do me a mail teamafrica@live.com and let's be friends.
Take kia

"lets be friends"? abeg talk ur church mind ooo