Walking out of a toxic relationship many years ago. Deleted her number, swore never to ever communicate no matter how hard and unbearing it's gonna be. How can you be in a relationship that having peace of mind is like finding oil in the North.

Quitting my 9-5 to start afresh entirely in another state in Nigeria. Damn! Truly eh, surviving in this country is a full-time job.

GraciousVictor:
This Big Brother Naija show owner should be killed cos he's solely responsible for our youths waywardness.
Btw na this ugly fool talk rubbish about Akwa Ibom?
If he dares enter Akwa Ibom we go turn am to pepper soup and na wotowoto he go collect.
Unam ikot mkpo, Abasi umia fien ufen, ebot asanu claiming Akwa Ibom.
useme

It is indeed amazing you know so much about the guy on the show, yet you are condemning it, even saying the owners(sponsors) should be killed. Please select the type of hypocrisy this is. Wow!

The "I hate this rubbish show" crew to arrive in 1...2....3....

They keep complaining about the show but will rush to click the link and then struggle to comment on first page .

I would have sworn I read Herpes
All these people that will always condemn the show but will keep on commenting on every BBN topic that hits the front page though. Your level of hypocrisy is worse than that of the Pharisees.
Election is in February, 2023, this shows ends by September or October, 2022, so why una dey vent audio anger.

Itel 1516; Chai! That phone was so damn slow in charging eh. Hangs like hell; once I put on my data, I'd have to wait out for about 3-6 minutes before I can start using my device, else, I risk it going off. If a call comes in, I'd have to count from 1 to 7 (like 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi....) before I pick else, it'd definitely go off. I had only whatsapp, Xender, Dead Trigger 2 and Beach buggy racing apps to help with both ROM and RAM management. If I want to use Aliexpress app, I'd have to uninstall the Xender app to create space and vice versa.

The most recent is called ZPad. A brand new device my colleague gifted me just this past month. The phone goes off at will- Once you put on Hotspot/WiFi, you can easily boil a cup of water for tea with it. I just use it to watch movies and read PDF books, shikena.... of course plugged in with my power bank to keep it on when in use. I can tell you my tablet phone is a mini desktop phone because it can't function without being plugged to a power source.

Jaika:


This had to be said. I think some people have mixed up "Am" and "I'm" so much that they even make the same mistake on paper.

My dear, what do you expect when most spend almost all day doing tik-tok or uploading new status every 5 minutes, neglecting the fact that having a smart phone isn't just meant for those things.
Even the so-called celebrities they follow are guilty.

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Give me jollof rice or fried rice with beans or moi-moi, especially moi-moi and I can forgive you, no matter the offense.

I even had bread with moi-moi and custard as breakfast today. Moi-moi drives me nuts and I can't stop eating it. I hardly eat party rice without moi-moi.

Roasted yam/potato with beans, laced with spicy stew. Mama Mia! I'll surely have it for lunch tomorrow.

I also love Amala with Ewedu soup decorated with enough 'assorted'.

Monosyllabic replies irks me. I take it that you are either not interested or plain boring.
Substituting letters for another in words, like "5ne" instead of just saying "fine". Some replace the letter 'S' with 'X'. Saying "Xup" or "Xom1". Like WTF, mehn!
The one that pisses me off the most, is the one most people are just too lazy or ignorant to insert the letter "I" in sentences, like "Am coming", "Am fine".
I don dey vex already sef. Let me use this opportunity to school this person

Guys, this is my first time of seeing such tracking code. Is it legit?

Life happened. We grew up, went to different schools, I moved out of the hood. Then the hustle for daily bread came too fast, that we forgot what friendship is.
I'm a quiet and reserved person, he is the party and show-off type of guy. We just grew apart- Life happened, no hating.

Cazzim:


oga she is in her final year, 21 yrs old,,, sometimes how parents and older siblings handle there younger ones really matter

If you shield her from guys, how is she going to tell the good from the bad? How will she see through the lies and deceit of most guys. I pray she sees the right one though.
Let me ask you this; at what age did you start wooing girls?

OMOLUABIs
Good to see Nigerians doing the right thing.
I moved to another state recently, please how do I get my PVC?

"Omo, make this babe try change position na".
"Mehn, no try cum early this time o. Ok, think about other things that will delay you. Remember when that gay guy was asking you out.....No, no, fvxking disgusting mehn".
"I for allow this girl shower first, this smell no go well".
"Imagine this beauty having my child. Omo, I'm not ready for a child. Make i no go pour"
"Na this same mouth she go still use sing for church tomorrow sha. Lmao. Guy, you no go make heaven, walai"
"Let me try that stuff that nigga did on Xvideos"

Justkatty:
Nothing person no go read for nairaland smh

So for one to be online 24/7 means the person is cheating wtf

Someone can't be doing online business again because of this gender.
May God help us.

Just curious though; what kind of business do you think she is discussing with a guy at 11pm or even 3am?
Because the watch word here is "boundaries". Even if it is indeed business, there should still be boundaries set.

Cazzim:

seriously I can't even stand and see my sister with a guy and I will notice there dating and I will just overlooked things, and she will even have the mind tel me they had sex and apologizing to me for that, if I slap u ba,,, Kai but the way some family they self the tired me oo, my sister can't even stand or sit with a guy make any of us the elders brothers see her with the guy self

Sorry to interfere, bro, but your sister is just pretending due to fear from her big bro and family. If she eventually leaves for school(if she's still a jambite) , where she's free to express herself, that's where her true colour will show; I have seen things first hand.

Now, you should be worried whether she's either pretending or a closet lesbian. Caging her won't do you any good, trust me. Because if she eventually gets served "breakfast", suicide will be her only option.

Ndissle:
it is battery problem. If you are in Lagos call or WhatsApp me on 0803 860 3994

It is a brand new tab o, I tore the pack open myself. How can a new phone have battery issue?

Hello Tech gurus. A friend gifted me a brand new but low quality/substandard mini tab. I said sub-standard because it goes off even when the battery is still at 90%. It only stays on if it is plugged to a power source.
The battery acts like a countdown timer- It goes from 100-0 even if left idle.
Can you help suggest what could be the problem with the tab and proffer solution to the problem. Thanks

PumpumPrince:



see yor cokonut head like bitter lemon.....so becuz yor friends hav body oduor & u drink mouth spray when u talk to women...u think all nigerians have mouth odour too....correct? ..are u from Chad?(no oofeinse)

Dude, just hand over your Mum's phone back to her and go to bed.

To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o

During Easter celebration few years back. Her friend hooked us up. She was to come visit me but things changed, so I decided to go visit her in her parents' house instead . She me told that I would sleep over. I declined because I thought her parents wouldn't approve but they did. I decided to sleep in the living room but this babe snuck me into her room.
And boy did we ride it out all night. She literally tied her mouth to muffle the sound. We had to move the action to the floor because of the creeking sound of the bed.
Any time I remember that escapade, I just shake my head and smile. What a rush!

Another one happened when my neighbor wanted to use my bathroom because her roomie's so-called bf was gonna spend the night at her place. I was just on my laptop doing some work when she called out from the bathroom to help her with my towel, using the door to hide her naked body. I jokingly teased her, telling her what she was hiding that I haven't seen before. She was like, oh really, she tod me to come in and see for myself. I thought she was kidding, I stood up and went into the bathroom and boy oh boy, my brain shut down immediately. That was how the fvck fest started. What a rush!

Quite a few of them.
The most recent was with my colleague at work, but I waved it aside. Why? I don't shît where I eat and she's not my type. Pretty, yes, but I can't date my colleague at my place of work.
She told another of my close colleague because she couldn't tell me in person. I still gist and play with her so she won't feel bad about the indirect rejection.

larrypourl:


Real late. Gotten the Redmi note 8 already. Thanks.

Mind if I ask how much you got the note 8? That's another device I'd like to get if I'm not using Huawei. Would prefer the Note 8 pro though.

I Travelled for the Easter celebration break, on my way back to the state I reside. I told her I was coming around in two days time, which should give her ample time to prepare herself. I arrived and called her on the phone, she said she's going for a program that very day we were to meet and hang out. I was so mad but remained calm. Had to move it to the next day. Red flag number 1.
Next day came, she didn't bother to call me, and when I did to find out, she busied my call. Red flag number 2

When we finally got to meet, she didn't even bother to apologize for standing me up twice. The stupíd girl had the guts to ask me about the gift I said I was gonna get her. Red flag number 3.

Mind you, I agreed to still meet because my colleague dropped something with her, I had to get it from her before heading back. After that day, I completely ghosted her. She kept calling and calling, sending me texts, asking me why I changed all of a sudden. I wanted to tell her, at least for closure but I felt she's not worth it.

I wasn't in love with her or something. I just wanted to give her a chance to be with me since she indirectly confessed she had a crush on me and that triggered me into liking her too but she messed everything up. Let's say she apologizes if I told her why I ghosted her, I don't think I'll ever find a place in me to let what she did go.

Fucklove:
Accessbank is the most useless bank. They can't even process $1 transaction

I think they have stopped processing Visa naira cards on int'l transactions.
Welcome aboard, bro

Jayjerjay:

He disposed his iPhone 6s, did he say anything about disposing his TECNO device, y'all just come on the internet to just post hate...

You know, if you try to relax your itchy fingers, then think before you start typing, it will do you a lot of good in future.
This is a good time to start. Go!

Nefort:

Holding Tecno phone doesn't mean he can't used other brands.

Tell me something I don't know already
Try to understand my comment