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did u know that boyfriend 9.0 is a tr0jan and a w0rm combined? once it infects u it will activate at an appointed time and read your address book then reach out to every1 on it and infect them too and your best friend will now own boyfriend 9.0 too. kindly call the geek squad to look into removing this from your system by installing reality 10.0 premium edition

who is the idiot that keeps deleting my post?

parislomo:
awwwww. . . you are far too kind. Thanks for the smile. xo

u r welcome darling

Mhismole:
naw naw naw u got that wrong honey, the chics u cheat with definitely dont knw your in a rel (the ones that do r a disgrace to womankind then), thats why its called lying, deceiving, cheating. no girl wants take on anodaz remnants, or share her man. infact thats true, i cnt share you. bye bye!
*_{dusts her shoes and is off to look for anoda bedmate}

obviously u dont watch the show cheaters if u do u wont have said wat u just said now. anywayz, u arent going no where bcuz there is no other guy that will give it to u like i do

parislomo:
I'm blushing

awwwww but u know it is the truth, u are an angel

elowa:
u know say na una camp i dey too , guess she just got the word "control" twisted. a man has got to be "a man"

preach it brother, preach it

elowa:
na2day, leave my girl alone o  

i no hold am ooo, na my brother tychee69 i just dey support ooo

parislomo:
God bless you too. . . oya don't be angry again na

thank u angel

Mhismole:
actually, i concur. guys cheat because it is who they are. girls cheat cos they want to get even. n na2day? hun dont get worked up, its just the way it is. like your cheating on me now. (lool pls unitee forgive him lol). dosnt make it right both ways tho.

first of all, guys dont cheat bcuz that is how they are, they cheat bcuz there are ladies that make themselves available to be used. if all ladies held their ground the worst that will come out of it is rape and we will be talking abt a crime not cheating, so i strongly disagree with u. like i said before, the fact ur house is robbed does not mean u should become an armed robber urself. BTW i am not cheating only sharing

Taken:
@ Poster,

Write up a Prenup, make ya and her sign am; then marry her - "for better and for prenup"!
Please dont forget to email us ya marriage cake!

death ! ! !

deoz:
Peace is so endearing. A girl dat slaps her guy or shows violence in any other form is a shame to Womanhood. Girls, let us endevour to remain the miss/mrs in your relationships and let the men continue to be d misters. It is sweet and refreshing dat way.

i love u already

parislomo:
God bless you. . .

how come u no bless me too

whitesturd:
How can u come to such a conclusion wen u dnt know me or m character?na wa o.why call m gullible?wel im not surprised cos dts how NL people behave and so wnt take it personal.but wud only tell u one thing its very wrong to make such conclusions abt sumone you dnt know.the insult was totally unnecsessary.im in a gud mood today.wnt allow anyone spoil m mood

how come u came to the conclusion that u know the male gender when u havent met me or the billion others male species? just walking in ur foot steps madam

madlady:
^^Please what is it with guys, I NEVER LIE, I may speak with a forked tongue

isnt that the same forked tongue the snake used to deceive adam and eve?

tychee69:
@ na2day: I completely agree with you on the mix,  You have to give them something to work on. I hear how my married female colleagues brag about how they changed  their husbands,

U know regarding this girl of mine,  When we met, I was really a piece of work,  I don't return her calls,  Rarely had her time, in and was kinda mean (in  a subtle kind of way) to her and she was there and I was never ready to commit,  U know there comes a time in a man's life that you decide to straighten your life,  And appreciate all around you,  This bloke got to that point,  I did all those things that I hardly did . Showered her with all those things that she always yearned for. now its a different story all together. I think I have learnt my lesson.

I ve actually started dusting up old flames who would happily spend val with me,

yup, i feel your pain brother, life has taught me hard and hardly will i repeat the same mistakes.

Mhismole:
*purrs in satisfaction*, thanks baby. now i can sleep freely. gdnight hon,

it was fun honey. nite nite baby

Mhismole:
aww honey, dig out the car? let the car fend for itself, some1 is yearning for your attention,

poor car but u are right, on my way honey

Mhismole:
ah a girl oh, onli me can handle the bi business, wat dyu want guy for??
oh btw, i wanted to say, you'r back!!!
u shud create a post of awareness! lol

i am not back, snow will melt off tonight hopefully, then i can dig my car out of that white rubble then i am free to move about again and will be so gone from NL. if she is a girl, i am game

madlady:
Deceitful a bit of a strong word, but it's very good to and listen carefully to what your other half says.

simply put, deception!

eyoniggar:
I mean can you stick to a girl you love,
but sometimes slap or hit you to any slight
provocation?

Do you think love would condone such
acts and tolerate it?

Just kinda confused here,

ever heard of shoryuken? I think not!

tychee69:
You know women are the most complicated beings on earth,  They ask for one thing but they need the opposite,  Have u guys ever paused to think why some ladies would stick to that dude who beats and molests her claiming to love him,  While there's a luvvy duvvy wimp who she keeps around for emotional support who will do anything for her,  But ironically she doesn't even care about him,  
At first they ask for love care romance devotion,  All the works . Once it gets too much, she walks all over you,  Knowing that you love too much to hurt her,  

When She misbehaves,  She believes that just saying  I am sorry will make everything ok,  But when you offend her you go through a whole program to get things back on track,  

A word of advice: never love a woman more than she loves you!!!!

Its an early route to your grave,  

I chuckle when I remember , that I'm giving her the best gift of her life,

u know a girl older than me once told me that long ago in my early years and i thot to myself, damn she cant be right! love should be 50-50, wrong! she was so right, life thot me she was on point. even if u are a nice guy by some forbidden misfortune of nature, dont show it early at all, work hard to show the not so nice part of u and she is more likely to stay in order to fix the dude as women always want to fix something. after u are married, like 10 years into the marriage or when she is around 40 years, u can start being extremely nice, and she will appreciate it much at that time bcuz the glory of the flower as faded and she will actually think she was the one that turned u around; that is our way of making them think they actually invested in the relationship  

Mhismole:
anything you say baby, but now i want some more, so we cant have a triple sin with one of my hot friends? is that what it is??

is this hot friend a dude or a girl?

vivaladiva:
last time i was in nigeria my bro was telling me how costa buses com to unilag  and other unis to pack girls for rich men parties, not only him, enof guys don gist me bout naija gals, n hw some of these girls nearly kill themselves just to get on these buses, abi una no see that film jenifer,  no b the thing wey dey happen live for naija be that, all the time i spent at college n uni in england, not one day did a bus come to pack girls like cattle in the name of goin to one foolish party, the truth is many nigerian girls r greedy n effing big hypocrits, infact the whole nigerian society is built on greed n hypocrisy, then u see one idiotic naija guy saying oyibo gals r cheap, at least oyibo go fkcu u because she fancy u albeit bein a bit drunk, but na fkcu she want nothing else, mean while the country wiv the highest nos of self proclaimed virgins will sleep wiv a man for less than a tenner, or cos he is a london or yankee guy

even in england loads of nigerian girls still behave like cheap tarts, not so much the ones that r born n bred here ooo, i mean the ones wey manage get holiday visa come here, u see them looking 4 the guy wiv the best car, the one spending cash or popping champagne, them fit kill u sef if u get in their way, n u no wat london guys dey use them tire, fcku them throw wey cos them too get long throat

i am very sure say 90% of the girls that post comments n threads from naija can be bought 10 for a fiver, come here dey pretend like say una get game
no be the same gals i see for one popular club for VI wen i com naija last year, like 6 girls dey girate on top one fat greasy aristo,
abeg make we hear word naija gals r as cheap as they come, n getting cheaper by the mins

will u marry me?

why is my previous post not showing up?