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TheSeeker:
How you take sabi her sex drive? Abeg make we forget am. Make we talk something else.

i say she is my sista and na me train am b4 she graduate b4 me

ebila:
Love is a very interesting topic and alot of people have their own opinions concerning it.So,describe love in just one word and give reasons why you used that word.I'm gonna kick start this.

My single-word description of love is ANNOYING!
Annoying because it makes you do things you ordinarilly would not do without leaving you any choice.It makes people see you as stupid when all you're trying to do is make things work.It makes you say sorry even when you're not wrong.Now you see why it's annoying right?

kai! e bi like say u dey vex. anywhoz, back to the topic, describe sex love in one word, hmmmmm, i will go with [size=16pt]ME[/size], reason, bcuz i am all that 

TheSeeker:
You yarn correct. As you dey play your CD, e never skip and e no dey skip. But why, you come use sistawoman as example na? Abeg free the woman na.

no bi like so, sistawoman na my sista but her sex drive no get part 2, if i get her kind of sex drive i go kill persin

my fone is rejecting ur number, it keeps saying blood of Jesus

countrygrl:
Cos he's wondering hw ur friend could expect u 2 get married 2 s'mun U don't even know,n4 3 n a half yrs,DAMN! N as 4 what I said b4,I'm serious, do I look like I lie on saturday mornings?


N don't worry,I'd see u as sumthing apart from a means of procuring a green card if I found U attractive,regardless of ur nationality,U dig?

[size=16pt]What are you saying? [/size]

ignore him, he had 2 much 2 drink

TheSeeker:
Shuuuuu!!! Pastor don dey lie?

it is the 21st century son, expect miracles

TheSeeker:
lmao . Do you want Crowley or Crowney? Oh boy I dey look Obama yesterday as the man dey shack beer, I come dey imagine say if him dey bar how him go look like?

no mind obama, if hin dey bar hin go still dey form cool guy, make dem give am kai-kai and ogogoro hin go talk true

TheSeeker:
Brothers-in-Christ will not do that. As for film trick, not sure I'm a big fan of that. But can it be somewhat like a horror movie?

But my girl fine sha, that one na sure facto.

na pastor lie to u say ur brothers in christ go wait for u when gbege burst?

C2H5OH:
She's a hottie. She even promises to cook for you. Bump her to the front of the line sharp sharp.

but she get tail for yansh!

OgidiBoy:
@ na2day,

You and who be neighbors, I live in a gated community in Preston Hallow. Me and Mark Cuban share the same privacy fence. If you come near my neighborhood you will be arrested.

na only preston hallow, preston shallow ko? me self dey live on preston next to the Bushes, in fact, i still dey wait for olokpa to come arrest me for breaking into my own house   i hear say na a sure way to drink beer with Obama for WH  

TheSeeker:
Na today I just dey see my wife, abi na today I just see B? If J catch me, I go run come your house come hide. Me and you no be partners again? We're friends - heavenly friends, remember?

u neva see where persin dey dust leave hin friend? e go do u like film trick

TheSeeker:
Can't be a Tyson or Lennox Louis in the house, homie. Don't worry, we won't even have to altercate to the point of having to punch her. If I'm your neighbor and you lay your hands on your wife, PD's number is top on my speed dial.

As for B, I still maintain, she ain't as beautiful as my wife. B fine pass your wife? Who be that babe on your profile sef? Allah really bless am.

i know it is friday nite and bois don shack, so u don dey see double, make Jay Zee catch u, my hand no dey

TheSeeker:
Was already written on a diary, I guess. Maybe we should ask him if there was a timetable he had made before his offer was turned down

all these bois wey dey shout like say dem go die if dem no get sex, when dem jam woman wey want the thing like sistawoman, na dem go dey talk lata say, e don do, say she too like koko

hotteju:
When you say girls that dont cook or claim that guys are bossy
what do you mean by that?

And why would you want to get married to someone who cannot cook and is probably not willing to learn?

You better start to practise how to prostrate
cos you must end up with a yoruba chick by fire by force

i reject it in Jesus name[size=3pt] ***runs off to mountain of fire for prayer of protection***[/size] 

C2H5OH:
ki lo de. you plan to marry mr na2day by force by fire ni?

she has to wait in line like all the others

TEXASGIRL:
Houston

oh kool, i come there once in a black moon

TheSeeker:
You have to be the first at this. I want to see you take the shot, homie . I see your already taking the giant step. _{Soliloquizing *praying you're in that cowboy state*}

ain't happening homie

OgidiBoy:
I'm not surprised, all the Nigerian men in Texas are . . . . . including that yeye boy na2day, he is the chief of woman wrapper

dude, i live next to u and i am still waiting for u to pack ur load and leave

TheSeeker:
I don't think he was sure, he said, ". . . 4 to 7 years". Just imagine

that sounds like an accurate estimation nau

chiogo:
No, they don't sell garri where I live but I'm sure it's sold somewhere. I've had garri before oo, just not with milk. lmao

sweet heart, let me deliver u from the bondage u have been placed. u mean u have never tried soaked garri and milk? ha, u have missed the best part of life sha; i am coming to where ever u are in the states to save u quick quick b4 u perish. garri with milk topped with some milo and kuli-kuli, heaven on earth no joke.

TheSeeker:
Yes, I do --- and dare I say it's the one of the very first features I fell in love with about you

ehen! so u like the nose so that when una fight and u punch am, if she call police u go talk say na so the nose bi naturally ko?

TheSeeker:
Please leave my girl alone ooooooooooo. She's more beautiful than Jay's Queen B.

no make thunder fire u oo!

ossai84:
How in the hell are you supposed to wait 4 to 7 years without having sex with someone you love?

how in heaven did u get to count the number of years accurately when ur mind was on sex?

TheSeeker:
LMAO!!! Really? What about you? Oh I remember we made a choice sometime ago that you'd get to heaven and reserve a space for me, if women were going to send men to hell; given that you can do that before me, I'd like us to follow suit with this one. Be on the line first, I'll be at your back.

this is the problem with good memory, my friend join the line and stop waiting for me, must i always be the first?

Kelvinj:
C'mon, watz ar u guyz beefing 4? Or haz d advice turn 2 quarrelz as usual?

TheSeeker:
Beef between you? I don't think na2day, if that's who you mean, meant what he said as an insult. I see it more as a joke. _{Never had a quarrel with him anyways}

abeg, u dey mind am

TEXASGIRL:
Thank you! Who know's his motivation, he may not even know. I am beyond that. I am still a bit hurt because the love was there, but it was all an illusion. Picked myself up, dusted myself off, now on to the greener pastures. We reap what we so, and God will take care of it.

where in TX are u @ ?

yw

will save him but place a lock on my username

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=303410.msg4281243#msg4281243 date=1249097166]awwwww ur so sweet. i wish i could say the same for ur brother mydingo.[/quote]lol, yeah, that guy needs help big time

TEXASGIRL:
Lol, I told you I was attractive. See men are replacable just as women. I'll make sure never to curse in front of this one, just for ya'll.

the leopard can not hide the spots on its skin

platinumnk:
I no fit shout!

may ur vista screen perish and burn


MJ did not teach us that, if u dont love my nose, my hubby loves it.

rotflmao why u dey yab microsoft nau? vista screen, good one is ur hubby lexi?

countrygrl:
aighttt, I give you that benefit of a strong doubt. So is that all you do? I mean like just answer questions. You don't have any Dr. Phil(LOL)

Dr. who? girl plzzzzz!

countrygrl:
Well I guess that depends on who you ask. If you ask the whites in America they would truly not give me the benefit of being totally American.(So during slavery they started call us African Americans. Now, because I am some what educated I hold de ties to Africa. So even though I am a African America, I am still a African by blood lines (do you feel me--

well there are few AAs that claim africa, that much i can tell u

countrygrl:
Oh you in Dallas, I am a country girl from Memphis, TN. Trying to do my thing in the big NYC.

oh kool

platinumnk:
yes, that we must love who we are in spite of what may be against us.

And thatwe are the world, we're the ones who make a better place.

Dont make me cry o

abeg cry, i go get bucket. u shld learn to extend ur nose or cut it off, which ever one he did

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=303410.msg4281122#msg4281122 date=1249092779]na new york u dey? na2day? lol[/quote]heck naw! i cant be in that mix made in hell, i am in the Big D! D = Dallas


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=303410.msg4281131#msg4281131 date=1249093160]mostly africans living in america.

i see ur not african. r u? [/quote]african in my blood all the way baby

chiogo:
NY is 4 hrs away from me but I dunno about meeting some nairalanders

i know right

countrygrl:
It is YOU!!! What do you want from meeeeeeeeeeeeee

can't i answer ur questions?