GogetterMD:
What sort of fvckery is this
Capillaries burst? Just like that? With all due respect to you OP and your Chinese professor, why deceive people on the actual common causes of death during a stroke? Why not tell them the truth?

The beauty of life
2 people can see the same writing and get different messages from it. levels of comprehension differs for everyone and you habe shown yours.

you have seen this message how you want to see it and you call it rubbish without caring to educate us and TELL US THE TRUTH.

and i wonder where u saw anything about common causes of death during stroke ? but na so your eye take see am.

some will find it useful. but if you have better information, please share.

Thank You.

Michelle55:
huh!! what's her reason for such a despicable act?

so there has to be a reason.

how about, she slipped and fell on the driver's diQ ?

GogetterMD:
What sort of fvckery is this
Capillaries burst? Just like that? With all due respect to you OP and your Chinese professor, why deceive people on the actual common causes of death during a stroke? Why not tell them the truth?

Brother. did u read this properly? or were u just so quick to comment ?

where did u see any talk about common causes of death during stroke?

deceive people? that is a brash and callous thing to say. what's there to gain ? No need for such accusation.

I have shared info. Maybe you know more about this issue. why not TELL US THE TRUTH if u feel this is false information rather than just ending your comment so vaguely.

I saw this piece of information and I thought to share it with everyone on Nairaland because it might help save a life. please read very attentively
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A NEEDLE CAN SAVE THE LIFE OF A STROKE PATIENT.
This advice is from a Chinese Professor .:



'My father was paralysed & later died from the result of a stroke. I wish I knew about this first aid before. When stroke strikes, the capillaries in the brain will gradually burst. When a stroke occurs, stay calm. No matter where the victim is, do not move him/her. Because, if moved, the capillaries will burst!

Help the victim to sit up, where he/she can be prevented from falling over again and then the blood letting can begin.

If you have an injection syringe in your home, that would be the best, otherwise, a sewing needle or a straight pin will do.



1). Place the needle/pin over fire to sterilize it and then use it to prick the tips of all 10 fingers.
2). There are no specific acupuncture points, just prick about an mm from the fingernail.
3). Prick till blood comes out.
4). If blood does not start to drip, then squeeze with your fingers.
5). When all 10 digits is bleeding, wait a few minutes then the victim will regain consciousness.
6). If the victim's mouth is crooked, then pull on his ears until they are red.
7). Then prick each earlobe twice until two drops of blood comes from each earlobe. After a few minutes the victim should regain consciousness.



Wait till the victim regains his/her normal state without any abnormal symptoms then take him/her to the hospital. Otherwise, if he/she was taken to the hospital in the ambulance in a hurry, the bumpy trip will cause all the capillaries in his/her brain to burst.
If he/she could barely manage to walk, then it is by the grace of God that he/she is saved. I learned about letting blood to save life from a Chinese traditional doctor, Ha Bu Ting, who lives in Sun Juke.
Furthermore, I had practical experience with it, therefore, I can say this method is 100% effective.

The usual stroke victim usually suffers, irreparable bursting of the brain capillaries on the way to the hospital. As a result, these victims never recover. Therefore, stroke is the second commonest cause of death. The lucky ones will stay alive but can remain paralysed for life. It is such a horrible thing to happen in ones life.
If we can all remember this blood letting method and start the life saving process immediately, in a short time, the victim will be revived and regain 100% normality!.

CC

lalasticlala

I saw this piece of information and I thought to share it with everyone because it might help save a life. please read very attentively
------------



A NEEDLE CAN SAVE THE LIFE OF A STROKE PATIENT.
This advice is from a Chinese Professor .:



'My father was paralysed & later died from the result of a stroke. I wish I knew about this first aid before. When stroke strikes, the capillaries in the brain will gradually burst. When a stroke occurs, stay calm. No matter where the victim is, do not move him/her. Because, if moved, the capillaries will burst!

Help the victim to sit up, where he/she can be prevented from falling over again and then the blood letting can begin.

If you have an injection syringe in your home, that would be the best, otherwise, a sewing needle or a straight pin will do.



1). Place the needle/pin over fire to sterilize it and then use it to prick the tips of all 10 fingers.
2). There are no specific acupuncture points, just prick about an mm from the fingernail.
3). Prick till blood comes out.
4). If blood does not start to drip, then squeeze with your fingers.
5). When all 10 digits is bleeding, wait a few minutes then the victim will regain consciousness.
6). If the victim's mouth is crooked, then pull on his ears until they are red.
7). Then prick each earlobe twice until two drops of blood comes from each earlobe. After a few minutes the victim should regain consciousness.



Wait till the victim regains his/her normal state without any abnormal symptoms then take him/her to the hospital. Otherwise, if he/she was taken to the hospital in the ambulance in a hurry, the bumpy trip will cause all the capillaries in his/her brain to burst.
If he/she could barely manage to walk, then it is by the grace of God that he/she is saved. I learned about letting blood to save life from a Chinese traditional doctor, Ha Bu Ting, who lives in Sun Juke.
Furthermore, I had practical experience with it, therefore, I can say this method is 100% effective.

The usual stroke victim usually suffers, irreparable bursting of the brain capillaries on the way to the hospital. As a result, these victims never recover. Therefore, stroke is the second commonest cause of death. The lucky ones will stay alive but can remain paralysed for life. It is such a horrible thing to happen in ones life.
If we can all remember this blood letting method and start the life saving process immediately, in a short time, the victim will be revived and regain 100% normality!.

cc

Seun

yemi16:


I might be soft but really i cant help it....its just 6months into our marriage, its not so easy to go real hard so early....
thanks anyway for the advice.

if u don't go hard on her now then when are u gonna do it ? simple wisdom says we mould clay to the shape we want while it is still soft. we cast iron to the way we want it while it is still HOT.. brother i think she is the one doing the moulding and shaping for u in this case and if u don't take charge right now,, she will shape and mould u till u gradually remove everyone in your family and friends from your list. she will mould you to the point where you will only help and give to those who she wants, in the way she wants it. God forbid such controlling spirit in my life.

if my woman is so myopic to the fact that anybody can need help from anybody, and family is the first port of call when trouble comes, and she ever dares to express anger or call my brother names cos I help him, then she will never get a wedding ring from me. I can give my brother a million naira if I think he needs it and i know it will not damage my family. e no concern any woman even my wife.

and u better stop telling her everything u want to do with money if you don't want to die early. abi she no get work?

does she have a job ? or her job is to look good and count your money for you.

#NoBeByForce

BEEGOLD797:
Kind-hearted Police Officer In Ibadan

At that point I said to myself at least i have tried i should quickly be going to meet up with my appointment, but this police officer said the most strange thing that i v ever heard from a police officer mouth he said "please my brother go and turn and lets go to the hospital they might need money" i was stun and surprise that a police officer could say this, i have to quickly drive down to make a up turn.

For once i was proud of Nigeria Police Officer.

I collected his number and ask of his name and he told me he is SUPOL BILLY JOSEPH DT1 IYANGAKUN POLICE STATION ibadan.

Kudos to this officer if only we could have people like him in the force Nigeria could have been a better place for all. I am truly proud of him that's why I have to post these on this forum for us to appreciate the good ones among our officers.

Dear God,
I have never ever heard of something like this in relation to Nigerian police or army.
This is my open letter to you. Please bless SUPOL BILLY JOSEPH DT1.
Let the Angel of mercy and kindness fight for him on the day his enemies rise against him.

Amen.

I still can't believe that such manner of human exists in the Nigerian Police that has people who would rather SWING INTO ACTION and arrest innocent by-standers and even the person that brought the girl to hospital.

super story

she is ur babe... and HE is your flatmate... yet she did not see that the address of her new and old boyfriend is the same

she came in and saw u washing and still enter the other guy house

she eben stayed in the other guy house till 5pm

wait.... how come you posted this fake story b4 2pm yet u r saying she left the niggar house by 5pm.... abi u dey see future?


anyway.... we are nothing but pencils in the hands of the.....

Kennitrust:


although credit still go to sisqo. I loved the song but not his wordy. he make a lot of mistakes on whom to direct the song to but I swung into action to correct the lyrics. repent.

sharrap! I modified the song for u to know the emptiness of life without Christ and not without a woman. REPENT.

He made a lot of mistake on whom to direct the song to ? why don't you use your own creativity and direct your own where you want it to go ?

Sharrap ? see how this thief is boldly defending his shameless empty self.

why are you so angry because I saw the rubbish you did. intellectual theft is a crime you just had to commit to show how your life is empty abi ?
you are using stolen goods to sing for your God. you are a thief and christ has pressed the skip button when he saw your rubbish because I am sure christ does not accept stolen goods except you have another christ you are talking about.

you are talking about emptiness of life without christ but your brain is so empty that you could not write in your own words to show how your life is empty without christ. you had to steal someone's work.

You are a thief and your life is really empty and your brain too.. you need more than christ, you need to get a good brain too.

Kennitrust:
I got wealths, I got popularity
I got me everything I ever thought I'm make to name.
My mansions was one of the bests in Town.
And my name was been heard in Town.
Check magazine, you'll see my face from page to page.
My bank account was bigger than the law will let me own.
But for all that I got, I still feel I was real empty.
Cos' even though it seem I got everything,
I don't wanna live like I don't know,
that all this women, all of this Fancy cars
and talk of my fame, it doesn't amount to my soul.
Although to me it seem I got all I need,
but I can't pretend I don't know that without JESUS, my life is incomplete.

na so e dey take start.

you just twisted the chorus of that Sisqo song (INCOMPLETE from UNLEASH THE DRAGON album).

Next thing you go into the studio and sing and go on newspapers and dead TV shows to tell us how you were sleeping one night and God put the song in your brain and you woke up and worked on the song.... without giving due credit to Sisqo.


Verse 1
______

Bright lights, fancy restaurants
Everything in this world that a man could want
Got a bank account bigger than the law should allow
Still I'm lonely now

Pretty faces from the covers of the magazines
From their covers to my covers wanna lay with me
Fame and fortune still can't find
Just a grown man runnin' out of time

Chorus
______

Even though it seems I have everything
I don't wanna be a lonely fool
All of the women, all the expensive cars
All of the money don't amount to you
So I can make believe I have everything
But I can't pretend that I don't see
That without you girl my life is incomplete

crazyabbey:
Maybe the student get 6 packs

the student is a direct descendant of king Leonidas.

loveablequeen:
So from what I can gather, this incident
happened in a secondary school in Osun
state, and there are speculations that the
corp member couldn’t have done it with
‘clear eye’.

They say she must have been
‘jazzed’,

Read below

no b only Jazz .... na Bob Marley

u will be shocked what SOME girls can turn to when they wear that NYSC uniform

laff wan choke me for bed.. OP stop this joke.

our girls are not that useless naw..

JSS 2 OSUN BOY. na wah

egbedore:

He greeted me and sat down. Few minutes latter,I just heard "Change it to Disney Junior" and without any hesitation,I took the remote control and flip from CNN to Disney Junior.

..

Laff wan buss my belle

3 steps

5 steps

8 steps

furkkk.. u can go get a ladder from federal fire service if you want.

why would anyone just have to go furk someone else and come and disturb their BF or GF life with the information because your so called conscience is choking you ?. then step 10 is to come on Nairaland with your steewpid story and wait for the FORGIVENESS CREW to come and comment.

moral of the story is.... don't come around me with the story of how YOU DID NOT MEAN TO HURT ME AND YOU DID NOT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER YOU

if you can't ZIP UP or CLOSE UR LEGS and be faithful and loyal ; then learn how to furk and keep it to yourself and let your secret kill you.

scofieldsimba:
A bottle of beer sells for N180 at a local joint (N500 upwards in clubs and hotels). If U drink an average of five bottles a day @ N180 that makes it 35 bottles a week. In a year dat makes it 1820 bottles amounting to N327,600
Just imagine folks drinking for 30yrs.. that'll amount to N9.8million.

Men have drank bungalows, duplexes & estates!!!
Save a future. Share this message on your wall.
MANY MEN HAVE DRANK THEIR FUTURE.

So you can drink 5 bottles per day for 30 years abi ?

na wah for you oh

even food seff dem no dey chop am like that

people and their stuwpid assumptions and calculations

How about you calculate how much you will spend on buying phones and recharging it for 30 years... that means you have recharged your life away

How about you calculate how much you will spend on buying toilet paper for the next 30 years... that means you have used your life to wipe your arrse

this is one life.
calculate everything...

tunboy2016:



Hmmmm this really sinks in.
Thanks for the advice dear.
This is true...
Some times ago when I wanted to force her to leave the guy and choose me, she told me not to force her to leave the other guy that she might tell me she's broken up with the other guy and won't, that she doesn't want to lie to me that we should just keep this going and forget about that.

so after she told u such a thing, in your attempt to break her up from the MAIN GUY, you still need public opinion and advice.?

u need to have ur head washed in the back of the Red sea so that ur eyes will open.

talking about love instead of facing hard evidence and fact and reality..

u don dey follow bird dey lost for bush. na whe the bird fly commot u go know say u don from bush enter forest and there is no reverse.

hahahahahaha..

DonBobes:



Y don't u try dem first n see what happens to ur soul. Dey even have a job serving der father's land. Wat do u do for a living only criticism n no pay!

so..... this inhumane act is a part of SERVING FATHER LAND ?

and hey... it is called FATHER LAND (not father's land)
by this i am very certain that you will not be able to recite the National anthem

lakesidepapa:


Oga abeg stop lawyer me.. Na today I no dey use sponge

u brought this matter to the forum and i am trying to reason with you to see what the cause might be but look at your beautiful reply.

no vex. shey na me for jeje mind my business before cos it seems you only came here for people to tell you that the marks are caused by witches and demons.

no vex

excellent work

betta death accident waiting to happen

Marxxx:
let me elucidate. My girlfriend is not an illiterate. She graduated before me. She works in a corporate environment although not in lagos. Do you think I just observed these attitudes and then rush down seeking for advice? I have thought about these for 3years. Do you think I haven't sat her down and explain things to her? I asked her to go for PGD and then masters....all she keeps saying is Arabic. If you talk about social grooming it is something that is alien to me. I work on the Island I don't even know how the cinemas look like. I have advised her to join NL so that she can interact with people from diverse background but No....she likes it her own way...For me to bring out this issue to a forum like this should tell you that I am only clinging on the last resort....

I only made comments based on how you originally put the issue and all the stuff u didn't mention. now that u shed more lights on the matter, I can see she is really stuck in her ways.
I guess she eats and laughs at the same time with all the food in her mouth too. hmmmm.
you can detach yourself gradually since she doesn't make u happy the way u wish she would. I don't know how u gonna do that if it happens that you are part of the things she can't let go of, just as she can't let go of being loud and wearing cheap, low quality clothes. good luck with that.
what's the sense in SETTLING her with money since she is a working class woman? don't ever make such a mistake or u might turn yourself into an ATM for life.

[b]bros have you ever heard of the word GROOMING ?
you behaved like her till you were groomed and transformed a bit over time... now you are allergic to the person you used to be in the bush with .
in all this your story , there is no where you mentioned that you have sat her down to tell her how things should be in the new government.
she is only doing things the way she knows how to do them, take your time and teach her.

you sent her to the stores to buy gucci but she went to buy last grade stuff. then you gave her all the money in the world to go shopping for gucci again by herself when you know she was going to buy the stuff she is used to. why didnt you take her shopping and show her the difference ? all you did was to sit back and watch her make the same mistake so you can shake your head at her and call her a village girl and mock her because you see things differently now. now you want to discard her... your friend is giving you ideas on how to SETTLE her with all the money in the world
but your conscience can not be bought.

she loved you and supported you and gave you the apple that opened your eyes and now your eyes are open, you realize that she is still wearing leaves as clothes. you do not have time and patience to open her eyes too. I guess you do not love her.[/b]

nowwhat:
So please help me to keep my head above water..
6 years apart, moved back together last summer, but then he was unexpectedly admitted to m. Engineering program in Calgary 10 hrs away. He is very occupied, understandably but just some small gestures of love would mean so much to me. 7 yrs of struggling and caring for our children alone makes me weary at times. I am happy that in a year or so when he's done he will be set with his mechanical/petroleum engineering degree and hopefully can finally contribute to the finances and move back..
But how do I hold on when our reconciliation was just fresh, then he moved away again, (with my support however)
All I'm asking for is maybe some flowers delivered once every blue moon, maybe a letter in the mail, or a small gift..
I don't need much, just small touches of love n appreciation.
Do I have to outright ask for this of him? I wish he would think of it on his own!

sorry booo...
not all men are wired that way but some men are fast learners especially when they really love you.
maybe yooo need to make mockery of him with these things and let him see he is dulling you in the area of showing love & affection.
most men tend to wake up when you make jest of them with the things you really want to tell them.
they might act like they didn't hear you but somewhere in the register of the mind, it is noted.
do not tell him directly, he might start acting a boring romance movie.
make jest of him without making comparisons or making a big deal about it, give him clues. and wait for reaction.

used to enjoy the way the LIONS would come out of their different places and run run run and fight fight fight fight till the fight becomes too hard then they go somewhere between venus and mars to form Mr VOLTRON and complete the fight there so that we on earth don't experience extra problems..

I used to have my drawing book full of this thing and Big Bird in sesame street too..

oh my... those days are far far far gone.

the case lacks enough evidence.... until the woman kills the man na im una go give them divorce

the man seff na suwegbe

That is one very angry man.... pushed to the wall.

this is what religion and religious violence is turning the world to a place filled with angry people waiting to do damage and get revenge.

lakesidepapa:

I don't even use sponge

then how do you scrub your body when having your bath ? what do you expect when you use your fingers to scrub your body ?

buy a big soft sponge and scrub your body gently when having your bath and see if the scratches still come up

lakesidepapa:
This is something that happens all the time, but is
rarely discussed. Thanks to the nairaland, though, people who observe unusual occurrences, like waking up with three scratches somewhere on their bodies, are starting to talk to each other. And there are a lot of us, and we know the same thing is happening to all of us. When I say it like that, it sounds crazy, right? Sure it does. It sounds crazy to me, even me that's writing about this phenomenon of unexplainable scratches and bruises, it appears on my body sometimes when i wake up in the morning. "What does it mean?" "Why is it happening?" "Who else is it happening to?" "Am I crazy, or is this real?" "What can I do to stop this?"

you use hard sponge to bath .. Yes or No ?

law001:
I'm still wondering why they used GODMODE.

More like comparing it to God's abilities.

Hmmm.

END TIME windows.

religion religion religion. na wah

GOD as an english word can be used as a modifier of a noun to denote a quality of the thing named, to indicate its quantity or extent, or to specify a thing as distinct from something else.

So this is what Nairaland has become

a dumping ground for stup1d, baseless, poorly scripted, shallow, vague stories from so called bloggers or buggers seeking to draw attention to their website and refferals.

U hardly ever see intellectual sfuff on the front page anymore.

it is sex stories, r@pe stories, red carpet stories, Timaya dresses to church stories and such stuff that dominate the front page.

please save this beautiful website.

this SOUP stain go show for everybody cloth by the time investigation reach halfway