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@oyie

because she's ashamed and would rather tell people who don't know her. Its another form of therapy.

@gogirl

he's not her father.

OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!


What is your father's name? I want to report you to your parents.

what nonsense!!!!!!

abomination !!!!!! tufia ! _{spits on the floor}

you need to go for mountain of fire deliverance so they can beat it out  of you with plenty sticks and koboko.

what kind of stupid talk is this   <sub>long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

you and your leaking ynash!!!</sub>

absolutely nothing wrong babe.

as long as he's matured enough for you then there's no problem.

@OMEGA

easy babe. you don't know if it true or not.

@ poster

Babe if this is tru I empathise with you. But you do know having a kid is never da end of the world. There are always ways around these things. if you live in UK; you do know there is a lot of support for teenage mothers. Look into your local council and see what's available for you. especially in terms of housing.

I won't advise you living with him for much longer. Am guessing he has a wife and she wont be too impressed with what you both did.

Make a move as quietly as possible.

_{if you are lying then you must know that this an automatic curse upon your life.}

@folly69


so dont eva get married and neva date a woman. infact turn gay. I think that would safegurad your heart!!!!

If votes were noted then you'll know what da ansa is.

you guys are friends period.

he needs you to him a favour just as he would expect from any other friend.

Go and sit in fridge for a few hours. maybe that will cool you down.

IF A GUY HAS NOT ASKED YOU OUT OR TOLD YOU OF HIS INTENTIONS TOWARDS YOU ,,,,,, DO NOT READ INTO ANYTHING. _{before you disgrace yourself !}

i dated this guy once.

it was the most stressful. It started out ok until we starting stepping out and i realised it was neva going to be normal at all.

being that am a very private person,,,,,,,,,, the whole thing irked me.

I was more pre-occupied with trying to avoid the lime light.

Way too stressful. If you love that kind of attn then i guess its not all that bad.

£250 and counting

I'll wait till you give reasons for her dumping you/ or wanting ot dump you. _{if she has not done that already!}

@To all those expressing belief

Do you people understand the difference between folk tales and reality.

Thats like the Romans and Greek saying Hercules actually lived on this earth and possessed super human powers.

People stop and think!!!! _unbelievable

@ PTBnaija

outer beauty reflects inner beauty. You cannot be beautiful if you are either beautiful within or have reconditioned your subconscious to reflect beauty. Ether way ; beauty comes from within. Make-up may enhance but does not reflect beauty.

One of my friends married a gyal against his wish

The girl from secondary school said to every one that he was the one for her and she was going to have his kids and be his wife. They only went out for 2 months.

But she glued herself to his immediate family and always had inside information on the girls in his life. Even when he temporarily left the country she always visited him. It was always when there was a new girl in the picture.

Then when he met this gyal that he really like kaaaaabbooooommmmmmm!!!!!!!! his Ex became pregnant! According to him (my friend) he's not sure how it happened but he was too ashamed that 7 months later he married her even though his dad shunned the wedding!

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL MANIPULATION. I don't like the gyal at all but I respect her. A focused woman can be very dangerous.

@Migines

Oh yes they were!!!!

@WAXYWELLER

there's no point discussing this with you.

I see you're a very narrow minded person.

[color=Black]Actual call centre conversations !!!!![/color]

Customer:     "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator:     "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer:     "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator:     "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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[color=Black]Samsung Electronics [/color]
Caller:          "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator:     "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller:           "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC  wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator:      "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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[color=Black]RAC Motoring Services[/color]
Caller:          "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"

Operator:      " Doesn't the product give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
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[color=Black]Directory Enquiries[/color]
Caller:               "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator:          "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller:               "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator:        "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller:             "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:

"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on".
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Tech Support:      "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer:             "OK".
Tech Support:      "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer:             "No".
Tech Support:      "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer:             "No".
Tech Support:      "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?".

Customer:            "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
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Tech Support:          "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer:                 "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller:  "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it.

If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story fro m the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator:         "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller:              "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator:         "What sort of trouble??"
Caller:              "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator:         "Went away?"
Caller:              "They disappeared."
Operator:         "Hmm So what does your screen lo ok like now?"
Caller:              "Nothing."
Operator:         "Nothing??"
Caller:              "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator:         "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller:              "How do I tell?"
Operator:         "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller:              "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator:         "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller:              "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator:         "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller:              "What's a monitor?"
Operator:         "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller:               "I don't know."
Operator:          "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller:              "Yes, I think so."
Operator:         "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.   

Caller:              "Yes, it is."
Operator:         "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller:                "No."
Operator:          "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller:                "Okay, here it is."
Operator:          "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller:                "I can't reach."
Operator:          "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller:               "No."
Operator:          "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller:               "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator:          "Dark??"
Caller:               "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.

Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller:         &nbs p;     "I can't."
Operator:          "No? Why not??"
Caller:               "Because there's a power failure."
Operator:  "A power,  A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.

Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"

Caller:               "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator:         "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller:                "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator:            "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller:                 "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator:             "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

call it a day because of 3 MONTHS difference?

How much do you like him??

Of course they do baby boy

of course!!!!!!

on first glance I'll say no.

then again it depends on how much feelings is left between you two, how matured you both are, you willingness to move on, and ultimately if you can handle it.

I think this will be a personal decision for you to make and it should not be made on account of your ex or what he wants. thats if he's asking you two to be friends.

I chose a clean break from my Ex because I knew it was going to be absolutely impossible to be friends with him considering how deeply i felt for him.

it was a very hard decision to make especially since he just didn't understand my reasons; But u know what ;,,,,,, It was one of the best decisions that I have ever made. Trust Me.

Babe some times its good to cut and pull out. That way you heal faster!!!!

@ waxyweller

i no blame you. you can only reply based on your experience.

There are actually ladies that don't need to make oaths in order to profess their love and commitment.

@Ikris

You be faze brother?  this one wey all ya replies dey begin with mental case.

@saucekid

of course he is!

My dear alexj; if you wear g string na your ynash go enter hell fire first!

<sub>nonsense

what kind of stupid question is that?? long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss</sub>

@ waxyweller


erm ,,,,,,, bros your  head correct so?


you dey pity de guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, canta fire your ynash!!!!!!

if the babe be your sista; you 4 don kill de guy long time!

@sylvao2000

why is that good?

OMG I cant believe in this day and age you people are still riled up about nonsense.  _{I literally fell off my chair laughing}

na wa  ooooooooo


all the juju in africa neva do una na tree wey supposedly get feelings wey dey give una feva like  this.


hhhhhhmmmmm wonders shall neva seize.