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jenibayo:
I no know how val go be oh, but take dis frist

damn girl! u don make my belle go yori yori. chei! love wan kill me no bi small thing. oya, i go revenge

jenibayo:
I miss u die.

awwww, miss u too honey. how valentine go bi now?

jenibayo:
I dey feel u.

BTW how are u doing darling? did u miss me?


@ OP

hurry up, i am willing to pop that cherry for u, blow ur brains out

jenibayo:
Is not bad

abi ooo, 2000 pounds na yam, economy hard, make i get the money any which way

jenibayo:
Hey how far na?

hey sweetie, i dey ooo. i dey see persin wan give 2000 pounds to get dis-virgin, me wan go do sex change then go dis-virgin the guy oo

hmmmmm!

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=392887.msg5493477#msg5493477 date=1265885919]make money   hw? me i dnt pay b4 logging in or commenting o, so wat are u talkg abt?[/quote]--sighs-- i am abt to go to bed otherwise i wud have given u a sound education of how cyber social networks and money works but right now i gotta sleep

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=392887.msg5493340#msg5493340 date=1265884618]haaaaaa y?  [/quote]i figured the time i waste helping seun make money i might as well use it to make extra money for myself 

[quote author=Temilade£ link=topic=395224.msg5493323#msg5493323 date=1265884449]Yeah, as short as your small kini,rude boy [/quote]when were u introduced to my kini? i wasn't there when that introduction was made; lets reintroduced u to my kini again in the proper way

[quote author=Temilade£ link=topic=395224.msg5493275#msg5493275 date=1265884044]No, society rule is that the man is supposed to be taller. Most short guys are short in all all aspect [/quote]hmmm, is that why u seem to have very short bo0bies?

DOAweb:
Holds my hand up - but don't be a c. o.c.k - c.o.c.k head 

dont worry, i ain't trying to take ur title away from u

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=392887.msg5493214#msg5493214 date=1265883453]lol, u're retired 4rm wat?[/quote]--sighs-- from NL of course! 

DOAweb:
Are you sure the average girl  4ft 5"? I thought it was 5ft 2" for the Nigerian woman - statistically valid! 

reading and comprehension is an essential part of life, try and acquire both skills

na wa oooo, so just bcuz i said i have retired all of una con dey misbehave sha

Ebonyeyes:
Well Im taller than the average girl so I will look like his mother and that would be soul destroying to the guy so No.

just to let u know, the average girl is not 4ft 5" so stop saying u are taller than the average girl, sheez!

adaobi123:
WOW dats short!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and im a 16 year old girl and im 5'9!!!

climbing a stool or wearing a 9" high heel shoe dont count

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]been busy ehh??
mmuuuaaaahhhh x10
*keep making those beats, lol*[/color]

na wa oooo!

idstar:
But wait o. Come to think of it, how do u know a man is a virgin? Just cos he says he is? Is there some way to prove? Like women have their hymen and stuff.

come see me and i will give u practical details on how to know the difference, ok

****returns from retirement briefly and sings****

Holy Ghost fire, fire fall on me! thank God all these girls dey give us permission to sleep around to gather enough experience b4 we marry. world don spoil finish


****heads back to retirement shaking head****

grace5:
[b]
Why On Earth

My child, the world and its desires are passing away for those who do
My will. Therefore why on earth are you spending all your time and
energy think about that which is of the world? Instead My beloved come
to your senses, and no longer feed on the stuff which causes you to
sink deeper into the mire of which I have already lifted you out of,
so that your feet may be planted upon solid ground.

Beloved, throughout this past season, your vision has been shrouded
over by a thick dense fog; preventing you from seeing past yourself
and your closest surroundings. But child in your hand is the double-
edged sword of the Spirit, of which you are able to cut through this
black cloud. For all authority has been to you; to either speak life
or death by the power of the spoken word, despite the absence of sight.

After all, it is by faith you are justified by faith as you hear and
believe My word. Therefore arm yourself with such knowledge, and begin
to blow away the darkness by My Spirit. For My words are Spirit and
life, and as you open your mouth to make such declarations, My Spirit
will dispel the darkness so that you may begin to see the substance
of that which you hope for.

My child it is not My desire that you go hungry; nearly starving to
death, when it is My will to not only fill and satisfy you with every
good thing. But also that you would actually grow fat with the anointing,
in order that you may break the heavy yokes from those (including
yourself) whom are burdened.

Therefore return to Me with all of your heart, for because I am
compassionate I will run towards and embrace you. For all I have is
yours, and it is My good pleasure to give you the kingdom. Come follow
Me My beloved, for I have prepared a feast at My banqueting table and I
wish for you to dine with Me.[/b]

thanks grace for this, love ya

untainted:
nothin do u, carry go.
It is a democracy after all, lol

wrong, in my house it is strictly autocracy

stillwater:
Yeah let me see how you would take it if your wife's dad moves his belongings to your house and begins to dictate how your home should be run. Let me see how men can stand men.

well, men generally have a high tolerance level for other men, we quickly find a common bond but not u women

Mhismole:
im a texter.
call?? too many partners to devote that one to
cant be sayin 'il call u back' too much, theyl notice,
so i just text.

so u are cheating on me?

tachi:
Lol!! enjoy urselves jare, life's short enuff

are u on the menu?

H2O2:
lol

why u dey laugh na

MoneyRule:
Wow! Bro, it sounded lyk a gun shot at first(i tot she was pregnant 4 u). Well, there are 2 things u can do;
1) Forgive her help her thru d pregnancy and den, afta child birth and nurturing, u give d baby back to d dad or father d child (become baby daddy).
2) Drop her lyk a bad habit and begin painting those fantasies with anoda girl.
I think i lyk d 2nd option better.

bad habit sounds more interesting

@ amaka & ayettymama

so u girls are trail blazers?

[quote author=Temilade£ link=topic=387686.msg5431462#msg5431462 date=1265105011]Nope, i don't do naija men.Most of them are thugs [/quote]so ur father is a thug?

Ujujoan:
And they say it's a woman thing to equate se.x with money . .

i dont know abt if it is a woman's thing but i do know u make a good effort in stressing it out that it is ur thing

mairodi:
I would never overstay at my son's home. I am widowed and sometimes feel lonely BUT I've managed to keep myself occupied with gardening and drawing and I have my circle of friends as well. I too have been a daughter-in-law and its not easy having 2 queens in the home. I have befriended my sons wife and we respect each other totally. Its her home and i cannot run it for her. I give her suggestions in a way that is not offensive because I treat her like my daughter but I also respect her space.

u are blessed indeed but most women are not like u, women just can't stand other women period!

tachi:
huh??

I'm kinda new on NL but even I can see that this must be a case of mistaken identity.mite u be thinking this was Unitee?

damn! ! ! u are good!

unitee:
are you by any chance A.K.A. Na2Day??
he is the only one who has 100% permission to take me even to the clouds lol

tell them honey, tell them

untainted:
ha ha ha ha

na true i dey yan ooo