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michelin89:
Puff puffs nor dey shame!

shame for wetin na? u dey do like say u no dey die for me, abeg go save the pic wey i get for my profile and use am as ur background for ur computer jare  

mama-gee:
Then why the heck are you saying if a guy says that he'll be crucified?

bcuz i can and how is this ur bloody business?

mama-gee:
Aren't you Fat yourself?

yes i am fat and proud abt it. how does that bother u?

Abekeade08:
first tell your friend to get a job and some self respect, then gather male friends or male members of her family to seriously threaten the guy. After that tell her to run to another part of the state where he will not find her.

or simply start her own country off the coast of nowhere

michelin89:
I wonder why fat girls like to call themselves thick. Hey you are not thick, you are sick. Lose the fat!

if a guy said this they will crucify him

mamaken:
i guess it is because of the boys. to get a free ride they r ready to lie.

boys know they have no chances with the beautiful ones ( whateva beautiful means ) so they try with the less attractive ones.
getting a lot of compliments makes them feel pretty, having a lot of "admirer" gives them self confidence. yes, probably thats the answer to your question,

so u are saying we guys should stop lying and call a spade a spade?

uniqued:
you all googles is our new love doctor ask her for any advice she is hear to answa. googles remember our share. 50-50. @ googles found a customer for u. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-411170.0.html.
advice her wisely doe, i think she is gay ( lesbian wateva) kiddin her so called girlfriend is d one with d problem . so advice her with sense.  .

true! ok doctor googles, i happen to have fallen in love with one lawyer googles, what shld i do?

mollistic:
[b]My girlfriend is in love with a guy and the guy caters for her, pay her house rent, buy her clothes, give her money to make her hair, feeding money, infact everything. But the guy is still roaming around in search of other girls and not only that a little misunderstanding between them he will disgrace her in the public, and strip her unclothed. At times the girl will be rushed to the hospital and if you see her now she's something else.
Now the girl wants to leave and he promised the girl that anyday she pack her things that she will die. He even injected her in the night but the injection is based known to him. Please my brothers and sisters this my girlfriend needs advice from me. What should I tell her?[/b]

tell ur friend to get a job!

googles:
[size=13pt]seriously you expect a girl to look in the mirror and say

damn !!! am so ugly

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honesty is a virtue

Freiburger:
A look at the mirror is supposed to tell some girls the class they belongs to in terms of beauty. but the ugly continue to make loud noises on NL while the beautifull ones sit back n watch.

DEATH! ! ! 

chic2pimp:
We All Beautiful In The Eyes Of The Lord

I'm Sorry but I couldn't keep a straight face while I typed that sentence

InesQor:
na2day, will you act your age   and stop being a nuisance?    

i see u can spell

FL Gators:
Only a spineless fool will start attacking one's identity when he has nothing else to prove or say.
Two pairs of eyes gave birth to a child, 200 pairs of eyes will teach the child.
Whenever you want babe

so technically u are a spineless fool as u were not in the conversation and as always, u work so hard to get my attention, pathetic!

InesQor:
FL Gators,   I wonder! This na2day guy must be suffering from a severe case of insecurity. I did what the thread required, and he came up in my face! THEN started threatening me when he saw that his case was hopeless. He crowns it all by recalling the day he was born   maybe wishing he wasn't?

na2day, there is something called "blending in". The fact that I speak pidgin English can tell you nothing about my identity. Get a life and stop wishing your life away over NL ladies!  

what NL ladies? just bcuz u have one ekiti idiot fanning ur egos u suddenly account urself important. mugu!

InesQor:
HAHAHA na2day I throw you the challenge. I would probably be the one working my way into your computer, and not the other way around. This guy, don't try me! You have worked with network security and you don't know what "relevant information" you need to trace one through a Simple Machines Forum?   Joker!

FL Gators, I was giving him the benefit of the doubt initially, but. . . it's a pity he seems to be cast THAT WAY in concrete.

--sighs--  idiots are born everyday. yoruba man, "no try me" and where is the part u will take ur agbada off so that i can start punching. mugu!

InesQor:
Why else is the TOR network the most respected anonymous security network? Go figure!   You may need some help from your neighbour's girlfriend (Cynthia), from her distant uncle, who works with the CIA, if you want to trace me   Go and beg her.  

@Pweety4me:   Sorry, darling. I'm done with na2day. . . what a waste! Making threats that he knows nothing about, and can never dream to pass  

earlier i was joking but since u want to prove u know sumtin, i have worked in the security field and if i need to get u i dont need the CIA dumbass, apparently u are the empty barrel here. i am done with your sorry azz

Pweety4me:
_{Fine just a bit overfull. . . how's u}?

i am doing alright, it is spring and the fishing season begins

Pweety4me:
_{Guys c'mon stop making noise i am tryna meditate. . .}

oh baby, didnt mean to bother u, but one guy like that is trying to enter my poultry to steal hens how are u doing darling

InesQor:
LMAO What a Joker! You must think you're talking to an I.T. novice.

Even my IP address (that's what the "necessary info" is called, d'uh, if you really got it from seun, which I know he will never do) cannot give you any information because I use an anonymous network security against traffic analysis (see here) so my IP address and other traffic data keeps changing

You try so hard, na2day, but I'm so sorry! 

and u honestly think u still can not be traced? --sighs--

InesQor:
You too get mouth. You don't even know the longitude and latitude of the place where I reside, let alone my city, or street, or house number. So pathetic!

that is where u are wrong, u see, after getting the necesary info from NL (thanks seun) i can now pin point ur location

InesQor:
Hahahaha na2day, in case you didn't get it the first time, here it is again

I do not apologize for whatever I believe is true, so go and kiss a red-hot stone.

there will be a drive by soonest as i have called my OPC and MEND peeps

uniqued:
whu u be? why must u announce. ehn

InesQor:
My list (its still growing)

First,

Mhismole (https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=462765 the NL pic doesn't even really do her justice at all!! )
and then, in no particular order,

THE AMAKA (no pic on NL.  )
JeSoul (no pic on NL.  )
Kunbee (no pic on NL  )
hbabe (no pic on NL. Damn! She'z fine!!  )
Yield (no pic on NL  )
SeanT21 (no pic on NL.Mehn! Talk about "African beauty!"  )
Sagluva (https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=343241 the pic on NL isn't half as pretty as she really is   )
Naijagal12 (https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=450216 I just found this one today, I don't know if it's her real pix  )

They Define Lovely!  

u are playing with fire! wetin 3 of my beauties are doing on ur public list? did they not tell u i dont share? not take Mhismole, JeSoul and SeanT21 (my baby sis, love u girl ) out of ur public list now!

michelin89:
Nah! I am single and rocking!

Suuuure! You really made my day!

anything for u baby now u can use that to ma$turbate

michelin89:
That is why our perception of fine sucks!

nope, that's why u need glasses! check out my new pic on my profile

sjeezy8:
yoo this topic is madddd old back when I thought michelin was a love peddler and platnmnk got scammedby the seeker claiming to attend UCLA lmfao

yooo dat nikku had Losangeles lakers hat and bookbag tryin to fool nikkus - hahah lmfao
plat and gators was fighting over the seeker
T[b]he seeker then came on NL as a big boy like "what ever is between me and gators is private" some unclothed pics she supposedly sent him.
[/b]
ohh man funny as shiot

DEATH! ! !

michelin89:
Hisssss. . .if you see fine you nor go know am sef.

come on now, i invented fine

Abekeade08:
No Michelin, na you Biko oo. Fine ishan beauty.

stop making her head swell, she no fine at all, i had to yab her well well b4 she added some flesh to that skeleton of hers

mamaken:
the question is:
is it funny at all to laugh people?, u r too short, u r too tall, u r too dark, u r too white, u r too fat, u r too skinny, what the f#%? is wrong in being different than the standard?
it is a mistery to me where people find time and strength to care abt how other peolpe look. has the fat lady ask u to sleep with her or to marry her NO!!!

I from my side, i will teach my children to respect everybody no matter hes looks or origins and to look behind the facede before judging human beings,
if i reach this goal, i've done a good job

slow ur roll, i have nothing against fat ppl, did u see my profile pic? i am only saying if girls on NL think its ok to say stuff against guys why can't guys do the same? it is only a fair question

OLAADEGBU:
Truly powerful and inspiring. I wish our so called popular preachers today would borrow a leaf from this man and preach such uncompromising messages.

so true but at the end of the day we will all stand in judgement for ourselves that's why Jesus said "search the scriptures for in them you think you have eternal life and they are which testify of me". bottom-line, we are responsible for our own final destination in terms of choices we make

Pweety4me:
_{But u cool down naw. . .}

hey baby, i am cool. how are u doing?

Ujujoan:


What's up with all these silly threads about fat girls

dont u girls make fun of fat guys? so why is this thread silly?

BLOOD OF JESU! (with a serious yoruba accent) i use to visit this website 419eaters back in the day but this is my first time seeing that they actually made these fools go nude