Shey na CONSIDER you talk.

Na CONSIDER e go remain

nekaa:
he wouldn't say.

i guess he is speechless about it.. like michael jackson

and these stories keep comin

there must be something in the air that is turning men to savages.... brainless bastard savages

She should put the baby in a basket and put the basket in a river and watch the baby flow over to Egypt just like Moses in the Bible.


my ex who just got married in the end of last year keeps calling me and molesting my phone with nude pics and sms . i no answer her till she carried herself to another guy. and now she don carry belle too.. HOES Everywhere.

anigbajumo:



After u defined Newton third law of motion successfully,u dnt need to add impurities.

"sometimes adverse reaction follows"



Lolz

Yes the Newton Law was stated and the sentence was concluded with a comma before another sentence, that was not totally independent, was added.
LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR.

and what the furk is LOLZ? LOL means LAUGHING OUT LOUD so whats the extra Z doing there ?

for every action.. there is an equal and opposite reaction. sometimes adverse reactions follow.

people please give this tribal blasting and bashing thing a break..

what is that thing that makes people to keep following this road that leads to the death and brain damage
of millions or even loss of freedom due to jail term or death penalty ?

that thing must be serious or d drug couriers must be daft or just money blinded zombies

beautiful woman. who knows the trauma and harassment she must be suffering in the hands of her abductors.
100 MILLA.
but the story will end with ....

"THE WOMAN WAS RELEASED SAFELY WITH THE HELP OF THE POLICE AND NO RANSOM WAS PAID"

but we know

cossy well done

travel all the way to EUROPE to get this thing they sell in YABA and AKERELE STREET in LAGOS for less than 2,000 naira

she is cute.... just like one of those penguins in the movie MADAGASCAR

THE GAME >>>> CONFAM WEYREY

tonto always tonto

Mountain, Flower, Milk glass, Bottle of Milk,.. Standing outside the door waiting for her to wake up and read the letter,... NOT NIGERIAN.


nice story anyway. kind of reminds me of that Shirley Ceaser song

is this the new thing now ?
I have read about people dying in their hotel rooms . seen it about 7 times between AUGUST and SEPT.

one week one new bad trend in naija

Shieet face

but wait... this is not a verified pic.
anybody can put up the picture of his/her enemy just to tarnish his image.

everything. china

Give then your full name and tell them to look it up on google.

Sveen:
Rip to them.

And they are indeed lucky to die in the Holy Land. May Allah have mercy on their souls.

so there is a place where lucky people die and there is a place for unlucky people to die ??
never heard of this before..
do they die smiling over there ? i mean in the place for lucky people

Kingsley1000:
i can imagine....you for use teeth tear am

bros na chain belt and you know say teeth no fit work am.

VenusBetty:
that was too much, why insult her mum?

but you didnt say anything when the stupid careless bietch whose mouth and fingers aint connected to her brain insulted a whole tribe over a PSQUARE issue

kestolove95:
No b igbo boys?...useless people and dia love for money...d east is d most disgusting place to be with erosion everiwia and I ask...what's up we all d money dey ar hustlin for?

[size=16pt]the deepest circle of hell fire is reserved for you and other tribalistic empty retards walking around the earth with so much hate and emptiness in their heart.[/size]

RickRichards:

This one nah 14 years x 3 = 42 years. FTC can finally rest.



It's "awwwww"; not "awnnnn" like a yawning dog. A local dog...just in case you were wondering.

ah bros.. why you wan tear her his cloth naw, why? why such wickedness?

DrTee1:
More often than not, I have come across people who wouldn't touch a weighty girl with a ten meter pole, no to talk of saying " I love you. " But I've fouund myself having very close female friends that are on the big side. Guys please tell me what is wrong with going out with a girl that weighs 80kgs or more.

I am a slim guy, tall guy but I weigh between 90 and 95KG. I mean.... i don't think being 80KG translates into being FAT or robust or BIG BONED or whatever adjective quantifies being able to wear extra large as a slim fit.

hahaha hahahha.

true story OP.

but let me tell you one. Have a babe worn coded belt to your house?
that moment when you are in the mood and she just stands there looking at you struggle with the belt and you dont know where the belt starts and ends.

one time when I was still in school, I met this very sweet shinning fair slim babe in front of STANDARD TRUST BANK (that was before they merged with UBA) and she came to my house one weekend. everything was cool and we were drinking in my room cos it was raining outside. then my wahala started and i started to wahala the babe . we kiss taya, i don suck bobby taya, the babe get this fine small chinese bobby wey get big nippuus like new eraser on a new pencil. my WORKER don ready to work but i was still trying to figure out this belt and the babe just dey laugh me. I am a ONE HAND GUY. I can remove a babe's bra while standing in front of her and she will not know it but this one com pass my power. she just stood there laughing at me. then she told me to go out in the rain and buy 2 more bottles of stout before she open the belt. na so i enter rain to buy beer for me and her. as i come back, na so she just open the belt with just one touch.

I have encountered such security twice.

cr7lomo:
That's African 50 shades of grey.... Some girls love it

50 shades of crazy black ... this is not MADE OF BLACK tho

wetin we no go see ?

she looks cute sha.
I like the smile weda she looks like M.I or Beyonce, that smile is cute.

[size=14pt]many babes that spend their whole life looking like babes dont ever smile like this.
they walk around looking like they just got slapped by kingkong.
If you look at them very closely, you will see a very high fence with thick barbed wire and bullet proof glasses around them 247[/size]

na so we go dey dey ?? every day by day ??

fake police.

and dem will enter your danfo and claim staff.
if you force dem to pay then dey will pay with fake money.

fake robbers.

nwadiuko1:
na fan belt

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