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my question is, why is Rihanna not arrested for 1st slapping him? 

D1KeleVra:
Chris Brown should be shot for even raising his hand to hit his chick.

yeah, whatever!

Nevillexus:
Hey friends,

Please I need your help or suggestions,i recently discovered that my new girlfriend is a somnambulist, she gets up in the night and perform normal actions as if awake.  It's scaring because when she gets up she doesn't realise she did all those things.  Two nights ago she got up and washed the dishes but refused to admit in the morning.

This is serious and I need help.

at least u now know she is no witch but a human dishwasher

tubabie:
Yeah I do

just to make sure u remember ur own words:

Deep insight is endless,go as deep as you can!

TheSeeker:
Nice one. . . your hero at what? Remind me please

hmmm, where should i start, his achievement is too long to list

pc guru:
Being nice is good.Some boys and girls are just too stupid to know what good even if it hits them in the head.As a good boy.I see no f@€k-reason why i should be bad to keep a girl.There's dinstinction btwn a nice guy and a wuss.But being too nice is gay.

ur problem is u are too educated, these girl dont need that kind of level headed thinking guy, trust me i found out the hard way in kindergarten

tubabie:
@Seeker
Just following the thread.

And I think a census as been done somewhere on this NL based on location, will put the link up if i find it.

did u really mean what u wrote on ur profile? na question i dey ask oo

TheSeeker:
My pleasure. I hope it all worked out fine. When do we start the census? Some girls are just always wanting to get on a high horse when all they truly belong to is a ride on a goat . No vex, you hear? You mentioned Lord Lexi? You dey find that guy trouble ooo

why? the guy na my hero, no long thing

Magz:
I'm a widower, You know that, Theif.

pele, no mind her, she don dey smoke that cheap stuff again https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/comfort.gif

tensor777:
This is because in African culture men prefer to marry virgins.

the joke of the century

unitee:
yoh I am smiling now

u know me now, i tell the truth as it is 

ammamat:
Myth #Three:
"Living Together Before Marriage Increases Your Chances of Having a Happy Marriage Later."
You "test drive a car" before you buy it, so why not do the same with your lifelong relationships. Another one that is heard often is "you try on a pair of shoes to see if they fit before you buy them, why not your spouse." Someone has said, when you test drive a car you don't pack your personal luggage in the trunk or when you try on a pair of new shoes you don't want everyone else's foot odor and fungus already in them. You can throw away shoes without hurting anyone, but you can't throw away a person without hurting them and possibly others. The great paradox is that research indicates just the opposite of this conventional 'wisdom'. Numerous studies (see "Reasons" below) have shown that couples who have lived together before marriage are more likely to disagree on things like recreation, household chores and finances and are more likely to seek counseling than couples who do not cohabit. The scriptures tell us to "flee fornication" (1 Cor. 6:18), and to "flee the evil desires of youth, and pursue righteousness" (2 Tim. 2:22). In other words, avoid all sexual looseness like the plague. The rate of divorce skyrocketing in the last three decades during the same period as the rise of "living together" is proof enough that "trial marriages" are a failure.

they go for the test drive but most actually have an accident during the test drive or after the test drive

jkpretty:
There's no problem being a nice guy . . . shaking around women is the problem.

Need i say Ladies also love to conquer . . . many would rather go for that which is not seeing them & leave the nicely ones to stay as friends  

thank u jare

the guy still never return home?

190:
^^ did na2day just type all these

no, i didn't! i copied and paste from an old kid's bedtime story book

TheSeeker:
First time I'm seeing N2D type this long and with anger. . . . . Oh boyyy you dey vex oooo!!!

God help that girl you cursed with thunder, but 20 times daily? I dey fear you now. . .

Ok, let's conduct a census based on the last part of N2D's analysis. How many residents do we have in these countries?

USA -
Canada -
UK -
Germany -
Sweden-
The Netherlands -
Australia -
Malaysia -
Japan -
Korea -
China -
Ghana -
South Africa -
Togo -
Nigeria -
Ethiopia -


N2D, I appoint you the census commissioner. LOL

But who be that babe sef wey dey form?

bros, some girls go just dey make persin abuse keyboard anyhow anywayz, i accept the commissioner position

TheSeeker:

But who be that babe sef wey dey form?

trust me, u no wan know

Ujujoan:
If a lady asks for space, there's not much you can do. If she could come out open to say it, you have no choice but to give it to her. Especially if you love her. If she wants to leave you, no amount of being there can change her mind. But if she just needs an opportunity to clear her head, then the best thing you can do is to let her be. 'If you love a bird, you let it go, if it comes back to you, then you know its yours'.

What did you do to her that's making her ask for space

what if ur guy ask u to give him space? will love let u do so?

unitee:
My darling N

I will never call you an EX because we belong together

i know honey, the will be no [size=60pt]"X"[/size] in our relationship

waterworks:
[size=16pt]NAIRALANDERS stop diverting from the thread the thread is dying because of your dry gist. people have taken pains to write thier letters please let others read them!!!!!!! [/size]

so u took the pain to duplicate their post?

190:
who else wud give this kind of reply

@poster
but she de Bleep u abi
if she refuses 2 kiss bt focks
u den no problem naw

mister man, me and u who give the guy better advice?

TheSeeker:
I think maggot is the yoruba translation of pig. . . so maggot or fagot, which one is it?

well, i will stick with the "got" i guess

plz get a room the court room is already occupied

ThoniaSlim:
I think this question should be directed to guys. . .I guess the few good eggs have been affected by so many bad eggs. . .

Most of the guys are full of shit. . .so maybe such a lady has been with so many bad eggs that when she finally meets a good egg she finds it hard to believe he's just nice. . .

now this is full of shit, no lie!

Ephramed:
hi nl i have this girl she is my girl but anytime i want to kiss he she says no i dont know y, i always brush and i have a mouth spray :Dwhich i use but still she say no pls i need an advice on what to do

try this, open ur mouth close to a dog's face, if the dog darts out of the room for fresh air or turns it's face away to sniff it's butt, know that it is not the girl's fault, she is just trying to survive

LuvAfrican:
[b]I NEED SOME SERIOUS FRIENDLY AND HONEST ADVICE, what is the real reason men are afraid to marry a women that has children, Brief summer: I was married for ten years to an African American man, at some point he became lazy and decided that he wanted to be a house dad, while I bring home the bacon and cook it too, well I struggle with the thought of divorce because at this point, we had three children. However, after being separated for a while, I met an African and fell head over hills with this man, no offense to my AA brothers, but after this guy, I didn’t even want to look at an African American man anymore….And still don’t….Well we were together for 4years strong and then somewhere he fell off and decided that he no longer wanted to be faithful. This is after we had a kid together, so in conclusion, what went wrong My heart tells me he may have realized that he bit off more than he could chew, I don’t know but it seems that women with kids are frowned upon…….why is this??   Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

one word, [size=60pt]"DRAMA!" [/size]

olagboye:
Ladies and Gentlemen in the house, Please, I need your views. I've been on this forum for some time and I have noticed that a good number of ladies here are not friendly! Saw a post some minutes ago by a lady who claimed that guys where disturbing her with unwanted mails. Does it mean that we guys need gals more than they need us. I think some gals on this forum are just too cold except for some few ones. My advice to you ladies: try to be more friendly on this forum. It's a small world.

u are right, we have tons of girls on NL that pride themselves in "how many guys they placed on ignore" but the fact of the matter is u are to blame, for one, why on earth will i let a girl form for me on YIM, see case, on YIM! guys come on, lets be serious, even if i want to sleep with her and she is not by my side doing that forming but on YIM, that is just retarded, a total waste of time and energy unless of course u are the Jedi master himself, lord lexi, the one and only   . another thing though is presentation, 90% of the guys that try to chat me from NL say very stupid stuff, like:

NL dude: hello, my name is "sum1" may i know u?

me: u bi police?

honestly, a little innovation and research helps alot, not this robotic question and answer sessions we have in the name of chat, at the end of the day, i feel more like i just went through CIA's interrogation. how about checking out the target's profile and see their post history, gives u a feel on topics they like, i in particular like to chat with the guy that calls himself dhtml, the dude is truly dynamic and far from boring, so up your game. one more thing and it is very important, plz for heavens' sake be urself, last thing i want is for sum1 in AJ trying to impress me by cursing 19 to the dozen, if i am that disparate to hear curse words, i will go watch BET or G4, be urself and let the chips fall where they may, not every1 must know everybody, sum1 doesnt like u for u, bone them and talk to sum1 else, church close!  BTW this is also for that girl that tried to impress me by lying that she lives in the usa but cant tell me what time it is where she is(when she actually lives in delta) u think i am a fool? thunder fire u 20 times a day. even if u want to lie, use the freaking internet and get your facts, www.worldtimeserver.com will give u an accurate time of various locations world wide and at least u can tell a better lie than the crap u were oozing the other day.  

so my guy, u are right but some of us, it is our fault and some of us encourage them to be that foolish  

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=314645.msg4419432#msg4419432 date=1251210109]What's the most romantic thing your partner has said to you, other than "I love you" and "will you marry me"?[/quote]ur turn

ndcide:
i discovered that most attractive ladies seem to be attracted to men who don't treat them very well. its like the "nicer" you are to a woman the more
                                                                         
she often seems to act like "just a friend" to you. why is this so

please i need very honest responses .

i believe similar topics have been posted before but the summary of the whole issue is simple, [size=20pt]"Nice Guys Don't Count!"[/size] be nice and u will be a friend for life 

@ OP

christianity apart, the fact that a guy wants to price wahala b4 his time is a total no no, the girl monitors everything u do from hence forth, me i can't fit abeg, if i am want to be told what to do, i will go and get married. I can stand living with a female in the same house, separate rooms as roommate or relatives but in the same room not married, i am not ready to die

@ OP

try and register as the resident Priest ASAP! tell her that the Pope said she cant see u anymore

tamarack:
Please i need your help here,i was trying to get somewhere to narrate my ordeal
and i now found this place.I had a fight with my husband on thursday night,what
transpired btw us was that we had an argument and he opened the door to leave
the house around 10:30-11pm because that is what he always do anytime we have
misunderstanding and am not against it because he comes back before 9:30pm,but on
that thursday it was late to go out ,so when i heard door closed,i know he was leaving as
usual,so i opened the door and told him,he should come back that its late or i will lock the
door.i was holding our baby bc we have a 7month old baby inside the kitchen,all of a sudden,
he came over me and started beating me ,the baby had to fall down from my hand crying and
he didn't stop b4 i could gain my balance he had dashed off.So i waited for him to come back bc
that is what he does anytime our argument escalates to verbal words ,he would hit me and i have
been warning him bc we leave outside the country and if i dare report him to cops.so i waited for him to come back,so when he came back,i used i a stick and hit him back and warned him let today be first and last he would hit me.

So to cut the long story short he seized my stick and we started quarrelling ,he went outside to throw the
stick away,i locked him up unless he bring back my stick ,he smashed the glass and came inside ,that time am already in the bedroom,in the morning he parked all his bag and left us to work,he hasn't called or come home.Am all alone in this place bc we just relocated ,i dont have friends,his family has been calling but i told them he is at work.I have never called him or even ask of him in his place of work to make sure he is there,we love each other and he is not having an affair,i know that.And this is the first time this is happening.I dont know what to do,and i have a programme i will start next month.

very interesting, but why on earth did u try to stop him from leaving in the 1st place? late or not, u know his way of cooling off is to leave and go somewhere else but u decided to stop him, u sef like fight ooo. anywayz, u have to give him time to cool off and after things have improved, u both need to talk seriously, that part of him hitting u, with child or not is a big NO NO NO!

190:
@plat
thanks 4 all your lovely msgs

thats why i can die 4 u!

mumu raise to power 20 u wan die for girl?  u never start 

TheSeeker:
Say what? Did you say fagot? Oh that's not fair on the boy now.

is that the yoruba translation for pig? if so, yes

TheSeeker:
She was attempting contempt at the court's judicial responsibilities with her cases of teddies and I'm trying to let her understand the drill here.

make i hear word, na 2day?

i talk am, this court no get head, see how TS and mama Ngozi dey fight inside court room

Kunbee:
See ya matt like beta sponsor ole

i thought we are suppose to aim high nau?