₦airaland Forum

FL Gators:
S.M.H

oya, wetin bi S.M.H? and i know say no bi hospital name

slimfine:
you again? boy! you need to get off my case!

why is this comparison necessary?

well u should stop having a case and then i can get off it the comparison is real and worth looking at for those of us that have been to both ends of the pole can testify

tpiah:
seriously, where do you get your figures from? 99.9 percent of the Cuban population isnt black? Because you're seeing "white" Cubans in your area, therefore that means blacks make up 0.01% of the population in Cuba? Naija statistics again.

And you people should stop flattering yourselves- the millions or billions of Nigerians abroad are there for economic reasons- either legal or illegal ones. Its not the same thing as a westerner travelling to Nigeria. sheesh.

Dont know if you realise its not about the gala itself.

abeg if una understanding no reach I'm not God who gives it.

dumb to the power of 20! as u dont know how to read between the lines let me explain it to u, when i say cuba is not 99.9% black i was drawing an inference to nigeria being largely a black populace. yes, there are black Cubans but be sure not to call every dark skinned person there black. i dont have the time to educate u on how to identify a black person but if u use google, i am sure u will find what are common features or characteristics of the black race i don tire to dey give u free education, for more on my post, see me in private and i will charge u accordingly.

No2Atheism:
Back to sender an infinite number of times  


@acidrop

Don't mind na2day jare, I am basically telling you that:



- @whitelexi is the greatest, any other guy is a counterfeit.
- If u have not encountered @whitelexi you have not encountered a man.
- With @whitelexi, you sorrows are going to be taken away.
- @whitelexi is the best thing since slice bread.
- @whitelexi created grammar
- @whitelexi invented science
- @whitelexi is as good as they say

dude, no let me ask for ur head ooo, na wetin now? abi girl don finish for NL? i only get one and whitelexi get the rest but u still one thief the one wey i get?

acidrop:
u again?

dont worry honey, i have my shotgun at the ready



@ topic

his looks like my next bush meat

slimfine:
of course I will marry you ! I am a very practical person. I just want my guy to be a participant in our wedding both financially and physically. I am not the Cinderella type! it won't be fair for him to just ride on the back seat while I take care of all our wedding expenses j[b]ust like it is not fair for my guy pay all our bill without my contribution! [/b]

good, i will remember that and i will inform ur hubby when u get married

yjay:
1st time, 4th time wat difference does it make? i'm certain that even if shes been to ur place 50tiimes u ll still be singing the same song!!!!

will u sleep with a guy on ur 1st date? if ur answer is no, plz leave his money alone. OLE!

acidrop:
i tire ooo, wat is u d f***king best, hahahahahahah, nawa ooo oxone u can do better than that song ooo,

no wonder their love life is so boring and oxone always seem to be missing for weeks on end, we always have to go find him and bring him back to her

michelin89:
Dear Motherfucking bastard,

                                            I am writing this letter with my heart on my hand as I want to express my hatred and despise for you. I think you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me. So rude, so bush, so duh! But you know what, I must admit you are one of a kind and that's why I can't stop hating you.

You speak rubbish all the time. You are a fucking misogynist. You droll over girls who don't give a motherfucking shit about you. Hey you dickhead didn't you know Mukina is my babe? I'll cut your privates when next I see you admire my gurl. This said back to us.

OBNOXIOUS, they say love is opposite of hate, but i think they are wrong. These two feelings are so strong, so similar that sometimes they cross borders to become one another according to the moment. But don't worry, nothing like that is going to happen to us: there is no way my hate will become love.

Whenever I see your posts and my name in them me heart flips in anger. Then I'd like to take a saw and cut you into pieces. But before that take out my butcher knife to skin you alive and use your intestine as my jumping rope.

Can you see the dept of my feelings? Never in my life have I hated someone like I hate you. These feelings are eating me up. I can't eat, can't sleep and can't drink, because I wish I could eat your motherfucking tongue, sleep with your skin as my sheet and drink your blood. That's how much I wish to have you. I'd like to burn you into ashes and spray you on my garden, so that everything I'd know I was walking on your motherfucking ass.

What have you done to me? Will ever stop hating you? Ireally hope my feelings are reciprocated,

See you in hell,

                        the bitch mod.

michelin89:
Seun = Obnoxious now?? That girl dey see Seun everywhere!

michelin89:

Abeg make una contribute na! Write a letter to the man who bedded us all.

finally, i now know why seun stripped sean21T of her mod rights, it is even a bigger embarrassment than i thot.  one thing though, it helped me  to come to this conclusion that nigeria's problems are largely due to biological mistakes like the 2 we have here on NL 

bluespice:


@ topic gimme a cross between the geek n the eyecandy

if all else fails, ill settle for the cross between the eyecandy n the geek

i see on both counts i pass with flying colors

slimfine:
This kindda of question and comparison would only come from a naija man!

what is wrong with the question?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=285360.msg4047108#msg4047108 date=1245302379]you really can't compare the naija to the US
yes over here the girls will pay for their stuff but they're not required to be submissive or take rubbish from any man

in naija on the other hand, where the girl is required to be submissive and lick his fee, of course he should pay for her. nothing wrong with that

I definitely support the girl. did u see the other topic on wife cost of maintenance? pretty much goes to show how women are regarded as property with naija men.[/quote]since u dont live in naija, u wont know. naija girls have dropped the submissive gown long ago, they will tell u they are sophisticated ladies and not from the village, so i say go all the way and be very independent when it comes to money too or even fixing the car  

acidrop:
yeah which list? hey boo, could hardly sleep last nyt whitout u by my side hope u had a gr8 nyt

last nite was awesome, i am definitely looking forward to 2nite

tpiah:
I dont see anything dumb about his post and btw, what's high value about hawking gala in lagos traffic?

The question is, where's the information going, and who exactly will be using it?

Our Nigerian "brothers" with American connections? Some other foreign power with interests in Nigeria?

The US itself is always on the lookout for spies and locks them up regularly. Just last week or so I was reading about an old couple who they said were spying for Cuba using shopping carts or something similar.

There's something called hiding in plain sight.

number one, that is cuba where 99.9% of the population is not black. haba, make una use common sense nau. if they want to spy on our gala secrets, they will send sum1 that can easily mix among the population and wont stand out so obviously, maybe another african in their pay sheet. a friend of mine has been doing research for abt 5 yrs here in the usa and canada for nigeria, traveling back and front, so i guess he is the nigerian spy we sent here bah? una no get work

SeanT21:
That's very wrong of her.Stay away from her because as U can see the lady is not independent.

i am ashamed of how some girls have the guts to even defend the lady, it is pathetic on all grounds

C2H5OH:
real talk

my broda, this is a pure case of "eat ur cake and have it", naija girls no go kill us

seeklove:
I could very well be. Being an agent for CIA is not a crime; it is a job of honnor, and a job of patriotism.

I do not doubt that the guy is on research. But what I am saying is that it very possible for CIA to have an agent who is a street hawker. But like somebody said, they will not use a white man for such a job in Nigeria where one can easily spot him. There are so many Nigerian Americans who can blend in the Nigerian street without anybody suspecting. I believe CIA would rather use a Nigerian American agent or at least a black agent for such a mission.

yea, the CIA will send an obvious whiteman to hawk the streets of lagos to get all that high value info. well when u see the world through ur prime it is easy to think that everyone else is at least half as dumb as u are, no offense

rechelle:
Oh wait, just yesterday i saw two Asian looking guys  riding okadas with their Nigerian passengers. Both were at Awolowo road, ikeja. You could see from the way the passengers thrusted one of theirs hand (pointing to a particular direction in a bid to assist the foreigner locate his place of destination) that the riders were totally clueless about what the job description a la skill entailed.
As they rode in all akwardness, with the bikes trembling from left to right, the passangers held their helments in place with one hand and used the other for directions. It was an 'out-of-place' type scene cos there were two bikes, each with his own passenger, and almost exact wombly riding, within a 10min interval. I remember unconsiously mumbling the word 'wierd' and just continued walking. That said, i think this guy is really who he says he is, Americans are like that, they can go all out for any initiave that supports their grades, economy or general well-being of their nation, think its called patriotism? Unfortunately not many Nigerians are familiar with the word (although they have every reason not to).

And by the way, there's a reason why the word is 'Under-Cover'. Thats an over emphasised expression reinforcing its purpose


Back to sleep now. NYSC clearance continues tomorrow.
Night.

wow! here is a smart one! -sighs-

Ujujoan:
What if she’s already Tumbling in the hay with him? I bet he’s had sex with her already but thinks it’s weird for him to pay her T. Fare.

As far as I’m concerned, the girl’s a bold girl that goes for what she wants!! Most girls won’t ask, but they are thinking it. Personally I won’t ask, but don’t expect to see me in your house again. You can sleep with me but you cant even offer to pay my T.fare home. Duh!!

yea, bye bye, dont come to my house again, thats what i will tell u if u say u arent coming back bcuz i refuse to pay for transport, that to me is good riddance to bad rubbish

Ujujoan:
That’s wat you think!! Some guys are Cheapskates in capital letters!!!

i rather be a cheapskate than a fool thank u. since naija girls want to show how westernize they are, i say take it all the way, if u are on a date in the usa, u dont expect the guy to pay, u come with ur own money, if the guy choose to pay, fine, and u dont ask for gas money either.


[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=285360.msg4045451#msg4045451 date=1245266647]Lmao @ chk n balance. @poster- any real man wud offer transportation fare, its then up 2 d chic if she will accept or not.[/quote]i am always very weary of women that u the phrase "real man", they are about to either clean ur wallet or ur energy/dignity in some way 

Oxone:
nonsense, she should have waited till he offered instead of harassing him for one. haba on the first visit too

my brother, i tire

topeorekoy:
whats ur take? i met a lady and we started dating and she came to my house for the 1st time and she was asking for transport fare. its not like she doesn't work. she works. i just felt she wld be a liability if transport fare is a problem. she was even saying its a normal thing for me to have done. when she made it an issue, i told her that she knew she was coming to my place why didnt she leave her place with her transport fare.


i just dont wanna roll with women that cant afford 1k

hope my jugdement is right.

bros, give me hand jo, u did the right thing, if na transport money today, tomorrow na car, next wk na plane b4 u know they want u to buy them throne for heaven

slimfine:
I guess you will also pay for your daughter's rent and all while she lives with her husband after the wedding as long as he says he has a future abi? Everybody and their opinion. i will gratuitously fund SOME of my wedding expenses but will not fut the whole damn bill unless on the circumstances I listed previously. I still don't understand why the guy can't wait until he is able to do so instead of looking for a girl to dwindle!

what if as the guy, i have the money but i dont want a big wedding, just u (assuming u r the bride) and me and our families and very few friends. no big after party very low key, no expensive jewelries, will u accept such a wedding?


fyi: i am paying everything

platinumnk:
thanks baby! ure the best!


I think i aced the exam !


i put our song back on the player! mmmmm. . . . . can i have some congratulatory smooches??

which kin yeye songs bi dat? no wonder ur relationship sucks

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=284518.msg4041154#msg4041154 date=1245228256] . jealous u for wot nau? i dnt jealous u jare, ma life is 100% better now without u.

i pity for ur newest target 

acidrop, u berra start taking on your two legs now u can still cee the light oo. no say i no warn u oo [/quote]the fact my brother dumped u no mean say u go come pour sand sand 4 my garri

slimfine:
well if he is in school, I will wait for him to graduate and get a job! if he lost his job and we are planning the wedding ALREADY, then I will sponsor the wedding, if he is praying to God for money as he doesn't have any, we will wwaituuntilGod ANSWERS his prayer.

If a guy can't sponsor his own wedding what's next, I have to buy my own ring too, pay the rent, insurance etc come on!

I have a questions for you gentlemen, what if the lady in question is your daughter or sister? so you the father or brother will deem it ok for your sister/daughter to spend your family's money while the guy continue to pray to God? please lets get real! If you are not ready for the financial aspect of marriage, why marry? Wait until you can reasonably afford it!

you men of nowadays expect ladies to work, clean, bear children, be sexy while at it! during the time of my grand father, women were home makers while the guy makes most of the money! now you want women to come and marry a man and cater for all the eexpenses give us a damn Break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u r sayin it like we r asking too much of u girls and by the way, yes i can pay 4 my daughter's wedding as long as i am assured the guy has a future. like sum1 said earlier, it is customary 4 the bride family to take care of the wedding bills here in the usa but funny enough the nigerian girls refuse to observe that part of the american culture but when it comes to cooking and other stuff, they quickly dump the african culture and claim westernized, yeye!

Renz:
I wan open new thread for una ooh _{i hope say una no go be Nas and Kelis?}

Na2day, hold ur ground ooh cos i see the waiting list is filled up

which list?

acidrop:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=282930.msg4040620#msg4040620

i want u to go there n tell them am married oo,

i have given them a piece of my mind.  the food u cooked today was one in town, i am still licking my fingers, infact, i hope they are all still complete, let me count and be sure 

acidrop:
am gonna believe you

that's my darling.


@ topic

who else but this extraordinary beautiful lady called acidrop, e didnt easy

slimfine:
so what would the guy be doing while I am sponsoring for my own wedding alone?

is it that he doesn't have a job, or, suddenly broke,  or in school or what?

I really do not mind to share the bills but I need some sort of explanation to what this guy would be doing while i am spending my money alone?

well he might have lost his job, he might be poor, he might be in school etc but most importantly, he is praying somewhere and asking God, hope this is not a big mistake

acidrop:
so are u assuring me that its not true?

yup, it is not true, u r the only one that has my ring, nobody else

acidrop:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wat is this now, this one is wat me i dont like hearing ooooo.
Na2day can u tell me wat is goin on?

sweet heart, ignore them, even angelina jolie and brad pitt dey jealous us not to talk os ~sissy~ and co.

acidrop:
i will like 2 say d same about the guys so my single sis on nairaland can hook up 2, its a 2 way thing
hmmmmmm, ryt nw am married but i keep in minds, i keep getting diff gurls coming up 2 me saying diff things about my own husband, am waiting for an explanation sha if not. . . . . .

how many times have i told u to ignore all those girls that want to separate the most beautiful couple that ever lived? come here let me give u a hug and a kiss