Creamz:
NCC who will these monies go to wyen you eventually win the case. Cos i want my share

dont mind NCC they are trying to punish MTN for not getting the 4G license from them. we know the matter.

abeg no blame the man.
the wedding did not cost him anything financially or emotionally

NATURAL BAD FRIEND DETECTOR

All a real naija mama needs to draw a fat line between you and your so-called friend is one look and one question. that one question comes after one look in a situation where the "friend" is not there and it comes first in a situation where they hear about that friend from your careless stories or neighbourhood gist.


SUPER WASHING POWER

Growing up, I went to boarding school and we wore white shirts, white sweater, white this and that and the type of detergent those days was that OMO on which there is a picture of 2 girls (many years and years before Ariel and Klin). No washing machine but my dear mama will wash that white back to angelic standard white.


SUPER WASHING POWER ... AGAIN

Back then, my mama had the power to wash 500 clothes in one day even if all of dem na jeans and khaki she go shine all of them and still cook.
I wonder if such power still exist in our women. dem go leave you run if you no get washing machine for house.

SUPER HEAT RESISTANCE POWER
I remember those days when I was still a kiddy kid... if my mama wan baff me here e go be like say she wan remove feather for chicken body. And she will keep saying "the water is not hot, stop screaming" and you just have to beg her to make it quick. Now remember that this is just a regular bath. Now imagine what that hot water would be like when I come home with football injury. That water would be hot enough to peel the devil's face but she would still use her hand to dip in the towel and squeeze the hot towel and slap you if you shout. LMAO.

DNA TESTING SUPER POWER
I was a handful. and when i do my nasty evil stuff, my mama would run a quick mental DNA test and say "I am not sure you are my son oh. go and meet your mother outside cos no food for you this night" but she know say she must remain my food sha.

I LOVE YOU MA.

i was watching LAGOS PARTY by Banky and I saw elDee, I was like.. where did this guy go? now i see this.

the guy is good. catchy lyrics.

where is 2shotz?

make dem talk - 2shotz ft 9ice. very very bam classic.

my grandma always said.. EYE GO FIRST CHOP B4 MOUTH GO CHOP. my Grandpa told me... boy don't do things with a girl who u wouldn't like to marry if she eventually gets pregnant. so I make sure u have a banging body and cute face first before I look @ how ur behavior is.

my current girlfriend has I WILL DIE FOR YOU face & LET US STAY IN BED ALL DAY kind of body.

Hitler would have been making love and not war if he had a girlfriend like mine.

femiero:
People might call you childish and all but you have to get out of that friendship. Stop relating with her. The friend zone is for homosexuals and it's a very bad zone. If she wants to be enjoying girlfriend privileges she has to be yours or you cut her off.

Did you notice that all females that have commented want you to continue being her friend? It's a trap. Don't fall for it.

hahaahahaha *The friend zone is for homosexuals and it's a very bad zone.*
hey.. who posted this? do u live in Lag? are you up to 18? if yes then I owe u one Black label and pepper soup this week in surulere.
come with ur babe sha. This week oh.

IamLEGEND1:
U no get balls ni?

don't you have any pride of ur own?

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!

WHOM SHE LOVES!!!!

what do you want us to for you,give you tips on how to ruin her relationship or what?

just stand in front of ur mirror and say this to urself..... " I AM A MAN".

Now better face ur front and stop hounding that girl with ur incessant proposals like a crazed animal

I think he should stand in front of the mirror and saying “I AM A MAN"..... and he should grab his balls while saying this to be sure he has enough balls to be a man a move on to the next one.

student love sha...
stop watching Telemundo boy, grab ur balls boy, move on to the next one boy.

Michellla:
a confident guy wouldnt think this way.

don't mind the writer of such generalized trash cos it doesn't apply to every babe or every guy.
I am currently in a relationship with a cute, pretty face, sweet smile, smooth skin, big booty, babe. she is tall like me. I have had many girlfriends but this one is the most honest of all...
i don't care if the whole world wanna date her, all I know is that I play my role & leave her to play her part. the RED CARD is always there if she stops being a lady & turns trashy. no time cos I fine pass her seff.
But u see some guys turn to a mad dog and keep calling their babe to find out where she is, who she is with, oya give the person the phone let me know if it is true... all that high blood pressure stuff.

halfrica:
Ebudoxxy i want to apologise for insulting your mum,father sister and daughter i am not the rude type and i shouldnt have gone that i should have just faced u directly m so sorry if any of my insult towards them hurt u

I respect family a lot am sorry i insulted ur family cos i am nt that time ok!!!!!

I dnt wish u death i will nt read ur death news on nl ok


U came at me real bad thats why i said all that
Cos m nt that kind of girl!!!!!

this is serious...
u r crying that som1 spilled out ur info and all the brain damage stuff online but u went bashing his whole family not caring how much they mean to him. I guess u did it to hit him where it hurts, but some of us went to fight school and go through hell and back to get revenge. I guess u didn't think of it that way.
this is the Internet and we have many types of people here, good, bad and sophisticated bad.

adeaks:
You were looking for change in his bag...... just when he was conveniently absent. Cool Story!

Thank u bro... u dey see road.

The guy got caught with an empty condom pack in episode one, he must be foolish or plain carefree not to properly hide it like cocaine in episode 2... or is this lady trying to say that she found the condoms on the surface of the bag abi the CHANGE she was looking for ran from wallet to bag and jumped to hide where the condoms were hiding?
I think curiosity found the condoms.

what if u never found any condoms? you would be @ peace and be bragging about how faithful and honest ur man is till some babymama comes knocking @ your home or STD creeps into ur **#@y. but now u r crying and thinking of leaving.

some ladies here are saying "leave him, you DESERVE some one better"... how do u guys know what she deserves? how do u know she doesn't deserve this? I am not saying she does oh. do u know if the OP is very boring in bed and the guy has found someone who is giving him satisfaction out there which he wouldn't want to miss and thats y he makes sure he carries condoms straight from the house?

OP... You know ur man better than anyone here. Confront him with a neutral mind void of emotion and let him give you 2 good reasons why he does this. don't forget to update us with more funny reasons he gives.

wedding in December, good luck with that.

and if u decide not to marry this guy... then i hope u meet a man that will not barng another woman/girl/lady till death do you guys part. u might as well look for a wishing well and make a wish.

harristo:


Obob you na master

na u talk so

iambabaG:
In civilized climes.. Dey will do little time; nd their expertise will be employed 2 tackle further occurrence. A brief spell in kirikiri will render their brains useless #Wastedtalent

there is no much expertise in this...
na very simple work
and they should have known that depositing 3,000,000 in a brand new account will raise red flag in the bank.
they should have sent it to 9 accounts so each will get less than 900,000 and EFCC will not be alerted.

they will so so rot in jail, and not in the easiest way.

I wonder why every interview must have this question for genevieve?

she just made her first movie but people are only concerned about her marital status.

she is a grown woman who is able to make decisions but people are only concerned about her marital status.

if she asks u for a cup of water, u can will only be concerned about her marital status.

na wah o.

abi na by force ?

BEER and OLOSHO

Cheap perfumes and Abortions

Cult dues

Fashion Update



Solution: Remember why you are in school.

so this is where all his TOP FORM went to... isokay

LordOfTheWeed:
Her onion-size boobs that always make me cry

Water it bro.. and sing to the bhoobs... it will grow

sing All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

there is something in the air.

hold your nose.

AwesomelyMade:
From street to stage,
from stage to yabaleft,
from yabaleft to rehab,
From rehab to stage
From stage to..........(complete it)

.... grammy award speech and after party

THANK GOD FOR REHAB

I really Love this guy.

super talented.

i hope he blesses us with one or two super albums and win awards just like BRIAN WILSON of the BEACH BOYS did.

PissedOffWeed:
let's wait for the telemundo niggas...nah dem go do these for you!!

Yeah... they will do it with a DEEP VOICE and a VERY SERIOUS FACE
and the babe will appreciate it more if the guy comes on a horse and tight jeans.

PunkyVeer:


Meh is like a shrug or whatever

yeah i know... i use it too. it is a like an absent minded, DONT CARE IF UR HAIR IS ON FIRE version of whatever. just asked cos this is d 1st time i seen someone using that word.

PunkyVeer:


I didn't want to comment because he claims to be a "health worker" but doesn't even know the difference between copulation & reproduction. If he can't keep it 100, why bother? I feel it's a made-up story anyway, so...meh.

meh

was this a typo or u really. meant to say meh.

today they say they have killed over 100 bokoharam war lords,
next they say they have launched air strike against bokoharam strongholds,
next they say some girls escaped and have revealed the location of bokoharam,
next they say they have purchased new weapons to finish off bokoharam within one month,
next thing we start seeing pictures of army training and press up and sleeping in the bush,
next thing they say they have arrested their fuel suppliers,
next thing they have killed 500 bokoharam and found plenty money and phones in their camp.
next thing ... it is now our turn to beg bokoharam to surrender.
this is the pinnacle of the disgraceful joke.

N/Army please go back home and furk your wives and girlfriends if you do not know
what else to do so we can be sure that it is really our turn to beg bokoharam.

[size=18pt]I WILL NEVER EVER BELIEVE WHATEVER THE N/ARMY HAS TO SAY[/size]

and the stories keep coming. they keep coming.

Zzyco:

Sharap.. It sounded down to orozo and kurudu, jiwoyi, karu, marraba, nyanna.

it sounded so loud that my cup nearly fell from my hand. the lady who has a shop in front of my house ran inside. in fact u habe to be asleep or deaf or dead not to have heard that sound. now they say it is a transformer ?

no be only transformer na DECEPTICON.

Ishilove:
Again??

yes boo. am in Abuja and I heard it very loud and clear.

i heard it @ exactly 8:24pm. and i just passed that area with my friends on our way back from grooving. what the hell is going on ?

I just got in and I heard the explosion so loud. then I got calls that it was a bomb around NyaNya and Jikwoyi phase 2 Junction. I will update this later.

Davindal:
Bro. I'm sorry for the way I reacted to your comment. Just that I was crest-fallen that time.

it is alright brother. most guys have encountered such a situation with such drain pipes like the one you described, they are all over the place. You try to keep them in your life and do all u can to make them happy and satisfied but all you are ever gonna be to them is another number to call whenever they want to go shopping or other stuff that does not add value to your relationship with such people. she might not b the last of her type u wil meet in ur life so watch carefully.
please forget whatever u have spent on her or whatever good time you spent together and push her to the left. na only money she chop, no let her chop ur future and happiness join am.

Davindal:
My father died in 20th March 2008 at 45, although he could had clocked 46 that year(2008); but he died before his 46th birthday which was suppose to be september that year. But nevertheless, this is a serious matter on my side. I'm in confusion. I expect constructive advice, not this shit you are spewing.

so u read my comment and all u could see was that I was writing shiet huh ? this is indeed a very serious case because if u did not see that I said she is a a demanding school girl whose father probably doesn't have a wooden stool in his house and she is telling you to double up your investments or she will go to the highest bidder and you are here saying that you want to marry her. if u r a man who wants a happy home and a good wife and u saw these things in my comment and yet u do not know what to do, then there is no need giving you any advice cos it would be like pouring water into a basket.

sorry for the loss of your dad, maybe God should have let him live longer so he could teach you a thing or two about women of such materialistic gluttony.