Some ladies though. That's how one who announced that her birthday was close by, I then asked her where the party will be at. Her response was "If my boyfriend gives me money or when ever he wants to throw the party". I asked her why she couldn't do it herself instead of waiting on her boo. Her facial expression said a lot about her crazy entitlement mentality.

winterlover:
I actually did take 4k from my friends ATM years ago to fund my nairabet account. I was very ashamed of what I did. I apologized and moved on. I felt real bad. I'm human and could make mistakes. We learn from our mistakes. My friend had unfriended me already me since we left school. I miss him so much but that's how life works. Maybe we weren't just meant to be together. I have made newer friends and have never ever thought of taking their cash.
Sincerely, no one's perfect

Bro, with all sincerity, You fvcked up and you should just accept it because you betrayed your friend for just 4k, meaning you could do more than that, if given the chance.

Don't try to use emotions to make it look like your ex-friend did a terrible thing to you by unfriending and avoiding you. There's a difference between a mistake and intention blown side ways. Yours wasn't a mistake because you deliberately did it and probably got caught.

It is what it is.

nenyewrites:


For free means with no commitment, marriage commitment attached. But because you already have dirty thoughts and guilty conscience, you rushed to spill that rubbish up there.

You can pass your point without being aggressive or uncouth, you know. Must there be a commitment before a girl can sleep with a guy she likes? That's still a price you are putting on sex. But you were so belligerent, that you have already attributed it to dirty thoughts in my head. Spoilt child

Chinenyenwa, las las, I'll beat you before I break your head.

nenyewrites:



He wants to be having sex with you for free. Better stay away from him. There are many man around, don't let a sly and selfish one destroy your self-esteem.

What do you mean "for free"? Are you supposed to attach a price to sex? There's nothing wrong if two adults come together to just have sex with no strings attached.
Comments like yours is why most guys see sex as the only thing a female can offer. Stop it, please.

shegxy9:
She allowed a guy to sleep in her room in just two weeks she resumed to school... Hope am not deceiving myself cos I really want to settle down with her... Am a serving corper!!!

Bro, I'll be straight with you on this sort of issue. Maybe she didn't have sex with the guy but I can bet you a million bucks that they smooched and made out aggressively. She probably held on because she just got to know the guy and she's not sure if the guy wants to just smash and hit the road. And the boy is a very cute guy trust me

Let me tell you my own story. When I was in school, 400lvl to be precise; the new apartment I moved to, I met a very fine girl and we hit it off almost immediately. In less than a week, we'd done every thing aside sex. She was in a serious relationship with her guy who works in Abuja but me, I was at a corner smooching the living day light out of his girl. Sometimes, I'd be on her nips when the bf would call. She spends almost every night in my room but she'd always tell her bf that she's not had sex, which is true but that's not the whole truth. Get me now?

What I'm saying is, just take your mind off her matter. You can continue dating her but just know she's not yours any more because even she did not sleep with him, it is just a matter of days that bobo go shag her; not weeks or months oo . A tall, fine and muscular dude is seriously helping you take care of her.

Just "let her be", but don't break up yet (Okafor's Law) . Just look for another girl to take your mind off, but most importantly, focus on your goals, bro. You can get random lay here and there, just keep anything relationship at arm's length.
Just be calm, heart break dey enough to go round for all of us

Good luck, bro.

I think I have shared it before.

So we were just having dinner together, talking about life in general. I didn't have a high paying job then but I had a legit web hustle but wasn't making much.

I asked babe " Baby, what do you think about me venturing into yahoo(internet fraud)?"
She replied, "No problem, so long you don't spill blood while doing it". And I'm like, this is someone I'd call a wife, no way!!

After that day, I stopped seeing her that way, interest slowly died. I couldn't help think about that statement. Indeed, it's true many girls know their men are into shady business(es) but could care less so long as the money keep coming in. My dad didn't raise me in a way to cause people pain all in the name of being "smart" to generate false wealth.

Any form of money gotten from people's pain, to me is considered blood money

What??!! This dude!. I love his voice so much. He voiced the character 'Irish' in the famous video game by Dice titled Battlefield IV.

Why, michael, Why?!!

My first year in the university, during our second semester exam, one silly dude sat next to me because the dude I reserved the space for was running late.

This guy naturally has issues with being polite. How can you be blank upstairs and still be dragging my answer sheet with me. If I turn to the next page before he finishes, he will be grumbling, sometimes he'd try to force me to to wait for him. Na so I change am for am inside exam hall. We begin ginger ourselves inside exam hall. He started dropping cultists slang, trying to intimidate me na so I tell am "your papa there! Na via careless cappings you wan ID yourself". Lecturers/invigilators came to separate us and then I explained what happened. The dude was given another seat. Being clueless as usual, he had to submit his sheet like that.

He then came to meet me before leaving, telling me that if I get mind make I wait am outside after exam. I tell am " If you run, you be BST".

After I submit, I stay front of hall dey wait am. I saw him coming with his guy. I, myself started walking towards him to tell him I'm not a pushover and my calm nature isn't a true reflection of who I am.
He ended up spilling trash from him mouth, no action. He said he was gonna deal with me. Till date, I still dey wait am.

I was ready to fight and spill a little blood that day.

Kroos205:
During my WAEC, i mischecked timetable and thought i wasn't having paper the next day.... Omo na so i sleep falala, play and eat. E reach afternoon, i decided to check the timetable for my next paper, na so i see say i get Physics(theory)that particular day..damn i fell into darkness at that particular time.
I just goan do ablution, carry my praying mat and tesbiu....
I went to school the next day, boom my principal already fixed someone to write the exam for me... I was like Alhamdulilah... I sha give the man 1k.. Result came out, i had B... Is God not wonderful.
The prayer part still gat me laughing till date.

So, someone sitting for you and you settling the principal after is something you think God did for you? Just like a yahoo boy thanking God for getting a client. I am not judging but please, corruption is corruption, don't drag God into.

jahson19:


Allow the guy lie in peace na shuuuuu

Lol. I ignored at first but curiosity drove me. I don't like people that don't take care of their personal hygiene. So I was just moved to ask.

It's OK to exaggerate some things but this right here.......smh

okoroemeka:
this reminds me of a funny incident that happened during 1st October,I can't forget because a pretty girl I was currently dating came to my house to collect money for indepence celebration,so we decided that morning to have a quicke,in the process came a knock,who is that?it was my female friend elder sister,I have been dicking her codedly and she has same idea as her junior sister,so to prevent nuclear crisis the junior sister has to hide in the toilet while the senior was seriously and comprehensively fvcked with the other sister listening to the sound track,later it was her turn,quite an interesting indepence day if I may say.

And the older sister didn't wash up after the séx? I'm not saying you are lying o but I'm just assuming the older sister must be a very dirty girl to just go home immediately after having séx. She didn't even bother to clean herself up.

The older sister did not notice anything weird when she came in after you hid her sister in the bathroom. She must be pretty dumb or naive though.

TheSimiloluwa:

Hmmmnn.. Thanks anyway

Change your mindset, and the sooner you separate religion from reality, the better for you. Africans, especially Nigerians have this archaic mindset that as soon as things don't work in their favour, they term it spiritual. That's why the western world are miles ahead of us.

You are just plain lazy, and that's just it, bro. Nobody is using your star or moon or asteroid, what ever you call it. Pick up your laptop, go online and watch tutorials from YouTube. If you can't afford it, use MTN night bundle. Don't just hustle hard, hustle smart. Try UX/UI free tutorials. Most tech companies need remote UX/UI designers and they pay in top dollars.

Now, you are welcome.

My first year in school, I was still kind of an introvert. My roomie's neighbor from his hood came around to do clearance. First day, he was doing OK, second day, without my knowledge, he came home with this girl. Lord forgive me, but this girl was something else in appearance; short, unattractive face and body, with this massive yam leg.
I don't relate with my neighbours, so I had nowhere to go, my course mates don't live close by either. I was mad with anger. I begin vent outside the room o. Even konji disappear from the guy and girl body. She later left, embarrassed.

Some guys are something else sha. They can sleep with anything.

Where is Superman when you need him.

Quite an unfortunate event. I wonder what was going through his mind after he let go of the plane.

nosagold:
Wait... So you are into Yahoo Yahoo and you decided to fast for the Holy One to bless your Yahoo work? And during your fast, someone said your boss is blocking your Yahoo star? If that is the case, Satan is working on your file truly

As in, I had to read and reread the writeup. How can one be fasting and praying to God to help him get a client to steal money from. Now he thinks a fellow fraudster is taking his 'yahoo star'

God didn't reveal anything to him, it's just his inner thought telling him nonsense

I don't understand this funny writeup.

Let me get you straight; You are an aspiring internet fraudster, and you think a fraudster is using your star. So because you have not found clients to steal from, you believe someone else is using your destiny

Ain't this about a b*tch!! This is the stupidest writeup for the month of August.

You plan on stealing other people's sweat and you think it will be well with you. With such mindset, I don't think it will ever be.
You have a set of skills, use it to make legit money. Okada riders want the best of life but committing crime isn't an option because they are not lazy or stupíd.

Grbhabu:
They have start issuing APL

Could you kindly take a snapshot of what the appointment letter looks like. You can blur out your private Infos.
Did they request for original certificate or can one use statement of result?

Rayjnr:


Take a good look at your logo and work on it, the mother is a cattle while the baby looks more like a piglet, cross check.

Take a closer look and get the creativity in the design. First is a Holstein-Friesian dairy cow, then the black spot of the dairy cow represents a chicken and lastly, a pig. Trust me, it is a lovely design

Fresh out of NYSC, I had small connection for a government job, so I went to visit my aunt to help out with my credentials. Her connect was asking for money for 'fuel'. My aunt was like, no na, the money is too much. After the call ended, she faced me and said don't mind that man, he thinks it's everybody that has money. How much do you have sef? Me wey just fresh out of service with about N250k saved from both allawee and side hustle and I was still working as a freelancer o The man was just asking for N20k

Another one was when I called my then girlfriend, now ex, because we had a fight and I really missed her. While talking, I wanted to chip in some dirty words to make her wet, na so babe just scream, abeg abeg, that's not what I want to hear this night. I'm trying to get over a bad day, you are here telling me what I don't understand #OhShit! Bad timing . I just ended the call straight. She called back after few minutes to aplologise. I said it was OK but deep down I was still deeply hurt. That was the last time I called her.

My Dad's brother did it with his eyes. It was the usually easter break. I went home(to village) from school but unfortunately, I forgot the keys to our own house, so I decided to stay in my dad's brother's house. The next day, after the merriment and all, we all retired to our rooms to rest. Next morning, his daughter raised an alarm about her missing phone.

After hours of fruitless searching, we decided to do a small family meeting regarding the phone. As my uncle kept talking and threatening hell, his eyes never left mine. I kept wondering why this man was looking at me while speaking, because I never in my wildest dream believed he'd think me a thief. I was truly disappointed in him but didn't tell my mom or dad because it would have definitely caused a serious issue in both families.

I later found out it was the little boy of 10yrs who came to stay with my dad's brother so he can train him. Imagine a little boy of 10 stealing, and giving his family a bad name.

Another close one happened when I went to visit my parents two months ago. I was bored, so I went to see the game between Man city and Chelsea. The guy who we buy bags of sachet water from came around but my mother stepped out for a minute just as he arrived. He called her and she told him to just drop them at the entrance. When I came after the game, my mom asked me if I took money from her purse without telling her. I was confused, because even if na she born me, and we dey close, I still get my limit. I told her no. Then she said it's probably the guy who we buy sachet water from.

I told her to check her purse very well, while checking her purse again, she looked at her mirror stand and discovered her perfume was no longer where its usually placed. She said she was going to call the young boy's madam and report him. I told her to chill first before she'd probably make a very big mistake that cannot be erased.

Long story short, she later remembered she used some of the cash to buy frozen chicken to welcome me and to also cook dinner. Her perfume, she unconsciously picked it when it fell while sweeping her room, so she was feeling too lazy to place put back up where it belongs,so she kept it beside the side drawer.

That's how that young boy's image would have been tarnished if she didn't calm down.

Gamesmart:

Don't mind the grande Mumu who did not understand the question.

Nothing more vexatious than an idiiot telling smarter people that they are dumb.

Don't mind him. I know his types. They are the ones who always claim children come from God Almighty.

Bringing innocent children to come and suffer for their parents' foolishness. Very pathetic set of individuals. #spits

Gbogbowa:
when you have money then birth control is very easy but lack bring many children,even your wife menstrual circle will be abnormal

No offense but that's bullshhit. Family planning is free in federal hospitals, so there's no excuse. Most poor people at illiterates and when you advice them on family planning, they will tell you that it is God who gives children or some funny lame excuse.

I don't pray to be poor but I've said I won't have more than 2 kids if my income after expenses is less than 500k a month. No be me like sex pass but I do it with my head. Na wa o

walyx:


Please sir,pity the kids and ur wife. Sometimes too when things tough,i go just think of walking far from home and commit suicide but immediately the thought comes,i quickly eraze it off my mind and think of my two boys and wife. Having the hope it will be welk smday

You guys should stop all these annoying pity talks abeg. What was he thinking birthing 3 kids in a situation like this. He said he can't afford condom and now he's expecting the fourth.

Now you have 2 kids, for the sake of your sanity and dignity don't bring another child to this world. Go and get yourself nipped(vasectomy) right away if you want to keep having sex raw.

Africans and this crazy mentality of breeding like rabbits. Make una carry una cross abeg. Tueeh!

Microwhy:

Mumu question..

How's that a mumu question now? Why would he be having sex recklessly when he can barely feed himself and wife. He doesn't have money to buy condom but can stupidly have sex raw and now he's expecting another child. That is total foolishness, don't you think. How much does it cost to partake in family planning, eh?

A broke man has no right to have an erection ever!

I don't know why black people like you never think of tomorrow, rather you'd be begging, praying and hoping on God to come down from heaven to feed you.

People who have just two kids, do you think they don't like sex as well or they don't want more kids? In this current situation, someone earning less than N1m a month shouldn't have more than 2 kids if he wants to live a good life.

In my office, the least earner has got only two kids and the highest earner has just four and he earns more than N2m a month. Do you think he doesn't have sex every day? Seek knowledge first before any other thing. Know this and know peace.

Lord knows if I was super rich, woman matter no fit finish for my side. I am only loyal when I'm in a relationship but as a single guy. Chai! with good small cash, some girls dey line up. Now imagine me with very plenty many money.
This is just the beginning

Youngpo413:
alpha male

Thanks but I don't think myself as such. I see myself as a man attached with value I.e me before anyone else. I can love and be loyal but once my radar starts picking up BS signal, I take the next flight.

Learnt it the hard way.

tobylawal:
Well about leaving my present job. Just got my offer letter for a new job to resume June 21st.

Congratulations to myself

Yeah, congrtulations, brother man. Hope the grass is greener on the other side

Getting close to that age where I'd have to ask a woman to be a burden in my life. Gotta start saving big for my unborn kids too. Once I have two kids, I'm most definitely getting nipped

frog12:
yes. he was always in the right place at the right time. him and messi can work together !

for No. 10, he has no technique !
he can not dribble or score by himself. messi is good at it !

aguero always need assist. if he no get assist, he can not score. that my friend is not a good player. he was lucky !!!!

Aguero is not a lone striker, you say? I'm sure you are mistaken. The only thing Aguero doesn't have as a striker is height in the box.
Please, just watch his first goal against Everton on his final premiership game for a start.
If not for constant injuries, Kun is one of the most lethal striker in the EPL

MrMacinterchi1:

weird attitude like? tell us

She thinks of herself too much. She's very pretty, yes, but she's not the type I really would fancy to date. Maybe she was putting up defense of some sort but I wasn't feeling her. In short, we weren't just feeling each other. She's just a trophy girl.

Was resuming for the semester, I boarded a bus from Lagos, at Maza-maza, Jibowu. I like big buses due to their comfort, my number was the window seat but this pretty girl whose number is after mine begged me to let her stay on my seat. I allowed her because I don't really like window seats; for the fact that I wouldn't be able to stretch my long legs.

I got to find out she's a medical student because she was reading a book on Anthropology and she admitted when I asked her. Me being a funny guy naturally, I made her laugh all through the journey ( she started the conversation). Even those guys who board bus to sell their products were like "Look at this cute couple. Big man, I know sey na she dey toast you so". I was kinda embarrassed because most folks in the bus even acknowledged us.

The journey was fun though. We were together through out the journey, even when the driver stopped for break, we stepped out together to get food, all eyes were on us.
I told myself if she doesn't ask for my number, I won't ask for hers either (my pride level too much).

I saw the disappointment or would I say surprise on her face when I got to my stop and I just told her maybe fate will let us see again and then I alighted.

Another one was when I was heading back to Lagos after a tough semester. The girl seated next to me was a damsel. Funny enough, my girlfriend then kept calling me to know where I was, my sisters also kept calling, then like three of my close female friends called me a few times to know how my journey was going.
This damsel kept wondering if I was a player and I was playing all these girls because I was intentionally lying about my location. Even when my sisters called, I respond with " Hey baby" or "Hey love".
It was some sort of mind game on her and it worked, because she just had to ask if I was dating these girls. I just laughed and acted like all cool and sort. She collected my FB id but our friendship didn't last. She's got this weird attitude and she got pregnant for her bf.

Ogbeni, you are not ready. How would you feel if your wife is still in contact with her ex? Exactly! That's what I thought.

Just discipline yourself and vow to cut any form of communication with her. Take your wife out, show her more love, compliment her. Just do what ever it takes to forget your ex.

You are not the only one who's still in love with their ex but high level of discipline will overcome any form of temptation. She's of the past, let her remain there. That's why they are called ex