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A colleague once told me his neighbour used an Immigration officer to smuggle cannabis from Rivers state to Lagos.
Another one borrowed money and refused to pay back. Even threatened to lockup the person.

What a shame. People join the Para-military just to get away with crime and intimidate civilians. Spits

olab059:
Those guys would be like, chai! Why I no kukuma stay for my house.

Another dude in my hostel had it worse. He was still in wooing phase with my female neighbour. He brought his laptop over to her place so they can chill together.

Crazy enough, we later got to find out that the community Vigilante had a hand in it. I saw one of the robbers when they were leaving and described him to another person and he revealed who the guy and crew were.

Mine happened years ago back in school. It was a close one though. Few guys came to my room to watch movies. So I left my place and went to my girl's place to have me some quiet. Of course, she'd travelled and gave me a spare key.
They robbed the guys in my room that night, took their phones and laptops they came to charge.
I was quite mad because they took my gold necklace which was gifted to me by my big bro and Rexona antiperspirant.
They also took someone's rechargeable clipper.

Join a Fraternity(cult). I'd rather join a legal fraternity like the Military or Para-Military.

Steal or Cheat innocent people off their sweat.

Deceive a woman just because I wanna get some.

Talk back to the elderly. Well, only if I'm pushed to the limit.

This is really scary mehn

Swimming is really a life-saving skill one must possess.
I just have to learn how to swim, no more procrastinating

Majesty33:
My brother, you can not stop it if u reside in the western part of Nigeria. Nepotism runs in their blood to the point that, they can employ a mediocre into office due to tribal advantage.

Bro, please, it is a general thing in Nigeria. If you have ever worked in the Federal Civil Service, you'd see how the Northerners favour only theirs, same with a company I worked for back in the day: Owned by an Igbo man, 98% of his staff members are from the SE. The organization where I currently work only favour the people from a particular state in the SS.

Truth is, Nigeria is just too diverse to be united. Nepotism and Corruption should have been our motto.

Looking good even for someone in his 50s.
I just love the military for their discipline. Too bad nepotism, favoritism, politics has killed the country that a common man who has passion for the service can't even get past the exam venue if he doesn't have someone up there in the upper echelon.

Thank you for you service, sir. 👮‍♂️👨‍✈️

I saw these on my colleague's status;

"Stone wey you hold for hand naim be your friend but once you throw am up, e go deny you".

"You no fit wish for wetin you get for house already".

"No matter your societal status and power, rain go still beat you, if e catch you".

"Na too much skills dey make monkey fall from tree".

"Dem no dey use power kill mosquito wey land ontop blockos"

This just popped into my head when I was narrating an experience to my colleague :
"Woman wey wear short skirt no dey jump gutter/ride bicycle".

Sleekfingers:
It won't affect Sanwo olu. Hamzat might lose his seat.

Actually, it will. An ex-governor in Bayelsa state was removed from seat because his deputy falsified a document.
Samwo-Olu should really pray the case favours him, else.....

Egusi and
Ewedu. I grew up in Lagos, so the first time I tasted Amala ati Ewedu. I never looked back.
Finger-licking-damn-good!!
😍😍

Enculer2:
The same people would go to mecca and the same would go to redeemed, winners and deeper life camps. In the end they are evil, wicked, steal and cheat.

My brother, that's why I shake my head when it has anything to do with religion, especially in Africa.
One came to do Thanksgiving in church few days ago. This same person was caught trying to sell a new born baby just last year, 2022. Was apprehended by the police, only to see him walk about as a free man in less than a month.
I wonder how people reason in this part of the world.

Ogene001:
Ahoada are igbo/Igboids

Sorry, but I could care less about his extract. I just corrected the person I quoted.

ChristianMuslim:
Burna boy is not igbo, burna is from delta.. igbo people stop claiming what is not yours

He is from Rivers state, actually. From Ahoada to be precise.

Abdulmumin412:
No

Please, which one am I supposed to download?

Abdulmumin412:
Download yacine tv app

Thank you, very much.
Will try it out.
I hope sey e no dey consume too much data sha

clockwisereport:
Your post reminds me of Always on time by Jarule and Ashanti

Hell yeah.👌 We did a choreography on this song during our end of the year party back in the early Y2Ks.
Omo, I don old o

Does anyone know a very good and reliable app to stream this game?
I can't miss this match for any thing.
Please help a bro out.

Ashanti my crush back in the days with my idol, JaRule.
She's still looking like fine wine though. I'm think I'm ready to date her now. 😍❤️

Cheers to my childhood memories. This game made my grades nosedive in primary school. Of course, my parents had to ban me.
The intro sound always got me feeling so good

I miss those times
😢😢

Dumba088:
After my NYSC I escorted my Dad with my credentials to his friend office who is a big man in Nigeria immigration service. With the fact that they were very close friends, my Dad kneel down in my presence and beg this man to give me appointment when the opportunity arises. I was very ashamed of myself when I saw my Dad on his knees, at the end the man failed him

I will never forget this for the rest of my life, by God Grace I will make sure I stand by my Dad always and forever

Sorry but I have to ask. Did it happen recently or within 2015-date? I'm asking because I was also told that Big men are given only one slot unlike before where they were given up to 5 slots and also it is quite hard to get BSc slots unless if that Officer is very well-connected to politicians or political influencers.
But then again, I guess the man sold the slot to the highest bidder.
Once again, I'm sorry things didn't work out but it's not yet over.

Before Christianity and Islam came to Nigeria. Our ancestors were all traditionalists. So that means our ancestors are in hell since they didn't believe in Christ or Mohammed as at that time, yes?

What happened to those people who died before Christianity or Islam came to Nigeria?

HBB1:
I repeat, you are not making sense.

So Ibrahimovic went to Italy becuase of Ronaldo?

...and Mourinho too?

FYI, Inter won Champions League in 2009.
Juve was in the Finals in 2014, 2016...

Barça won it 2009, Inter 2010
Juve was in the finals 2015,2017

HacheNoire:
Why I hate Nigerian music industry. They don’t kill each other.

They need to be taking their beef to another level, thats what makes the industry interesting.

Wizkid’s crew should smoke Davido, and retaliation would take down Wizkid. From there, Mayorkun and Peruzzi would be smoked, and the retaliations and counter retaliation will keep going on.

We can’t just be listening to musics and beefs, without people dying.

They need step up the game.

I fell from my bed laughing at this

Don't mind them. They are "Twitter Finger" gangsters

But truth be told, the worst I have read or heard about is Tuface being attacked and shot in the leg. Very boring

Thegamingorca:
Try to play online if you can

Unfortunately, I'm playing on a hacked console. 🤔

Replaying GTA V because I didn't get to really explore other options like the jewel robbery mission with cheap crew and guns-blazing option, the kidnapping and killing of that actor and so on.

I'm kinda enjoying it unlike the first time I played it. But to be frank, I still don't get the hype behind the game.

Two weeks now.

Reason is because this present church has quite a few cuties and I got a new pair of kicks to show-off

I don't understand Nigeria one bit. How can you appoint someone who has less than 1 week to retire as Acting CG.
This is what happens when you keep giving extension, thereby spoiling the organization of the office.
Babandede had 1 year extension.
Isah Jere had 1 year and a month extension as well. Definitely, this woman won't retire without getting her own extension.

Sorry to derail a little but here.
Please, can someone point me to an Xbox games exchange thread just like this one. If at all it exists.

Even for Xbox 360 games.

Otas4u:
1. Good morning house, I want to buy a UPS to enable me switch of my game properly during blackout. I want to know if 850va is sufficient or I should go for 1550va.

2. Which is preferable between Mercury UPS and Bluegate?

I use 12v and 650Va for my Ps3 & Xbox consoles and Tv only. The main thing is the durability of the battery. Mine is quite strong(just 7Ah) and can hold on up to at least 5mins for me to shut down properly.

2.) I use neither of the above but they are both good, just pick any. We use APC, Mercury and Bluegate at the office and I can say they are all serving well.

Jahwinaboy:
I get your point but seriously, PEP is the wizard of modern football. Any league he goes to, na demolition of that league. If he can conquer England as he has done, then football world don enter one chance . Let's enjoy the moment. City all the way....

At the moment, who can match Pep in England.....and a greater part of Europe or even the World? I love the guy's style of football but frankly, e don dey tire me, because it's just predictable that he'd always come out tops.

🥂🥂Cheers, mate.

ginggerxy:
Can't you see that some other teams has done that before?

When football was played as a hobby or part-time job during the weekends. During Ferguson's era would be where I'd partially agree and there was stiff competition then. Now, no real contender in the EPL. The only competition is Liverpool and you can see where they are at the moment on the log.
My point is simple; Pep has no competitor(s) from now till he gets tired of his league.
Other EPL teams should wake the Eff up