It's not about the legal sense of consent but more about morality. Most 18-19 year Olds still reside in the city of Naivety. Yes they have attained that legal age but how do you expect a girl of 18-19 to respect you and not see you finish?
I, for one value respect a lot, so I don't move with females less than 22 or 23 years to avoid see finish.
You can just buy a 18 year-old suya with Nutrimilk and she'd believe what ever you tell her. I stopped moving with a junior colleague of mine as soon as she told me she'd be 20 this YEAR. She's got the body of a mature lady but I can't imagine myself sleeping with her......well till she gets to maybe 21 or 22.

The truth is your friend is just an upgraded pedophile or he doesn't have what it takes to move with mature ladies, so he goes for the naive ones he can easily manipulate.
40 moving with 25 year old is better than 34 preying on 18 year olds.

Funny mine happend just yesterday. I was transferred to another state just last month, after settling down, I decided to ship my properties to my current state of residence. I called my blood to help me with the shipment and I'd pay him for the stress involved, only for my blood to just confess that he's sold my TV.
His excuse was that he was trying to move it and he accidentally broke the screen......then decided to give me his own tv, then sold mine

Brethren, this sort of fvckery, I have never seen.

Adez1:

Any news as regards, NIS supplementary/slot list

Unfortunately, no. I'm sorry.
Keep the hope alive

Congratulations to those who just had their passing out in Training School, Ahoada. Unfortunately, some officers were attacked while journeying back to their various commands. Thank God no life was lost.

This life no balance sha. I ordered earpods since last year December and I just received my parcel last week, my colleague saw it (my order on AE) and decided to order same earpods. He bought his immediately after the Chinese celebrations. Speedaf called him yesterday to collect his parcel

I bought another item early this month and put my office address as my shipping address as usual but I travelled to the neighboring state to spend some days. I was surprised I was called to come receive my package close to the state capital of the current state I am in at the moment.
I am kind of confused because I was expecting them to take it to my office address. How'd they know I am in a different state. Like are they tracking my location or what?

repairpalng:
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Hello, good Sir. My Y9 started misbehaving one day, out of the blue. I can't really tell what went wrong but if I'm using my phone a particular area starts to tap on its own like someone else is operating it. Is it a screen issue or just a normal malfunction a repair man can take care of?
It's really frustrating though. Just yesterday, a cutie requested to watch a movie on my phone and it started misbehaving again. I lied to her that my phone fell down recently and since then the screen's been having issues.

Uchepele:

E go be either umidigi,xiaomi and d likes na u order abi

Bro, what about Oukitel and Elephone? I wan buy am for person by next month.

Loners like us can't really relate but it's funny AF
Even baby girl knows when to leave. Come Friday weekend and leave Sunday evening.

Pandorah:
One package received successfully (Memory Card Indeed )
Other packages in customs clearance. Some dispatched to destination country via NIPOST

Bro, how did you get to label the description as memory card?
I want to order Oukitel phone for my colleague, I need a format to divert "those guys" attention away from my parcel.

I miss the naughty times when my friends are at my place and she whispers something naughty to me while I'm on my ps controller or watching the game.
I miss the times we'd make a 'No clothes day', walk around my apartment or hers, no clothes on- A lot of swinging going on on both parties
I miss the snuggling and cuddles when we are watching a movie. I miss the way I tease her. I miss the fights and her tears.

.....Then it all came down crashing like a Meteorite. Then the cycle continues till you find the one

I was chatting with a colleague back in the days of 2go. I wrote "Do you know who are my? " instead of "Do you know who I am? ".
This hommie kept laughing at me, but I couldn't even figure out why he was laughing.

The dïckhead later pointed it out to me and I felt so so stupid.

The End.

Poopypants:


NG….R, handled by speedaf all the way will be delivered to you at home. Wait time…. 2weeks to 3weeks.

NG….E, handled by speedaf till it gets to Naija then they hand over to nipost, you’ll either go to nipost to collect it or if you are lucky speedaf will arrange with you for self pickup. Wait time …. 3weeks to 1 month.

LP004 , you are fcked from all angle , nipost will handle it from start to finish . Wait time… 1 month to 6 months.

Comrade! You don't have to be this blunt na, give your fellow comrade small hope.
I guess that's why the earpods I ordered are yet to be delivered even though it is saying "Received by the delivery company" since 29th December 2021.

ceaser:

Edited: It's is speedaf NG...E unregistered items that usually gets picked up by NIPOST, so if you got charged 500 naira, then you have been swindled. Those NG...E items are usually small items, equivalent of unregistered NIPOST items that do not attract delivery charges.

Hello, bro. Enlighten me here; packages that are:
NG....R,
NG....E,
LP004.....
What do they mean?

genius43:


The Military formation will go and scatter IMPC where most items gets missing or diverted.

Exactly bah. For them to take out a package separate, they'd have to go through it first. I'm very sure Nipost or Customs would rethink. Customs for one will know the parcel will belong to a Military personnel, and as a sister agency, he'd at least accord them that respect......

TruthUntold:

Nipost/Customs don't have fear at all, plus they don't have time to be looking at address. Upon the thousands of parcels they have to clear daily...need I say more?

LOL. There's no harm in trying na
Chai! Smh

TruthUntold:

heh heh, you sha funny. So who exactly are you going to 'catch' if your stuff gets stolen?

No one in particular, but at least it could serve as hinderance, if one intends to steal. Knowing the person is a military personnel could put a little fear in them

This is the second time Speedaf is doing me nice . I ordered different items on the 15&16th of January, and they packed together the items. I got a message from Speedaf and it was delivered today.
I had already believed my package will arrive by March or April.
Does any one know why my different items were packed and delivered together? This is my first experience of them upgrading my parcel.

slizzyb:
I noticed that if u order certain things like airpods, Bluetooth headphones, it get lost. I lost 3 airpods last year, this year two Bluetooth earpiece I ordered last year is showing received by delivery company since 12th of January. I went to nipost they were telling me it is not there because it started with LP.

Are you serious? I also ordered earpods since December 2021 and it is still displaying "Received by the delivery company" since 29th of December.

These people shouldn't mess with the wrong people o. I intentionally put the postal code and address of a military formation where my relation works so they'll think twice before stealing my parcel.

Met this chick in NYSC camp, we bonded like cement glue. The feelings/chemistry was electrifying. We really liked each other like crazy but she had to redeploy because her employers requested her to.
We kept the communication going with calls and texts. She had to openly tell me she had feelings for me and I confessed mine to her as well. Problems started when I noticed I was catching too much feelings for her, I had to slap myself back to reality. I don't do LDRs- So cut off all form of communication with her. She got the message and did same. Las Las we dey alright.

Another one happened to a friend of my female friend. Babe catch feelings for me sharp sharp but homeboy wasn't feeling her to relationship levels. I didn't want to take advantage of her so I proposed a FWB package but she wanted a straight-up relationship. She understand I just wanted sex, so she picked her bag and left. We are still cool till date but just platonic. I respect her for cutting our history and starting afresh as just friends.

My sense of humour(dirty) and sarcasm
For the females, I subtly flip normal conversions dirty within a split second and they won't even realize it in time.

For guys, my sarcasm was gotten straight from my dad. Aside, his good looks, that's what attracted my mom to him.

Please house. I received a call from the PO to come collect my mail but I am currently out of town,so I couldn't make it, then two days later I got another call from a different nmbr that i have a mail at their PO.
I sent someone to help pick it up because I was thinking it's same mail. Then i logged into AE and found out both packages arrived 9ja on the last week of December 2021 but the PO said there's only one mail in their possession.
My confusion is that why would 2 different numbers call me within 7th-10th just for one mail package. How can else can I confirm that the PO have indeed received my other mail?

iGod:

I think some have seen theirs, but I never see mine sha.

Have you seen yours now?

Has anybody reported to camp or are they all waiting till new year or nobody wants to cut grass?

I once had a crush on my friend's girl. In order to kill it, I started avoiding any gathering that she'd likely attend. If I visit my guy and the babe is at his place, I won't stay for long, sometimes, I'd fake phone call to leave immediately. It didn't work for me though, but I'd say thankfully I moved out of the hood, they broke up and I've not set my eyes on her ever since.
Back in school, my roomie's new chick/fwb openly expressed her feelings for me. I waived it off because she was kinda tipsy while telling me. But then again, pay attention to what people say when they are tipsy or drunk because 90% of what comes out is the truth they have been keeping inside.

Joysticks:
So you wanted him to do it free for you?I have borrowed a spanner from a mechanic to adjust my bicycle break that was rubbing the back wheel when I press the pedal and I gave him #100.
As for the soldering iron,he is using the right watt.A 60 watt can remove the terminal from the panel due to it hotness.
No ruin person business.

Did he request for money before giving you his spanner? Let's say you discovered you didn't adjust it properly, would you pay him another N100 to adjust it again.

A 30w soldering iron can't generate enough heat to melt the lead properly. As an engineer, he's meant to have different soldering iron for different jobs.
The battery terminals didn't lap properly on the module, that's why i took it to him in the first place.

I remember when my power bank was having issues when I went to visit my relation in another state. Unfortunately, I didn't bring my tools along with me. I visited an engineer to help me solder the wire connected to the +ve terminal of the module. He said I was gonna pay N100 for it. I was like, just to help solder it back, not like I need you to add flux or lead o.
He insisted, so I just shrugged and paid the N100. As I was trying to close the casing, my hand tripped the wire again and the solder went off. I told him about it, he said that it's my fault and that I'd have to pay another N100 for it. I was mad.... I mean, he didn't even solder it properly because I guess he was using a 30w soldering iron instead of the 60w.

I angrily cursed him and his business. I told him for this, your business will not flourish. I just hope he has changed else the curse still stands.

Mehn, guys have suffered o
Well, I'm no longer in a relationship. The one that liked me Iives in a far away state, so communication died because I no wan dey catch feelings- Babe told me straight up that she got feelings for me. I really liked her but I am no fan of LDR.

My ex called out of the blue that she misses me. We reconnected on whatsapp, she even sent a couple of n*des to remind me what man-milla is missing.
Business took me to her state of residence. I tried every trick to get laid but chick wants relationship first..... Fvck that! I am only down for FWB. I took my leave. Met the next chick but my colleague told me he really likes her. Allowed the bro code play out, not because I wanted to but I just didn't feel same way for the chick.
For 2022, I am not even looking forward to anything. I'm just gonna go with the flow.

Badboyklaus:
What is the relevant of these dance steps. We should start thinking like human beings and face our challenges rather than irrelevant frivolities.


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Pro-tip.; Don't mix business with your personal feelings. You can't criticize every topic or person and still be sourcing for clients. People won't take you serious.
Good luck.

ahmthankgod:
As long its money you're making... End of topic.

Your parents christened you Thank God and this is what you have to show for it.
Where have your morals gone to? How do you sleep at night while others are depressed because of your actions?
How'd you feel if it was your father's pension someone ran away with all in the name of making money. He then dies from heart related issues?

Lord help one of you guys the day I get my hands on you. No be mouth, you and your people go pay darely.

Olaniyyi:


I'm sorry for not responding on time, I don't know if what you need help on is still relevant but I'll gladly help out if you still need my assistant.

Where did you download yours from? It looks different from mine.

Omo, I'm confused o. Package arrived since Dec. 1, yet to receive any call from Nipost.

I used free shipping because I am not in a hurry and the package is little. Chai!

Just few days ago, I was at the local gym with my colleague, a new member(female) came and was lusting after my colleague. She intentionally hit / brushed his pēnis twice just to get his attention and same time acting like she's not aware of what she's doing.
My colleague was furious, went to meet her after the session and warned not to ever try such sexual assault again. Told her straight up that if she wants to screw, she should just come out plain and ask.

Something similar happened to me few years back. She grabbed my manhood without my consent and I asked her how would she feel if a guy grabs her breasts or ass out of no where.

Most of these females think they can assault we men and get away with it because most men don't reason properly.

If a lady *assaults* you without your consent, warn her sternly with a straight face.