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SOPRANO:
@ NAJA BAGEL

Your Home Work: Google " POTOMAC, MD " and you'll know I don't need to answer your questions concerning your "UK" classism. get real, most people in NGR have better standard of living than you do. Don't worry, Gordon Brown will expell you prety soon, ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

I could tell you to google HOLLYWOOD but it doesn't automatically mean I live there. You're such an idiot!!! Inferiority complex is not a bad thing, all you need to do is go for therapy.

I have neva come across such a pathetic, incompetent, wretched and defunct idiot like you, in all my life.

You're talking about Gordon Brown. . . . . . . LMFAO. . . . . . have you even considered your own economy lately?

It's such a pity; You don't have the sense that God (in all his infinite mercy) gave a GOAT.

My Advise: Go back to School and learn to be articulate and socially intelligent. Gratefully Harvard won't accept you. You will instantly diminish the impeccable reputation they have struggled to build thru the years.

Castrated fool!!!

SOPRANO:
@ NAJA HAJE

Closed Minded? You are a lost cause, I was simply expressing my opinion based on multiple experiences. I'm not generalizing any one based on nationality. I'm pretty sure you know what I'm saying is true,
Come to think of it, You R IN THE UK, THE NGR CHICKS IN UK R WORSE, THEY GO OUT WITH 419 MISCREANTS AND COMPLAIN WHEN THE DUDE GET LOCKED-UP IN JAIL. HOW DO I KNOW?, I come to LonDon at least 5 times annually. THEY GIVE UP 4 A PAIR OF TIMBERLAND, all you've got to do is take them to OXFORD STREET FOR SHOPPING and THE REST IS HISTORY , ALL in ALL, THERE R SOME GOOD ONES, BUT THE REST?
PLS FILL IN THE GAP -NAJ

In my post i didn't insult you in any way so that didn't give you the right to do that to me.

From the way you have just expressed yourself it clearly shows why you are having such a huge problem with Naija Chicks.

Without even asking you where you go when you're in the UK . . . . . I ALREADY KNOW. Its such a shame that the babes you expereinced were the peckham and brixton chicks.

Well you know the UK is quite big but why should I be telling you . . . . . your type of people will neva dare cross the border into civilisation.

I have neva come in contact with the kind of gyals your talking about. That actually sounds like the your lady friends in the Bronx.

Well Like I said. . . . . you are close minded. It's an adjective so deal with it.

holythug:
what bout d so called virgins who av anal sex go ^{ahead & call that dignity}

_{is that tru?}

if she's a 'bornagain' why is she having sex but not taking tests??

@poster
Your story get too many k-legs. Both of you are worng and are both playing the same games with each other.

Good luck! U are both enjoying eachother hence y you find it difficult to get serious with another lady.

@ all

una no where poster man dey?

I think we need some clarification because even if he meant counterpant; i still dont understand the question.

If anyone understands please tell me because I have to stop laughing.

LMFAO. . . . . kai. . . . . its not my time to die ooooooo.

There is absolutley nothing wrong with you.

When you look yourself in da mirror, what do you see? Do you see a defective woman?

Well there you go. . . . . there is no damn thing wrong with you!!!!!

_{***i really hate when girls allow some farm animal that don't know whats up tp tell them who they are. NONSENSE!!***}

tkb417:
Cantarpart means a cantankerous partner

even this one sent me reeling off my chair

what da hell does 'cantankerous partner' mean?

LMFAO

@desertboom

u go survive if your mama, sisters and aunties all die?

@SOPRANO

because you happened to met a mental one does not give you the right to generalise. If you don't want to associate yourself with naija chicks then it's you choice.

I wonder what you're doing on nairaland by the way. . . . . there a lot of 'Naija chicks' here you know.

Its not a sin to be entirely closed minded but please keep it to yourself and your buddies

I think the 'bad luck' thing is for over excited brides.

Thier elders knew the importance of the transformation of the 'girl next door in to the princess' and what effect it would have on the man.

The element of suprise is what i would say.

nada

@Gamine

take am easy oh. dont kill urself with lafta.

sylvao2000:
You are already a second wife, faily used , tokubo just bear it marry him and manage the second possition nice one but do it fast before you become the third wife ooo

I couldn't stop laughing when i read your post. but its true.

dups10:
everybody ar begging me to consider him, but am confuse because i don't want to be a second wife.

who is marrying him? You or everybody? DON'T BE SILLY!!!!   

Jairzinho:
I'll tell you this one time. . . . . .

Once you switch on to 'getting a wife mode', u follow your brain(85% of the time) and your heart (15%).

The reverse for getting a babe.

just my 2 cents as usual

Interesting. . . . . .

Goodluck Girl. You will survive. What doesn't kill will only make you stronger.

Oh . . . . I love your name by the way.

@rockiedink

u an me both my dear. dis one don pass me ooo

@OnyinboNo1

counterpart of what? men? Lol

@poster

where you dey? I really want to know what you meant by that.

zignor:
you mean you want her dead?

almost fell of my chair laughing      

@poster

be tru to yourself. another man's words will sound like asbestos in your mouth because its coming from your head rather than your heart.

Let yourself absorb what you're feeling and then let the words flow. Simple.

      _{***sometimes its funny/cute when you fumble a little bit***}

@Poster

I think its a blessing rather than a dilemma

If you really love your current girlfriend and don't just appreciate her simply because she 'stuck by you all the while' then I think you should talk to the girl in UK.

A) Tell her about the current girl in your life and you feelings for her.

B) Tell her that you are happy to accept her offer if it would be considered as a biznezz proposition. (you will be paying her back)

C) Agree an amount for the service of the visa and the trouble she is going to thru with opening up her personal life to the intense scrutiny of the Home Office.

D) Agree on a time limit you will be at her address for. E.g 18months should be about right to get you on your feet if you are focused and a hard worker.

If there is a positive understanding then inform your current girl.

OMO IBO:
i believe your an intelligent female but u choose to act like stupid.
im going to have to end our fun here.

i can only wish u the best in whatever u have chosen which appears to be 'sheer ignorance and daftness'

Good luck!

Thank you.

_{******fell off chair laughing*****}


what da hell is cantarpant?

OMO IBO:
e yaaaaaaaa!
stupidity on the prowl. see wetin night school do u.

i insist on going through the thread starters questions again. stop making yourself sound like a fool.

am sorry . . . . .  was that English you were trying to type out?     

I know the only institution are aware of is night school. One can only express thoughts of the things they are well conversant about. Dont feel bad about that. At least you made it into school anyhow.

Like I said before, . . . . i make my choices and i decided to wash you down till i get bored. So don't comfort yourself thinking that because am talking to you means you have got something interesting or intellectual to say. 

I just enjoy showing you off to be the headless chicken you really are! 

ewooooooooo i don die ooooooo, LMFAO!!!!

photoshop or not that is really funny because it is actually real. I have seen something like it in london. LOL

na wa ooooooo, when did washing plate become the measuring tape for manliness.

@poster

if you have no qualms about the way your wife views you as a man there would have been no problem you washing the plate. you clearly had no problems eating the rest of her meal, didn't you?  

its like a guy saying he won't hug a guy simply because people may think he's gay [_{i]*** long hisssssssssssssss****[/i]}

@Busta

where dem no dey? too much money and very few men to trust so they have to prawl to get satisfaction. Life is too short

is that real or computer generated?

Uzzyan:

y u shocked babe?

@tkb417

I shall be in contact. I didn't go clubbing when i was there but i had a lot of fish lol

@tkb417

not a problem. though i will need to contact you somehow innit?

you make sense in your fights too. but they are so funny.

I went to grand hotel when I was last in naija. It was so much fun. that was my second time in the east.

Encomium:
I advice you to investigate properly what is actually wrong or what went wrong. Confirm whether the guy in question is still alive,

She said she spoke to the guy and he sounded fine.