₦airaland Forum

Adrenaline:
C'mon Mivoh, lol, ok its ok if u wana keep ur age a secret for now.
You sound like a fun person anyway, ill bet u meet most of my criteria i listed up there.
Wat exams are you preparing for?

dude that is my kid sis u are yanning rubbish to, we have trained her for a highly classy man with some serious blinge. and my guy just a word of advise, improve ur toasting skillz u are way too dry, u go single for life ooo  

Mivoh:
I'm not even sure. . .
I'm a bit clueless when it comes to school. I just follow the crown, blend in with the oda zombies

oya, go back to ur room!

chinesedoll:
@
alright I have heard you
but for agreeing to this thread for the next 1 month I wont go down on you

abeg na! it is the devil's fault  

TheSeeker:
Answer my questions? BTW, who's fault is it that you don't have my back? Again, answer my questions

thunder go soon fire u

i was thinking u at my place, candle light dinner, what do u think?

TheSeeker:
You're still my homie, I was just watching your back to make you're you're not mincing sentiments with true judgment.

What are you watching? Why are you watching? Who are you watching? Since when have you been watching? How long will you be watching?

I no like fight, refer to reason 1.

chei! e bi like say u forget to take ur meds again

back2back:
how true is this?

as true as the fact that leopards have spots on their skin

Mivoh:
awwwwww

Mivoh:
What do you mean 
are u trying to accuse me of something

nope, just my drugs that u took i am accusing, u know i got nothing but love for u little sis

Mivoh:
Why would you think i'm abusing drugs 
LOL, i believe in tough love that's all 
Thats what my mum used on us kids, i'm just passing down the system.

u mean venting it down the system

hello, it is working now

TheSeeker:
E get anything wey that your eyes no dey see? You sure say no be satellite?

So she wan divorce you now and you no count am put? Chinesedoll, bring the papers over, I'll show my solidarity and accompany him to all the court proceedings.

i think say we bi brothers?

bluespice:
lol nothing yet sir
ill holla ver soon tho
ya know how we be

i dey watch 2 of una ooo

TheSeeker:
Which Kerosene? He said he's seen it, all of a sudden, he wants to interrupt transmission and remove his "Chinesedoll".

@Na2Day, can you tell me why you put her on your exception list, Sir?

u like fight ooo

whitesturd:
HI everyone, in the house.i dont know what to do oh.i and my boyfriend have been going out for the past three years.he has this friend that he is always gisting me about that they were very close before the friend travelled out.he always says nice things about him and they talk evryday on phone.my boyfriend says they are best friends.i even talk with this guy anytime he calls him.
Recently,my boyfriend said this guy was coming home he was so happy and i was too looking 4ward to meeting this guy.when he came to my boyfriend's house,my boyfriend introduced us and i thought he was friendly,only for him to come to my boyfriend's house one day and started making passes at me while my boyfriend was in his room.i thought it was a joke af first but later realized it wasnt.i told this guy off immediately but he said we should make it a secret that we should have sex.i slapped him.if not for the fact that my boyfriend was running the bath,he would have heard the slap.the guy then started begging me not to tell my boyfriend that it was a mistake.i told him he was very stupid.
Though this happened 4days ago.i dont know if i should tell my boyfriend cos he is always bragging about him trusting his friend and dat he can leave him wt his wife.this is the person that wanted to sleep with me.my boyfriend likes him a lot,he would be so hearttbroken if i tell him this.but i feel i should still tell him.pls,i am confused.should i tell him or not?

the only reason he is after u is bcuz u were in front of him, next time stay behind him, that way u will be the one after him

Adrenaline:
smart, intelligent
God fearing
easy on the eyes (with all the right curves)
preferably light complexioned
not too tall
not the typical money hungry, materialistic chic (ready to take care of her though)

I need a chic that is all this and more, I need her now!
Applicants can reach me here solidestiny@yahoo.com

Waiting. . . . .

una don come again

bluespice:
bitch pls
https://i29.tinypic.com/4pwb3c.jpg

lol seeker u making a black woman blush
aunty mi chinese dem no fit u no see wetin i talk?
teju, truts me when i say them niggis on here aint worth ur time

madam, na who u dey call niggis?

chinesedoll:
Blue report to me now now, what is going on here
where are the people saying Lagos girls are not wife materials

Na2day

I am sending my Lawyer over with the divorce papers now

honey, i no count u put nau

TheSeeker:
Na2day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok ooooo! Na you talk am oooo. If that girl, hotteju, catch you she go roast you. Make I introduce to am sef  

make i no talk true again, na wetin i see i dey yan so

dibolic:
i was at the bar with my nigerian friend  we discuss about babe and girls preson told me the he will like to go to village and marry  woman  i ask him why he told me 95% of lagos babes are girl friend materials not wify . we are arguing on this for long
according to me  i think its communication proble with man and woman here .  so nairaland Brothers and sista  i need your  view
on this   mattar ,  accroding  to him lagos babe keep 4 to 5 boy friends and sleep with them you never know she love u or not.
even her mother told him better go village  ,  this lagos babe can leave u any time  if they see better thing ,

i will say 95% is too high but yes must are definitely not wife material and i even dont consider them girl friend material either, i think they make good "playmates' nothing more. it is not just a lagos thing, it happens in any major happening city nigerian babes find themselves, PH, Warri, london, NYC, LA, ATL, Maryland in MD, Chicago(those ones are something else), Houston, Rome (ewww!) etc

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=294928.msg4284595#msg4284595 date=1249156859]Dont be silly y'all its possible. She may be lying, but its possible[/quote]does chlorine mean anything to u?

hotteju:
I think the Love arrow just stuck me
I AM IN LOVE

We need a wedding planner

dont  worry, dem plenty for NL  


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=83388.msg4284565#msg4284565 date=1249156151]hotteju u r very lucky o my daughter. me sef i dey jealous u small [/quote]u shld bi  

Moyola:
dhiz luff na elele!!

no bi small thing  

Moyola:
lol! some proposal here bhoi!!

HotTeju oooo!!

e didn't easy, na loff

justwise:
And if i do?

ever been bitch slapped b4?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=83388.msg4284370#msg4284370 date=1249153431]u see urself . instead of u to start listing all ur good qualities for the fine girl, u dey there dey diss her. ha god dey[/quote]chei! na true u talk ooo.


oya fine girl, how do u does? u know say the very minute wey i view u like so, my heart lost, when i go look again, my heart appear, if u no go mind fine girl, i want to be ur onez and onlyz, infact, i want to be ur style plus with plenty[size=16pt] +[/size]s and no [size=16pt]-[/size]s, i want to faze u not just tuface u bcuz i get blackface but bcuz say i don kolo for u finish. if no bi for omotola i for don marry u now now bcuz dem no dey call me lagbaja for nothing. so as i dey yan, u bi my lovina and i bi ur big lo, i no get 2shotz bcuz i 9ice like that ask mode 9. u still no wan believe me? i go amplifyd my crew with some Slam just to prove say i don Kush for u finish. I know say u ur name no bi Sade or Asha but u still be my true African china; no look me say i too bi Mr. Cool, dat one na just for effect, for bedroom i be Ruggedman, pure kokomaster Dbanj style. i get plenty money to pour for ur bodi, e easy? i bi king for my villa nau, na hin make dem dey call me Sound Sultan, by the way i don already arrange for Pasto Goody Goody for our wedding so we fit Maintain for Olu place till the party start . ehen, no go near that my new house boi Eedris Abdulakreem, hin ney dey take hin eye see woman, now hotteju will u marry me?

justwise:
What do u smoke? why are u getting worked out?

justwise:
Don't even waste ur time replying her, just don't understand why some pple are full of anger

i don't know where u fell from but i've using all my energy i got from my breakfast to broker peace and i dont need u to stir up nothing, u hear?  

Mivoh:


Brother na2day? i've left her O!

good girl


@ countrygrl

i told ya, things are under control now, the sugar rush is over and the floor is all urs now

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=83388.msg4284318#msg4284318 date=1249152845]that white thing na . . . . . piece of cloth mugu[/quote]my bad, e resemble tail. i been think say she never complete her evolution

countrygrl:
Why is that? Because I post my question how is that irritating. You are being that towards me, but yet, I answer you in a maturing, online posting way. This questions was asked days ago, and people post their replies. What is your problem, give it a rest already.

ignore her, she is my sista, she took my meds instead of hers this morning and she kind'a high at this moment but she will calm down lata i promise

Mivoh:
BECAUSE YOU ARE WASTING SPACE ON NAIRALAND !!! 

U! i need to talk to u for backyard 

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=83388.msg4284254#msg4284254 date=1249152074]na2day u be mugu for that comment [/quote]na wetin i do, u no see her profile pic? i see white thing for there na, e resemble rabbit tail

TheSeeker:
Good! Hope say you pray about this health bill?

i forget  

ok, time out, u 2 need to give it a rest, and Mivoh the girl owe u money?

TheSeeker:
Yes, must be. You go club yesterday? WAKE THOU FROM THY SLUMBER, young man.

na night vigil i go ooo!

_{subscribing while ordering my popcorn} 

TheSeeker:
Your mind don spoil finish. . Whaddup this mornning, dawg?

don know yet bro, i just keep sleeping and waking, must be saturday

countrygrl:
Anyway,

I haven't talk to my(bf) since Thursday. He got upset that I ask my good friend about the situation. He was like "Oh, you took our business to your friend?" I told him that I needed her advice because I know that she is not bias and give me a honest opinion. Then he said I will call you back. Well I waited for a day. Nothing, then I call he didn't answer, so later I call block my number and he answered as soon as he heard my voice he hung up and that was it.

So I guess that is it. And, I really did like him alot.

girl, i will just tell u this, he is not worth the stress, just my 2 cents and u know in this economy, 2 cents is alot