johnydon22:
Just a simple question.... What is your Criteria for knowing who is a witch?

And i am bathed with bible verses and dog story... Have you now seen you simply have no basis to call anyone a witch?

You see,

such people make up a major part of Nigerian population.
simple question : who is a witch? and he started talking about Galatians.

most people are like that. they only know what Galatians and John and Peter told them over 1,500 years ago but they can never give an intelligent answer to a simple question, from their own brain.
They know where Nazareth and river Jordan is and they can write out all Jesus ancestors up to King David but they don't know the name of their great grandfather.

I went to church last Sunday, the pastor wanted to say a prayer and he asked us to pray for our entire families by using the name of our grandfather. it got to a point where he had to ask those that actually knew their grandfather name to raise up they hand. not up to 15 people.

Nigerians know how to sit back and call God to do everything. even when the kerosene or gas in the stove finishes they call God to allow them cook just one pot of soup cos there is no where to buy till morning

Bode George goes to jail for looting and comes out to hold a full church service on a Saturday. Nobody asks questions, they all say God HAS DONE IT FOR HIM

U hear your wife is having an affair, u don't take corrective measures, YOU CALL ON GOD

U don't pass exam, u CALL ON GOD

ur husband don't come home, u blame the witches in his village cos u heard that they don't like u there

U saw dogs barking at night, u blame it on your landlady cos u been hearing that SHE TURNS TO CAT AT NIGHT but u have no idea that electromagnetic waves disturb dogs at night cos they come lower at night and dogs are sensitive to them just the way they are sensitive when u press your remote control near them

Isaac Newton was born with one tooth in his mouth. Imagine if he was born in Africa. they would have put him in the EVIL FOREST

Yes there are strange powers in the world but the power to think and reason and think again and ask why instead of cry is more powerful and VERY IMPORTANT

olowodaddy:

post her number on nairaland, you do well, you don hear say she be virgin. The soup when due hungry you ehn.
Which is easier, posting her phone number on a public forum or you sending her your email address?
Anyway, I understand someone had sent his email address, I hope if eventually her story turns out true you will use your MFM skills in praying she gets a job.

MFM skills.? u don't know if I am Christian or Muslim or None.
Virgin hungry me? who has time for that ?

pray for him/her to get a job.? Y would i do that when I have already said I will employ her if it is true plus apology of 50,000 naira. I guess your eyes did not read that part or u were in so much hurry to respond. Take it easy bro I have no case with u.

but I know this is a furking scam.

Chibok girls rescue underway.

as if boko haram kept them in one box and has bee feeding them for over one year.

I think someone is trying to take our minds off dollar and naira wahala

olowodaddy:

I'm beginning to suspect that you are the 50 year old boss in this story with all this your "danger mouse"
I left this thread long ago thinking that by the time I returned you would have come out to say you sent her your email requesting the proof she promised sending, but she failed to send it. Email address you no send, job you no give her, money you no give her, but you her here swearing for her and preventing others that want to help her from helping her. its like this her virginity is really paining you.
Send her your email first and see her proof before you start forming MFM pastor here.

MFM pastor ? where d furk did that come from ?

I'm beginning to suspect that you are working with pinkiecutie

I have told the pinkiecutie to post his/her number here so I can contact him or her and tell him/her how to send proof. if proof is good then I will show apology with 50,000 naira and I will employ her with good pay.

for now, may it never be well with pinkiecutie or whoever is behind that moniker till the day the cold hands of death strangles life out of the person, if this is another scam story which I can bet it is.

pinkiecutie:

I ain't dwelling on this issue anymore..

www.caughtoffside.com is an international sports website and if you visit there u will see at the bottom of the site an option for freelance writers...

I applied and got it... i was paid £10 a week for 4articles a day...

And for the records dear, i am not soliciting for funds as you guys think..

I just need a job...

Now naijathings, hiw will you feel if you are accused wrongly..

I gave you an option to send your mail so that i csn send my proof to you but haven't seen anything...

Your accusations are baseless...

It is well with us Nigerians and our shallow thinking...
Have a good day...
I'm done

you are giving me an option.
so after i pointed out your scam format you still have the guts to say people like dyt, steve13 and other people that smell your fakeness are SHALLOW MINDED NIGERIANS ?

u dont need money but u have been responding very fast to people who wanna send money to you, dropping your account number.

drop your number here so I will contact you on whatsapp. I will send u my email on whatsapp so u can send all the documents I want. But I know you will not do it because you are furked up.

Bigchief46:

My dear, it is not about smearing your name. Naijathings pointed out facts that don't add up & you have as yet offered nothing in explanation. Perhaps those dates are mistakes on your part; if they are, why not simply acknowledge that it is so instead of ignoring the faulty timeline you presented?

bros. don't worry yourself.
those dates are not mistakes.
mugu wey read that storyline and he no observe the pattern na him go pay money. we know these things bro.
The OP try sha but no be all of us go NIGHT SCHOOL.

As for U pinkieutie

your mother will fall sick and your family fortune will be wasted on her
you will keep losing money and jobs for no reason.

the deepest circle of hell is reserved for you and your mother to be ravaged by millions of smelly violent and very h0rny demons that will keep enjoying your screams as they keep sodomizing both of you with chains and whips till the day hell becomes very cold.

as for all those that sent money... sorry.
next time, look properly before u cross the road.

CuteEmma:
"lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen... "

Are you looking for Advice or soliciting for funds??

Secondly, I hope this isn't what I think it is..

You have a good brain in your head.
I like babes like u wey sharp.

All the ingredients and elements of a scam story is present in this story.

1. - the boss started looking at OP lustfully IN THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR

2.- This month, the boss started complementing OP good looks. THIS IS FEBRUARY.

3. OP got called into oga office for some bre@st squeezing ON THE 21st of JANUARY.

4.- OP says the sack letter came 3 DAYS LATER. WHICH IS ON 24th OF JANUARY.

please people use your head and do the maths.

then we have the element of SICK MOTHER

then we have the element of morality and cry for GOD TO TOUCH THE MIND OF MEN TO HELP. (people have started sending money to the OP) Of course the OP knows that Nigerians will jump into action when a woman is using the name of GOD to tell such a sad fake story.

I think Nairaland needs moderators that can really see rubbish before they send it to front page and put gullible Nigerians in trouble.

pinkiecutie or whoever the furk typed this scam story.... I was born in the night but not last night.


I decree that as long as this story remains false,

you will keep losing your job.
your sick mother will die and go to a dark stinking hell full of millions of very h0rn¥ demons.
1000 naira will keep looking like a million to you till poverty kills you.

until you prove me wrong thay this is not a scam story (which I doubt you will ever do)

, Amen.

beladoxx, naso123, nigerfine I hope U didn't get furked by this scammer.

Olaone1:
There are too many fools in Nigeria. No wonder 'pastors' are doing well.

Family 'thing' is virginity? Mom, in fact, everybody in her/his family? In Nigeria? Where JSS girls are sex experts?

His/her post has scam written all over it yet idiots are in here with their yeye comments as usual: "your boss is a fool", "keep your virginity", "the Lord is your strength", "pray very well...another job is on the way", "how much do you want", etc.


Yet, they call oyinbo ladies mugu because some fall for love scam. Ode gbogbo

I am just reading this piece of shieeet and once again, Nigerians have shown how gullible they can be.

You are a 2.1 economics graduate and u worked for a audit company for some months yet your boss is more interested in your body.
There is no where it was mentioned that the boss threatened to sack her... but sack letter just came out of the printer.

There is no where dat d oga asked to buy the virginity or have s€x for the job to remain. so y is the story teller trying to draw sympathy and pity from public (emotional blackmail) by talking about selling virginity and virginity as family tradition.?

now d story teller don jam some mugu wey don dey ask for account number without asking real questions. I wonder if people would react the same if it was a male story teller. I think they would just say IT IS WELL, God WILL GIVE U NEW JOB.

This is such a fake story, dead on arrival (to me). Look at people being so sympathetic instead of ASKING FOR PROOF.

And as for you pinkiecutie. I am not buying this thing u r selling.
I will give you a job, a very good job with very good pay if you can provide proof of the academic qualifications you claim to have and proof that this story really happened.

post pictures of your payslips for a start.

me69:
This man doesn't know what he is talking about. UAE is a different economy don't compare. Nigeria doesn't have the structures in place to support its currency that is why besides oil which is sold in dollars it is difficult for the government to keep their reserves when oil prices crash. Moreover Dubai does not import refined petroleum products like nigeria. Plus ask yourselves with what currency does Ifeanyi ubah and he's peer imports the petroleum protucts.

we need to think well before we type out things sometimes.
This is a man who has done business with the good bad and ugly. A man that has his name and reputation on the line. A man that dares to forfeit everything he has for the sake of his idea. A man who is putting his money where his mouth is unlike other LEADERS who choose to remain mute and will never come out to openly address this situation which is systematically squeezing Nigerians. And you say he does not know what he is talking about.

make I no talk sha.. Maybe you know know what you are talking about. who knows ?

2sex:
That's we Igbos for you. The brain of an average Igbo man is constantly thinking.

Clock Brain. Lifetime battery.

we must keep thinking and re-think and think again. there is ALWAYS a solution.

But these days, most people hardly ever think. They rather keep disturbing Jesus and Google.

olulodun:
The bible is coming to pass he says the first shall be the last and the last shall be the first. Charly boy is going to heaven while some pastors are going to hell

I like CharleyBoy

The guy has been married for ages and nothing like divorce unlike some BIG pastors we know about & their messy marriage. some don even divorce twice.

He is living his life and not according to people's definition of right or wrong.

he dey do him thing jeje... non violent

and he has spoken his mind on Nigerian issue as it concerns him rather than keep quiet and form papas like Wole Soyinka and Co wey people look up to .

Charley don tell una finish.

if una like make una no read and agree with the messenger.

Nigerians rather sit back and say... God will help us, God will judge dem, we will survive, even in the well... instead of speaking up against oppression or helping their neighbors they will rather tell u it is well than to help you.



you no gree go office, always making excuses so u can travel for traditional marriage. yet u turn around to blame the government and you call on God to CHANGE THEIR MINDS.


As we fold hand dey look God na so God seff fold hand dey look Naija and na so e go be till we learn to actually say NO to rubbish amd stand up for our brothers and neighbors and each other with our hard work, honesty, straight forwardness

Bevista:
If the company you work for is already experiencing a challenging business environment due to the rising cost of other factor inputs, how do you think they will react to your demands for wage increase?

i don't work on salary basis. but assuming i was working then I can say one day, very soon, if the naira keeps sinking and dragging the country & economy down with it salary earners will cry out. rich country, sad country

Bevista:
I don't think it's completely out of place for folks to increase the price of their goods and services, even though there is no direct FX input.
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The reality is that these business men/women patronize other goods/services which have increased in prices due to dollar effect. As a result, they have to re-price their items so they can generate enough income to meet the rising price of other items. For instance, mama Nkechi (who sells palm oil or pure water) might need to buy Sardine which has increased from N150 - N200, or replace lost phone which has increased from N20k - N30k, or buy her son a laptop which has increased from N70k - N120k.
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A high exchange rate usually gives rise to (imported) inflation. Should the CBN officially devalues the Naira and fuel price increases, then the inflation will become official. Everything in the market will respond instantaneously with price increase. The REAL value of your salaries will become less since it can now only buy a fraction of what it used to buy.
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Strike action looming from NLC demanding wage increase. Employers will resist, complaining that rising wage will add to the already rising cost of business. SMH!

exactly what I was trying to explain to some angry fellow at a shop last night

the crazy price of the dollar has a RIPPLE EFFECT on everything.

if u have been on a salary of 5,000 naira since January 2015 when d dollar was still around 170, it is logical that you demand a raise because the 5,000 can no longer support you when the dollar is at 400. same thing goes for the oil seller and the garri seller cos d price of d dollar is affecting their daily lives

i had to kick out a cousin of mine who always ended his calls with I LOVE YOU and the most annoying part was that he will say it like 4 times....

[size=18pt]WTF[/size]

no hugs... no long handshakes... and NO I LOVE YOU coming from a person with a dieck.. Hell NOHOMO

My e girlfriend was thinking how her mother was gonna kill her and how the church is gonna disown her .
next time i saw her, she had "taken off" the pregnancy. and LOVE died.

she called me like 2 weeks later to tell me how she so regrets it cos her cousin who she looks up to, got in the same situation and
she made it known to everyone and nobody killed her.

hey dear,
NO ONE IS GONNA KILL YOU, THEY WILL ONLY FROWN FOR 2 DAYS BUT ONLY THE REAL BAD BELLE PEOPLE WHO DONT LOVE YOU WILL KEEP HOLDING ON TO ANGER AND DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN THERE IS JOY AND HAPPINESS COMING YOUR WAY.

you be u be first and no be you go be the last wey experience am..

delectablegyal:


pvssy nigger. What's funny?

i guess he had one hand on his dieck when he was typing that.

QueenValerie:
Some dudes can lie!!!!
You catch him comin' outta a hotel late at night .....an he got a whole story about how his place flooded.
An he'll been had his boys ta do just that when you say you gon come by an help him clean it up!!

Some dudes can lie for Africa!!!!

abeg wetin naw ?

if this man enters a plane with such amount of concentrated and undiluted hatred, that plane will crash for overload

talking about the daughter not being a church girl, yet vowing to never forgive and never accept his fellow human.

i can imagine that most white pastors are like this.

akinszz:
Na ororo u use bake am?

neat work .. no be small ororo oh. e dey shine

Michelle55:

hmmmm.. lips sealed before you swerve to my own lane to attack me

which of the lips are you talking about ?

macfarland:
Useless old man as President. Shit

he is from macfarland. he waka pass all those marathon runners combined.

jeffizy:
It's all about saving the victim's life. Even though the procedure seem a bit laced with act of subtle wickedness , it is in good faith & still a good piece of information to keep in one's mind.
Thanks op.

what is the act of wickedness you saw there ?
to prick 10 fingers with a needle or what ?

well, I think it will be most wicked of me not to try @ all and stand back and watch.

jeffizy:
It's all about saving the victim's life. Even though the procedure seem a bit laced with act of subtle wickedness , it is in good faith & still a good piece of information to keep in one's mind.
Thanks op.

what is the act of wickedness you saw there ?

GogetterMD:

If you are a scientist, just maybe I could have explained the pathophysiology of a cerebrovascular accident (stroke) to you and why your acupuncture techniques have no place in modifying the acute term outcomes of a stroke patient, but I guess you not.
So lemme juz keep kwayet

GogetterMD:

If you are a scientist, just maybe I could have explained the pathophysiology of a cerebrovascular accident (stroke) to you and why your acupuncture techniques have no place in modifying the acute term outcomes of a stroke patient, but I guess you not.
So lemme juz keep kwayet

I guess it is best you keep quiet. you come here to tell me the medical name for stroke but I am not interested in your big grammer because you still succeeded in saying NOTHING.

if your comprehension is alright, then u will C that this is NOT my acupuncture technique. I clearly stated in D start that I saw this piece of information and want to share it. It is also clearly stated that this is an old CHINESE TRADITIONAL MEDICINE technique and we all know that modern medicine doctors don't always agree with traditional medicine methods. for instance a medical doctor will tell u that THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THE INJURY ON YOUR TOE BUT WE HAVE TO CUT YOU FEET SO THE BACTERIA DOES Not SPREAD TO THE WHOLE LEG but a traditional medical doctor will tell you to buy 50 NAIRA SCENT LEAF AND SQUEEZE THE WATER ON THE INJURY TILL IT GOES and it work. You need to think twice before you write.

we don't know everything, you refuse to share what you know.

I will no longer waste my time in responding to you till you decide to actually enlighten us on why this procedure is trash.



The procedure listed out there is exactly what I will do if ever I find someone who just got hit by stroke. I will try this as a first aid before I take the person to hospital whether it works or not. This first aid procedure shouldn't take up to 30 mins.

zerojoy:
If you try that in Nigeria and the victims failed to survive your people will say you are a ritualist

I dont think you will be thinking of what people will say when you are faced with such a situation.

The first aid procedure listed out there is exactly what I will do if ever I find someone who just got hit by stroke. I will try this as a first aid before I take the person to hospital whether it works or not. This first aid procedure shouldn't take up to 30 mins.

GogetterMD:

If you are a scientist, just maybe I could have explained the pathophysiology of a cerebrovascular accident (stroke) to you and why your acupuncture techniques have no place in modifying the acute term outcomes of a stroke patient, but I guess you not.
So lemme juz keep kwayet

I guess it is best you keep quiet. you come here to tell me the medical name for stroke but I am not interested in your big grammer because you still succeeded in saying NOTHING.

if your comprehension is alright, then u will C that this is NOT my acupuncture technique. I clearly stated in D start that I saw this piece of information and want to share it. It is also clearly stated that this is an old CHINESE TRADITIONAL MEDICINE technique and we all know that modern medicine doctors don't always agree with traditional medicine methods. for instance a medical doctor will tell u that THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT THE INJURY ON YOUR TOE BUT WE HAVE TO CUT YOUR FEET SO THE BACTERIA DOES NOT SPREAD TO THE WHOLE LEG but a traditional medical doctor will tell you to buy 50 NAIRA SCENT LEAF AND SQUEEZE THE WATER ON THE INJURY TILL IT GOES and it work. You need to think twice before you write.

we don't know everything, you refuse to share what you know.

I will no longer waste my time in responding to you till you decide to actually enlighten us on why this procedure is trash.



The procedure listed out there is exactly what I will do if ever I find someone who just got hit by stroke. I will try this as a first aid before I take the person to hospital whether it works or not. This first aid procedure shouldn't take up to 30 mins.

she noticed after 4 years. all these LINK CLICKERS stories

PresVA:
"Men don't look good in aprons" ..is kitchen for fashion?

if your wife falls ill or becomes heavily pregnant, you starve because men don't look good in aprons. . Hunger never catch you. .

If the apron is your problem, then don't wear it...

I grew up in a house with 4 sisters and 2 maids and plenty aunts and they kept saying KITCHEN IS NOT FOR MEN. thank God i didn't listen to that crap.
Now I can cook from soup to jollof rice, from eba and semo to moin moin, fried chicken (southern style) to sauced kpomo and I keep learning. Nothing sweet me pass when I don finish to cook. it is an art and i learnt it with interest just the way I learnt how to drive a car, paint a house, repair electronics from laptop to phone, use DJ equipment, mount AC, use autoCAD 2&3D, write HTML codes, mix cement, barb my hair and many other things I AM ABLE to do.

One thing I will not do is to cook when my woman is in d house. she MUST cook except she is sick and there is nobody to help her do the cooking. Yes o. Some women will turn it into something else just because they know that you can cook and that is what I will not support.

when am alone, I can cook whatever.
when she is with me, no cooking even if na indomie except when I know I have to save a life with it.

Good News is Good.
thank God for your own.