monsife:
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one day i was chatting with my wife when her fone rang and it was one my aunt she put it on loud speaker and i overhead my aunt telling her that she should untie me from the juju she used in tying me and over their dead body would i marry her .i have never seen my wife cry so bitterly.

how do i fix my home. i just need help or maybe i didnt handle this issue properly.

ps......my wife never did ay juju,am still the man of the house and i have to beg her for 4 months before she decided to marry me after all this drama.thanks.

how do you fix your home? what is the problem with your home? i think you should not bother fixing your home rather you should be more concerned about fixing your priorities and defining boundaries for your aunts abi dem your ex girlfriends?
you are talking about your aunts as if you are talking about your ex girlfriends or there is something more to it. what right or audacity do they have to make such a call to your woman and even swear over their dead bodies against the marriage ? what did you do about it.? it would have been a different thing if it was your mom you are talking about but this is your aunt who is supposed to be bothered about their own homes & husbands.
how else do you expect your wife to react to such a call and accusation? Look, forgiveness is not so easy for everyone so don't blame her. I strongly advice your wife to avoid those aunts like ebola because they can poison her or set her up in a wicked way to ruin her marriage and family and happiness just to make a point since they can make such a call to her.

the babe try seff to marry you oh.! she really try.
marry u after one aunt has sworn over their dead body that the marriage will not exist.
I hope your wife has not been falling sick anyhow?
do you have kids?
I hope u guys have not been having miscarriages and such? you know the people to blame for that

Hysmady:
My so called Stepmother calls herself a prophetess....Shes so harsh and wicked to the extent that if an infant sight her,the infant will cry...She has the gut to chase away my late mom relatives few days ago while my dad was there looking like doll,he couldn't control his wife.When my dad had nothing this woman was not there now that he's wealthy, she doesn't care how it all started... I felt she has charmed and hynotised my dad...My dad doesn't know what he is doing again,he has lost his reputation, respect even his own family, he has turn down on them...The woman is so ungrateful and I know she is with my dad to destroy his life and leave him regretting ,and she calls her self a prophetess ...Am my dad first son and child with two siblings which are girls in which one of them is still young...Am just confused and need serious advice cus am thinking after my final year, I want to leave my father s house cus of the frustration and I feel my dad has lost everything and has nothing to offer me either as a first son bcus this woman has gone extremely deep into him....i even recently found out my dad sold one of his property without even informing me and he keep lying that he didn't ...I am just looking up to God right now even no family has no help to offer...Am on my own....Everything was not like this when my mom was with us even after her death till the day this woman entered our house every thing changed...Am thinking of leaving my father's house for good after my education but i don't want my younger siblings to feel left behind... thanks for ur advice

my brother. it is sad to see that your hope & happiness is fading away like this especially as the 1st son. e dey pain.

Let me ask u one question.. assuming your mother was alive and a pastor said she is a witch, what would you do? would you pick up stones against her? would you run from her or stand on your right as her child and fight for her by prayer and sacrifice ? please think well about this question before u answer because a mother that is bewitching her children is useless to the children & if u say u love your mother and will stand your ground as her flesh and blood to fight for her through prayers and fasting, then I believe you will do the same for your dad if you love him. do you love your dad? because I did not see you mention anything like that, you were just talking about how THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU ANYMORE.

Now will u run or stand?

You want to run? let me ask you another question.
what if u were living on your own already as a big boy and you got the news that such a thing is happening to your father where he is.. will you not go to his house and see what you can do to regain him? or will you sit down in your own home and watch TV and leave your father to his fate and allow him to be stolen?
if u stand, what are you going to fight for?
You have to fight for your father first before thinking about property or wealth. If you stand and hold claim to him and tell whatever force that is holding him to leave him, you will win because his blood is in you and blood is thicker than water. Love wins everything.

make your choice. choose wisely.

felifeli:
Good day . Please I am told that if a woman serves you big snails that means she's proposing to have s3x with you. Is this true?

Na wah oh.

what are we to say?
what if she serves u kpomo?
what if she serve u turkey nyash?
what if she gives u head? i mean goat head?

which kain questions we no go see 4 NL

all this story...

then in her hand was a tube and she pressed out some liquid and applied it to her pvssy and applied some on my dicck too.
Then finally she sat taking my dicck in2 her pvssy,as my dicck entered we both made sounds like "hhhsssssss" cos when my dicck entered her pvssy it was sweet jus like the last time.

NO CONDOM.
DISEASE ALERT.

bomasek:
It's obvious the OP wrote subjectively nay objectively. A write up such as this,ought to be constructive,objective and balanced. Aside singing 'tasteless' music(according to you),Terry G is an astute business man cum producer. Dude has a good ear for beats which no one can deny. His uncanny ability to carve a niche for his genre of music in the dense Nigerian music space shows his ingenuity as a musician and prowess as a producer. In music,the market mood is a determinant factor as it either keeps you afloat relevance wise or bury u dispassionately. An attestation to his staying power vocally was when he exhibited a high sense of coming of age by churning out the hit song 'sexy lady' which I never get tired of u.

Never in your life ascribe potential downturn musically to the likes of Harrysong whose musical writing skill and vocal dexterity is widely acknowledged and obviously precedes him. You are neither a known music critic or aficionado. Thanks for the bore.

the guy said he has been listening to Lil Wayne as FAR BACK AS 2000. so year 2000 is now FAR BACK?
I wonder why we should even comment on a post from someone who thinks year 2000 is far back when I have all 10 Don Williams album on Turn table disc.
all his references were hiphop based. i guess he just wanted to bash Terry G & did it in so much of a hurry.

6fit:

u must b high on sniper

funniest comment of d day... u no well o.

vascey:


Thank you sir.
Africans and their "bringhimdown" syndrome.
Yes it's prevalent with a lot of us. While I may not be a big fan of the singer, you must give him his respect for coming to this industry and making a name for himself. He came, he saw, he conquered. And he picked his cash.

Life is all about ups and downs. Nobody can stay up forever. Some stay longer that others. What matters is that as a human being you are able to harness your abilities and talents and make something out of it. Make no mistake, not minding his type of lyrics, for being successful alone, he has repaid the universe, he has motivated people, he has invested his coin and reaped the reward. Yes, he made sense to some people.

Oga OP, I don't like people like you. Who are you and what have you done? Who knows you? What value have you added to people's life? Even the music you feel like you know, how have you added to it? You feel smart and important by talking down other people's achievement, yet you have achieved none. Do you think it's easy to get up on a stage and perform? Go on... Do it. Go ahead and pick up your own cash.

I don't like people like you and I have no respect for you or you analysis.

Vascey, well said.

I am a lover and follwer of music and I listen to every type of music and musician from 1000 degrees, Nas, KRS1 to Lil Wayne, From Etta James to Adele, from Cher, Barbara Streisand, Celine Dion to Queen B, Lady Gaga and co, from Chaka Chaka, Brenda to Mafikizolo, Plantashun Boyz, Remedies to YBNL, PSquare and co. From DJ Tiesto to DJ Jimmy.
Reading this one sided, hateful and spiteful piece from the OP was sad and horrific.
Terry G brought a new taste & flavour to the Nigerian music scene and his songs came with some of the best beats ever heard in the Nigerian industry. Terry G is brave, vibrant, unafraid of critics, watchful of his fans, clever, very creative. Yes I love 2face and even have all his works bought from iTunes but we will never complete the list of meaningful and powerful contributors to the evolution and growth of the Nigerian music industry without mentioning Terry G with respect.
Terry G might not be everyone's favorite artiste but we can also say the same for Bach and Mozart and King Sunny Ade. Jimmy Hendrix was considered as trash and dirty even in his days but now u know who u r talking about when you mention that name because of his contributions and how many other artistes built their carrier by borrowing one or more ideas from him and the same can be said for Terry G. I like him for his resilience and tenacity. He is always capable of bringing out something to rock the airwaves whether it is considered trashy or not.
Do you think Eminem or Jay Z or Tupac with all their talent is acceptable to everyone ? NO. Not even Enya or Bob Marley could achieve such a feat.

I love HipHop but there are other music genres so it doesn't make sense slandering an artiste from a Hip Hop point of view.

So Terry G sings trash? Barbara Streisand is a music icon and her song (duck sauce) went global and please what was she saying in the song?

Not everyone must appeal to you especially if u listen to music and musicians with a biased mind and limited music genre acceptance.

Even Alicia in * When You Really Love Someone * said IT DON'T MAKE SENSE BUT IT MAKES A GOOD SONG.

Now OP.. tell me your favourite artiste and I will show u a stupid song or lyric from him/her.

cornoil:
Hmmm ur group of friends. U also addicted to watching it then

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you see how you just jumped into conclusion ?

this is why most females will never give an honest answer to such a question because
people will just cruxify them just as you just did

Handsome4real:

Yes you can if you start. You would develop the zeal over time.
By the way, you are very beautiful. Can I get to know you more..

imagine... just imagine

na wah o

it is good she went to the hospital in time if not, maybe she would have sneezed out the child or purged out the child in the toilet ONE HOUR LATER.

so she was carrying a 8pound baby in her body and never felt heavy.

see story.
madam please give me salt.

Cutehector:
its not rape bro.

really! whatever u say sir.

Cutehector:
Am so tearin dat panties and rammin my hammer into her mehn...

cutehector@rape.com

Ejigbo ... everytime .

and they just put a man in jail for an offence with no evidence .
to be BIG MAN good oh.

such happened in 2015? seriously ?

“The spirit lies in the breast of a lady… the more you suck the breast the more you get the fulfilling of the Lord.”
i hope he washes them before consumption.
one day he go suck the one wey na expired powder milk go come out.
hahahahaha..

errrmmm...

the babe . she is the babe.
and thats how to apply make-up without lookin' like u just got chased out from the grave. LOL. LADIES TAKE NOTE.

HBDAY MUNA

Lothbrok:
Is Omosexys' hobby bleaching!!!??

See the hand

no. he has been in the air plane for too long. Jamb Q.

and this is the DIVA and By force super star by force controversial

looking old and used up. and they say she is 24 years old.

she is 24 and i am her grandfather.

looking like a celestial cow with that nose ring and big face and white garment

who still wears air force ones in 2015 ? I know they are classic but who the furk wears them to events anymore ?

I dont need to mention that this is an UNEXPECTED FATAL EPIC FAIL

and this is the DIVA and By force super star by force controversial

looking old and used up. and they say she is 24 years old.

she is 24 and i am her grandfather.

looking like a celestial cow with that nose ring and big face and white garment

who still wears air force ones in 2015 ? I know they are classic but who the furk wears them to events anymore ?

I dont need to mention that this is an UNEXPECTED FATAL EPIC FAIL

if u no marry, wahala.
if u no born, wahala.
and worst of all, it is everybody's business.

if u no marry, wahala.
if u no born, wahala.
and worst of all, it is everybody's business.

Go to school, make sure you stay away from girls and face your books,
Don't go to that church,
go to this one because they have a strong pastor,
join one or more groups in the church,
read your books,
you must graduate and go for NYSC with your mates,
Submit 1,000 CVs,
Give your first salary to the church so God will not allow anything happen to your job,
Pay Tithe,
Pay tithe,
Pay Tithe,
remember your junior ones and don't forget to pay their school fees,
When will you SETTLE DOWN ?
When will you SETTLE DOWN ?
Don't Marry this one, her eyes are wider than your own,
Don't Marry this one, she is from a wayward family,
Don't Marry this one, she is from OSU family, her mother is a witch, she is abiku, her father is a poor man.
I hope you have started trying to make babies ?
I hope your wife will give us a baby boy to carry the family name because these girls will soon go to another family.

hedonistic:
This is ridiculous. Why is Lola or what's her name causing unnecessary division within Psquare?

In case you don't know, Lola single-handedly pulled the strings with her contacts in the advertising/marketing industry (with help from her many sugar uncles) to help Peter get this deal as well as the Glo Dance with Peter deal. She could have easily done it for Psquare as a group, but she wants to prove a point and perpetuate the beef within the family.

This can't end well and it would not.

Oh mehn. People dey reason oh.
I comment my reserve.

AishyWemsy:
U just need to make ur first batch of money n fame, other batches will fall in. God bless our hustle. Congrats peter

First Batch is underlined. Cos it should keep coming. Most people sleep on the first batch and forget to water the tree, then they wake up when the tree is furcked up.

philips70:


The Swoosh has been a bigger brother to the Stripes for ages and they know it. Nike is big!

Yeah it is bigger! But Adidas for me.

Adidas... For Me... Adidas over Nike any day.

thumbs up Mr P. I guess ur money tree keeps growing branches.

hahahaha

I was shocked for 5 seconds then I burst into laughter. This is crazy

yilly:

U don't knw me, n u don't knw whr i hv been. I hv lived wt dat bombs around me. And i hv run for my life too until i left dat city n i hv put it behind me. Am nt sure u'll wnt to hv a taste of it. Dont b in a haste to judge pls.

Yeah I don't know you. I dont have to. I was only commenting based on your first post.
I was not judging you . I was only asking WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ? But you seem to know about it.
If I would WANT to have a taste of it ?
I left Lagos to WUKARI, TARABA STATE at the age of 9 and I witnessed JUKUN and Takum ethnic wars . One time, the ethnic fight and slaughter broke out when I took permission from school to go to the town hospital and I was trapped. I still don't know how I did not die that day. That was not the last of it.

worst week ever ? what do you know about that ?

go and tell it to those who got bombed by bokoharam
go and tell it to those who watched their homes get burnt by boko
go and tell it to those who lost an arm or leg when boko came to their village.
some people are in IDP camps and they have lost everything including family.
go and tell it to those who lost everything they planted in the farm because of flood
innocent kids getting raped and murdered every week
innocent kids getting trapped and confused in the middle of their parents divorce every week
fulani herdsmen raping women, killing men and destroying their farms

pick one.

seunmsg:
Good decision to ban all sorts of prayers in public and private schools. They are highly unnecessary and at best are mere distractions. Anybody that feels prayer is important should pray at home before coming to school.

On the other hand, am not in support of the decision that all teachers must be in suit during office hours. We should be promoting our cultural attire and not foreign ones. Cross river is the headquarters of culture and tourism in Nigeria and teachers and public servants there should be encouraged to put on attires that reflect the culture of the people.

well said, well said.

you start to wonder if the assembly ground is now a revival crusade when you pass the gate of some of these schools.
come and see casting of demons and rejection of poverty on the assembly ground. The pray @ home, in the bus, on the assembly, during break, after school, some even say the full rosary.
And u see these teachers make sure everyone prays the same prayer weda it is for ur religion or not. And they are quick to say rubbish about the child if he/she refuses to pray along.
that was a brave move by the governor, I doubt that people will let this decision stand because they just refuse to see reason. some people have started calling him occultist.... this is the kind of thinking such breeding will cause in Nigeria.

But the suit thing is a big NO. we have a hot climate in Nigeria and you expect teachers to dress like we are in Europe? And not everyone likes to wear a suit in such hot climate. That is just the same thing as telling every child to say the same prayer weda it is for their religion or not.

All these lies just to get attention

all these lies just to get attention

So lalasticlala must take every trash to the front page.

if you dont know how to tell your sister that maggi or salt is too much in her food then lalastic must take it to the front page ?

if you dont know how to tell you woman to stop smoking then lalastic must take it to the front page?

wetin una think say this front page be seff ?