₦airaland Forum

Gabry:
Than wassup with your formula on women sef?

if i tell u, i might have to kill u

me!

FL Gators:
who dey ask?

FL Gators:
Why I go pay for?

for one u are getting the most handsome man in the world, two, i am the only guy with a 7 pack

FL Gators:
hair where?

@post
same ol sam ol

same ol' same ol' as in skin or same ol' same ol' as in boxer panties

FL Gators:
lol itz alright, it's alright.

Don't worry, I'd let you pay for the wedding, dnt fret

nope, na u dey pay

C2H5OH:
don't want a jobless lady either unless she's hotness.  sperm material deserves a few months of attention i guess.

i heard thjavascript:void(0);at!  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=284076.msg4028521#msg4028521 date=1245027260]too late , my heart is already locked and the key belongs to someone else.[/quote]to who? my twin?  


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=284076.msg4028524#msg4028524 date=1245027379]It seems a gerbil crawled up your rectum.[/quote]nah! that was ur rectum, stop looking into the mirror, it is confusing u  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=284076.msg4028505#msg4028505 date=1245026854]pele oo, am just saying cuz thats wot i heard here oo [/quote]madam ovularia, when r we getting married sef, u bring 80% of the price money and i will get the remaining 20% from ur parents  

FL Gators:
Stop trying to make me go offtopic with you.
Just thank God say naija sun no even burn the hair on your head

yes oo, i thank God say i still get hair.


@ topic

u already know

FL Gators:
rotflmao.

Them need to export you go, less trouble over here

why u dey hang me dry like so?

FL Gators:
so you telling me, that nobody in your village wants you?

rotfl

i said i dont want them exporting one to me, major difference  


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=284076.msg4028488#msg4028488 date=1245026521]na2day, you hear your brother sauron, he's going to sponsor his own wedding. follow his footsteps and all ladies will come to you  
nobody really wants a jobless man[/quote]the guy na mumu, i dey follow the woman asap, after all na love  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=284076.msg4028484#msg4028484 date=1245026302]How can a lady sponsor my own wedding? Not in this life or next.
I might as well give her my testicles to wear like a badge of honour.
It's pathetic for any man to depend on a woman to sponsor the wedding.[/quote]and if that lady is rich, say Beyounce, u go still dey argue?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=284076.msg4028477#msg4028477 date=1245026088]lol ok I'll pass. I hope another candidate comes your way though. goodluck in your search [/quote]u can't just give up like that, it is sin. u have to fight for it, show ur worth!

Secretz:
Yes I could sponsor my own wedding, but whether I would is another thing entirely. Wouldn't bother getting married to him otherwise. What hope is there for the actual marriage if he can't contribute to the wedding itself? No guy better even discuss wedding plans with me, if he cannot even foot 50% of the bill. Mess off.   

honey if u can handle 50% of the bill i am game bcuz last night i saw an ad on my borrowed tv that says "for every other thing, there is master card", and i think i still got a few of those MCs from those generous dead folks  

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=284076.msg4028458#msg4028458 date=1245025659]so you get money to pay househelp. why you looking for wife shior[/quote]bcuz my village ppl don give me deadline for marriage, otherwise dem go send me woman from village and i dey fear, she fit bi momi-water

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=284076.msg4028451#msg4028451 date=1245025471]yeah I will call u soon. you have to pick the kids from school and babysit them while i'm at work though. and also wash the dishes and clean the house. prepare my meal and the kids meal and make sure to clean the toilet as well before I get back from work.  expect my call ok[/quote]kool, i have a house help that is willing to do all that 


FYI: dont forget to send ur extensive resume and a paragraph of why u think u r the one

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=284076.msg4028444#msg4028444 date=1245025257]lol u no well at all.[/quote]

FL Gators:
na  2day? no be you?

kai! make una no pour sand sand 4 my garri ooo!  

FL Gators:
rotflmao. e be like say u dey in north Nigeria where u throw water on the ground and it dries up seconds after

@Post
Black T and boxer panties

why u dey insult nigeria like that? TX hot pass naija hands down.


@ topic

same ol' same ol'

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=284076.msg4028006#msg4028006 date=1245017194]Never!
Will he also wear the skirt and blouse?

A man ought to be a man abeg[/quote]we might as well since u ladies now aggressively compete for our clothes  


@ poster

dont let it bother u. i have a friend who's girl is doing the same thing right now, she moved up the wedding date by 6months and says her family will pay.  desperate times calls for desperate measures my friend  

FYI: if there are any ladies in NL that can sponsor our wedding(her and me) plz contact me on this number 781-452-2080. plz be ready 2 pay the bills 4 the next 3 yrs, then i will aggressively take over  

FL Gators:
Let's get back to topic, dnt wanna vex MC

@post
na2day? is wearing nothing

ssssshh! must u tell the whole world? it is not my fault, it is getting to hotish here and this AC is not cutting it

FL Gators:
lol

dont worry, i will make sure this is wat i will hv on when i come visiting

to the idiot above, for the next 5mins,  i have a complain to render to God, why the heck did he make u a human? and if it is not his fault but evolution's as they told us, then i need to talk to Darwin asap! 

FL Gators:
lol, Howz about you just dnt wear anything

@Post
same thing

i like that option

FL Gators:
rotfl

@post
Black Ts and boxer panties

iight, since u decided to change, let me go find my "I void warranties" t-shirt

FL Gators:
I'm just wearing what I owre yest, and the day before, and the day before that. . . .
I'm loving my natural perfume right now

ha! i know for sure, we r both wearing the same designer stuff, the best designer in da world

FL Gators:
I no know o, how do you do?

quit lying baby, u knw 4 sure oya, wat r u wearing? answer the question

tape worm

FL Gators:
lmao.

u know as i do

Gabry:
It comes to show that u are actually mocking God

mock God ke? no oooo, i no get that kin stubbornness, i dey only protect my sista

IyaKadijat:
trust me-there is a reason we do it! Sometimes, we just don't want to be bothered-especially if we have a boyfriend or significant other and don't want to have to go thru the whole "I got a man" routine to the hungry beasts that call themselves men. LOL

are u accusing me of sumtin?

[quote author=George_D link=topic=283409.msg4027317#msg4027317 date=1245006465]I'd be more careful if I were you. The same 'hungry beasts' you're trying to run away from
is what is turning you into a pretender.

It's amusing how we build walls around ourselves to keep away the wolves without while
at the same time making ourselves prisoners within. [/quote]omg u nailed it

muyoto:
which one is interpret dececny? Abeg make we hear word!!

well, not every1 is half as perverted as u r

u dont wanna know

IyaKadijat:
I've heard something like that before in real life, lol. Won't elaborate anymore-I will get in trouble on here, o!

really? i am dying to hear this

fruit fly