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[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=147507.msg4401419#msg4401419 date=1250950896]Actually the constitution says if a Nigerian MALE marries a non-Nigerian female, she may apply for citizenship. A Nigerian WOMAN married to a non-Nigerian, according to your lopsided constitution, cannot confer citizenship status on her husband. Found this out the hard and unfunny way.[/quote]what a sexist constitution

follypimpi:

I would PASS the Heaven line got me cursed i wont tke the risk.

i have lines tailored for hell too, buy my product

Outstrip:
If your best friend loved you enough he would not have let you marry another man. Stop contacting him and focus on your husband. I just have this feeling that you and you alone will get hurt if you do not let this go

typical NL girl, always twisting the story, i hope u actually read her post b4 u made ur comment

follypimpi:

I jst tell my WOMAN now she told me to go to HELL,is not working for me jare !

true? then u need to by my 6 DVDs of sweet words for the Ladies, i promise it will work or ur money back

_{no nau, na one of those sweet things u gotta say so that ur woman go give u action. BTW no tell anybody ooo!}

FL Gators:
rotflmao @ "no I wasnt reffering about your pic"
You know darn well that's also a factor

no bi from my mouth dem go hear say abacha no go school

chiogo:
yes. . .bills are never fun. The rest of the money - you know where it goes.

no i dont, kindly enlighten me

TheSeeker:
Don't shout too much so that high blood pressure doesn't come back to you like electric bill

sorry, i stick with candles only

unitee:
hahahaha now I can see a jealousy man coming out of under the table only to realise Na2Day is still there lol
you wanna listen to me singing for him hey I am blessed with a voice for that lol

sing baby sing, i love ur angelic voice, makes me feel like i am in heaven

[quote author=8inch+ link=topic=313691.msg4409519#msg4409519 date=1251087742]@ poster
I can understand how u feel cos i'm in a similar situation.
In her own case, her hubby is a great guy, i've met him and he treats her well. U may even be her self so i'l address u as if i'm talkin to her.
I'm not going to criticise you cause sometimes we cant choose how we feel about someone but want u to know this. Yeah i still have feelins for u but the fact that u did not believe in me enough to wait for me is something that will never be overlooked.
Bottom line, even if you leave your hubby today, i'm not goin to take you back.
With that in mind, its best you work on your marriage cos there's no future for us.[/quote]wow! all of una get plenty wahala for this life ooo but good advice mate

chiogo:
grocery, and umm. . .buying clothes for the kids.
And handling petty bills.

really? so u went to get a degree and spent all that time in college just to handle petty bills?

TheSeeker:
I'll see how your darling Unitee will react to this YIM transaction

sharraaap! amebo!

goofymoney:
Its always hard for me to get babe why i help others to get there relationship smooth going but his it because those guys are handsome why me am guly pls tell me now, help me

ur profile says it all, no! i wasn't referring to ur pic. ur quote says, "nothing comes easy"

_{***** passing through, can't help noticing that i am famous *****}

shade:
Most men nowadays seem 2 b shirking their financial responsibilities.It aint unheard of 2 hear wives paying the houserent,buying the groceries and even paying the children's school fees etc.So,in a marriage,what exactly is/are the wife's financial responsibility/responsibilities?.

no bi una force us to learn how to cook, clean house and take care of the children, we don reply by showing u the bills, u just got served 

[quote author=Jeni-Y link=topic=313691.msg4406372#msg4406372 date=1251041574]I am married and crazy in love with my best friend.
It's hard to forget him and I contact him often.
We are just friends but have strong feelings for each other.
I send him sms a lot, which I would be very happy to stop but can't stop thinking about him or write him.

I think about him every minute and wish we could be together. He made it clear to me that we could only be friends cuz I am married now.

I always wish I could have a child with him. I am getting sick of this, I am not happy anymore with my marriage. It drives me crazy.

I don't know what to do to control myself.[/quote][quote author=Jeni-Y link=topic=313691.msg4406455#msg4406455 date=1251042608]He wasn't ready for marriage then.[/quote]i order for turkey even though i wanted chicken but i ordered for turkey, i have eaten the turkey half way through but i prefer having the chicken and i don't know what to do. why i didnt order for the chicken initially was because it wasn't ready yet so i had the turkey even though i will die to have the chicken, sum1 plz help me!


FYI: chickens don't take that long to cook  

TheSeeker:
And she'll be the 2034th on your YM?

so u've been counting?  i have lost count sha 

whiteroses:
please if hes too rich nko i left my first bf cos of that he doesnt brag at all until my first visit to their house i nearly fainted, firstly there was this man in big agbada with two soldiers as company walked fast by me (his dad) the palour was huge and the roof was far up, and flees of car outside, dyu know the nigerian flag those two horses was carved in the centre so i knew they were official and my heart started pounding, and i just stopped liking him, till today i dont know why i think i was turned off by the army roaming about and i was a kid or maybe i had low self esteem the day i told my sister she nearly slapped me i was 15 years old then in ibadan, i also remembered overhearing his brother shouting down the phone i want my full share dont mess with me! i'll fuckin bury you! that was first time i heared someone swearing and scariest day to me
and why was i dating at such young age tho

with me u dont need to fear, i dont curse at all

Gabry:
Thanks for your contribution guys. As for me, my dream wedding would be:-

A nice sweet and simple marriage in church, after church they would be a lunch reception. I only invite the family members and my husbands parents friends and close friends and my parents close friends (I dont want to invite my close and good friends cause they are toooooo many of them and I dont want us to suffer with the bills later, I will spend them another day for lunch or something) and after the lunch evryone can go back home and leave us alone caue at night is SEX SEX SEX!

yeah, i read that in a story book some where

TheSeeker:
Odieshi!!!!

i am coming after ur sorry ass, after all i have trained u with and spent so much on u, this is how u repay me, u'll die the death of a betrayal

whiteroses:
ok i'm with you now  
lol

don't worry, u are home and dry now girl, we will soon take our transaction to YIM where the full details of your contract will be explained to u 

TheSeeker:
I sure hope you won't regret it. F'awo ra'ja oshi

junior, go to your room! 

Donvilo:
Fear of the fact that I might be the one that may break her heart! Scared.

eya, pele! don't let it bother u, u will get use to it

TheSeeker:
Still matriculating women into your love-vendor ship?

sharrrrraaaap dia junior!

TheSeeker:
Hypertension isn't a superstition, nigga!! Slow down or your heart will break. Do you want me to report you to Unitee?

_{***loads his shot gun TX style***}

TheSeeker:
Why should I hide under the table? And who says he doesn't love you? I only said, he loves you as much as he loves or loved - whichever one - his ex NL girls.

mister man! don't make me arrange for ur sudden disappearance ooo!

whiteroses:
mohawkshik is the most elaborate
people please how do you gain credibility on this site know one even knows me talkless of making a bday thread for me now y'all rem i'm jan25 and y'all berra make me one lol seriously

still with the big gun, ME! and ur life will never be the same

C2H5OH:
You are welcome. Please why would you want to take it down. If something belongs to you it is worth fighting for.

u mean what dying for bcuz sum1 is about to be assassinated ooo!

unitee:
great to hear that
I also got blessed today the pastor was talking about me he only did not know

the issue was about being a true sister or brother in the eyes of the Lord, he told us about a guy who ministered to thousand and just stretched his hand and people received by faith

How I miss you hope you are holding my heart tightly in your hands lest oyinda can steal and break it lol

i am, i have also called security just in case oyinda comes close by she will be caught and sent to jail, u are safe in my hands

unitee:
be sorry woo
right now I am telling my N2D what you were saying about him

ignore him, he is a confused brother i have, by the way, the service was awesome

what is happening hia?! who and who is confusing my woman unitee? how can i punish myself to go be with a terrorist like oyinda?

chukz4real:
Not happy with whoever chased Efuah and Sistawoman away from NL,

na me chase sistawoman comot from NL

Kunbee:
U ke never

thanks dear

TheSeeker:
I called thee. What's my name doing on your signature?

abomi-country!