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Education / Re: Kogi State Polytechnic Named After Prince Abubakar Audu by naijathings(m): 4:14pm On Jan 28, 2016
Just like that ?
Computers / Re: Guides For Buying New Laptops For Beginners by naijathings(m): 4:11pm On Jan 28, 2016
chiedu7:
With Photoshop 4GB na die now.


Which wan na Fufu laptop?
U think say na only Jesus turn water to wine abi..? Enter Ikeja and make mistake first

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Computers / Re: Guides For Buying New Laptops For Beginners by naijathings(m): 4:07pm On Jan 28, 2016
Avoid FUFU laptop

Buy from shop.

thats the first rule

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TV/Movies / Re: Celebrities At 5th Africa International Film Festival ,in Lekki Lagos by naijathings(m): 10:54am On Jan 28, 2016
act rubbish movies and wear gucci to red carpet

Hilda Looking Suweeeeeeeet

Mr Ibu no fit even pretend to dey normal for one minute....... SMH

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Family / Re: Carpenter Killed By Live High Tension Wire, Wife Dies Hours After (PIC) by naijathings(m): 10:22am On Jan 28, 2016
joyhope771:
jpygjoy
what language is this
Family / Re: Carpenter Killed By Live High Tension Wire, Wife Dies Hours After (PIC) by naijathings(m): 10:21am On Jan 28, 2016
Misleading headline,,, only the carpenter was electrocuted. his wife died of shock. they both died of shock cry cry undecided cry cry

sad life. bitter end cry cry

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Romance / Re: Sleeping With Your Sister. by naijathings(m): 10:16am On Jan 28, 2016
saintloveren:
hmmm well according to my say and experience in spiritual matters, the moment they both slept with each other, in the realm of the spirit, a vail was open for every demon to enter into their life, from demon of sadness and depression to demon of torment that they cant forget to demon of anger, what they need is a thorough deliverance to chase away those wicked evil spirits in the name of JESUS, then after they need the word of GOD as a food to be eaten daily and by so doing the love of GOD will flourish in their life and their past will be over and behind them, what will be left is only the love for JESUS and to live for the future.

Angels and Demons Professionals

so after brother and sister were forced to furk each other, the gate was opened for Demons to enter. Next thing is for them to eat eat and eat the word of God.

Tell me more
Celebrities / Re: 'Don Jazzy Was Right, I Am His Child' - Reekado Banks by naijathings(m): 10:04am On Jan 28, 2016
money can change DNA

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Phones / Re: ‘new NITEL’ Targets 50m 4G Subscribers by naijathings(m): 9:56am On Jan 28, 2016
For the good of the country, I hope this is not another Vision 2020 story for the gods of palmwine

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced? Share Your Experience. by naijathings(m): 3:05pm On Jan 23, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
didn't know sex is now an art, since u're dat good, do u tutor?

“NOW an art" ?.?.?

it has always been. just like cooking, designing, dancing and singing and other activities which the word art can be attached to. art is not just about painting and drawing it is in almost everything that involves technique, skill and improvement.

as for the tutoring part, I fit be puppy for where u dey.
Romance / Re: @31 She Is Still A Virgin. by naijathings(m): 2:07am On Jan 23, 2016
Keketu:
bro buy my album lassa fever i adress this issue there . cool

please accept Jesus make winches seff leave u small naw. na 2016 b this.
Romance / Re: Help! He Smokes by naijathings(m): 2:00am On Jan 23, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
I just found out that a guy i like smokes and i dont want to be with a smoker. grin

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH A SMOKER. you said it all so what other help do u need? or u need someone here to help u select a perfect guy who u want to be with?

News Flash : There will always be something to scream HELP about when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced? Share Your Experience. by naijathings(m): 1:36am On Jan 23, 2016
demsid:
exactly. He should be locked not just arrested

@ demsid, @ Falconey

Ah ahh... wetin I do naw ?

please temper justice with mercy and peace and tosin and oluchi and halima oh.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced? Share Your Experience. by naijathings(m): 1:30am On Jan 23, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
guy na so u sabi d styles reach, na wetin u study for school so

my dear, no b food but as a man, you have to know the ART of having s3x to satisfy any woman no matter her size or height weda in the bed or kitchen or back of the club without excuses. dem no dey learn am for school. I am blessed in that area.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced? Share Your Experience. by naijathings(m): 8:45pm On Jan 22, 2016
falconey:
Yes by a friend, she was a principal of a local primary school, she did it in her office and later kissed me.

The office was too small we couldn't do it, I was very angry because that was one big minus 1 for me.

I missed a record and memory of doing it with a principal in her office.

she kissed you... is that supposed to be a consolation prize ?
the office was too small?

style plenty naw...

she could have stood up, put one leg on the chair and bent for you to hit it from behind

or u sit and she sit facing u so u can press bo0bs and kiss while she ridea to sambisa on your bike

or u put her back on the table and put her legs on ur shoulder and hit it nicely

or u carry her and place her back on the wall while her legs are in your arms

or she just bend and rest on the table while u hit it from the back

or she touch her toes while u hit it from behind gently

na wah oh..

there are over 25 neat styles an experienced bad guy can do with just table and chair space...

or u were looking for a football field space?

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Celebrities / Re: Lolo1 Of Wazobiafm Blasts Comedienne Princess by naijathings(m): 4:39pm On Jan 22, 2016
front seat
Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye & Ken Erics In Their University Days In Awka (Throwback Pic) by naijathings(m): 6:54pm On Jan 21, 2016
Bluezy13:


Technically incorrect

Someone else would have played the role
Role or Roles ? she did a couple of movies with them and she executed her role V well.
whatever mehn.
I already forgot I commented on this
Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye & Ken Erics In Their University Days In Awka (Throwback Pic) by naijathings(m): 3:41pm On Jan 21, 2016
Oge Okoye really help Aki & Paw Paw career for this life.

Spanner and other movies
Crime / Re: House, Shops Burnt In Lagos Gang War (pictured) by naijathings(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2016
[size=18pt]POLICE LATER ARRIVED[/size]

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Romance / Re: Wow This Lady Is Proposing To Her Man. So Sweet! by naijathings(m): 6:25am On Jan 21, 2016
uboma:
She's most likely giving him a BJ.

No ...

she is counting the metal on his zip.

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Romance / Re: Wow This Lady Is Proposing To Her Man. So Sweet! by naijathings(m): 6:24am On Jan 21, 2016
Mprex:
i like the guy's nike chucks undecided

Nike and Chucks are 2 different brands...

Chucks... chuck taylor (All Stars)
Romance / Re: The Disease That Cannot Be Stopped By Condom -PHOTO- by naijathings(m): 12:45pm On Jan 20, 2016
Religion Religion Religion

there is always a case of Angels and Demons in everything especially when a Nigerian is involved.

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Celebrities / Re: Rich Guy Iceprince's Girlfriend Cheated On Him With Shares Revealing Photos by naijathings(m): 9:07am On Jan 19, 2016
Sommyangel:
So a girl can't take pictures with another guy again, nawa o

Yeah.

imagine another babe is trying to tell u dat she is furkin ur boyfriend

then in the midst of the argument

she brings pictures of ur boyfriend and her

in 2 different locations, different hairstyles, different time of day

and na she dey spend on your boyfriend

and ur boyfriend say he no sleep with her

would you still ask d same question?

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Romance / Re: Where And How Did I Get It All Wrong?...pls Help by naijathings(m): 2:42pm On Jan 08, 2016
don't be too hard on yourself bro.

or did anyone tell you that you wouldn't meet obstacles in life especially when it seems everything is moving smoothly.?

success is not really about staying on top at all times, sometimes the real test comes when life slaps you left right just when u r having a good time, slaps you till you fall.

remember, be prepared for the worst and always work for the best with hope and faith.

u fall down 7 times, u rise up 8.

so what are you gonna do now bro?

are you now going to start looking for witches and wizards or stay focused and keep ur eyes on the prize?

funny how people become so religious just as soon as negativity sets in.
Family / Re: 5 Reasons To Re-think If Marrying A God-fearing Man Is Really For You! by naijathings(m): 8:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
mystiqueDZ:
As a rule I give those 'sisters and brothers' a longgggggg rope!!! They are so 'stiff' in reasoning....

a very big long rope.

with their rigid sense of reasoning and understanding.

if it is not the way pastor said it, then it is totally wrong

u will b shocked to know how far such people will go to keep their secrets so that the rest of the church can always see them as SHINNY EXAMPLES to other church members especially when their secret is something that they always preach against
Family / Re: Single Sistas: 7 Lies You Must Stop Telling Yourselves In 2016. by naijathings(m): 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2015
clap clap clap...

well written.

every lady has the right to sit up and get married or sit up and enjoy being single.

red or blue pill.

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Celebrities / Re: 2face, A.Y And Ramsey Nouah Go Clubbing Together [PICS] by naijathings(m): 3:08pm On Dec 17, 2015
Ramsey Already looking wasted like he is trying to stay awake in the club.

I guess he didn't know when those club hoes opened his buttons.

2BABA looking classy as usual ... like he is in an interview on MTV.

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Celebrities / Re: Without Make Up,chidinma Ekile Is Not The Same by naijathings(m): 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2015
hahahaha spot the difference
TV/Movies / Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by naijathings(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
three people can NEVER talk at the same time in a nollywood movie.

people drinking beer and dey peel off all d label on the bottles

the little children talk so slowly like morons while looking @ d camera all d time

all babalawo must wear red colour & ritualists too

same hairstyle in part 1, 2, 3, to 10

99 percent of the movie is shot in day time

total time = 90 mins, advert time = 60 minutes

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Turning Imo To A Haven For Tourist & A Modern Model City (Pics) by naijathings(m): 8:16pm On Dec 10, 2015
ahaz:
op are you high or just incredebly stupid...you call all this aterficial monoments a tourist site? you and those who are supporting you are bunch of clowns.
Which white man or a nigerian will leave his location to visit those sites.i have never heard or seen any sane man pose for a pix with those junnk except imbeciles like you.
op i challange you to repeat this thrash along douglas road and see if you will come back in one piece.....anu mpama.

i was in imo state for one week and I just got back from Imo state today. people are crying over there over months of unpaid salaries. I spoke to some people I met around the state and the stories no sweet at all. I am from Imo state and i don't care about politics.
Rochas: my people my people
People: our salary, our salary

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Politics / Re: Saraki Admits His DSS Detail Masterminded Robbery Of N310M - Sahara Reporters by naijathings(m): 8:03pm On Dec 10, 2015
after all this long story. nobody is going to jail
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Gifts His Daughter A 2016 Range Rover For Her 17th Birthday by naijathings(m): 4:47pm On Nov 30, 2015
hmmm ha ha.

na people life sweat na im this 17 year old babe dey sit on top dey drive for ground.

funny life..

hahahahaha angry

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