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@babymama7

beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder.

Her extensions look like the head of a mop, her mouth---- dog ynash,  breasts are drooping sideways, belle ---inflated tire

Beauty ko bakassi ni.

Makosi is not royal in anyway _{long hissssssssssssssssssssssss}

When i met her I realised she doesn't have the sense God gave a goat. I was really disappointed because i thought the media just painted her bad because she's black.

Her main priority is sex--- both bisexual and straight. That was the main topic of her conversation.

I would not like to think there will be a Nigerian blood extending from her.

errr. . . . . no i don't eat with unwashed hands. As soon as i get home i wash my hands before even venturing into the kitchen.


A pondering thought. . . , . . so how do you get the water into the cubicle when you doing the deed in public?

I get it when you're home . . , . . . . then you can make the neccessary adjustments (I still feel like puking)

I was prescribed MEFANAMIC ACID at the hospital. This was when i passed out from the pain.

It works like a charm It reduced the pain to a dull thud. For my other friend , after she took them she said she felt no pain whatsoeva. So it works differently for diferent people. It is really strong tho.

You can only get it on prescription.

Exercises and Hot water bottle helps a lot too.

oziomatv:
My sister you should have known this as a woman.
Hygienically and healthwise it's recomended for one to wash his/her privates with water.
That's why some naija base dudes complain about their girlfriend's privates having an unpleasant odor.

which is why i suggested soaked tissue paper rather than using bare hands.

Gosh imagine the amount of germs that would be lurking in the nails after the 'cleaning process' is done

right . . . . . that's it . . . . . am going back to french class!!!!!!

i understand a bit but i can't right it down gramatically

oh my goodness. . . . . . ewwwww am so disgusted!!!!!

trying not to throw up . . . . . . . . why can't you guys just use slightly soaked tissue rather than usingyour actual hands?

Chineke nnam ooooooooooo Nka kali opia!!!!

@ metodman

if you're afraid of skid marks on ya boxers try wearing pampers

hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Babe you're taking too much panadol.

This is a battle your 'boyfriend' should be fighting and not you. He did not respect you enough to sort his life out b4 dragging you into it. Now he's dumped his baggage in your lap and you're crying.

Omo wake up and smell da coffee. You were too stupid and your 'boyfriend' knew that which was why he took the p*ss. Stop  behaving like he's the only man alive simply because he asked you marry him _{long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss}

Its up to you to leave this nonsense to the both of them. Until the EX actually comes to your face and says blah blah blah . . . . . . . .  this is not your problem. Let him stand his ground and sort it out . . . . . OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU!!!!!

Until its ova . . . . you are single and free      tell him that . . .  that should make him sit up. _{that's if you're strong enough to make this decision}

[quote author=Sir.Gee1 link=topic=115632.msg2008550#msg2008550 date=1204288275]iice you got a Price huh, that really means your worth is cash, Where is your diginity?[/quote]just incase you need direction line by line, . . . . . this was her answer

iice:
[color=#9900ff]
Yeah i have a price. . .a working brain [/color]

Now . . . . . . can you cash in for a working brain?

there's no need for the rest of the things you wrote . . . . . . its rude and pointless.

London is not boring ooooooooo

Depends on da crowd you move with. like someone said earlier.

Entyce, KFC . . . . . . . . oh my gawd!!!!!!    MEAT MARKET.  These a re places you go with balaclava and iron pant. Infact most naija hangouts are like that.

It makes a lady feel like you're on show and these guys can come and try their luck with you.

diction

Mindful Eiete; Mohawkchic is packing a punch!!!!!!!!

its sooooooooo windyyyyyyyyyyy

what genre?

as a reverend you should not be reading this topic wallets?

hhhhmmm dipping in da offerings?

Busta:
both!

I second that!!!

hhhhmmmmm. . . . . .  dont want to burst ya bubble but this is 21st century. . . . . . . .  God be with you

blacksliding is the best



why do we fight

cryptic

@eldee

ova da oceans?

nothing to know

Heartbeats in the wind. . . . . . . maybe i shouldn't have kiiled him

lepa sexy

lol. . . .


what aspects do you need to be more behaved?

[quote author=el-rufai link=topic=112970.msg2002567#msg2002567 date=1204143058]@ Naja Haje
Is it a secret because it's a dream or a fantasy?Huh

Its no longer a secret since I've spilled the beans. Dude asked a sick question, demanded for an answer and got it. Now wtf is your own? Silly-arse youngin!!![/quote]demented pig     The art of communication is clearly lost on you.

All you had to do was give a simple effortless answer but as that is soooooo demanding for your peanut sized brains you have clearly out-done yourself.

say what you feel and let your emotions run wild

dying in whose's arms?

erm. . . . . . understand what?

so how much money do you make?

I heard they grow on trees.




did you have a bath today?

40 that was a fantastic answer

precaution