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TheSeeker:
N2D, na you call am Guinea fowl oooooo

stop twisting my words, i said pig not fowl

oya, make we begin dey play basketball jare

olusolami:
Dear Ex,
i have seen your new girl and she aint that pretty judging by the way you are already cheating on her too, well im sure you wana come back, but too late bro cos u blew it,

i dont think he is aiming that low again

ibkaye:
ex ko, zed ni

devil, abeg talk ur own nau!

TheSeeker:
No mind that boy. I heard Benz 190 is looking for him and putting a ransom on his head too

true? chei, i don get one guinea pig wey i go take practice my anger management on

Kunbee:
Yesh nao sponsored by oprah, donald trump, martha stewart etc

u no fit get better sponsors?

Kunbee:
@c2 so u hate me like this Ehn and I have been nice 2 u oo I prefer 2 be circumcised than to hookup wiv crooks lol

@n2 ehn ehn i was not dumped ebami gbe igba ope oo, so dat means we can sign up 4 dat reality show N2 & KB plus 10

do we have sponsors?

C2H5OH:
kunbi i dey gbadun you jare

if seeker&na2day no go take you again, i fit dash you 190 or eyonigger.
those two crooks will take very good care of you

u harsh ooo, na my kunbee u dey yab like that

190:
easier said dan done!
gollum!

oya, try ya luck na

C2H5OH:

wetin?

Kunbee:
@N2DAY the name is KB not ovularia too many women lol and I still don't like u for dumping me after popping 4 kids and 6 on the way

who said i dumped u?

whitelexi:
I sense a little funny friction between na2day and 190. . . Una dey mend? Make i call don king?

haba! lord lexi, 190 na small pikin nau. na only one left hand upper cut i go give am hin go kpeme!

IFELEKE:
i see you displaying your skirt chasing tendencies as usual

are u mistaken me for theseeker or C2?

TheSeeker:
You no be person at all

are u looking at urself in the mirror again?

unitee:
its OK my dear I got it
eish am becoming too protective I can see lol

i dont blame u love, if i was in ur shoes, i will be over protective too, to get an extremely handsome man like me is not a day's work, u have done noble above ur fellows  

unitee:
those are names he calls me when things hots up lol lol

one is for my work line the other name for my cell line lol

dont mind him honey, he doesn't know how deeply we are in love, we will keep praying for him, ok  

galatico:
Murder Fucking Esther,
                                If I had a gun, I won't shoot you cause I'll still see your dead body, I'll rather get a "BOMB", so that what would be left of you would be pieces just like they way you tore my fragile heart into pieces, I wish I could just wrap "BOMB" all over you so that you'll die.

bros, u bi actor?  

C2H5OH:
I thought the same thing you're thinking.

All kinds of alarm bells kept going off in my head.
Like who in their righteous mind would want to go back to a babe like that?

key phrase here is "righteous mind"  

mystikal:
Some of us have been with one woman all our lives, LOL

accept my sympathy  

Niflheim:
Hi, my name is Reginald Daopubo Dokubo from Bakana and I would like to know more about the history of the Kalabari people.Plus I would also like to know if there is any Kalabari Associations here in Lagos.

I can help u with the history free of charge just bring the location fee of just 50,000 naira only

TheSeeker:
Wait until you're 18, my boy

na u sabi, i no say na me holy pass

TheSeeker:
Check your TV NL guide for when it'll be uncensored and stop watching cartoon networks

it is bcuz i am pure at heart that is why i watch cartoon network, oya confess which adult channel u dey used confuse urself for night

TheSeeker:
Citizen N2D, File your evidences through Clerk Pat to be forwarded to the His Honor's office and your case will be worked on

to who? all these corrupt ppl that is working in this fake court, i dey go babalawo

chiogo:
Really? the last part too?? Besides, very few do the first two.

yes, even the last part


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=313330.msg4416219#msg4416219 date=1251163748]depends on the financial agreement the couple have. no two marriages are alike and there is no one-size fits all marriage. every one is different[/quote]finally, a lady that is making sense

TheSeeker:
She don dislove you

bad belle!

TheSeeker:
If you point that finger at me again, I'll cut it off and feed it to my lil' lion

u lucky say when i been wan talk no dey rated pg 13, u for hear am https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/censored.gif

TheSeeker:
Citizen N2D, do you have any dispute that needs urgent attention? Have a problem with any of your numerous girlfriends?

i have a problem about u all up in the court acting like a saint, chei!  and i have a problem with my EX, Tubabie, who seduced and deceived me with her beauty from one eye like that

chiogo:
I'll be happy to split the bill if he cooks, cleans, oh and gives birth too.

i thought we already do that

Outstrip:
I read the story but obviously you did not

oh i did and u did not, she is the one running tooth and nail for another guy, the guy said i am not ready, she said i can't wait, what do u want the guy to do, tie her down?

190:
cool replies
never knew that ladies are intelligent fellows unlike most males
cant u see the 1st male that posted 2 this and the remark he made

Kudos 2 u ladies
kip the replies flowing

why are u calling urself out like that, we already know, no need to shout it on the roof tops


FYI: u are the 1st male to post on this thread

IFELEKE:
Honourables tubabie and Theseeker, please ensure sanity in the court room while we proceed on recess.

court don suffer, see the kin ppl u take put for court, abeg me go go see babalawo jor

MyPeace:
A woman is a help mate! A womans financial responsiblity is to compliment his efforts, close up his laspses. Where circumstances makes a woman the breadwinner, she has to endure and pray for a change, God didnt make it that way.

see how quick una dey take God join the thing when bills time don reach but if the man quote talk say bible say make u dey subject to am, una go begin blow grammar like say no tomorrow

chiogo:
It goes to my pocket. duh.

true confession, God go catch all of una one by one

IFELEKE:
Happy Birthday Blu(Belated Though) Ase yi sha'a modun oo 

uhmm na2day, i see. . .

na wetin u see?

bluespice:
wow!
MHC thanks ma'am
i sure will remember u when next i have a bottle of bubbly
seeker n na2day, eyin ashewo oshi
e ko iranu yin kuro lori thread mi jare!

thanks guys really appreciate the wishes

it wasnt me ooo, na theseeker, that guy don spoil no bi small

waterworks:
ahh blandyne na today? beware oh!!

u better explain to my wife unitee say u no mean na2day? but na today? bcuz she don dey think say i be jamaican

unitee:
wot naw

not again

it wasn't me

TheSeeker:
E don tey wey I know say God don punish you [s]Oh boy when I look the guy pic, I shock. . . shuuuu!!![/s]

why u dey tell the poor guy say God punish am? shey God tell say hin bi shoe marker?

i am always afraid that i will be too good for her

Kunbee:
N2D u have shotgun in your fat dreams or na opa oranmiyan u get mschew

ovularia, i been think say u love me b4