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bluespice happy birthday ooo, so u finally started your teen yrs but i can assure u 13 going on 30 dont happen in real life 

Onlytruth:
Any tall woman (at least 5' 11" in the house please?!
She sounds short and angry

yes we do have some but word on the street is u are not their type

TheSeeker:
Consult your online newspaper

i did, areaboys.com says it is still called conductor 

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404581#msg4404581 date=1251008229]ok i heard u. isn't it past your bedtime anyways?[/quote]arent u suppose to be in church?  anywayz, i am cooking egusi vegetable soup against the week so i can come back from work and have food at the ready 

TheSeeker:
LoL! Anyways, what's up? How's the Big D?

big D is on fire, the temp these days are insane 

TheSeeker:
Transportation Secretary

that is what they call it now at the bus parks in lagos?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404461#msg4404461 date=1251005831]what arguments?
I told u to repost your compulsive disorder bit lol[/quote]and i told u i dont fight on sundays

TheSeeker:
I'm jealous now. Y'all are on already on Sunday and I'm still in a Saturday. Compulsive disorder? N2D, I think you need to see that doctor I took you to last year; you know I've been busy and your illness is always frequent. Kai mallam, you no dey holz am por body?

so it is true? oma shey ooo! what a lost to NL

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404439#msg4404439 date=1251005244]yea w/e it's sunday for me too now[/quote]so what were ur arguments again?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404394#msg4404394 date=1251003852]u mean saturday?[/quote]sorry, u bring in the rare, in my part of TX i am already in sunday, 12:25am

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404381#msg4404381 date=1251003595]maybe if u repost what u said about him having a compulsive disorder he will divert his attention to u [/quote]i can't, i dont fight on sundays, it is the Lord's day

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404156#msg4404156 date=1250995589]because you need to feed theseeker's habit of creating new topics here and there[/quote]

TheSeeker:
If I catch you, you'll have no idea what had befallen you

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404189#msg4404189 date=1250996337]well u go find him n tell him that. make sure to report whatever happens back to me[/quote]oops! i think its u that is about to get an azz whooping

TheSeeker:
You best leave your wish before the bus is filled

are u the conductor?

waste of my time, no!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4404156#msg4404156 date=1250995589]because you need to feed theseeker's habit of creating new topics here and there[/quote]but isn't that what they call compulsive disorder

C2H5OH:
sobs

https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/ignore.gif

drop grenade in her mouth

TheSeeker:
@ Report here ASAP! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-313538.0.html#msg4403607

why?

this seeker sef, how u take know my wife birthday?

murder

execute her!

TheSeeker:
I wish I had the opportunity, I'd have made you go to heaven before dawn

the Lord is my shepherd i shall not fear

TheSeeker:
Maybe you weren't having uniteedisis; you just may have been suffering from a that terminal eye problem the doctors warned you about last year.

u are not my doctor so u dont have the facts

kill, well she looks killable

not saving, scary pic

TheSeeker:
Why are you angry? Frowning your face will make you age fast; better take it easy on your already wrinkled and old self

Ah! i knew it! so u were the one that was counting my wrinkles yesterday night while i was sleeping and i thought it was a witch?

TheSeeker:
Now, I thought someone was content with "unitee"

i am, wetin bi ur own?

Positivity:
Save your testerone for the ladies. . . it don't impress me one bit!

@ Topic: 

Btw, u get liver sef?

not looking to impress u, i have higher standards than that

unitee:
lool the day been too long without you lool

cant breath now

i actually passed out, i was told i am suffering from uniteedisis and it is incurable; when they had me on the stretcher the lady paramedic said to me, can u see my fingers, i replied are they unitee's, she said no then i replied, then i can not see them

Kunbee:
Adult shior

why u dey vex for me nau?

mendax:
@poster,

u get liver, & your gf get patience!! she banned u frm NL & u hav all d time 2 cum here & wait for our responses b4 u take actn. i'm not sayin u shuldnt take advice o, but when my woman was bannin me frm facebk, i didnt hav d luxury u ar having!! lol

rotflmao! where una dey find these kin harsh women sef?

kill with all my liver

chillbabe:
@ na2day, LOL BEST ADVICE EVER SINS U CAN'T SATISFY A NYMPH

yes ooo! i believe in the doctrine of "wear and tear"

koolchicco:
Really? . . .Well a Breast at hand,i was taught in school is worth more that Two in the BRA!

u were taught right but like every other law, it has to be in the ideal situation but real life is hardly ideal. a breast at hand that is with holding its twin from being in ur other hand is worth a life time of headache, so if u got 2 promising breast in a bra, abeg go 4 that one ooo