₦airaland Forum

@Chacal

I don't mean illegal hussle.

What do you mean by hussle? If it is what I think you mean then you're rare. I have met someone like in london tho.

Nice pic by way.

Personally i think when it comes to crunch time . . . . its very likely Obama may neva win.

To me this is just a ruse for the whitehouse to feel good about itself. No-one will ever say, after all these, that they are prejudiced in any way.

They at some point 'were going to let a black man take over the WhiteHouse' but it just didn't work out due to the direction the votes swung.

I may be cynical but after all American politics have done with the Iraq thingy they really need something to put them back on the map. If that is Obama then . . . . . . .

efuah:
For me, am content with whatever i have now, and am grateful to God for them too!

like adeboo said. . . the devil u know is better than the angel u don't know!

I second that.

most naija men know how to hussle beta than the uk breed ones. This is from the men I have met.

@poster

and you are happy becos

were the women in your cave days worse?

@poster

first off; find out of she's really pregnant.

Then go get tested. You owe your wife that much. (whether you like her or not is neither here nor there). If you have caught anything then you have to inform your wife.

If she's not then I think its time for you to end it.

If she is then she has to decide if she is willing to keep it. Either way you will need to tell your wife. From this bit onwards I pray God goes with you cause you will need divine favour.

DON'T GO!!!!!!!

don't give devil the opportunity to disgrace you.

You want to go because you love her. . . . .  tell me this how will you feel hearing her say to the guy that she promises to love him for the rest of her life , the first official kiss, the love in air, the couples dance? shall i go on?

Be a man and concentrate on getting your life back on track. Send them a present for diplomacy and for your conscience.

GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE

lmfao  _{people have greater problems}

If he left his house now am sure he'll be at yours in time for the 12 am ding ding for valentine 

@poster

I wish you luck and plenty favours. Just make sure to get back to us if you find love _{or your experience with an idiot}

almondjoy:
Oh come on!  Nairaland is like a box of "chocklit"!

"u never going to know what u goina get".    I really loved that movie. I must have watched it like 5 times   

@AgoT

For your sake I say u fine well well, . . . . . or else na yabs u go chop for dina!

Please post your picture.

By the way what does your name mean?

lmfao. . . . . . . . .  tooooooo funny!            

@Ayeesha
you were quick to give out your details and you didn't know to whom.  Damn that eeeezzzz funny!            

@poster

well most times i eat very late in the nite (like 2-3pm) and its usually foods with high starch/ carbohydrate. It helps me keep the weight on as my metabolism rate is quite high.

no its not a sign of impending fatness. Stretch marks/ varicoe veins are.

You neet to go get checked as it may be some sort of worm that's living just underneath your skin. It may be a virus. My friend used to have something like that. When she itches it spreads and it got the point that it caused sores and was very unsightly.

almondjoy:
Okay? You need to change your mattress. When I was in Nigeria this last time, I could not sleep either. The mattress was so hard, I thought I was on the concrete floor---My parents reassured me that it was an "orthopedic" mattress. It could be responsible.

Or you can take a muscle relaxant once in a while before you go to bed. Or tell oga to give you a good massage and a hot cup of "bournvita or cocoa" before you go to bed.


Sowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy! Hope you feel berrrrrrrrrer!

see . . . . . i have just disgraced myself. . . . . . i laughed so much i spat by mistake.

@Gamine

I used to have the same problem. Tell a lie; I still do from time to time.

This is what i do to help:

Eat a healthy meal by about 9pm then take a very warm and relaxing bath/shower and then i pamper myself with various creams (aromatherapy). My sheets have to be changed that day or i won't be able to sleep. Then get something to read or listen to soothing music (this helps minimise the rambling thoughts)

Though sometimes a vigorous exercise does help. It weakens the body and helps lull me to sleep.

There are various things you can eat to help out. I check that out for you. But Pounded yam neva seizes to fail me.

coool

anyone no anymore spots? It would make a nice hangout when am down.

Are there any Jazz nites as well?

@poster

Majority takes the vote. So what do you think you're going to do.

Are you mumufied enough to give her a ring or are you man enough to stand your ground?

justbones:
ask her what type of ring she wants.
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Ear Ring
ring worm

Lmao

Easybaby:
Yeah . . .give her the fucking ring, afterall You claimed to love her

abi ooooo my sista. Men like to dey yarn rubbish but when them reach checkout point na so so fumble

@poster

am sorry

please clarify. . . . .  you just met her and she's asking for a ring?

tkb417:
the lady went with a guy that can shell better grammar because u must have suffocated the babe with your lingua

u berra turn yahoozee too.
ure looking for a VAL as u fine reach, abi u no get legs?
show us the full pic

You had a bad day? take am easy ooooooooooooo

@oloriooko

why na?

@poster

at least she's got you chaperoning.

erm. . . . . this topic is like 2 yrs old.

didara86:
hmmmm. and you're sure u loved her?

u no . . . . . . . . . the thot crossed my mind as i read how quick he was to drop his email addy.

@poster

you're one sly one, aint ya?

olanajim:
Yes and No!

be fair. . . . . . . . . u no he's going to come back asking for more

@Olanagim

you don't need to justify your actions to me babe. We all have moments when we don't have to play fair or be stupid, if I may say.  I just thought it would have been interesting watching you. 

outlawcum4:
@Naje Haje or whatever u call yourself lol, you give so much damn about my threads and thanx alot, u see, i don't think i understand much about all you said about me. but i know i ain't no half grown, i think i'm a great man because i've got what it takes to make u moan in ecstasy in bed, or are there any other greatness you talking about.?

u no what. . . . . I RETRACT MY STATEMENT!!!!!

You are pitiful.

I regret eva having to associate myself with you. I have never come across such nuisance and such ardent, debauched behaviour in all my time on nairaland.

Great man . . . . .  tsst tsst tsssssssst. TUFIAKWA!!!!!!

For your sake i sincerely hope this is a phase or just a ruse to get some of this silliness out of your system. If this is the way you are in real life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I feel for your family and friends.


                                    _{****shakes head and leaves thread. . . .}

@poster


treadstone. . . . you're name. . . . . as in Bourne Identity? ?

olanajim:
3. Kick her out of your life! I have never been harsh to a lady before but I had to do it! I sent her out of the house even against my mum wish in front of our guests. It was enough humiliation for her to stop coming.

I don't get angry easily but I don't like stubborn intruder.

. . . . . .  the eva calm one. . . . .  i would have loved to see that. 

@all

. . . . . .  and so from the above. . . . .  it is safe to conclude that outlawcum4 is worst kind of half-grown, callow and infantile person we have on Nairaland.

@outlawcum4

if you humble yourself and begin to learn from your elders you could and can become a great man. You do have pulling power it just depends on what you set your sights on.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I thought so when i read his post. I guess its just that way with some people. They have a 'need' to be in a relationship. Doesn't matter if the relationship is good, bad, working, not working. . .they have to be part of a couple to feel ok

Naja. . .well said![/color]

hence why we have so many broken people coming on nairaland with nonsense,  . . . . . . . 

tkb417:
Now Naja Haje, this is how to play the game
ure doing it my style on Nairaland. Please, keep it up

i just got tired of reading the word 'toast' being associated with gyals. . . . . 



[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=111186.msg1938393#msg1938393 date=1202618668]just tell her the magic word!

Me I be Obaonline , me jamo friends dey call me Obaoffline
I don get degree for womanology
I don study the woman phisinomy
Shay make I tell you d koko,make I tell you d koko
then say. . . . . . .Tongolo se wo le tongolo
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Omoge wa je ka tongolo


and then add this rap to it

Listen listen
Mo wa talented
Yes mo wa gifted
Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted
Seri hips e ma file shifted
Oju e ma file tinted
Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted
seh o mo pe Obaonline is addicted
Te ba sope no,maa wa persistent
Mo ni iyawo n ile,don’t get it twisted


hope that helps! [/quote]kai . . . . . . . .  i think I just sneezed out my food.                 

morenike09:
About how he loves his first sex. . . this dude, as you can tell, just got disvirgined. . .

@post
POWER TO THE PUSSY PEOPLE

Lmfao. . . . .

is it everything that Americans do that Nigeriansmust do?? na wa oooooooooo

Nothing says I would really love you to be there than a personally signed invitation card.