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That's terrible. You are coming to serve based on national assignment; The state or organization could at least provide something better than this. I'm sorry about this, bro. You deserve better.

Mine was a well-decorated self-con in Osun state. Forever grateful to my boss and his wife who made sure I was well-taken care of.

Preshieben:

Uncle, the reason our friendship is even getting stronger is because we haven't seen each other private part before...

A guy can be friends with a girl without sleeping with her please.

Hi there!
You are right at the bolden. He has to be super queer or he doesn't find you attractive at all.... which still boils down to him being a queer.
Remember, A cat can't be pals with a mouse. That's a fact.

It's funny that I'm the one who friendzones them. Not to brag but I'm witty and know how to keep a woman on her toes. Most femleas tend to start developing feelings for me when we interact or spend time together. Yeah, did I also mention how cocky I am. I always make myself the prize, so it makes it hard for them to put me there(in that zone).

Before I ask you out, I'd have made sure we've either kissed or done naughty things to be sure the chemistry is there. And if we've kissed or played naughty and you want FWB, which I often propose. Everyone wins.

We all spend one way or another; airtime to talk to her, fueling of generator, buying of food and so on but in terms of giving her money like you own a mint is a no-no. Learn to decline requests, especially if you know deep down inside you don't want to do it.
I've sworn never no displease myself to please others after my experience with a phone repairman.

I'm on the lighter side of the brown skin. My dad is dark, my mom is fair, so I'm like a mixture of both....and I have to say, I dislike light-skin complexion even though I am kinda ligh-skinned. I dislike it when market guys call me oyinbo when I walk past their stalls.
As for the women, I love any complexion aside albinism though.

My colleague started bleaching 4 months ago and I'm sure he is deeply regretting his decision. His feet looks like grilled plantain

abiodunbright:
I can swap it instead

Could you explain better on this swap ish

crafteck:
I will buy, sell and repair your games,laptops and other electronics, contact me if you have a deal for me.

08094 903803

Where in Lagos are you located and can you fix ps3 slim RLOD permanently?

abiodunbright:
To fix the fault

Permanently?
OR if not permanently, at least for a very long time. Last time I fixed it, it lasted barely 4 months with little game time.

Anticqz:
it can be repaired but the fault will keep coming back.. i have dumped my own slim one corner.
Try get another one

Where can I get that original thermal paste? I'm done giving my console to these guys to fix….they keep using fake paste. I'll teardown my console and try to fix it myself.

abiodunbright:
If you want a reliable source contact me

To get the problem fixed permanently or to buy another console?

Going down memory lane, I just realised most of the girls I dated had only beauty/body(as trophy) and sex that is all I can remember them for. My current woman(will soon be an ex) is a very good fashion designer/tailor. When she's on her sewing machine, she's a beauty to watch, literally.

Got myself a semi-new smart tv set after my old one got damaged in August and also two frameless canvass artwork. One of a pencil or charcoal drawing of Lady baring her awesome natural chest and one landscape painting of a cabin in the woods. Yeah, I love art . And yes, I need to upgrade my play station console as well but that would have to wait abeg. Money don go down

Nice one.
My brother has always wanted to startup a game house but we both have no knowledge on how to go about it. I'll send this thread's link to him. He already has about 3 TVs ready, and I'm wiling to add mine to make it happen.
We can start with two PS3s and three PS2s.

I know that feeling when you are finally done.....then you realise there's a bigger obstacle ahead that is determined to fvck you up without remorse. Godspeed

In my own opinion; there's no need posting these pictures.

Anticqz:
it can be repaired but the fault will keep coming back.. i have dumped my own slim one corner.
Try get another one

Dammit! Gadamn that mofo that sold me this scrap of metal. I guess I'm going to get the superslim or even upgrade to 4. Thanks

captainking:
Return the console.
It's probably overheating due to the paste inside getting finished..
They will keep charging you to fix it.
Just take it back and take the slim

My slim started this same issue(going off) when I'm mid-game early this year, so I kept it aside till I'm ready for it again. Can it be repaired?

Uniform men in Nigeria always feel like they are untouchable. How can you beat your fellow uniform personnel and worst of it all is that it's a female officer. I hope he gets handled appropriately

Smirnoff vodka. Boy oh boy! All I have to say is goodnight.
I was invited to a party by a friend of a friend. It was all fun and games till I needed to get into the mix of the party. I was given a little shot of Smirnoff vodka in my red toast cup and I gulped it all at once. Less than 20 mins, I felt the way the Dj was spinning the music it was also affecting my surrounding. It felt like the sky and clouds were going back and forth. I knew I was high AF.

My friend gave me the keys to his room, I stopped at the door post because it took forever to insert the damn keys into the hole. I got frustrated and decided to take a breather but fell asleep there because somehow that door was so so comfortable. My friend came and found me lying on the floor.
I missed a whole lot that day. My friend brought a woman to the same room and they shagged all night and I didn't even notice.
Stay away from what is more than you.

pocohantas:
This guy again?!
What do you mean by 1 bedroom? Self-contain or a room and parlour (mini-flat)

How much for this one, OP? Na there I wan stay by next year.

Lmao This slice of apartment
I swear I have seen that exact building. A lot of them are located at Marina, going towards 3rd Mainland bridge.

Till date, I have no regret that I left Lagos. How can you be stuck in traffic for more than 4hrs only to get home to meet high cost of accommodation. Nah, nah. It doesn't work for me like that o.
I felt I was just surviving in Lagos and I was surely gonna get old before my time

mastermaestro:
Are you kidding me? Some people just can't control their temper. .By the way, the role of picking money at wedding ceremonies conventionally belongs to the bride's designated hands

The groom's father should be ashamed of himself.

I kid you not. I witnessed every scene at the event. The bride confessed that she saw the red flags in the groom's family but pressure from her mother made her go ahead with the marriage.
As for the groom's father, the man is truly a shameless man. He left his 'high table' to go struggle for money. I have never seen such in my whole existence on planet earth.

This one happened January 2020.The groom's father fought with the bride's cousin because both families wanted to pick the money being sprayed on the dancing couple. The groom's friends joined in to beat the bride's cousin, the bride's people also joined in. The bride broke down in tears right there on the dance floor. That moment I knew the marriage was heading towards a ditch. Less than a year, the young couple separated. What a shame

I'm a great lover of art but sometimes, I wonder what motivates people to buy them at such outrageous prices. My total art collection in my house isn't up to 0.000001% of these.
Infact, I'm gonna get the picture of monalisa painting and frame it

Gosj001:
Run!

Use the money buy better one.

The 20000mah I bought isn't up to 6months, but after the 5th month it discharge faster and now the battery is already swollen.

The 1yr warranty nah rubbish deceit to sell the powerbank

You either misused it or you were unfortunate to buy the one that was not detected of its defect before leaving the factory.
A friend bought a very strong power bank and he was flexing it till an envious person stole it. He got another one from the same store and in less than 2 months it packed up for no explainable reason.
I'm not defending Itel but more people have given positive feedbacks since its launch. #Shrugs

Ellasure:
Your write up is not written with good intentions and of good mind.

You are not God and His workings is beyond your understanding. You are a creep of the western civilisation delusion. Taken care and provisioning for human kind is beyond human calculations and reasonings.. can I humbly ask you to tell me what you will eat today evening? If you know it, you are surely living alone in your wretched life.

Unpredictable is the hallmark of good living and a good man. If you are too sure of everything happening to you or around you please check yourself nobody should envy you.

The western countries that tried to be predictable in all aspects of their living are today ruled by strangers and foreigners. Open your eyes.

The good Lord is not predictable. There was a time that the world population was one billion and there was famine but today there is seven billion people in the world today and there is abundant foods and goods supplies.

Can you explain and rationalise that?

Permit me to come in here. Your submission on this is a serious cause for concern. So, because I don't know the future, I shouldn't plan for my tomorrow, is that what you are saying? Because I don't know tomorrow, I should spend my paycheck at the end of the month on whatever I like, not minding what tomorrow has in store for me.
This archaic mentality is the real reason many poor people are still breeding like rats.
Have you ever been to a slum or had a little chat with louts on the streets and try to find out why they are living in such pitiable state? Most of them are children of poor parents that couldn't take care of them. Most of them turn to any sort of crime to survive.
Please, wake up your ideas and be guided.

I have a neighbour who is in serious debt with loan sharks and other people. Yet I see him and his family eating well garnished food all the time. His wife can't eat noodles without sardine and egg, they can't eat rice without chicken and I'm like, seriously?
He has 4 kids and he says he wants to make it 5, unless if God says otherwise. He and his wife wakes us at midnight to start praying against imaginary enemies.
I am yet to marry and I am feeling the heat of the economy. When I do get married, I am not having more than 3 and that will be with a fat bank account. Shikena

My parents are the ones who like farming. I grew up as a mini-spoilt kid. Prior to last year, I had never for once held a cutlass or a hoe.
My mother loves papaye and orange a lot, so she's constantly on their matter. She also has pepper, pumpkin leaves, scent leaves. She's planing on launching yam and potato as well. My own is to come around and collect some I can use to cook in my house

I just love th e military: the discipline, attitude, cult-like/brotherhood, their smart dressing and movement. I love the Airforce branch the most but my fear for height though.
Only if getting into NDA was done by at least 70% merit, I'd have joined long ago. I might be hanging 3 stars by now

Highways:
It will stay in your account as dollar.... If he sends $1,000, it will remain in your domiciliary account as $1,000... The charges will be deducted from your savings account.. you can withdraw in dollars from the bank and change at black market for 800+ naira

For real? And I have been dulling myself all the while. Truly, the saying, "Person wey dey ax kweshun no dey miss road". Thanks. I appreciate the effort.